"Withstood it..."

Hou San's daughter-in-law was startled for a moment, and then she realized what she was doing. She turned around and shouted to the village chief's daughter-in-law, who had been selling idiots next to her: "Sister-in-law! Give me something to drink for the kids, hahaha!"

And that juice! Juice! It’s flat! It’s better!!”

When San Meier saw this, she looked at me as if she had guessed something. I gave her a calm look. If he were a normal child who had eaten and drank everything, I couldn't let him be so open to meat, but Xiao Shanzi had eaten it.

There are so few good things, so I don’t think it’s a big deal to take this opportunity to drink more and enjoy it!

This scene was quite funny when I thought about it at the time. Most of the men, women, and children in the village surrounded us, looking at a seven-year-old child with unified eyes who was drinking lactic acid bacteria drinks through a straw, until the child

He burped again and said, "I want to pee."

It gives you the feeling that a long drought has brought nectar, as if the whole village breathed a sigh of relief, just waiting for this child to pee!

Xiao Shanzi was so shy that he refused to urinate on Hou San'er's face. In the end, he took it into the basin, and then Hou San'er's wife splashed it on Hou San'er's face. Hou San'er coughed immediately.

After a sound, there was a reaction, indicating that it was useful. Hou San'er's wife bought more. When Xiao Shanzi got tired, she sat on the drink box and drank. The second and third splashes came quickly. Waiting for Hou

San'er's wife splashed the last splash of urine on Hou San'er's face. The guy woke up, but the first thing he felt was cold, and the second thing he felt was that he looked like a monkey for everyone to see, until he saw

When he took off his pants, he screamed, "Who took off my pants!!"

His wife came up and slapped him on the face: "Why don't you thank me sir! It's all sir who saved your life!!"

Hou Saner hurriedly picked up his pants. He didn't even know what was going on. He didn't even know what was going on. He didn't even know how to thank me. He just felt humiliated by everyone, so he picked up his pants and ran away!

His daughter-in-law hurriedly chased after her. She only said thank you to me, and then said that the rest of the drinks were given to Xiao Shanzi. When she was done with her work, Hou Saner would come to say thank you!

After the couple ran away, the villagers swarmed me and surrounded me. In addition to constantly talking about my god, they also asked me about the mountain god. I was serious but talked nonsense, which meant that there was a mountain god watching over me.

, if anyone wants to do something unethical and smoky, it will be recorded. I dare not say anything to others, but when I saw the village chief’s daughter-in-law’s face turning pale for a while, she went back to the canteen, and I felt like

When I was done, I went back with my third sister and the rest of the drinks.

Xiao Shanzi was full, but he was a little scared. He was afraid that his grandpa would go back and say that he drank other people's food. As a result, he didn't have to worry at all. Information spread in the village very quickly. Before we could send him the drink, he would be ready.

The villagers of Xin'er went to find Xiao Shanzi's grandfather, and said that Xiao Shanzi had made a great contribution this time and saved people's lives!

Naturally, everyone was happy with the result, but I kept being pestered and asked by the villagers. After finally getting away and going home, Aunt Zhu came to the door again. Standing in front of me was this regretful feeling: why was she not here in such a big scene?

You also need to see my style of telling people things. In the end, I blamed Sanmei'er for not going back to call her. In the end, she finally sent her away and muttered, Okay, I can rest assured that there is a mountain god, so I will

Well, God has to have eyes. Although people should be saved, Hou Saner should also be given a memory!

When the room was finally clear, Sanmei'er raised her foot and closed the door tightly. She came to my side and whispered: "Jiaolong, tell the truth, are you responsible for all this..."

I felt that I wrote and directed this play very well. I took a sip of water and nodded without responding.

Third sister frowned, "Are those all fake?"

"Where is the lie?"

I raised my eyes and looked at her: "Did Hou Saner fake his illness? Sanmei'er, you are so smart and should understand my intention."

"Yes, Hou San should be taught a lesson..."

Sanmei'er said, shaking her head: "But I can't tell, how did you do it? Will it be seen by others, and let Xiao Shanzi drink something, will people think about it, and will they still think about it?

Mountain God? Is this reliable?"

"Reliable, extremely reliable."

I looked at San Meier with a smile: "Just because I said the mountain gods are reliable, you may not believe it because you grew up in a different environment, but the people in the village will believe it. I know what you are afraid of, and how can you use it so cleverly?"

We have to let Xiao Shanzi drink soda to relieve his urine. Everyone knows that Xiao Shanzi is very close to us. If you are the one who gets sick and makes such a fuss, people may think that I am faking it and you are asking for help.

, they will doubt me in the end, but the whole village knows that Hou Saner beat me. He was sick and I went to help. This is my generosity, and he has to thank me."

Sanmei'er frowned: "But is this good? Will it have any impact on you? I know you are back, but this is not a sign of not saving others..."

"I understand what you mean, Third Sister."

I took a deep breath and interrupted her: "To be honest, I wouldn't have done such a thing before. It was indeed taboo, because I was born in Xian'er, and the old Xian'er is the leader. I can't just look for trouble, but

Now that I have let it go, if you think about it carefully, on the surface, I am teaching Hou Saner a lesson, so what is the role of this incident?"

Third Sister opened her mouth: "That's right, after he recovers, he still has to accumulate merit..."

I laughed: "Yes, that's the intention. It's impossible for me to enlighten someone like Hou San'er, but after being scared once, I will definitely restrain myself in the future. This is what my master taught me. It seems unethical."

But there is also a saying. What you have to look at is the good deeds behind the incident. Don't worry, I know what I should do and what I shouldn't do."

Sanmei'er nodded: "I understand. In fact, I understand your intention. I'm just afraid that you will hurt yourself."

"Just keep your heart in your stomach, I'll be fine."

As I said that, I stood up directly and said, "The Hou San'er incident is just a hook I made because there are more important things to do. In other words, I want to show the villagers what I am capable of."

How, it has the effect of knocking the mountain and shaking the tiger."

"Tiger?" Third sister suddenly realized: "Village chief!?"

I smiled and raised my eyebrows, "Yes, you have to know what I want so that you can cooperate with me perfectly!"

…

I drew the match for Hou Saner. Although it looked like I was using him to burn his own yard, in fact, I wanted to use the fire from their house to let everyone see clearly.

, Mr. Fake, my grandma had her hat taken off back then, will I still wear it?

This incident is continuing to ferment. There is a lack of new things in small mountain villages. I have handled this matter swiftly in the eyes of the public. The power of dissemination and polishing is naturally amazing, just like what I did to Zhou Laoer’s wife.

When my son taught me the wrong path, he was rumored to have delayed the birth of children. The news about me will basically be that the Heavenly Master will be alive. It can be said that if I organized some kind of cult, the village would immediately gather a bunch of cults.

Everyone, my skills are so amazing, who dares not to believe me?

In the afternoon of the same day, Hou Saner's wife came, either to do something else or to give me a thousand yuan. I didn't hesitate and accepted it after refusing for a few times. I really didn't accept it before, but now

The pretense was over, Hou San'er didn't come. According to his wife, he was too embarrassed to go out. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law all knew about it and thought he was embarrassed, so he wished he could dig a hole at home to bury himself. I'm a little bit

He looked at her thoughtfully: "You can't avoid it. Don't forget, there are merits and virtues. You have to save your life."

His wife nodded repeatedly: "Remember, now the whole village knows about this. Who is not afraid of the mountain god's blame? Don't worry, I will definitely remind him more. If he dares to steal chickens and dogs again, it will be him.

I don’t want to live anymore!”

After a few words of greeting, she left, saying she wanted to buy some things to see Xiao Shanzi. When she went out, San Meier looked at the money in my hand and said, "Jiaolong, I remember you didn't accept it before.

Money."

I put the money into her hand: "You keep the money and go to town to buy a new schoolbag for Xiao Shanzi, as well as clothes and shoes and socks for all seasons. But this money is spent on Hou San'er."

The child was kicked badly and the money should be collected."

Third Sister nodded and stopped worrying about this matter: "Jiaolong, what should we do next?"

"wait."

I opened my mouth: "When the momentum builds up, we can wait for the big fish to come..."

According to my previous thoughts, the next step is to start with Song Erhu, but this matter has to be a few days away from Hou Saner. As soon as the momentum picks up, I have to get the fire going. The best time to start is thirty.

On New Year's Eve, I had my son's birth date from Aunt Zhu, and I had some plans to treat him. The only thing I didn't expect was that before I could attack Song Erhu on New Year's Eve, Zhou Laoer and his daughter-in-law Yuqin

Just came to the door.

To be honest, I haven't had time to deal with Zhou Laoer yet, but this guy just went to the town to buy New Year's goods and fell when he came back. His nose was swollen, his face was swollen, his arms were broken, not to mention his front teeth.

I also dropped two pills. Isn’t this just when I caused trouble with the mountain god in the village? It was said that the mountain god wanted to deal with the people who used to be tyrannical in the village, so Zhou Laoer felt guilty for falling like this.

Lean up there.

In total, Hou San'er's life was saved by me, and I, the mountain god, was going to deal with him. Isn't that scary, so I went to the house with his wife with a purple face.

As soon as Yuqin came in, she attacked Zhou Laoer in front of me, scolding him as a bastard, saying that he should not have come to find trouble before, let alone followed Song Erhu to attack me.

I have a grudge against Zhou Laoer, but Yuqin was hurt because of me, so I looked at her apologetically: "Sister-in-law Yuqin, I'm sorry, I didn't point it out to you at the time.

, your leg injury is indeed my fault."

"Ouch!"

Yuqin patted his leg: "It's okay at all. It's just a wrong position. Who didn't make a mistake? Besides, I was in a hurry that day and didn't hear you finish what you said. So you really

You're capable, we all saw it when you showed it to Hou San'er, this little brat didn't dare to come forward at that time!!"

Zhou Laoer lowered his head in front of me, and with a miserable face, he murmured with a leaky mouth: "Mr. Ma, it was my fault in the past. You don't care about the faults of villains. Can you help me look at it?"

Look, I don’t want to do anything like Hou San’er, I will also accumulate merit for myself in the future..."

As he spoke, he looked up at me and opened his mouth: "Two days ago, when I wasn't falling, I went out of my way to help Old Uncle Liu's house in the East chop wood. Really, I have a straight temper. Plus,

We live in the village, and our family has some relatives with Erhu. I can't offend him. In fact, I think he is too dark sometimes when he does things, but..."

"Okay! Stop talking!" Yuqin interrupted him urgently, took out a pile of money from his bag and put it on my table: "Mr. Ma, this is the five thousand yuan he extorted from you at that time.

I'll send the money back to you now. Please help me and show it to me. Don't let anything happen to him. You said, this New Year's Eve..."

I raised my hand, interrupted Yuqin's words, looked at the five thousand yuan, counted out two thousand, and sent it to Yuqin's hand: "One yard is one yard, this money is what I should give, and there are medical expenses.

And I apologize to you for pointing out the mistake..."

"No need, Mr. Ma, you don't have to apologize at all, you are my second child..."
To be continued...