Chapter 255 You Are Comforting Well, Continue!
Chapter 255 You comforted me very well, keep going!
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 255 You comforted me very well, keep going!
After lunch, Shalele went to the statistical blind box in the pipeline room of the Emergency Department.
No, it should be to count the various "assets" collected from Xiaohei Technology and prepare statistical reports.
While Shalele was still doing statistics seriously, the door leading to the stairs of the building in the pipe room was suddenly opened, and then a staggering Jin Ruoyu walked in.
Shalele turned around and saw that Jin Ruoyu's eyes were dull and his whole body was weak. The number on the key hat turned into a particularly eye-catching "48"!
Upon seeing this situation, Sha Lele immediately said in surprise: "Teacher Ruoyu? What's wrong with you?
By the way, when you went out just now, wasn't the number on the hat still in single digits?
Why did you go out once and be like this when you came back?"
Jin Ruoyu narrowed his eyes and exhaled, and said as he went down the stairs: "When I just had lunch, I met Nina from Market 1, Nora from Market 2, Laura from Market 3, and Market 4.
Moana!"
Shalele said: "It sounds a little dizzy. Are they quadruplets?"
Jin Ruoyu said: "In the past, we often ate together, but since we came to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs, they almost stopped calling us.
We happened to bump into each other in the cafeteria this time, so of course we had to catch up on old times and exchange vigorous business blows.
Oh, Nina, you are so skinny!
Nora, the clothes you are wearing look great!
Laura, your bag is so classy!
Oops, Moana, you’re turning white!”
"Ah, no wonder." Sha Lele nodded, "In this case, it is indeed... Oh, that's not right. In this case, you told at most four lies. How come the number has changed so much?"
Jin Ruoyu squinted at Shalele and smiled slightly: "Haha, this is just the beginning!
After that, after I ate only one chopstick, they started to show off their various weekend trips in front of me.
Nina went horse riding, Nora went hiking, Laura went diving, and Moana went surfing."
"Wow!" Shalele opened her mouth, "That's amazing."
"Humph." Jin Ruoyu pouted, "What's so big about this? During the two days of the weekend, I first played golf, then went to the beach to sunbathe, and even had a luxurious party on the yacht!"
"Wow!" Sha Lele opened her mouth again, "Teacher Ruoyu, your weekend is so perfect! It's enviable, you're much better than them!"
Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "If the hat on my head hadn't kept ringing, I would have almost believed it.
Of course, the most important thing is that after Er said this, Nina, Nola, Laura and Moana all believed it. They praised Er enthusiastically on the spot and finally regarded Er as themselves again.
One blanket.
Therefore, these lies are considered worthwhile!"
Sha Lele nodded: "I see, but even so, the number is not enough? Then you added three more lies?"
Jin Ruoyu frowned and said: "Later, they talked about what big meal they had recently, and after talking, they looked at their foreheads.
When I think about it, I've told so many lies, I can't fall short now.
So I made a stew in my mind of all the top-notch dishes I had ever tasted, and then reported a bunch of dish names on the spot that shocked me.
I remember the scene at that time.
In terms of momentum, it swept through thousands of armies!
In terms of numbers, it’s appalling!”
Hearing this, Sha Lele reluctantly smiled: "Well, it's really bad to lie. It takes countless lies to make up for one lie, so it's better for us to be honest."
Jin Ruoyu immediately frowned and looked at Sha Lele: "Now that I'm like this, can you first say some nice words to comfort me, and stop beating me with big principles?"
Sha Lele quickly apologized and smiled: "Yes, yes, this...ah, I know!"
Then, Shalele said with a serious face:
"Teacher Ruoyu, although the quadruplet secretary had a more exciting weekend than you, stayed on a higher floor than you, and saw more of the market than you, but in my eyes, all that is just glitz!
In my heart, you are the best secretary, and you don’t have to care about worldly opinions at all!"
Jin Ruoyu said expressionlessly and speechlessly: "Lele, your level of comforting people is really high."
Just as Shalele chuckled, the hat on Jin Ruoyu's head suddenly dinged, and the number increased by one again, directly becoming forty-nine.
"I'm going to die!" Jin Ruoyu closed his eyes and stroked his forehead angrily, "If you admit lying and say sarcasm, how can you forget about saying sarcastic words? If you can't tell lies, let it go, and you can't say sarcastic words. Then what fun is there in life?"
Sha Lele blinked and quickly comforted: "Teacher Ruoyu, I think, well, speaking irony is also an art of speaking. I envy you for being able to speak irony!"
With a ding sound, the number above Shalele's head increases by one.
Jin Ruoyu immediately narrowed his eyes and glanced over, looking at Shalele expressionlessly.
Shalele panicked: "I, I mean, only smart people can say irony. I also want to learn to say irony."
There was a ding sound, and the number above Shalele's head increased by one again.
Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said with a grimace: "Hey, this doesn't work, what should I do? Teacher Ruoyu, I'm sorry, I can't speak, so you can scold me."
"Alas!" Jin Ruoyu shook his head, "You didn't mean it. It's hard for you to say this. It's pretty good. I don't blame you."
Then, Jin Ruoyu sighed: "It's over, I'm going to lose this time! Just thinking about having to wear the hat of a liar for three days makes me want to cry!
When the time comes, Nina, Nora, Laura, and Moana will all laugh to death when they see the liar's hat on their forehead!"
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu angrily poked the buttocks of the chicken butt box with his finger.
Seeing that Jin Ruoyu was so angry, Sha Lele quickly comforted him: "Teacher Ruoyu, it's actually not bad. I think Manager Hu looks quite handsome in that hat!"
Ding, the number above Shalele's head increases by one.
Jin Ruoyu turned to look at Sha Lele, and Sha Lele quickly said: "Well, you are better-looking than Manager Hu. If you were to wear a hat, you would definitely be better-looking than Manager Hu!"
With a ding, the number above Shalele's head increased by one again.
Upon hearing this voice, Sha Lele quickly lowered his head and said with a sad face: "Hey, well, Teacher Ruoyu, in fact, everyone is very tolerant. If you wear the hat of a liar, everyone will definitely not laugh at you!"
With a ding, the number above Shalele's head added one more.
Hearing this voice, Shalele, who had his head down and a grimace, suddenly raised his head and gave up, saying calmly: "Forget it, I'll search the Internet to see if there are any comforting training courses. Maybe I can
Such training is needed.”
"No, Lele!" Jin Ruoyu said suddenly, "You comforted me very well, keep going!"
Shalele lowered her head in embarrassment: "Teacher Ruoyu, please stop sarcastic. I know I can't comfort people, and it will hurt your heart even more."
"No, you really comforted me very well." Jin Ruoyu pointed to the hat on his head, "Didn't you see that the hat didn't ring? This means that what I just said is the truth!"
Shalele looked at Jin Ruoyu's hat and found that there was no reaction.
"How could that happen?" Shalele was puzzled.
Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly and said, "Lele, although your words of comfort are not up to standard, seeing the number on your hat catching up makes me feel much better."
Shalele opened her mouth and smiled silly: "That's it, hehe, hehehehe!"
Chapter completed!