"Teacher Xiaobai."

Shalele took the laptop issued by the company and came to Pang Xiaobai with a smile.

"I have sent you all the common praise templates on the Internet, remember to take a look."

"Good job." Pang Xiaobai replied listlessly while working, "Look for a thousand more!"

Shalele nodded, and then walked to Su Kejie: ​​"Teacher Ajie, I..."

Just when he said this, Shalele saw Su Kejie styling a person's avatar, so he couldn't help but said: "Teacher Ajie, why did you become a hairstylist?"

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "The leader of the IT department asked for a hairstyle that is eye-catching. To be honest, how can there be a hairstyle that is more eye-catching than baldness?"

Pang Xiaobai answered: "It's better to change your hairstyle than just change your hair. You, Ajie, are a well-known joint king!"

"You're the one contacting Overlord." Su Kejie said, "I'm the designer."

After quarreling with Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele, who had been standing next to him: "By the way, Lele, have you found the reference picture?"

"found it."

Shalele nodded quickly, and then showed Su Kejie a picture on his laptop of a foreign woman lying on the green grass laughing.

"That's this picture!" Su Kejie nodded, "Green and happy! Find hundreds more pictures like this."

Shalele opened her mouth, but obediently took the notebook and left, coming to Ouyang Murphy's side, planning to continue looking for pictures.

But when he turned around and took a look, he found that the screen of Ouyang Murphy's notebook was full of codes. He immediately smiled and said: "Ouyang Dada, is this the program code? It's so cool! But why is there a line of Chinese here? Is it the Chinese code you developed?

"

Ouyang Murphy said while typing the code: "Take a closer look."

Sha Lele got closer and took a closer look: "Friendly reminder from Guo Laosi: If you don't want to die from overwork, just run away?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "This is the Easter egg I hid. If any kid learns my code, he can escape and live for two more years."

"That's right." Shalele nodded, "Mr. Murphy, you are so caring!"

Ouyang Murphy glanced at Sha Lele and said, "Of course!"

"Ha!" Su Kejie suddenly said, "Who would learn Murphy's code from you? You are hiding your loneliness."

"That's okay." Ouyang Murphy smiled, "The code of the company's web page is so messy, it might crash one day and reveal my Easter eggs. That's okay too."

Pang Xiaobai said: "That won't scare people to death. It will probably shorten their lives by two years."

Su Kejie followed: "So, this is your real purpose, Murphy."

Ouyang Murphy turned to look at Su Kejie, smiled and winked.

Just when Ouyang Murphy was about to turn around and continue typing code, the door to the manager's office suddenly opened, and Hu Qiang stretched and walked out.

Realizing that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang blinked and silently put down his stretching hand.

"Oh, you look so tired." Ouyang Murphy raised his chin and half-squinted his eyes, "Let me guess, are you hiding in there to write a review, or are you secretly registering an account?

Ah, you didn’t do any work and just played Landlords all morning, right?”

"Ahem!" After clearing his throat, Hu Qiang said with a serious face, "Of course I help write reviews, but the most important job is to help water the small trees."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang took out his mobile phone and found the small program for watering the small tree on the company's intranet: "Look, the number of times the small tree has been watered has exceeded 100,000 times, which contains a lot of my hard work.

And during the process, I also discovered that tapping the screen alternately with two fingers can double the watering speed!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang also personally demonstrated the scene of watering water alternately with two fingers.

"Look, like this, use your index finger and middle finger to quickly tap the screen alternately. Will two kettles appear? Will the watering speed double?"

Finding that everyone was looking at him without speaking, Hu Qiang quickly said: "I have such a great discovery, there should be applause here!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang put down his mobile phone and applauded himself.

Ouyang Murphy shook his head, crossed one of his legs and said: "I heard that when the speed of an object exceeds the speed of sound, it will make an explosion sound, which is called a sound barrier, and the applause made when the thinking speed exceeds the IQ is called a mental retardation!

Instead of making your hands cramp and the screen bursting when you click on the screen, why not make an automatic clicking app?

I have watered it 100,000 times, and the watering you said exceeded 100,000 times, it seems that most of it is my fault."

"This... is also excellent!" Hu Qiang nodded, "Well, Murphy is very creative, you all should learn from Murphy!"

At this point, when no one answered, Hu Qiang blinked and suddenly felt embarrassed.

In order to avoid continuing to be criticized by Murphy and continue to be embarrassed, Hu Qiang put away his mobile phone, walked to Pang Xiaobai, and said to Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, how is your review writing?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "You can cheat by watering the tree, but you can't cheat by writing comments.

Moreover, I also have to imitate the tone of different departments to write comments.

For example, here in the sales department, I write: In ancient times, there was a foolish old man who moved huge mountains, but now there are thousands of animals in Africa. The chairman's poem inspired us to work hard and challenge for good results!"

Hu Qiang nodded: "Not bad, not bad, very good, are there any more?"

Pang Xiaobai added: "There is also the imitation marketing department: through the analysis of the chairman's poem, all beasts will plant a tree in the Sahara every second. The trees planted in one year can circle the earth twice.

In the future, for every one hundred breaths of oxygen that humans will breathe, thirteen breaths will be produced by all kinds of beasts!”

Su Kejie retorted: "But you don't have enough three hundred words."

"That's right, that's right." Hu Qiang nodded quickly, "We require a comment of at least 300 words, but that's not enough."

Pang Xiaobai shook his head with a tired look on his face: "Write down the core content first, and then add more attributives, adjectives, and modal particles. You can quickly package it into three hundred words."

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai added: "Finally, the Security Department: March 4, 2022, Qing, I withstood the scorching sun standing guard and the exhaustion of working overtime day and night, but I couldn't, I miss you! Chairman

, I miss your poems and your chocolate of all kinds of beasts!”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai looked at Hu Qiang: "How?"

Hu Qiang blinked: "Others are fine, but isn't today the 7th? Why is it March 4th? The 4th was last Friday, and the chairman hadn't come yet, and I hadn't written this poem yet."

"Really?" Pang Xiaobai frowned.

Hu Qiang also frowned: "Xiao Bai, you don't even know what day it is today, do you? No? No, right?"

Su Kejie said: "Xiaobai has never been sensitive to numbers and dates. He is still a late-stage patient with Monday syndrome, and today is Monday. It is normal for him to think of the wrong date."

"Forget it." Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Xiaobai, please be patient and don't make such a stupid mistake again."

Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Then I'll change it to March 7th."

Hu Qiang shook his head and asked, "By the way, where are Haixing and Secretary Jin?"

Su Kejie said: "They went to the conference room to register an account."

Hu Qiang frowned and said, "Why do you have to go to the conference room to register an account? Can't you write here?"

Shalele asked strangely: "Manager Hu, don't you know?

The Ministry of Human Resources said that starting from this month, the time used by each department in the conference room can be considered part of the performance appraisal. Departments that do not use the conference room time up to the standard will have their performance deducted."

Hu Qiang was stunned: "Is there such a rule?"

Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "Last night, the group sent these contents to each of our emails.

Hey, Lao Hu, you haven’t checked your personal email until now, right?"

"Who said that?" Hu Qiang said quickly, "Of course I have seen it, of course I know it, I just, I just think this rule is too weird, too strange... Who made this rule? Aren't you kidding?"

Shalele nodded: "Yes, I feel strange too.

However, according to Teacher Ruoyu, the leaders above felt that the conference room was used too little and that everyone was not communicating actively and seriously, so this rule was introduced.

The purpose is to ask everyone to use the conference room more and communicate more, so that we can be more united."

Hu Qiang frowned and said with dissatisfaction: "Formalism, complete formalism!

Whether unity or unity, active communication or not, can be determined by the usage time of a conference room?

From what I see, it’s just that the HR department has nothing to do and is full of food!”

"Well said!" Ouyang Murphy clapped his hands, then tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang and said with a smile, "Old Hu, I usually see you being so weak, but I didn't expect you could say such a thing this time?

Just what you said today, I support you!"

"Thank you." Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy calmly, "Don't push my lungs out and cause me less trouble. I'm already thankful to God."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele and said: "So, Secretary Jin and Haixing went to the conference room to answer questions in order to make up for the use of the conference room and avoid being deducted from performance?"

"Yes." Shalele nodded.

"Not bad, not bad, not bad." Hu Qiang chuckled, "It's good to be so proactive and worry about pressing matters. It's all good. Everyone must learn from it."

At this moment, Dingdule suddenly spoke:

"Thousand animal health exercises, start now!"

Upon hearing this voice, Hu Qiang quickly asked everyone to come over and stand in a row to dance together.

Although this time, the system has no tasks, Hu Qiang still doesn’t want everyone to have their performance deducted.

After all, I’ve skipped it once before, not even this many times.

"The first quarter, galloping!"
To be continued...