Chapter 190 If you make an oath but fail to carry it out, you will be struck by lightning!

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 190 If you make an oath but fail to carry it out, you will be struck by lightning!

"Lele, look, it's a good idea to burn my blistered resume, right?"

Tang Haixing held chopsticks in one hand and pointed at the resume soaked in the water tank with the other hand.

"You see, you can easily destroy a resume by soaking it with water until it softens and then stirring it with chopsticks. Then pick it up with chopsticks and throw it into the trash can. You can easily dispose of a useless resume without any effort.

"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing smiled: "So, although we have lost the paper shredder, it is not as efficient and direct as before, but as long as we are willing to use our brains and use our ingenuity, using various tools and means,

It’s still fun to shred resumes manually, right?”

"Yes!" Shalele nodded energetically.

Then Shalele cut her resume with scissors and said:

"Don't say it, Teacher Haixing. Seeing my resumes disappear into ashes in my hands, I understand that internship opportunities are hard-won!

Looking at the various skills on my resume, I know better that I have to work harder!”

Tang Haixing nodded solemnly, suddenly made a fist with his right hand and said loudly: "Little screw!"

"Great work!" Shalele also clenched his fists and responded loudly.

Seeing the passionate interaction between Tang Haixing and Sha Lele, Ouyang Murphy, who was standing aside repairing the paper shredder, rolled his eyes and looked speechless.

At this time, Tang Haixing tapped his chopsticks and said to Shalele again: "Come on, report your skill statistics."

"Yeah!" Shalele nodded heavily.

After putting down the scissors, Shalele picked up his notepad and looked at it and said: "The most common skills currently ranked first are proficiency in Word and WPS."

Speaking of this, Sha Lele looked at Tang Haixing: "Teacher Tang, do you want me to buy an office automation tutorial package and study it systematically?"

Tang Haixing shook his head: "No need at all! You know, as long as most people can create a new text document, they dare to say that they are proficient in Word. This is not an advanced skill. And most of the things on resumes are exaggerated, so you can't believe them all.

!”

Then, Tang Haixing asked: "For example, Lele, can you use the water dispenser?"

"Of course." Shalele nodded.

Tang Haixing smiled: "Then you can write on your resume that you can skillfully operate various office appliances! For another example, can you use a paper shredder?"

Shalele shook his head: "Not really."

Tang Haixing immediately said: "Then you can write on your resume that you have a strong learning ability and can become familiar with the use and operation of various office appliances in a very short period of time."

"Oh, it can still be like this." Sha Lele nodded again, looking unclear.

Tang Haixing said: "Lele, don't worry, when the shredder is repaired, I promise to teach you how to use it in ten seconds!"

Shalele immediately smiled happily: "Thank you, Teacher Tang!"

"Oh, you're welcome!" Tang Haixing turned his head and waved his hand, "As a leader, this is what I should do."

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Murphy, who was repairing the paper shredder, rolled his eyes again.

At this moment, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai walked in hand in hand.

"You're here just in time!" Tang Haixing, holding chopsticks in his hand, quickly said to Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai, "Hurry up and come together. Shredding paper makes us happier, and we can also understand many profound truths!"

When Su Kejie saw it, he immediately turned to Pang Xiaobai and said, "Hurry up and help. I'll be here after I finish Du Mu's work!"

After saying that, Su Kejie turned and left.

But as soon as he took a step, Pang Xiaobai grabbed the clothes on his back: "Don't even think about running away! We have to do it together!"

After dragging Su Kejie back, Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing, who was soaking his resume with chopsticks, and then at Shalele, who was shredding his resume with scissors. Finally, he turned his head and looked at Ouyang Murphy, who was repairing the paper shredder.

After blinking, Pang Xiaobai dragged Su Kejie to Ouyang Murphy: "Murphy, how is the repair of the paper shredder?"

Ouyang Murphy looked up at Pang Xiaobai and shook his head gently.

"Alas!" Pang Xiaobai sighed, "If we can't repair the shredder, how long will it take us to shred our resumes with our bare hands?"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai clasped his hands and looked up at the ceiling: "Oh my God, if the shredder can be repaired immediately, Ajie is willing to take on all the paper shredding work!"

"Nonsense!" Su Kejie turned his head sharply, "You swear, let me take the responsibility? What are you thinking? Huh, if I do hard labor, you can't even think about running away!"

"Hey, hey, is it over yet?" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly, "After talking about the cross talk, are you going to do a sketch again? If you act crazy and show off like this, your work will disappear on its own? Don't be stupid!"

Su Kejie let go of Pang Xiaobai's collar, turned to look at Ouyang Murphy, and then at the shredder that had been reinstalled: "Hey, Murphy, is this shredder... ready?"

Ouyang Murphy nodded lazily and said: "I removed the shredded paper that was jammed in the shredder, and did another inspection. I found that there was no obvious internal damage, and it should be able to continue to be used. However, after the inspection,

But I discovered something strange."

"What's weird?" Pang Xiaobai asked.

Ouyang Murphy casually picked up a resume, put it into the shredding port of the paper shredder, and said: "This guy is very strange. He moves when he praises him, just like this!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy put one hand in his trouser pocket, held the table with the other, and then said to the shredder: "Shredder, great job!"

Then I saw the paper shredder suddenly move, swallowing part of the resume and shattering part of it.

When they saw this situation, everyone was stunned.

After a while, Shalele tried to say to the shredder: "Shredder, the way you shred paper... is so beautiful!"

As soon as I finished saying this, the shredder swallowed part of my resume again.

"Isn't it?" Pang Xiaobai jumped to the side in shock, "A machine made up of a bunch of broken parts still needs to listen to good words? This is unscientific!"

As soon as he finished saying this, the shredder suddenly spit out part of his resume in reverse direction, scaring Pang Xiaobai again and taking a step back.

"This..." Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide, "The shredder has become a spirit?"

"Isn't it?" Tang Haixing said suddenly, "This shredder is... not very fast, but has a pretty bad temper?"

"It's just a paper shredder. Can it really understand people?" Su Kejie frowned, "Really?"

Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms: "I've seen it. The circuit board structure inside this shredder is much more complicated than ordinary shredders. Maybe it has an advanced AI chip built in?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "Forget it, maybe I'm overthinking it. It's just a paper shredder. It's not high-tech. Why does it have a built-in advanced AI chip?"

"I understand!" Tang Haixing raised his chopsticks, "This shredder can not only be operated with buttons, but can also be remotely connected to the Internet through a mobile phone. You can remotely control it to work when it is convenient. If it is not built-in an advanced AI chip, how could it be possible on a mobile phone?

Remote control for such a complicated function?”

"It makes sense!" Shalele followed.

"I heard that if some cows are praised every day, the meat will taste better!

This shredder is overloaded and swallows so many weird resumes every day, no wonder it needs someone to praise it."

Tang Haixing nodded: "If you praise this shredder, it can make it work normally..."

Having said this, Tang Haixing paused, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, who were standing aside blankly.

"Why are you two still standing there?" Tang Haixing frowned.

"As you two said just now, after repairing the shredder, you will undertake all the shredding work!

You can't keep your word. If you don't follow through on your oath, you will be struck by lightning!"

Seeing that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were still indifferent, Tang Haixing immediately nodded seriously: "Don't worry, praise him more, give him more positive energy, and let him work hard. This time's performance depends on it!"

After listening to Tang Haixing's words, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at each other, and then looked at the magical shredder together.

"Shredder." Su Kejie suddenly said, "You..."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie glanced at Pang Xiaobai, who nodded.

Suddenly, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai applauded together: "That's great!"

After the two of them said this, the shredder swallowed back the half-vomited resume again, and before it was finished, it swallowed up the resume and broke it into pieces.

"Isn't it, so magical?" Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide.

Su Kejie nodded: "It seems that the shredder has really become sophisticated. It is indeed an advanced shredder with built-in AI!"

Ouyang Murphy smiled playfully: "That's right, I'll leave this to you, do your best!"
Chapter completed!