Chapter 228 Paranoia is amazing
Author: Tang Juyi
After seeing Tang Haixing's shocked look, Hu Qiang felt relieved.
Make you noble, make you confident, make you high-profile!
Paranoia is amazing, but I also have a fishy syndrome.
"Ahem!" Hu Qiang cleared his throat and turned another page, "Then, forget this question, please listen to the next question!"
"Hey!" Tang Haixing straightened his chest again, "I probably understand a little bit now, there will definitely be no problem this time!"
Hu Qiang smiled slightly, looked down at the handout and read: "Then, if the chairman asks you what you do in your spare time, how would you answer?"
Tang Haixing smiled slightly and said confidently: "Of course, read the chairman's autobiography!"
Hu Qiang shook his head: "Wrong again!"
"Is this wrong?" Tang Haixing frowned.
"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "Well, it says here that the chairman has clearly said long ago that most people who have no hobbies cannot balance work and life. Such people are embarrassing in big positions!"
Tang Haixing said: "Reading the chairman's autobiography is really my hobby."
Hu Qiang shook his head: "Reading the chairman's autobiography, maybe you think it is, but others think it is not.
Everyone will just think that you are deliberately flattering when you say that your hobby is reading the chairman's autobiography.
Especially the chairman, if you tell him in front of him that your usual hobby is to read the chairman's autobiography, he must think that you are deliberately flattering him and flattering him.
As mentioned above, the chairman hates this kind of flattery the most, and believes that only incompetent people can flatter others."
Having said this, Hu Qiang raised his head and said: "It's not that the chairman doesn't like to hear nice words. The key is that you read the chairman's autobiography too directly and straightforwardly. Everyone will think that you are deliberately trying to please the chairman. And
You would think this is a very low-end flattery.
Of course I believe you, but others won't believe you.
Starfish, sometimes it’s good to be confident as a person, but you can’t be overconfident.
Don’t always think it is what you think, let the chairman think it is, understand?”
Tang Haixing frowned, looking like he had been taught a lesson.
Hu Qiang turned another page: "The next question, the chairman asked again, what other benefits does our company have that can be improved? How do you answer?"
Tang Haixing frowned and thought for a while. He wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it. After all, he had answered two questions incorrectly before.
Seeing that Tang Haixing was afraid to speak, Hu Qiang looked at Lele: "Lele, what do you think?"
"Ah? Me?" Shalele thought for a moment.
"This, I, I think, there is nothing that can be improved.
The food in the cafeteria is delicious, the reading room has a rich collection of books, and there are a lot of snacks in the rest area, and you can eat for free, hehe."
Hu Qiang shook his head: "Lele, although your answer is not wrong, it is too ordinary and it is difficult to leave a deep impression on the chairman."
"Then I'd better tell the truth!" Tang Haixing raised his hand and said, "I think I have never experienced many of the company's benefits because I have been busy with work and have no time to experience these benefits."
Hu Qiang said: "If the chairman hears your answer, he will be even more sad and sad."
"Why is this?" Tang Haixing asked.
Hu Qiang said: "Think about it, the company benefits that the chairman has put so much effort into and spent a lot of money to purchase have turned into decorations and have been idle. If he knew this, would he be happy?"
Tang Haixing frowned: "This, this question is too confusing, isn't it? The answer is wrong no matter what?"
Hu Qiang smiled coldly: "What do you think? Otherwise, everyone can answer easily, then everyone who has eaten with the chairman has been promoted and received a salary increase. How is it possible that only a handful of people have been promoted and received a salary increase?"
Why do most people just pack up and leave?”
"Pack up and leave?" Sha Lele was stunned, "Manager Hu, it's just a meal, isn't it?"
"Sigh." Hu Qiang sighed, "Lele, Haixing, I won't hide it from you until now. Dining with the chairman is actually more of a challenge than an opportunity. Once the chairman is dissatisfied, at least he won't be reused, and at worst he may not be reused.
…”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang's right hand turned into a knife, and he wiped it on his neck in vain: "Ka!"
Shalele took a breath of cold air: "Is it so serious?"
Hu Qiang nodded.
"Then you can't act recklessly." Tang Haixing said, "No matter how you answer, it doesn't work. Isn't this a trick? It's impossible for the chairman to do this!"
Hu Qiang turned over a page: "It cannot be said that these questions are all deceptive. The key to the chairman asking these questions is to test your ability through these questions.
For example, here is a real case.
It is said that the chairman once asked a person the same question. After the person answered, the chairman was very happy after hearing it, and later promoted him and raised his salary."
"So powerful?" Tang Haixing raised an eyebrow, "How did you answer?"
Hu Qiang said: "That's right, the chairman once asked this person, what other benefits does our company have that can be improved?
The man laughed first, and then replied, Chairman, our group is not what it used to be. It used to be just a small building, but now it has become a multinational group.
Take the business group park where I am currently located. It really occupies a large area and the various facilities are too far apart.
Of course, if the chairman is willing to provide a shuttle bus to the park, I, a fat man, must give it a try!"
Having said this, Hu Qiang raised his head: "Look, in this answer, this person recalled the past, affirmed the present, looked forward to the future, and half-jokingly made a request to the chairman.
When the chairman heard this, he knew that he was a veteran of the company and had worked conscientiously and hard in the past.
It's just that because the group is expanding rapidly and some things are not done well, he doesn't have the time and effort to enjoy the company's benefits.
But he can discover problems in the company's welfare and tactfully propose solutions, which makes people feel comfortable listening to him. He is a capable person!
How could the chairman not promote a person like this who is qualified, capable, and can speak well?"
Tang Haixing and Sha Lele looked at each other and took a breath.
Seeing that both of them were stunned, Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "Now you know how powerful this handout is, right? Isn't it more powerful than some chairman's autobiography?"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang asked: "Then, let me ask you again, what is the significance of raising a glass when toasting to the chairman? Do you know?"
Sha Lele and Tang Haixing shook their heads together, saying they didn't know.
Hu Qiang asked again: "So when drinking in front of the chairman, what is the particular direction? What are the taboos?"
Sha Lele and Tang Haixing shook their heads together again, expressing their confusion.
Hu Qiang asked again: "When the chairman is speaking, what are the details of his behavior that deserve our attention? What do his different micro-expressions mean? Do you all understand these?"
Sha Lele and the chairman looked at each other, and then Sha Lele decisively lowered her head to look at the handout.
As for Tang Haixing, he decisively picked up the handout he had just thrown on the table and began to read it carefully.
Seeing that both of them were taking it seriously, Hu Qiang adjusted his glasses: "Very good, I'm very pleased to see you taking it seriously!"
Having said this, Hu Qiang stood up and said, "Okay, take your time and watch. I'm going back to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs to distribute the handouts to others."
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang paused, came over and bent down again, and then lowered his voice and said: "Remember, this is the Secret Scroll of Ten Thousand Beasts that I worked very hard to obtain. You can only read it yourself, and don't tell anyone!
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Tang Haixing and Sha Lele both nodded at the same time.
Hu Qiang then smiled slightly: "Very good, I feel relieved now. You are indeed my good employee!"
Chapter completed!