Chapter 624 My Conditions(1/2)
When it was almost dawn, Sanmei'er and I fell asleep hugging each other. The sound of firecrackers from everyone in the early morning made me wake up in a daze. Then I covered myself with the quilt again and continued to sleep until I completely stopped.
Neither San Meier nor I had any tendency to wake up. We were tired and our thoughts would fly around when we woke up, which seemed like we were escaping in dreams.
It wasn't until someone knocked on the door outside that I got up and looked at Aunt Zhu who hurriedly entered the door. Before I could open my mouth to say New Year greetings, she said anxiously: "Jiaolong! Something happened to Song Erhu!!"
I was stunned for a moment, "What happened to him?"
Then I shook my head. There were so many things that came in at once when I was watching the fireworks last night. I almost forgot about Song Erhu. I dug this hole for him. It would be strange if nothing happened.
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However, my reaction seemed extremely normal to Aunt Zhu. She swallowed her saliva and continued: "He has been jumping on the roof of their house all morning! Everyone in the village saw it! No one can stop him if he calls him!
The roof collapsed!!"
The third sister also got up and looked at Aunt Zhu rubbing her swollen eyes: "Then why did he suddenly jump on the roof..."
As he spoke, he seemed to have thought of something and glanced at me. Just as he was about to continue speaking, Aunt Zhu continued beside him: "Who knows why he suddenly became abnormal? Everyone in the village said that it must be the mountain god who wanted to take him away."
Him! He is the real scourge of the village! I heard from his sister-in-law that when she was setting off fireworks at midnight last night, she didn’t know that something was wrong and threw a bunch of firecrackers into the room prepared for Huang Pizi.
!Thousands of noises! Oops! The house that was blown up was in a state of panic! Their impure Huangpizi was also angry now! If the mountain god didn’t take care of him, he would have to be taken care of by Huangpizi now!!
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I took a deep breath and didn't respond. This is what I want to do and what I want to see. It seems that except for some things that I can't reach, everything at the moment is still according to my plan.
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I lifted up the quilt and went straight to the floor. I glanced at Aunt Zhu and asked, somewhat knowingly: "Auntie, what do you mean by coming to me?"
Aunt Zhu looked eager, "Jiaolong, of course you have to go and see about such a big thing. You are the only one in our village who can control these things. You are the sir!"
"But the village chief didn't come to see me."
I spoke directly, with a bit of helplessness on my face: "We are celebrating the Chinese New Year. If I come to your door like this and show it to others, isn't it a bit unlucky?"
"What's wrong with this? You're here to help!"
I shook my head and pulled Aunt Zhu's hand: "Auntie, this is different. Everyone can see the hatred between Song Erhu and me. I think the village chief is also Men Qing'er's family, and you also know their family.
How powerful is this yellow guy? If he wants to ask me for help, he will come to me on his own."
"Jiaolong, what do you mean..."
"I don't mean anything, Madam Zhu. I know you have good intentions, but going to Ganzi is not a business. Unless the village chief comes to visit in person, I won't help."
Aunt Zhu frowned: "Jiaolong, there are people living in this village..."
I muttered: "Help is a matter of love, not help is my duty. The village chief knows what this yellow guy is capable of. I think he must also know that someone will come to me if their family is in such a big trouble."
Go take the initiative to help, but I will leave it here today. Unless he sincerely comes to ask me, otherwise, I will not take action."
Speaking of which, Aunt Zhu naturally knew my intentions. Although they didn't know that I planned this matter, I must let the villagers understand that Mr. Zhu is not that cheap, and I am not idle.
Some people just come to people's homes to answer their questions. When it got to this point, I just had to let the village chief know that without me, their family would not be able to survive. But they still want to have a relationship with me? They don't even have the door!
I have lived so long that I have seen high-end people and felt inferior to others. I have also been bullied like a bastard and even worse than a dog. I am just a village chief. I don’t believe that I can’t figure it out!
After Aunt Zhu left, Third Sister came to my side and said, "Jiaolong, were you the one who made the firecrackers that Song Erhu threw into the yellow leather house?"
I said "Hmm" and went down to the ground to wash my face. Third sister put on her shoes and walked up to me: "But isn't that yellow-skinned guy very powerful? Are you sure about it?"
I smiled and looked at San Meier: "You forgot, you also said that Uncle Chou couldn't cure the yellow-skinned man, but he just looked down on the village chief's family."
Third sister frowned: "Of course I have to talk to Uncle Chou, but I don't understand this. Since that yellow man has been rampant for so many years through the body of the village chief's wife, I have to be careful."
"Do not worry."
I wiped my face and patted Third Sister's shoulder: "Have you forgotten that I was once a half-fairy? No matter how powerful that yellow-skinned guy is, he still has to call me an ancestor!"
When San Meier saw me, she felt reassured, and then she opened her mouth again: "What about Mr. Zhuo..."
"Stop talking about this."
I interrupted her softly, "Since we are staying here, don't think about those things. Just let nature take its course and do whatever you want to eat. Otherwise, you will only make yourself unhappy."
Third Sister could only nod and responded in a bad mood: "Okay."
I didn't talk about anything else with San Mei'er, but started preparing to deal with that yellow-skinned thing. Although I haven't formally met the village chief, according to my long-term understanding of him, he won't persist until the end.
They will definitely not come to me for a moment, and I am not in a hurry, but I still have to prepare things when they need to be prepared. It is not that I am not confident in myself, but that everyone is calm and calm in front of everyone, and the silent hard work behind them is indispensable.
Take a big rooster with golden hair and red crown, use a sharp knife to sing, use half a bowl of blood, then soak a few sewing needles, pick up the yang at noon and the yin at midnight, then take them out of the blood and pin them on a small square cloth.
Save for later use.
Third sister could see clearly when I was doing this, so I also told her a few words by the way. After all, if she were to look after things by my side in the future, what she would do would be Zong Bao's job back then.
After everything was properly prepared, I calmly waited at home. Speaking of it, the village chief had a bit of a temper, but he just didn't know how to do it.
In addition to Aunt Zhu who came to see me, Yuqin also came to see me. Because she is a sister of the village chief’s wife’s family, she can be regarded as the village chief’s sister-in-law, so she also asked me to go out to help, but what I said to Aunt Zhu
, I also told her again that she wanted me to take action and let the village chief come!
As soon as this word was released, it spread throughout the village. Some people said that I was arrogant. It was all from the same village and it was a matter for the village chief's family. I went to see if the village chief could treat me badly. How could I return the favor?
I can get it!
Some people said that Erhu had beaten me, and the beatings were not light. He always bullied me that I was an outsider. This was not mentioned in black and white. He didn’t even admit his mistake. I definitely can’t pretend that it didn’t happen.
Show it to others!
But no matter how many factions the village is divided into, everyone is happy to watch the fun. It's not their own family's business anyway. On the one hand, they want to see if I can help. On the other hand, they want to see if the village chief can help.
You came to me with a low face, they actually enjoyed watching this scene!
The village chief has never come, and I can receive real-time reports without going out. Yes, it is these well-respected villagers who took the initiative to come to my house to tell me what is going on in the village chief’s house. I don’t know what their mentality is, anyway.
Just don’t think it’s a big deal!
"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu has finished jumping on the roof of their house and now goes to the wall to scream!"
"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu took off his clothes! Just like that Hou San'er! But Hou San'er made a fuss for a little while and you took care of it. This Song Erhu has been jumping around for two or three days!"
"Mr. Ma! The village chief can't sit still! I heard that he asked Boss Song to find Mrs. Cui and come over to check it out!"
Look, this is more convenient than a mobile phone. Our home has almost turned into that ancient military camp. When one person left, the other person shouted "report!!" outside and then ran in and said quickly, General, our front line is coming.
Report, the enemy has gone to seek reinforcements!
I was so upset that I couldn't help but laugh when I looked back at this scene. However, this village chief is quite interesting. It seems that he knows my intention of letting him go. If he comes to see me, he will definitely come to me.
Pay the price.
"Oh my god! Jiaolong, there are mice!!"
I sat there and didn't move, listening to Third Sister's exclamation, I opened my eyes and looked at her: "It's okay, I'm here to report the news."
Third sister touched her heart and looked at me: "What kind of news are you reporting?"
"Mother Cui has entered the village."
I replied calmly, "It's the half-immortal the village chief hired to help his family solve their problems."
"I know, didn't Aunt Zhu say that she doesn't care about the affairs of the village chief's family because she is old?"
I laughed: "But the village chief doesn't give up. If he is willing to do something, then let's do it."
"Half-Xian'er, Jiaolong, you said that Mrs. Cui is also a Half-Xian'er. Is it the same as you before, who invited Xian'er? Then she invited Xian'er. How could she not cure a yellow-skinned child?"
I said slightly seriously: "There are many earth spirits in our mountain here, and half-fairy children are the most numerous. But the reason why they are called earth spirits is because there is a gap between the Taoism of the immortal families. Some immortal families look at the small ones.
The child's illness is severe, and some are good at divination. Just like people, the characters and strengths of the immortal family are different.
The half-fairies of the immortal family who have deep spiritual skills are also taking advantage of the situation. The half-fairies of the immortal family who have shallow spiritual skills can only treat minor illnesses and cut off small disasters. In addition, the half-celestial beings who can uphold the taboos of the immortal family
Not many. Many people who ask for immortals will be blinded by money, which delays the orthodox cultivation of the immortal family. Therefore, there will be fewer and fewer truly powerful half-immortals. This is also the reason why the northern half-immortals are becoming more and more niche.
When the Immortal family has not yet truly learned the Tao, the yellow-skinned man is the most capable of abrading people, fooling around, and fooling around. Seeing that this yellow-skinned man has been rubbing off the village chief's wife for so long, he must have some ability, maybe it is in the possession of old lady Cui.
My Xian'er can't hold this Huangpizi down, but the Huangpizi master can communicate with other people, so Mrs. Cui should also want to have a good discussion."
I talked a lot in one breath, and San Meier's face showed shock and fear. People who don't understand this will naturally feel suspenseful. Rong Danfeng in San Meier's body is even more...
Most of them have experienced the harmony of socialism and the advancement of capitalism. How can they know these spiritual creatures in rural areas?
It's just that old lady Cui couldn't send this yellow boy away before. Now if she wants to simply send him away, it will be even more useless. The house that the yellow boy's son lived in was blown up by me with Song Erhu's body. Huang Pizi will definitely have to.
It's amazing. This thing is running rampant when it's not being collected. It's still full of temper. Go ahead and make a fuss. I just want to see it make a fuss.
Before San Meier and I finished talking, another person came over to report that old woman Cui had just entered the village. She looked at Song Erhu who was standing on the wall from a distance, muttered something and turned around.
When he was about to leave, Mr. Song was very anxious, so he pulled the old lady Tian and said that he should come in and have a look when he comes!
At that time, many villagers were gathered around, looking at Mr. Song sweating profusely. Old Mrs. Cui looked at him with a frightened look on her face and said, "Can I show you that this is the case? If I come in, I will die."
You're on the inside! There is an expert in your village! That expert is sitting at home waiting for you to come to invite you! If I take action now, won't I make a joke in front of others!"
As soon as she said this, Boss Song stopped and dragged her: "Cui Banxian'er, you are also an expert!!"
Mrs. Cui waved her hands repeatedly: "It can't be fixed, and I, the little fairy, can't fix it! You should go find someone from your village quickly! Otherwise, your brother will only have half a life left if he doesn't die for two days!"
When Old Lady Cui left with a determined look on her face, and Boss Song stood there with a depressed look on his face, the villagers stepped forward to find me quickly, saying that the master in Old Lady Cui's words was obviously me! So I came here to report the news.
To be continued...