Chapter 257 It’s really worse, I’m worse than you all!

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 257 It’s really worse, I’m worse than you all!

After Jin Ruoyu vented her anger, everyone looked at her without saying a word, and you could hear the drop of a needle at the scene.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai said immediately: "Ruoyu, in fact you are not alone. My profession is also very popular and the risks are very high."

Jin Ruoyu turned around and looked at Pang Xiaobai with squinted eyes, and said with a sullen expression: "Except for your face, what's so big about you?"

Pang Xiaobai said seriously: "You know, Ruoyu, in order to delay submitting the plan a few days, I said at least twenty times that I would cut my appendix and cut my hemorrhoids more than thirty times! My appendix and buttocks are shivering every day.

."

Su Kejie also turned around and looked at Jin Ruoyu and said: "And me, in order to pass the design, I praised Party A's weird aesthetic countless times, which made me almost crazy."

Hu Qiang blinked and walked in the direction of Jin Ruoyu while saying: "Oh, I sympathize with your situation, but as the manager of the emergency department, I still don't advocate lying to solve problems.

"

Ding! Plus one!

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then under Jin Ruoyu's unkind eyes, he sat down and said:

"Ahem, okay, I'll tell the truth!

In fact, what do you think these things mean?

ah?

It's really worse than mine, I'm worse than you all!

As a manager, I am responsible for the entire department. In order to avoid any mistakes, I have to deceive both my picky boss and my prickly subordinates.

My boss doesn't sympathize with me, and my subordinates don't understand me.

When things don't go wrong, they don't even think of my efforts, but when things go wrong, they blame me.

I'm like that rat drilling into the bellows, suffering from both sides. Is it easy for me?"

"Manager Hu!" Sha Lele couldn't help but said pitifully, "You are tired."

"Alas!" Hu Qiang sighed heavily, and then glanced at Ouyang Murphy, looking pitiful.

Ouyang Murphy frowned and curled his lips with disdain: "Okay, okay, look at your bad behavior, I just won't write a reply to Amy for the time being, that's it!"

"Really?" Hu Qiang immediately raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth.

But soon, Hu Qiang regained his composure and said to Ouyang Murphy: "Well, that's right! It's better to dissolve enemies than to make enemies, so why bother trying to be on the same page with that person? No, I don't recommend it!"

At this moment, a burst of BGM from when Thor appeared in Marvel movies suddenly appeared.

Everyone looked in the direction of the music, and saw Tang Haixing wearing a red cloak, holding a toy hammer model of Thor's Hammer in his right hand, getting in from outside the door, opening his arms to everyone, and striking a pose!

Ouyang Murphy looked at Tang Haixing and said, "Are you planning to change your career to knocking on walls? One hammer for thirty?"

Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Murphy and said nothing. He pressed the hammer model with his hand and turned off the BGM music.

After that, Tang Haixing raised the hammer and said, "This hammer is the hammer of honesty and the trophy of this team building. Only I can lift it!"

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Then Pang Xiaobai suddenly ran over and snatched the "Hammer of Honesty" from Tang Haixing's hand.

After raising it four or five times, Pang Xiaobai was silent for a moment, then pointed at the hat with "00" on Tang Haixing's head and said loudly: "Doesn't this count as him lying? That's too much!"

Tang Haixing looked at the angry Pang Xiaobai calmly: "That's because you can only lift the body of this hammer, but you can't lift the soul of this hammer, so you still can't lift this hammer of honesty!

"

"Oh my god!" Pang Xiaobai held his forehead and fell down, completely defeated.

"Soul, you are a hammer!" Hu Qiang couldn't help but said, "Tang Haixing, don't have any achievements, just talk proudly. The competition is not over yet, we still don't know who will win!"

Tang Haixing put his hands in his pockets, frowned and sighed: "Well, I still appreciate your spirit of never giving up. I sincerely hope that by the end of the game, you won't lose too much to me, that will make me feel

, I feel a little bit sorry."

Jin Ruoyu gritted his teeth and looked at Tang Haixing: "You are a salesperson. I don't believe it. When you promote the company's products, you have never lied?"

Tang Haixing continued to put his hands in his pockets, and immediately said loudly and confidently: "The excellent me is matched with the excellent craftsman of all beasts. Everyone rushes to buy it before it is too late, so why do you lie?"

Jin Ruoyu also raised his forehead and lowered his head, defeated again.

Sha Lele blinked and asked Tang Haixing directly: "Teacher Tang, how do you manage to be so honest? Do you have any secrets?"

Tang Haixing smiled slightly: "This is all because I adhere to a healthy lifestyle every day.

When you get up, read the chairman's autobiography aloud to encourage yourself.

After entering the company, kiss the pillars in the lobby to remind yourself that you must support all beasts and make all beasts your home!

After I get home from get off work, I dance a prayer dance for all the animals, so that I can end this wonderful day."

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned and didn't know what to say.

At this moment, Pang Xiaobai, who had just gotten up from the ground, narrowed his eyes and said: "Humph, I don't believe you are leaking!

Question, how big is the hidden folder in your computer? What is its name? What is there? Answer quickly!"

Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, and then said with a serious face: "About ten G, the name is 'Haixing's first time'!"

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up and they were obviously very interested.

But then, Tang Haixing said with an affectionate face: "It records my first time walking, my first time winning an award, my first perfect score..."

"That's enough!" Hu Qiang, who was no longer interested, waved his hand, "Stop talking, that's it."

Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes and shook his head, seemingly speechless.

Su Kejie suddenly said: "Tang Haixing, which part of your body do you admire most?"

Tang Haixing immediately replied: "I admire my wise brain, handsome face, well-developed limbs, strong body, flowing hair, and excellent DNA most!"

"Okay!" Hu Qiang said calmly, "What part of your body do you dislike the most?"

Tang Haixing immediately replied: "Of course it's my cut nails and shaved beard. They had to leave my body because they were not perfect!"

Hu Qiang shook his head, speechless again for Tang Haixing's narcissism.

Ouyang Murphy suddenly asked: "How do you evaluate your boss, Lao Hu?"

Tang Haixing said: "A good man, an old employee who is loyal to all beasts and is of little use. Of course, he is also the eighth candidate for the old steward of my future empire."

Hu Qiang sneered: "You are really narcissistic and arrogant to the extreme, and you talk a lot."

Suddenly, Hu Qiang stood up fiercely: "Wait, I have it!"

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang smiled slightly and said to Tang Haixing: "Please tell me the shortcomings of the chairman!"

Upon hearing this, Jin Ruoyu reacted first and patted the table with a smile.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then he also reacted: "What a wonderful question from Manager Hu!"

Then, Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes and said to Tang Haixing, who was frowning: "If you say that the chairman has no shortcomings, then you are lying, because no one is perfect!"

"But!" Su Kejie answered immediately, "The chairman is perfect in your mind. How can a perfect person have shortcomings?"

"This question is too vicious!" Shalele exclaimed, "No matter how you answer it, it's all wrong. What should I do?"

Tang Haixing frowned, and then said with a troubled face: "My father has shortcomings, that is, his autobiography is too short, and I can't read it at all!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was completely defeated.
Chapter completed!