Chapter 222 My husband and I share a quilt when we are born, and we share acupuncture points when we die!

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 222 My husband and I share a quilt when we are born, and we share acupuncture points when we die!

Just when Hu Qiang began to doubt life because of a mouthful of chicken soup.

Tang Haixing, who was sitting high on a dragon chair and wearing a dragon robe, put down his chopsticks and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Ah, who is that? What do you, the troublemaker, usually do?"

Hu Qiang was stunned, subconsciously put down the bowl, smiled and said to Tang Haixing:

"Your Majesty, Hu Qiang, I am reporting back to your Majesty! The job of the Ministry of Civil Affairs is to do everything, including cleaning the room, washing clothes, repairing the roof, and plumbing."

"Oh." Tang Haixing nodded, "Then what do you, the minister, usually do?"

Hu Qiang apologized again and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I usually paper the walls and hang plaques. By the way, I personally hung the plaque on the wall behind you."

Tang Haixing looked back at the "Chew carefully and eat slowly" plaque on the back, then turned around and said, "Oh, is this what you hung?"

"Yes, I hung it up." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded, "Isn't it pretty good?"

Tang Haixing said expressionlessly: "But why do I feel that this plaque is a little crooked?"

Hu Qiang was stunned: "Crooked? No?"

Tang Haixing looked at the others who were eating and drinking: "What do you think? Is it crooked?"

The others who were taking the opportunity to eat and drink were stunned. They all looked at the plaque and looked at each other in confusion. No one said anything.

At this time, Eunuch Fu turned his head and looked at the plaque, and immediately said: "Hey, the emperor said so, and I also think that this plaque is indeed a bit crooked."

Hu Qiang quickly clasped his fists and saluted: "Reporting to Your Majesty, I have been hanging plaques for many years and have rich experience. Don't worry, this plaque is definitely not crooked!"

Tang Haixing looked calm: "Then you are saying that I got it wrong?"

Hu Qiang was stunned: "No, no, I don't dare, but I..."

"Okay!" Tang Haixing continued to say calmly, "Here, drag him out and fire him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and three fierce-looking red-clothed soldiers walked in from the outside. The leader looked familiar. He was actually... a lewd girl?

When Hu Qiang was stunned, two soldiers grabbed one of Hu Qiang's arms and pulled Hu Qiang out.

Hu Qiang finally came to his senses and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, you don't want it!"

The costume version Ouyang Murphy also immediately put down his chopsticks and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Let go! Don't pull my husband!"

Then, realizing that he couldn't pull away, Ouyang Murphy angrily yelled at Tang Haixing: "Hunjun! Are you going to call a deer a horse? Aren't you afraid that the world will perish in your hands?"

"How dare you!" Eunuch Fu quickly picked up his orchid finger and pointed it at Ouyang Murphy, "How dare you say such arrogant words to His Majesty? This is disrespectful, come on!"

"Hey!" Tang Haixing suddenly waved his hand, interrupting Eunuch Fu.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Murphy with a serious face and said:

"I don't mean to confuse the public by referring to deer as horses, I just want to try to see if Hu Qiang can be used by me, listen to what I say, and understand what I mean.

Only those who can understand my words and understand my meaning can serve as my servants.

It's a pity that Hu Qiang obviously doesn't understand what I said or what I meant.

What’s the point of keeping a person who doesn’t understand what’s best for me? Of course I want to fire him as soon as possible!”

Ouyang Murphy quickly stepped forward and grabbed one of Hu Qiang's arms and said: "No matter what, Hu Qiang and I are going to have a fight. If you want to fire him, fire me too!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy was like a kitten with fried hair, scratching the two soldiers who were holding Hu Qiang: "Let go, let him go quickly! My husband and I will live in the same quilt, and we will die in the same hole!"

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"Madam!" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy helplessly, "Why bother? Why bother? Don't do this, you don't have to do this."

At this moment, Tang Haixing looked surprised and said with a smile: "Hey, you little girl, you have such a special temperament. You are completely different from the other concubines in my palace. It's interesting."

Ouyang Murphy held one of Hu Qiang's arms tightly and shouted angrily at Tang Haixing: "The world is unfair, you don't want to make the world peaceful, you only think about the harem and concubines, you are a fool! You are a fool!"

Tang Haixing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What did you call me just now? Husband? And you called me twice?"

"What?" Ouyang Murphy looked surprised.

"Okay." Tang Haixing turned to Eunuch Fu and said, "Since she is so sincere and calls me husband, let's bring this little girl into the harem and give her the title, Concubine Mo!"

"Yes." Eunuch Fu smiled and nodded to Tang Haixing, then turned to wink at the leader who looked exactly like Meimei.

The leader waved his hand, and two more soldiers rushed in and pulled Ouyang Murphy away.

"What are you doing?" Ouyang Murphy kept struggling, "Let go, let go! Husband, I want to be with my husband!"

"lady!"

"Husband!"

"lady!"

"Husband!"

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Just when Hu Qiang and Ouyang Murphy were shouting at each other, Tang Haixing buttoned his ears and frowned: "Why is it so noisy?"

Eunuch Fu quickly bent down and lowered his head: "Yes, I have disturbed the emperor! I will share your worries for the emperor!"

After saying that, Eunuch Fu turned to look at the two soldiers beside Ouyang Murphy, who was still shouting: "You two, take this... Concubine Mo, and pull her away quickly, and be careful of your measures."

The two soldiers nodded, and then forcibly dragged Ouyang Murphy away, who was still struggling and hopping.

As soon as Ouyang Murphy was dragged away, Hu Qiang immediately shouted to Tang Haixing: "Your Majesty, don't want it! Don't separate us husband and wife, don't remove me from my position!"

"Who said I was going to fire you?" Tang Haixing said.

"Huh?" Hu Qiang blinked, "Didn't you just say you wanted to fire me? Don't you want to fire me?"

"Fire, but firing you doesn't mean you are being fired." Tang Haixing nodded, "If you don't believe me, look back."

Hu Qiang looked back and found a super big pot not far from the door, which was really bigger than three or four bathtubs.

At this time, firewood was burning under the super large pot. The fat manager Wan was dressed in royal chef attire, holding an oversized shovel in both hands, and was constantly stir-frying the chili peppers in the super large pot.

"Here, do you mean to fry me?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously, "You don't want to fry me, right?"

"That's right." Tang Haixing said, "Jun Wu is joking, if he says he'll fire you, he'll fire you! Come on, pull Hu Qiang out quickly and fire him while it's hot!"

Upon hearing the words of the emperor Tang Haixing, the leader of Meimei once again gave Tang Haixing a fist, and then ordered two soldiers to immediately tie Hu Qiang up with a rope and drag him away.

Soon, the tied-up Hu Qiang was pushed into the big pot, and Hu Qiang screamed because it was hot.

"Hot, hot, hot, it's so hot!" Hu Qiang, who was pushed into the cauldron and mixed with the chili peppers, immediately shouted, "Help, help!"

Manager Wan of the Imperial Kitchen squatted down, pinched Hu Qiang’s face with a smile, and said in Shaanxi dialect:

"Oh, it looks pretty good on the surface, but it's a pity that when you touch it, the meat is a bit old.

It seems that the time has come to test your cooking skills!"

Hu Qiang struggled for a while and found that he couldn't break free of the rope on his body. He couldn't help but said: "No, it's just speculation. Does it have to be tied so professionally?"

Master Wan said: "Exquisite and interesting plate presentation is also part of cooking.

Come on, come on, don’t frown, smile!

If the ingredients are in a good mood, the dishes will be delicious!"

Hu Qiang looked at the pot full of red peppers: "What kind of dish are you going to make me into?"

Director Wan stood up and said, "Don't you understand? This is a rare item brought as tribute from the Western Regions. It's called spicy food, and its characteristic is that it's extremely spicy!

Recently, we are developing a new dish based on the characteristics of spicy pepper, called spicy chicken!

Now I plan to use your fresh ingredients to make spicy chicken!"

Hu Qiang frowned: "Spicy chicken? Then there is no chicken in it?"

Wanzhang said: "Who said no? Aren't you just a hot chick?"

Hu Qiang was stunned: "We don't advocate homophonic memes! Wait, why should I say homophonic memes? What does this mean?"

"Come!" Manager Wan took a pot of cooking wine, "Drink the cooking wine to make it fresh and remove the fishy smell. It will be more delicious when I fry you later."

Hu Qiang looked at the cooking wine pot passed to his mouth, blinked and said, "I don't want to drink it now."

As soon as he finished saying this, a soldier next to him suddenly pulled out a Xiuchun knife, placed it next to Hu Qiang's neck and made a gesture.

Hu Qiang immediately changed his words: "Suddenly I feel a little thirsty, I'd better drink."

After Hu Qiang drank the cooking wine, he suddenly frowned: "What does this taste like? Why does it feel sour and sweet? It can't be yogurt? Is this what cooking wine tastes like? Hey, what is yogurt? Why do I say yogurt?"

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Just when Hu Qiang was full of doubts, Manager Wan had already picked up the cooking wine pot and shouted to his subordinates: "Add firewood, raise the temperature, and prepare to fire people. By the way, come here and add an egg!"

"Egg?" Hu Qiang frowned again.

As soon as he finished saying the word "egg", he saw a soldier bringing over a huge ostrich egg, then holding one side of the egg with both hands, and hovering over Hu Qiang's head.
To be continued...