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Chapter 4

The examiner Tu Xiaoya set up an examination room in Xiangyang. When Wu Xindie and Xu Miaoxin arrived at the examination room together, they saw Murong Badou beside Tu Xiaoya from afar. [】

Murong Badou is Xu Miaoxin's friend, and he is also a well-known talent in the world. He is at level 70, but he has no choice but to do anything. Because he is too particular about the choice of weapons -

Looking at the various weapons used by various sects, it is difficult to find what I like very much - heavy swords, light swords, sharp bows, and deserted guns. They were all good guys, but there were too many people who practiced them, so it would be difficult to achieve success in these types of weapons; not many people practiced sticks and Zen sticks, but the sticks and Zen sticks looked rough and old-fashioned, and did not look elegant and elegant; the guards were too domineering, and the hidden weapons were not bright, and they also had the identity of being open and honest and kind. Although the piano was elegant and beautiful, it was also pleasant to use, but unfortunately it was used by women. Only the pen was short and concise, with a light appearance, and was very suitable for yourself. Finally, I decided to join the Wudang layman and practice the martial arts of pens to travel around the world. I thought of my own efforts to choose weapons, and I felt a little touched. I wrote a lyric:

There are eighteen types of weapons, and heroes choose their own essence. Swords and swords are difficult to compete for, and sticks are less light and agile. Hand guards hurt people and hurt people, and hidden weapons can hinder the reputation of heroes. The music of the piano is long and pleasant, and the pen is moving around the world.

Murong Badou claims to be suave, and he only has one ambition to play the world - to know more beautiful female heroes, and to travel around the world together, and imagine his future mighty appearance, and create a poem called "Honor of Heroes" and published it in "Jianghu Express":

The hero is proud of the sky, and he is in front of the Lord. The golden pen points the steps without smoke. The sword hides my courage and brings happiness to the past. The passionate love is heard, what else can you say? The world is looking for new love everywhere. I want to have beautiful beauty and beautiful shadows, and talk and laugh in the underworld.

After seeing this poem that was so enchanting and revealing the true nature of Ximen, millions of heroes were in an uproar. Many heroes competed to recite it, and Murong Badou became famous for it.

At this time, Murong Badou was sitting next to Tu Xiaoya, frowning and absent-mindedly practicing the "Secret Book of the Gentleman's Wind Intercept".

"Ba Dou, Ba Dou?" Xu Miaoxin greeted him enthusiastically, and found Ba Dou's face full of sorrow, and said strangely, "What are you doing? Why are you frowning?"

"Huh, be careful?" Murong Badou discovered Xu Miaoxin, and instantly turned his worries into joy. He stood up and said, "Be careful, I urgently need money now, you can lend me some money!"

"What are you doing with money? What are you going to buy?"

"I..." Murong Badou wanted to speak but stopped, and paused, "I won't buy anything. I want to use money, to... I want to video with Liu Wenling."

"You still want to video with her?" Xu Miaoxin was slightly surprised, "You video with her is very expensive, you can't be obsessed with it!"

"I can't extricate myself anymore!" Murong Badou shook his head and sighed sadly. Then he said firmly, "Because she is so beautiful, so beautiful! I am already intoxicated by it, I can't extricate myself, and I don't want to extricate myself!"

Wu Xindie on the side was confused and said to Xu Miaoxin, "Who is Liu Wenling? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Brother, you have never even heard of Liu Wenling? You are too ignorant!" Murong Badou answered without asking questions, with a very contemptuous tone. He said righteously, "Liu Wenling is the number one beauty in the world. When a man with bloody nature sees her, he will definitely be unforgettable to her beauty! She is really a beauty, so beautiful that it can make all passionate men willing to go through fire and water for her and give everything for her..."

"Is that?" Wu Xindie smiled lukewarmly, and could hear that he had the meaning of being a frog in the well. He said hatefully, "You trash, you actually dare to underestimate your Grandpa Wu! If you are really awesome, don't lend money to Xu Miaoxin!"

"Brother, how do you count the video of your beautiful girl?" Wu Xindie glanced at Murong Badou with contempt, mocking, "Do you think it is based on how much she wears, or how long she wears, or how long she wears?"

"Brother, it would be too insulting to say this! My video with Miss Liu is not lustful, but out of respect for beauty!" Murong Badou said frankly, "Our video is based on time. 50 gold per minute!"

"50 gold?!" Wu Xindie was shocked and said in horror, "50 gold a day is enough! 50 gold per minute, how much is an hour? Three thousand gold... Damn, you really respect her! Hey, buddy, if she asks you to kneel down and kowtow to her, will you do it?"

"Of course!" Murong Badou said without hesitation, and his tone was decisive, "It is the honor of a passionate man to be able to kneel down and worship beautiful people!"

"Haha, I'm very convinced of you, really!" Wu Xindie was speechless, looking at him with a smile, and laughed in her heart, "You treat your grandson as a wise man, it's really hard for Mr. Wu to say anything about you!"

Murong Badou calmed down and said to Xu Miaoxin, "Be careful, are you convenient to make money? Can you lend me some gold appropriately?"

"I'm not convenient at hand, I don't have money to lend you! But I still have this..." Xu Miaoxin said, untiing the five-color jade pendant tied around her waist, "This jade pendant is given to me by my good sister Bai Tiantian. If you take it, you can sell it for 100 gold!"

"Okay. Be careful, thank you..."

Murong Badou was reaching out to take it, but Wu Xindie suddenly grabbed the jade pendant and said to Xu Miaoxin, "Come on, I'll tell you something."

Wu Xindie took her hand and hurriedly walked away a few steps. She was sure Murong Badou couldn't hear it, so she whispered, "This kid is a lustful man and a prodigal son. How could you give him this jade pendant? We are both newcomers, and we don't have enough money. You can't throw the only valuable thing to him to insult!"

"Nothing!" Xu Miaoxin disagreed, "It's all friends, I want to help him!"

"Help him? How do you help? How much money do you have to help?"

Wu Xindie said earnestly, "You are only valuable things that are sold to you for 100 gold by him and squander it in two minutes! Besides, you treat him as a friend, but he doesn't treat you as a friend. Is it a friend? Do you exploit your friend so despicable? Keep this jade pendant yourself, don't give it to him!"

Xu Miaoxin took the jade pendant, nodded slightly, and returned to Murong Badou with Wu Xindie.

"Ba Dou, take it!" Xu Miaoxin handed him the jade pendant, "You sell it for money!"

"Yeah, thank you!" Murong Badou was overjoyed, took the jade pendant, suddenly looked at Wu Xindie, and asked, "What did you say to Xiaoxin just now?"

Seeing that Xu Miaoxin was indifferent to right and wrong, Wu Xindie gave him the jade pendant. She felt very unhappy. When she saw Murong Badou ask, she sneered, "I didn't say anything. I'll say, I'll continue to give it to you when I have the jade pendant in the future. You can continue to sell it and continue to video with that Liu? Are you satisfied?"

"hehe."

Murong Badou was half-believing and half-doubted, feeling that his words were very ironic. Suddenly, he heard Huan Pei Dingdong, and his heart moved. He searched around and found that Liu Wenling was smiling.

"Miss Liu, are you here?" Murong Badou was happy and could not suppress his "respect" to her and said happily, "Is it a video? Let's have a video?"

"Okay, how much did you bring?"

"I don't have cash, but I have this jade pendant, look--" Murong Badou showed her the jade pendant, "This jade pendant can be sold for 100 gold."

"I don't want it, I just want cash. If you don't have gold, then go and make money!" Liu Wenling smiled and shook her head, saying to Badou, a fan, and suddenly said to Wu Xindie, "I'm here to take the exam, you are also taking the exam, right? You are a master of Shaolin Wuzong. In this exam, only if you come to form a team, the candidates can receive the exam reward. You team up!"

"Yeah." Wu Xindie nodded and looked at her a little. - Wearing a wind and rain dress on top and a spiritual embroidered outfit on the bottom, the equipment is very ordinary. As for the appearance, I really don't feel that it is outstanding.

Wu Xindie formed a team. Murong Badou and Liu Wenling entered the examination room first, and the examiner Tu Xiaoya took some ancient poems first. The two knew ancient poems very well and were at ease when they started the exam questions. The sound of firecrackers resounded throughout Xiangyang.

In just a moment, the two of them had successfully passed the Tongsheng Examination, the Provincial Examination, the Imperial Examination, and the Palace Examination. Their value was promoted from Bai Ding to a student (scholar), Jie Yuan, Hui Yuan and the No. 1 prize. After winning three yuan in a row, they were awarded the honor of "Class of the Hanlin Academy".

Wu Xindie and Xu Miaoxin were not willing to be lonely and entered the examination room one after another. Their skills were too low, so they were expelled from the examination room by Tu Xiaoya as soon as they entered the provincial examination.

If you can get a degree in the imperial examination, you can get a considerable experience reward. Therefore, more and more people gather in the rabbit Xiaoya, and Tang Xiaohuai and Wudu Ancestor also rushed to the examination room one after another.

"Oh, isn't this Wu Xindie? You can join the team quickly!"

Tang Xiaohuai discovered that among the many candidates, Wu Xindie was the captain, and hurriedly sent an application to Wu Xindie to join the team.

"Damn it, I'll give it to me!" The Five Poisons Ancestor pointed at the Wu Xindian with a steel knife, and his request was so stiff that it was even more serious than a military order.

"I want Master Wu to form you? Haha, give Master Wu a pee!" Wu Xindie mocked the delusion of the Five Poisons Ancestor. He had experienced his arrogance in Jiange before, and hated him very much. He made up his mind to only form Tang Xiaohuai, who had met once, and refused to form the trash of the Five Poisons Ancestor.

"Don't join the team with this thief! Everyone comes here, I'll tell you something." Liu Wenling shouted in a low voice, greeting Wu Xindie and other teammates, and walked away more than ten feet away.

"Let me tell you, Tang Xiaohuai and the Five Poisons Ancestor are both bad guys!" Liu Wenling whispered.

"How bad are they? You can tell me more about it." Wu Xindie is diligent and knows more about bad people and bad things. It is beneficial.

"Tang Xiaohuai's home is not far from my home. I know how bad he is!" Liu Wenling said, "He is 40 years old this year, and his white hair is out. He has been very bad since he was a child! When he was in middle school, he led a beautiful girl named Gege in the community shopping. When he reached an intersection, he pointed to the traffic light and wanted to mislead the beautiful Gege, saying that the red light should be done, the green light should stop, and the yellow light should be on, and the yellow light should be on quickly!"

"Ahhh! When the yellow light is on, hurry up. This is not a misleading child, but a life-threatening person!" Murong Badou was filled with righteous indignation at Tang Xiaohuai's despicable behavior.

"Also, there was a time when the little beauty princess pestered Tang Xiaohuai and asked him to tell stories. He was impatient and lied to the little beauty princess that the story on the phone was much better than what he told - he got up in the morning and called 119, 110 at noon, and 120 before going to bed at night. The uncle and aunt on the other end of the phone would tell many nice stories. After listening to the story, his braids grew long, he slept soundly, and he didn't wet the bed at night."

"Little Princess, why did Tang Xiaohuai bully her like this?"

"It's a long story. Many years ago, Tang Xiaohuai went to the little beauty princess' house to play. Seeing that the little beauty princess was very beautiful, he couldn't help but hug the little beauty princess. Unexpectedly, the little beauty princess urinated in his sleep, and the fragrant urination made Tang Xiaohuai urinate. Think about it, the little beauty princess was only two years old at the time, and it was understandable that it couldn't help but urinate in his sleep. Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaohuai hated the little beauty princess because of this fragrant urination!"

"Haha, it's really bad." Wu Xindie smiled in approval, but he didn't agree with it. Wu Ye has done too many trivial matters like this.

"By the way, the great beauty, I and the ancestor of Wu Poison are enemies. I just heard you say that the master and disciple of the thief, the ancestor of Wu Poisons has become Tang Xiaohuai as his master? Do you know the specific story?"

Wu Xindie was worried that he had already formed an indelible enemy with the Five Poisons Ancestor. If he had become Tang Xiaohuai as his master, the relationship between master and disciple was better than a one-time relationship, and he might not be able to get along in the world.

"Well, I know the story of the Five Poisons Ancestors' apprenticeship!" Liu Wenling said, "At that time, I set up a stall in the city to sell things. Tang Xiaohuai was not far away from me, and was competing with a Five Poison Gu Master named Sang Mula. At that time, the Five Poisons Ancestors were also watching the battle. Seeing that Tang Xiaohuai used a trick to divert the opponent's attention and barely defeated Sang Mula by sneak attack, he spoke up to take Tang Xiaohuai as his master, and said, "If you accept me as an apprentice, that is the fate you have cultivated in your lifetime. If you don't accept me, when I become stronger, you will see you once every second. "Tang Xiaohuai didn't want to accept him, but seeing that his tone was even more odorous than the stones in the toilet, and it happened to be like his own smell, he accepted him as an apprentice. The two have made an appointment to do something satisfying in the world, as if it was just a matter of massacre of the weak!"

"There are actually these two kinds of people in the world, and the world has been troubled from now on!" Murong Badou claimed to be chivalrous and has always paid attention to the safety of the martial arts world. He heard that the ancestor of the Five Poisons and Tang Xiaohuai colluded with each other and was worried. He immediately wrote a lyric and posted it in the "Jianghu Express":

The stubbornness is not allowed to be peaceful, and the cruel and love to hear blood. The old man is despicable, and the stinky and stinky man is fierce. He is embarrassed and in a mess.

The five poisons are like charms, and the power of hidden weapons is hard to resist. From then on, many desperate people in the world are desperate, and heroes and wild men are all afraid of each other. The land of happiness is full of weapons.

Murong Badou was quite satisfied with this poem and showed off to Liu Wenling, "How is my poem? Is it gorgeous enough?"

"Gorgeous?" Liu Wenling was stunned, smiled and said seriously, "What's the use of doing these poems and lyrics all day long? I asked me to say that you should devote all your thoughts to making money and strengthening yourself. This is serious. For example, you try every means to make friends with a capable and status person, the top ten in the rankings of the world, and you can make friends with any one! When you have money, I can video you at any time. If you don't have money, not only I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, but others won't take you seriously. As for your poem, I don't understand. I'm finished the exam, and I should leave."

After Liu Wenling finished speaking, she floated away.

Murong Badou looked at her graceful back, feeling lost, and said to Wu Xindie, "Brother, how do you think I write this poem?"

"You want me to say it? Haha..."

Wu Xindie thought to himself, "You kid want to find some comfort here with Master Wu?" Haha, Master Wu saw that you were very upset, so he hit you and spent his mouth. This trip to Xiangyang was not in vain. After a pause, he said loudly: "I have a high appreciation for poetry! Since you asked me to comment, I will say a few words, it's not easy to say, don't be angry. Your poem is really messy and messy! What kind of bird word is this? There is no protagonist, and the ghost doesn't know what you are talking about!"

"Is it so... so bad?" Murong Badou's face pale, astonished and speechless.

"nonsense."

Wu Xindie was secretly happy when she saw him in pain. Seeing that he was slightly higher, he didn't look like a person with a background. He had a slight background, so he couldn't even get a hundred gold. He decided to increase the intensity of the blow and said sternly, "Do you know what others feel when they read your poem? Two words, pretend to be compared! That's right, people think you are pretending! Let me tell you, pretending to be compared is not a good phenomenon. If you pretend to be compared, you can pretend to be composed, or you can pretend to be composed? There is a saying that goes, don't pretend to be compared. Have you heard of it? If you pretend to be compared like this, you will be beaten by lightning!"

"ah!"

Murong Badou screamed, his spirits collapsed, and he fell directly to the ground, his expression was extremely decadent.

"Brother, hurry up and calm..." Wu Xindie wanted to say "flat", but when she said it, she seemed to be pretending, so she changed her voice and said kindly, "Brother, hurry up and get up!"

"Oh!" Murong Badou shook his head repeatedly and sighed. The original elegance and elegant person was cursed by Wu Xindie without a trace. He stood up dejectedly and shook his head and left.

When Xu Miaoxin saw Murong Badou leaving in a mess, she felt very sorry and said to Wu Xindie, "Xiao Wu, why are you not good at saying this? He is very sad. You speak so badly!"

"Be careful, this kid is young and frivolous. I will educate him appropriately, for his own good!" Wu Xindie said earnestly, looking at Murong Badou's back with a bad look, and said proudly, "Snatch my role and steal my limelight. This is your end! I am the big winner! Hahaha..." []
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