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Chapter 1,318 The dead and the dying(1/2)

The next plot really starts to get funny.

When the old man's plan failed, he came up with another plan. The old policeman went to the bathhouse to take a bath. He pretended to be a bathhouse worker and actually threatened the old policeman to hand over his camera by giving him a bath.

The old police officer was also speechless, who the hell is this?

His back was almost bald.

The old police officer is so depressed!

Zhou Xing expressed that he didn't understand the old man's forceful approach, and the old man thought so. So, it's not strange to say that it is polite to many people.

Zhou Xing bought a box of gifts and followed the old police officer all the way. It turned out that the old police officer and his colleagues were following the suspect.

Good guy, Zhou Xing walked up to him so carelessly carrying a gift.

Showing off the gift box with a shy face: "Um, I'm sorry to come here empty-handed. Officer, can I borrow your camera?"

The old police officer is already a Spartan. Where does this horse-riding guy come from with his retardation?

They are fucking following and planning to arrest people. Who the hell are you?

But he didn't dare to say anything for fear of alerting the enemy. As a result, Zhou Xing and the old man thought: "There is another one, hello! Excuse me! Let me go? I can't leave..."

At this time, the suspect heard the noise and became alert.

The old police officer made gestures to tell him not to look, not to look, but how could Zhou Xing and the old man know this.

So the suspect ran away.

The old policeman was so angry that he almost exploded.

"What's going on?" Zhou Xing finally understood.

"You, do you know that you are obstructing official business?"

Then, then he was caught!

Although this plot is a bit silly logically, the funny effect is still good.

In fact, everyone doesn’t mean to be so picky. After all, comedy movies, especially some nonsensical comedy movies, have some logical errors and omissions, which is perfectly normal.

No one will take it seriously!

In the detention room, the perverted old man started doing his old habits again.

He really wanted to blow the paper to the ground like he did in the hospital and let the girl pick it up, so that he could capture the beauty with his wretched eyes!

It's just a pity that the distance is a bit far and he can't blow it very much.

In the eyes of others, he was like Zhou Xing puffing out his mouth like a wilted person.

At this time, the old police officer’s wife brought over a lunch box for the whole team to eat.

The perverted old man smiled obscenely and said: "Marriage is not something that can only rely on love, right? Well, I miss it so much. I was going to sell that camera, but in order to be with my girlfriend

You should behave well in front of others and not sell out, but you will marry someone else..."

At this time, the old police officer’s wife asked doubtfully: “Who is it?”

"Are you really not going to give me a camera?" The old man put on Zhou Xing's body and winked.

"What's that girl's name?"

The old police officer suddenly remembered something, changed his previous attitude, quickly picked up the sushi bento made by his wife, ran over, and said politely: "How about some kimbap?"

"Other people's kimbap is not to my liking!" Zhou Xing waved his hands subconsciously.

"Say it's in the second drawer of the closet, please!"

Obviously, the old man did know the old police officer. The old police officer changed his previous attitude in order to prevent a fire in the backyard.

The camera turned around and it was inside the hospital.

"Pan Jun! Hey, Pan Jun, it's you!" the old man said to another old man wearing a hospital gown in the hospital.

The old man named Pan Jun's eyes suddenly turned red, and he turned his head excitedly, but what he saw was a strange young man like Zhou Xing.

He suddenly looked confused.

Despite this, he still came to the hospital canteen with Zhou Xing.

The old man possessing Zhou Xing's body used his body to drink heavily.

Pan Jun advised: "If you start drinking like this at such a young age, you will lose all your teeth when you are old!"

But Zhou Xing said, "If you drink like that, won't it be okay?"

Old man Pan Jun was aroused by these words and immediately picked up the wine glass and took a sip, but was discovered by the nurse.

"Who are you? How did you find me?" Pan Jun was a little confused.

Because the voice sounded familiar before, much like an old friend of his, but in front of him was a strange young man.

At this moment, a clear voice suddenly came: "Aren't you having a drink?"

Zhou Xing turned his head, and the next moment, he was stunned. Love at first sight? Oh, no, it was probably because of lust, no matter what, anyway, this nurse is really beautiful!

As a result, the next moment, the old man possessed him again, pursed his lips, showed a vulgar expression, and looked at the girl blankly.

He also took the initiative to put down the cup, stood up, turned a deaf ear to Pan Jun's questions, and walked directly towards the beautiful nurse.

He also had his hands behind his back as a trademark.

When he came to the beautiful nurse, he shamelessly approached and said, "You have been looking here since just now. Are you looking at me? Or at that old patient?"

This shameless slap made the beautiful nurse look confused.

"What?"

As a result, the old man controlled Zhou Xing's body and continued to shamelessly approach the beautiful nurse: "What can I do if I take a look? Even if your eyes are like lasers, I'm willing to do it!" After saying that, he looked like an old man with his hands behind his back again.

Look like leaving.

The beautiful nurse, who was left in a state of bewilderment, had no idea what was going on.

He also walked to the window and let the wind blow his hair, pretending to be handsome. Little did he know that at this time, he was as frustrated as he wanted.

But he also twitched his eyebrows at the beautiful nurse with a narcissistic look, which made people laugh.

"The weather is also nice. How about going to the cafe to have a cup of scented tea? Or float an egg yolk on it. I wonder if you can give me this honor?"

As a result, not only was the beautiful nurse dumbfounded, but everyone else was also stunned, completely speechless by his shameless and sinister look.

"Do you have to be so shameless in front of women?" Zhou Xing complained in the bathroom.

"What's wrong? I also saw that you fell in love with her at first sight, so I..." The old man said that he was doing it entirely for his own good.

"I didn't!" Zhou Xing said sternly.

"You are it!" The old man said as if he had already seen through you.

"I'm not that kind of person!" Zhou Xing continued to be tough.

"No, you're that kind of bastard!"

It turned out that he came to the hospital to find an old friend in order to return the camera to him.

And that old friend is naturally the old man Pan Jun who loves to drink.

Zhou Xing woke up and saw the crying aunt lying face to face in front of him, looking at him blankly.

Soon, the aunt began to cry and the uncle continued to smoke.

This seems to have become his daily routine.

The key is that the perverted old man actually read adult magazines with such a vulgar look, which left Zhou Xing completely speechless.

This made him more and more eager to fulfill these Ah Piao's wishes and make them disappear quickly, so he asked the little kid: "What is your wish?"

The little kid's wish is very simple, that is, to go see a movie.

Zhou Xing brought Greedy Kid to the cinema, and it just so happened that the beautiful nurse also brought the patient's child to watch the movie. Greedy Kid immediately fell in love with the lollipop in the patient's child's hand and almost drooled.

Already.

Zhou Xing also discovered the goddess of his dreams and walked up to say hello.

As a result, the greedy little kid turned his nose and asked: "How much did you buy that lollipop?"

Although I was very confused as to why this man was so weird that he would lick his nose in front of his face, the beautiful nurse still answered the question.

In the theater, both Zhou Xing and the kid laughed out loud at the movie.

On the other side, the beautiful nurse saw Zhou Xing watching the movie alone and laughing, but she was thoughtful.

Because the movie they watched was a cartoon for children.

In the theater, except for Zhou Xing, who came to see it by himself, everyone else in the theater was seen by adults with children, so he seemed so out of the ordinary.

After leaving the theater, the kid asked to buy hand-made toys again. In order to get rid of them as soon as possible, Zhou Xing had no choice but to agree to come down and buy them for him.

The next moment he saw the beautiful nurse again.

Only this time, the greedy kid couldn't help but take action.
To be continued...
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