Chapter 192 Ask the world, what is counseling!
Chapter 192: Ask about the world, what is cowardly!
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 192: Ask about the world, what is cowardly!
As soon as Ouyang Mofei finished speaking, Jin Ruoyu suddenly sighed and took out a box of Ten Thousand Beasts Chocolate from his backpack.
"Ajie, I didn't expect you to be so infatuated. Uh, so touched. So, do you want to eat this box of chocolate?"
When Su Kejie heard and saw it, he nodded quickly, saying that he really wanted to eat.
"That's great!" Jin Ruoyu immediately smiled, "Only sell ninety-nine! Cash or transfer?"
When he heard this price, Su Kejie glared and stood up and said, "Ninety-nine? But if I remember correctly, isn't the retail price only for 9.9 yuan? You suddenly increased ten times, right?"
Pang Xiaobai also stood up and said, "Ruoyu, if you are short of money and want to borrow money, just open your mouth and I am willing to fly to the universe for you and pick the brightest stars just to give them to you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the shredder immediately swallowed a resume.
Jin Ruoyu shook his head and said, "I don't lack money, nor do I borrow money, but I traveled through mountains and rivers and bought these chocolates from the convenience store. Isn't the hard work and labor worth ninety-nine?"
Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly, turned his head to look at Su Kejie: "Ajie, Ruoyu has spoken, what do you say?"
Su Kejie immediately said: "Actually, I'm working out recently, and the coach asked me to quit candy, so I'm not lucky enough to get rid of this box of chocolate. I'm sorry, Ruoyu."
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie put a resume on the shredder and said, "My fitness goal is to develop six-pack abs, Xiaocaozi. Do you like men's abdominal muscles? Sixpack!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the shredder worked again and swallowed the resume that Su Kejie had just put on.
Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes and said directly: "But Ajie, remember that the only fitness program you can persist in is to collect various fitness short videos? Or female!"
When Su Kejie looked up at Jin Ruoyu, Jin Ruoyu said again: "Uh, you still remember that you bought dumbbells. After buying them, you disliked the dumbbells as round, and then pressed the instant noodles with dumbbells, and as a result, they flattened the instant noodles and hit the foot!"
Su Kejie was stunned: "How do you know this?"
"There is another time!" Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes and said, "You used to..."
"Stop talking!" Su Kejie stretched out his hand, "I'll buy it!"
Jin Ruoyu then smiled slightly: "Take it, take it, remember to transfer the money to ninety-nine!"
Su Kejie quickly took the chocolate from Jin Ruoyu's hand: "Don't worry, I'll send you a red envelope!"
After selling Su Kejie a box of chocolates, Jin Ruoyu's confidence increased greatly. He took out two boxes of chocolates with a smile, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai with a smile.
Pang Xiaobai blinked and swallowed, then pretended to be calm and put a resume on the shredder, and then said:
“We certainly need to support strong and independent women.
Ah, Ruoyi! Ah, little bits!
I want to sing a song for you strong and independent women!"
After saying that, Pang Xiaobai began to dance and sing an excerpt from a sonorous rose.
After singing a clanging rose, the shredder decisively ate the resume that Pang Xiaobai put on. Then Pang Xiaobai turned his head and found that Jin Ruoyu was still looking at him with a smile.
"Xiaobai, you..."
"Stop talking!"
Pang Xiaobai suddenly waved his hand: "Ruoyu, I only have one request!"
"You want it all?" Jin Ruoyu's eyes lit up.
"No!" Pang Xiaobai faced the crying voice, "Is it OK to have nine yuan and ninety-one boxes?"
"Finish!" Jin Ruoyu nodded with a smile.
"Protest!" Su Kejie, who had just sent the red envelope, immediately stood up, "Why does he only have nine yuan, but I want ninety-nine?"
"I don't understand this?" Pang Xiaobai said first, "I asked for a price all over the place and paid back the money. Who told you not to bargain?"
"Yes!" Jin Ruoyu said with a smile, "It's normal for bargaining, I'll give it to you!"
After saying that, Jin Ruoyu handed the two boxes of chocolate to Pang Xiaobai.
Pang Xiaobai held two boxes of chocolates worth nine yuan and looked at Su Kejie with a proud look.
"Despicable villain!" Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai.
But as soon as he finished speaking, his resume that he had just put in the shredder was spit out.
"No!" Su Kejie hurriedly held the paper shredder with both hands, "Little Crack I didn't say you, don't vomit!"
Just then, a staring at Le on the desk suddenly said, "Su Kejie, the design department director Du Mu just sent you an email, please pay attention to check it."
Su Kejie frowned, quickly took out his cell phone and looked at the email inside.
After reading it, Su Kejie raised his head, expressionless and said nothing.
"What's wrong?" Pang Xiaobai asked, "Is the plan over?"
"No!" Su Kejie said calmly, "The number of words is the same, rework!"
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie stomped his feet: "What should I do to let me go!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the shredder once again highlighted half of the paper. Su Kejie quickly apologized: "Xiao Zaizao, I'm not talking about you, don't get me wrong, I'm sincere to you, don't... "
As a result, the shredder directly spit out all the resumes.
Pang Xiaobai patted Su Kejie on the shoulder:
"Ajie, I've told you a long time ago that people like Dumu will not have a good result.
You have to learn to resist and fight back, and you can’t always think about staying up!
Life is like Chinese medicine. You think it’s very hard, but if you endure it, it will only make it even harder!”
Jin Ruoyu frowned and said, "Well, I heard that Du Mu, the deputy director of the design department, is a master who specializes in picking soft persimmons. In the past, a designer slapped the table and stared at him, but he was very respectful to others and had a very good attitude."
Ouyang Mofei suddenly burst into laughter and said, "Slam the table and glared? How dare Ajie? Ajie can even tolerate Dumu's hair being unable to be divided, and he still slammed the table and glared? Just him? Haha!"
Jin Ruoyu was stunned: "Why can't Dumu's hair be divided into pieces?"
Su Kejie replied expressionlessly: "Because his hair is odd! There are only seven in total, and he will never be able to get a score!"
Jin Ruoyu was stunned: "My goodness, are you seven hairs? Only four hairs more than three hairs?"
"Hmph!" Su Kejie suddenly took out his cell phone, "Who said I dare not slap the table with Du Mu? I'll shoot it for you now!"
After saying that, Su Kejie called Dumu.
Soon, the phone was answered, and Su Kejie said, "Hey, Dumu, please listen to me, what am I...? Make a three-point plan and let you choose? Do you think you are...
Ah? What? Do it immediately? OK, I will do it immediately!
Please calm down, don’t complain to me, don’t deduct my performance!
Sorry, it's all my fault. I didn't speak very well just now, I...
No, I absolutely have no intention of disrespecting you, let alone scold you!
I just wanted to ask you... Have you eaten for lunch?
OK, I'll do it right away, and you will definitely be satisfied!"
Speaking of this, Su Kejie hung up the phone expressionlessly.
Pang Xiaobai suddenly hugged his arms and raised his head and sighed: "I ask what the world is, what are you afraid of!"
Jin Ruoyu shook his head with an sigh and continued: "Just teach people, busy!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!