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Chapter 233 Everyone is an ingredient and has the same identity

Chapter 233 Everyone is food and has the same identity

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 233 Everyone is food and has the same identity

"Let me go, let me go quickly! You unscrupulous scum, let me go!"

The costume version of Ouyang Murphy was tied up and thrown on a dragon chair by a group of soldiers. He kept struggling and yelling.

"Foolish king! As a noble man, you actually robbed a common girl in public? It's really a big joke in the world, and you're not afraid of the ridicule of the world? I'm really ashamed of your ancestors!"

Unfortunately, no matter how much Ouyang Murphy scolded him, it was useless. Tang Haixing, who was wearing a dragon robe, still sat over with a smile and looked at Ouyang Murphy with a smile as he screamed incompetently and even enjoyed it.

Realizing that swearing was useless, Ouyang Murphy shouted directly: "Young lord, throw me into the pot quickly, I want to die with my man!"

"Together?" Tang Haixing raised an eyebrow, then frowned and looked at Ouyang Murphy.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing nodded: "Okay, Concubine Mo, since you ask so, after I finish dealing with these people, I promise to stay with you."

After finishing speaking, Tang Haixing ignored Ouyang Murphy who was stunned and turned his head to look at the only two people left.

At this moment, there are only two people left below, namely Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele.

Because others will either be thrown into the pot for frying, or thrown into the emperor's throne.

Tang Haixing first looked at Sha Lele, who was facing away from him, holding a bowl and shaking constantly. Then he turned his head and looked at Jin Ruoyu who was standing and hiding aside.

Finding that Tang Haixing had been staring at him, Jin Ruoyu immediately said with a sad face: "Oh, please forgive me, Your Majesty, don't keep staring at me, I don't want to be fired!"

At this point, he found that Tang Haixing was still staring at him without saying a word. Jin Ruoyu blinked and suddenly walked out seriously and said: "Your Majesty, that's it. Actually, you and I are fellow villagers!"

"Fellow?" Tang Haixing frowned, "Really?"

Jin Ruoyu nodded with a serious face: "That's right, not only am I a fellow villager with you, but also, I am hiding in the Secret Service Department incognito, just to find out for Your Majesty whether anyone has second thoughts about you! This is all for me.

It’s for your Majesty’s sake!”

Tang Haixing then stood up with his hands behind his back and slowly walked to Jin Ruoyu.

Seeing Tang Haixing approaching, Jin Ruoyu trembled and wanted to retreat, but he did not dare to retreat. He could only forcefully smile and raise his hand, hoping that Tang Haixing would not come closer.

But Tang Haixing still walked up to Jin Ruoyu, nodded and said, "I didn't expect you to be so loyal to me!"

Having said this, Tang Haixing took one of Jin Ruoyu's hands, and then began to touch the back of Jin Ruoyu's hand.

Faced with Tang Haixing's touching and harassment, Jin Ruoyu got goosebumps all over his body and subconsciously twitched his hand. Unfortunately, it didn't twitch after two times. He felt quite disgusting.

At this time, Ouyang Murphy was kicking his legs and shouting: "What are you doing standing still? Hurry up! Break his fingers, poke his eyes, kick his crotch! Hurry up!"

Jin Ruoyu's other hand was about to move subconsciously, but Tang Haixing, who was touching her other hand, suddenly narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

Jin Ruoyu's other hand subconsciously hugged his waist, not daring to make any move.

"Hahaha." Tang Haixing raised his head and smiled, "I, Concubine Mo, just love to joke, don't take me seriously!"

After saying that, Tang Haixing continued to touch Jin Ruoyu's hand.

Touching and touching, touching and touching, Jin Ruoyu was so angry that he dared not speak out, but he had to force himself to smile and keep laughing.

Suddenly, Tang Haixing, who kept touching the back of the opponent's hand, possessed him and said: "Since you are so loyal to me and are a talented person, of course I will use you!"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing continued to touch the other person's hand and said with a smile:

"I have succeeded to the throne for the first time, and everything is ready to prosper.

Among them, enriching the harem and having children are the most important!

I see you are not bad looking, and you are loyal to me.

Well, in order to fulfill your wish, I decided to accept you as a palace maid, and then, how about you give birth to a hundred children for me?"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing patted the back of Jin Ruoyu's hand: "Is it a hit or not?"

Upon hearing this, Jin Ruoyu immediately used force and pulled his hand out of Tang Haixing's hand.

Immediately afterwards, Jin Ruoyu clasped his collar with both hands, took a step back and said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, the matter of a palace girl having a baby is such a big deal, can you allow the daughter of the common people to think about it for a moment?"

Tang Haixing put his hands behind his back and sighed, then took another step forward, came to the back of Jin Ruoyu, and said softly: "Of course, but don't think about it for too long, I don't have much patience."

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing smiled and patted Jin Ruoyu's butt.

But just when Tang Haixing slapped Jin Ruoyu's butt, Jin Ruoyu subconsciously hit Tang Haixing on the chin with a back elbow, causing the opponent to stagger and almost fall to the ground.

"Good fight!" Ouyang Murphy said happily, "Keep going, poke his eyes, kick his crotch, keep hitting combos, why are you standing there, hurry up!"

Jin Ruoyu blinked, and quickly bent down and lowered his head with a grimace on his face: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it."

Tang Haixing stood up again, touched his nose, looked at the bleeding nose, and quickly pinched the bridge of his nose.

Jin Ruoyu said again at this time: "No, Your Majesty, it really wasn't intentional.

I can tolerate touching my hands, but I really can’t bear touching my buttocks. Those are all instinctive reactions and passive skills. Are you okay, Your Majesty?"

Tang Haixing pinched his nose and said angrily: "I want you to be a palace maid, but you are still not allowed to touch me? This is unreasonable!"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing said loudly: "Come here, drag her out and fire her too!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the room was pushed open violently, and another group led by Sister Mei came in with two fierce-looking soldiers in red.

"Tug it away!" Tang Haixing waved his hand, "Tug it away quickly and fry it together!"

"No, no, Your Majesty!" Jin Ruoyu was so frightened that he kept raising his hands and begging for mercy, "Your Majesty, please spare your life!"

Unfortunately, the two soldiers ignored Jin Ruoyu's pleas and forcibly dragged Jin Ruoyu out and then threw him into a hot cauldron filled with chili peppers.

"Ruoyu?" Pang Xiaobai, who had been thrown into the pot in advance and was sitting at the side with peace of mind at the moment, asked, "Why are you also in the pot?"

"Really?" Su Kejie next to Pang Xiaobai said, "You also offended the emperor and were thrown in?"

Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, and then did not answer their words. Instead, he kept shouting:

"Help, help, help! I don't want to be made into spicy chicken! Help, help!"

Just when Jin Ruoyu was struggling and shouting, Hu Qiang suddenly emerged from the sea of ​​peppers next to Jin Ruoyu, shocking Jin Ruoyu.

Hu Qiang emerged from the pepper and looked at Jin Ruoyu calmly: "We are all ingredients and have the same status, so don't yell and disturb people's dreams. I will be fired anyway, so just let me go.

Be more peaceful and quiet."

After saying that, Hu Qiang lay down again and closed his eyes.

Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang's appearance, blinked, and suddenly covered his chest and said: "It's so hot, it's really hot, I can't breathe!"

Upon hearing this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly sat up and said with a serious face: "Ruoyu, you can't breathe? Don't panic, I can help you with artificial respiration!"

As soon as Pang Xiaobai finished speaking, Su Kejie sat up suddenly: "I can also do artificial respiration. Ruoyu, let me do it!"

"No, Ruoyu, I'll do it!" Pang Xiaobai said quickly.

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai crawled towards Jin Ruoyu.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie crawling over in the sea of ​​peppers, Jin Ruoyu screamed in fear: "Don't come over, don't come over at all, don't touch me, don't touch your forehead!"
Chapter completed!
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