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Chapter 33 Dinner (4)

The curtains on the high platform were removed, but a woman in a yellow shirt was seen standing in the center of the stage. She had slender legs, a slender waist, and sharp shoulders. The tight-fitting short clothes made her already slim figure even more curvy.

, this is not the point. The point is that her face is so beautiful that it is unbelievably beautiful. Her eyes are bright and her teeth are bright, the moon is shy, and the fish is falling. At this moment, all the adjectives used on her seem to be dull and weak. The key point is that this woman is still beautiful.

She is gorgeous but not vulgar, and there is no aura of profligacy in her body. Whether it is her smart eyes or her slightly upturned upper lip, there is a sense of aura. As they look around, everyone seems to feel that she is looking at them.

Gao Bufan couldn't help but feel a little excited. It was amazing. He looked at the rising stars around him and found that they were even more unbearable. The pretty boy Qing Yuan looked as if he was stupid. He didn't know what he was talking about. Even Gao Junxian, who had always been steady, was also confused.

They looked like they were intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves. As for the brothers Gao Shixiong and Gao Shiheng, the two brothers were swallowing their saliva like they were competing. You grunted and I grunted, so much that Gao Bufan felt like peeing.

At this time, the woman in yellow shirt on the stage flicked the ebony cloud board in her hand, making a crisp sound, smiling like a flower, cupping her fists and bowing to the people in all directions. Her movements were elegant and brave, and she instantly won the applause of the whole house. She used a fashionable saying

In other words, the typhoon is very stable.

While Gao Bufan sighed, he unconsciously compared Changsun Wugou with him, and found that Changsun Meimei was completely defeated. It was not that Changsun Wugou's appearance was not as good as that of the woman in yellow shirt, but that she was still too young. What about the young Tao?

Is it better than a mature peach? In a few years, when the little loli's figure has fully grown, she will probably be able to compete with this woman in yellow shirt. The prerequisite is that she can't grow crooked. However, Changsun Wugu

The dignified temperament of a well-known lady is her most attractive feature.

At this time, the curtain was closed again. When it was opened again, the woman in the yellow shirt had disappeared and was replaced by a pair of old and young people singing opera. Everyone could not help but be disappointed, and a group of young people also returned disappointedly.

own seat.

"Oh, it would be great if everyone, Gongsun and Sun, gave another performance!" Gao Qingyuan sighed and sat down again.

Gao Junxian also shook his head regretfully: "I would also like to see the Gongsun family dance swords, but unfortunately the Gongsun family's rule is that they can only perform one performance every night."

Gao Bufan couldn't help but wonder: "This girl can also dance a sword?"

Gao Junxian nodded and said: "Brother Changqing, I don't know. Although the oral skills of the Gongsun family are excellent, what they are best at is swordsmanship. I don't know how many princes and grandsons have spent a lot of money just to see her dance a swordsmanship. But today we are lucky.

After appreciating the ventriloquism skills of Gongsun and others, I have already picked it up."

Gao Bufan couldn't help but secretly wonder, couldn't this be Lady Gongsun in the poet Du Fu's works? It is said that the sword dancing skills are very good, but it is the end of the Sui Dynasty, and Du Fu is a poet in the middle Tang Dynasty. At this time, Du Fu's father may not have even been fertilized.

Eggs are not there yet, and Aunt Gongsun is probably about the same, so they must not be the same person, so I casually asked: "Aunt Gongsun... Hey, what is Miss Gongsun's name?"

Gao Shiheng immediately rushed to say: "I know this, called Gongsun Yingxiu, hey, it turns out that Brother Changqing is more ignorant than me."

Gao Junxian smiled and said: "I guess Brother Changqing has never been to a Feng Shui place, otherwise he would not know about the Gongsun family who are famous in the south and north of the Yangtze River."

Gao Shixiong immediately stared at Gao Bufan as if he had discovered a new species, and said harshly: "No way? Brother Changqing hasn't visited a brothel yet?"

Gao Bufan secretly sweated, my body is only fifteen years old and has not yet matured. Isn't it embarrassing that I have never been to a brothel?

However, in the eyes of the Gao brothers, it seemed really shameful to have not gone to whoring at the age of fifteen. Gao Shixiong burst out laughing and said, "You are still a bastard, hahaha!"

The wild laughter made everyone around him look sideways. Xiao Gao Bufan, who had always been calm, felt embarrassed. He really wanted to knock out the teeth of Gao Shixiong's big mouth with one punch.

Gao Shiheng hugged Gao Bufan's shoulders and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. After the banquet, our brothers will take you to Xinghua Chunyu Building to find a pink head to consecrate. Maybe you won't have to spend money and the pink head will be poured into your little one."

The monk’s consecration fee, wow~haha!”

Gao Bufan was at a loss of whether to laugh or cry. Gao Qingyuan, who was in the front seat, turned around and glared at the two brothers, saying disgustedly: "It's vulgar and disturbing people's peace!"

The two brothers Gao Shixiong immediately felt as if they had been stepped on, and retorted: "Why are you pretending to be noble? Don't think we don't know that your kid went to Xinghua Chunyu Tower three times last month, with different girls, and we don't know how much fun we had.

What a trick."

Zhang Xiaobai, who was far away from Qing Dynasty, was swollen red and argued: "I used poetry to make friends, exchange ideas, and not be as dirty and dirty as you."

"You're so stupid that you can exchange poems with friends and communicate with each other through intercourse. If you hook up with a prostitute and still want to build a memorial arch, I despise people like you the most." Gao Shiheng sneered.

Gao Shixiong immediately spoke up and said, "What the second brother said is absolutely true. Some people are just prudes and pretend to be elegant. It's obviously that... what?"

Gao Shiheng immediately reminded: "Communicate!"

"Yes, interfering with each other, haha, my second brother is good at writing, this sentence is very clever!" Gao Shixiong complimented.

When it comes to bickering, Gao Qingyuan is obviously no match for the Gao brothers. When it comes to fists... forget it, let's just talk about bickering. Bickering is just mental abuse, and when it comes to fists, the body will also be ravaged, so Gao Qingyuan can only tremble with anger.

, turned around and ignored these two bastards!

At this moment, Gao Bufan was a little grateful that the pretty boy was far away. If this kid hadn't set the scene on fire, these two bastards would still be holding on to the fact that they had never visited a brothel!

At this time, Gao Junxian didn't know whether it was to ease the atmosphere or something, but he took the initiative to approach and asked: "Brother Changqing, do you know why Gongsun and everyone only perform one performance at a time?"

Gao Bufan secretly thought, there is no need to ask, hunger marketing, this trick has been used to death in later generations, limited editions, limited supplies, are nothing more than the same method, all based on the idea of ​​​​sparing things for the most valuable, so that

People are vying to grab the top spot, but this eldest grandson really has real skills, and hunger marketing has become a great success. If you don’t have some real skills, this will probably turn into starvation marketing, which is really cool!

Of course, Gao Bufan asked in a very cooperative manner: "Why? It doesn't make sense to have money but not to make money!"

The kid Qing Qingyuan snorted coldly and said: "We talk about money in everything. It seems that you, Gao Changqing, are also a vulgar person. As expected, birds of a feather flock together and people divide into groups."

Gao Buqi is happy, does this guy really want to offend everyone? To put it bluntly, he is a bitch. He shrugged and said: "My family runs a racecourse, and I work hard every day for nothing. If I don't care about money, what will I do?"

It is vulgar to pursue money, so almost all the world is vulgar, including Gongsun and his family, who are like fairies in your eyes. Do you think what everyone just scattered was not money, but morning dew and clouds? It can be seen that fairies also have to eat the fireworks of the world, and they also have to eat and drink.

Lazarus, if you don’t make money, how can you eat and drink? After eating and drinking, the fairy will have to poop!"

Gao Shixiong couldn't help but laugh and said: "Brother Changqing's words are so reasonable!"

"Not only does it make sense, but it also tastes good. After listening to Chang Qing's words, I suddenly felt that Gongsun and everyone were not so attractive. After all, no matter how beautiful the fairy is, she still has to go to the toilet to show her respects!" Gao Shiheng said with a smile.

Gao Qingyuan was once again so angry that he could not speak. Gao Junxian could only smile and shake his head, obviously not interested in explaining why the Gongsuns only performed one show at a time.

Gao Bufan said apologetically: "I was so quick-tongued that I interrupted Brother Junxian and asked Brother Junxian to give me some advice."

Gao Bufan's modesty and courtesy made Gao Junxian feel good about him, and he said with a smile: "Actually, it's not a secret. It is said that this is a rule set by Master Gongsun. As long as the show completes three hundred performances, Gongsun will officially withdraw.

She retired, so she only performed one show at a time. The Gongsun Brothers debuted two years ago and have now performed about a hundred shows. Therefore, in a few years, no one in the world will be able to see the Gongsun Brothers perform."

Gao Bufan couldn't help but suddenly realized, Wow, I don't know who made this kind of marketing plan. With such a package of publicity, Gongsun Yingxiu couldn't even think about whether he would be popular. In fact, if he calculated carefully, he would perform 100 shows in two years.

Three hundred games is exactly six years. Six years later, this Gongsun will be twenty-four or five years old. According to the standards of the ancients, she is already an older Korean leftover woman. At this time, it is the right time to wash away the golden basin and make a lot of money at the same time.

It's liquid, it's simply too fragrant!
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