Kachi kachi

In the courtyard of Kuhan Temple, Master Qingsong and Master Rouyu lowered their heads and silently nibbled on the steamed buns in their hands.

"Who is this?"

Master Qingsong secretly glanced at Chen Yimou, who was looking like a supervisor, and felt extremely angry.

Originally, everyone could just gather together and wait for the plot to change.

The program team prepared "Reminiscing about the Sad and Thinking about the Sweet", and the script did not require forceful eating. It was just an atmospheric prop to increase Fang Xiu's subconscious recognition of the reality of the world.

But Chen Yimou insisted on showing off, and even dragged him into eating it along with him!

"I am willing to sacrifice twenty years of my life in exchange for another heart attack by Chen Yimou!" Master Qingsong clenched his fist and swore.

"Ah ha ha ha, Donor Fang praised me so much. I am just a grain of sand for all living beings. I would like to be a step on the way to the paradise world for all living beings!"

Hanku Abbot Chen Yimou hung Buddha beads on his hands and laughed loudly.

As a senior director in the industry with extremely high artistic attainments, Chen Yimou's acting skills are no worse than those of professional actors, and his lines are even higher.

In just three to five minutes, he not only managed to strike up a conversation with Fang Xiu, and the conversation was lively, but he also set up the character of an eminent monk who cares about the country and the people, and I will go to hell.

I just held half of the steamed bun in my hand and never moved it again.

"Since the age of three, the poor monk has not eaten any meat, even eggs!" Chen Yimou said calmly.

"Master, the true Buddha nature is extraordinary!"

Fang Xiu nodded repeatedly.

I always feel that the great monk in front of me is a bit vain.

But looking at the unreliable monks around him, Fang Xiu felt that he might have thought too much.

"Thank you for being so quick, senior brother. Is this done?"

While they were talking, Xie Sanfeng also received the vegetarian meal, sat down next to Fang Xiu, and ate all the bran-skinned steamed buns in a few mouthfuls.

Fang Xiu was amazed when he saw it.

For those who practice martial arts, these things are not enough to add teeth.

"Ah San, you are still growing, eat more!"

Seeing the life-saving straw, Taoist Qingsong snatched most of Rouyu's steamed buns and gave them to Xie Sanfeng along with his own.

"Thank you Master!"

Xie Sanfeng didn't mind it either, so he took it and finished it in a few more bites. He touched his stomach, but he still had some unfinished thoughts.

"I have some demon pills here. If you don't mind, chew a few to moisten your throat!"

Fang Xiu took out a handful of Blood Linzhi Pills from his backpack and scattered two or three pills to several people around him.

The bran-skin steamed bun is really too astringent.

Xue Lin Zhi Dan, which is soft and waxy in the mouth, can relieve throat discomfort.

This thing can kill a thousand at a time.

It's probably not worth much money.

"Fang Xiu, it's not that I'm letting go of my prejudices, it's just that Wo Tou has a stuck throat!"

Master Qingsong smiled coldly, took the Xue Linzhi Pill, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed hard, not giving Chen Yimou a chance to wink at him.

Quan pretended not to have seen it!

Xue Lin Zhi Dan relaxes the muscles and activates blood circulation, nourishes the skin and moistens the lungs, nourishes yin and strengthens yang, and prolongs life.

After taking one mouthful, Qingsong Zhenren felt that his whole body was soothing and ecstatic.

It's really a pill after a meal, better than a living god.

"You still know how to hurt people!"

Master Rouyu also smiled softly, took the Zhidan, and swallowed it in one gulp.

What you eat is what you earn!

Chen Yimou?

I do not see it!

"Brother Fang, I don't want it anymore!"

Bai Ling'er waved her hand. She ate dozens of these yesterday and was really tired of it.

"Abbott, please take two pills too!"

Fang Xiu walked all the way to Chen Yimou. He wanted to give the enlightened monk a few more pills, but suddenly remembered that Chen Yimou did not eat meat, so he quickly took it back.

"Fang Xiu is reckless and forgets that Master doesn't even eat eggs!"

Fang Xiu apologized and gave the remaining pills to Xie Sanfeng.

"Ah hahaha, it doesn't matter!"

Chen Yimou waved his hands calmly, but his eyes seemed to be uncontrollable, staring at the demon pill in Xie Sanfeng's hand.

Why are my eyes filled with tears?

I just pity the lives of these elixir-producing Blood Kirin Bears!

One hundred million, two hundred million, three hundred million...

Are you afraid of indigestion?

"This thing..."

Xie Sanfeng took one and put it into his mouth. He frowned slightly and said with a bit of disgust: "The quality of this is not very high. It doesn't look like a pure-blooded Blood Lin Demon Bear. My father bought me a few bottles before, and the taste is better than this."

Much better, Brother Fang, where did you get this? Next time I will go with you, I know that the quality of the fat elixir produced by the magic bear is better!"

He threw the remaining few into his mouth and finished eating them like chewing jelly beans. Xie Sanfeng couldn't help but smack his lips and shake his head.

The taste is really bad!

Seventy million pieces, no more!

"puff"

Fang Xiu gave pills to everyone, and Chen Yimou could barely tolerate it, but looked at Xie Sanfeng with disgust on his face.

Chen Yimou felt that all the shamelessness in the world was concentrated on this stinky face.

Who is that?

Eat for free and be picky.

As the owner of half of the Blood Linzhi Pill, he is not willing to eat even one!

"Fuck"

Chen Yimou could no longer suppress his excitement. He spurted out a mouthful of blood, stood upright and fell backwards.

Because it was too sudden.

None of the powerful golden elixir, foundation building, and Qi practitioners present had time to get up.

After all, the popularity is so bad!

With a "Peng" sound, his head hit the ground heavily, and Chen Yimou didn't know whether he was alive or dead for an instant.

"Hurry, Abbot Hanku's old injury has relapsed!"

Among the monks, several staff members of the program team hurriedly stepped forward, picked up Chen Yimou with all their hands, and ran to the back of the main hall.

Director Chen Da came prepared, and the first aid cabin was already prepared for him.

It was originally intended to prevent Fang Xiu, but in the end he was angered by the rich second generation of Nine Stars!

Nothing is permanent!

"Abbot Hanku has a hidden injury?"

Fang Xiu was a little surprised.

Could it be because he was in a powerful place in Buddhism and invited people to take demon pills, which stimulated him?

Can't?

You're being reckless, so be careful next time.

"A few days ago, Abbot Hanku witnessed a tragic tragedy with his own eyes. Unfortunately, he was unable to stop it due to his identity and the overall situation, so he left behind his inner demons!"

Master Qingsong opened his mouth to explain, waved his fly whisk, and suddenly sang: "Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The next moment, a vision emerged.

The sky, which was originally calm with light wind and sparse stars, suddenly turned into dark clouds and a howling wind.
To be continued...