Chapter 259 Let’s join forces, brothers!

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 259 Let’s join forces, brothers!

After Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie ran out of the 2D mezzanine where the emergency department was located and went straight upstairs, they finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally escaped!" Pang Xiaobai walked away scared.

"Manager Hu worked too hard. In order not to lose, he increased the numbers above our heads. He even asked me about my cheating in elementary school. If this continues, I will probably even ask about whether I wet the bed in kindergarten."

"Yes, Manager Hu is so despicable." Su Kejie also said as he walked.

"Just because he used the excuse that we were late and saw that we were easy to bully, he made things difficult for us in various ways, but we didn't dare to resist.

Fortunately, you were quick and diverted your hatred in time, allowing Manager Hu to shift his mind to Murphy, and even pretended that Lanny was calling.

If this continues, I, no, we both estimate that the number above our heads will soon exceed that of Manager Hu.

By then, I will probably have to choose between you and me as a liar."

"What's the fake call? It's really a call from Mr. Lanny." Pang Xiaobai said, "He really asked us to go to the meeting, but he only asked us to go in half an hour."

"Really?" Su Kejie frowned.

"Why did you lie to me?" Pang Xiaobai asked.

"That's fine." Su Kejie said, "It's better to have a meeting with Mr. Lanny and me and you just have some back and forth, rather than being unilaterally exported by Manager Hu."

When Pang Xiaobai heard this, he immediately stopped and said to Su Kejie solemnly:

"Ajie, I see it this way, the situation is so serious now, let's stop hurting each other.

If we continue to undermine each other, something will happen sooner or later.

As far as the current situation is concerned, although we can't win, as long as we form a team to defend and cover each other, at least we won't lose.

And as long as you don't lose, you don't need to wear the hat of a liar.

So, join forces, brothers!

Let’s fight this fucking game together!”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai also extended his friendly right hand.

Su Kejie nodded and decisively shook hands with Pang Xiaobai: "You're right, unity is strength. In extraordinary times, we still need to form groups to help each other, brother!"

Pang Xiaobai nodded solemnly, his expression quite serious.

At this moment, the familiar sound of high heels clicking came.

Pang Xiaobai turned around and found Jin Ruoyu walking over with an expressionless face.

Jin Ruoyu walked up to the two of them and suddenly raised a hammer, startling them.

"Come on, do me a favor. Use this hammer to hit your forehead twice. I won't be able to get rid of that ruthless hand!"

Su Kejie said quickly: "Ruoyu, what's wrong with you? What happened? No matter how big the problem is, you can't hurt yourself?"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you are really upset, how about I give Ajie a few blows to calm you down?"

Su Kejie immediately narrowed his eyes and stared at Pang Xiaobai.

"No, you misunderstood." Jin Ruoyu said with a sad face, "Well, I don't want to harm myself, I just want to break this hat so that the number will not increase.

If you lose the game then, you will have to wear the hat of a liar for three days starting from tomorrow, what a joke."

Pang Xiaobai sighed: "Ruoyu, the most important thing in life is to be happy, and don't think about these unhappy things.

Come on, let me tell you a joke and have fun."

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie, rolled his eyes and said, "That's right, Ajie has organized a group called the Singles Longevity Club."

Su Kejie immediately said nervously: "There's nothing to say, it's just an ordinary health group discussing how to maintain health."

Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "Ruoyu, do you know that the people in this single longevity club are all hard-working single overtime dogs. People who join this group only do one thing every day, which is to greet each other in the group at eight o'clock in the morning.

, isn’t it funny to see if anyone dies suddenly at home?”

"Hehehehe." Jin Ruoyu immediately covered his mouth and laughed.

However, seeing Su Kejie's angry look, Jin Ruoyu immediately blinked and forcibly put away his smile.

Su Kejie glared at the proud Pang Xiaobai, turned to Jin Ruoyu, who had regained his elegant appearance and said:

"Ruoyu, when he said that, I suddenly remembered a joke.

Xiaobai, do you still remember why you cried last time?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "When did I cry? It happened when I was a child, I don't remember it for a long time!"

There was a ding sound, and the number above Pang Xiaobai's head increased by one.

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "Last Wednesday you were scolded by the marketing director and hid in the toilet crying; last Friday you took a taxi home at midnight and cried in the taxi; half a month ago you spilled instant noodles and hid in your room

Cry, remember, you crybaby!"

Pang Xiaobai immediately retorted: "I wasn't crying!"

Ding! Plus one!

Pang Xiaobai frowned, then smiled slightly at Jin Ruoyu and said, "I'm just venting my emotions."

Jin Ruoyu blinked and smiled dryly: "Oh, in this world, adults can collapse in an instant. It's understandable."

Ding! Plus one!

As soon as Jin Ruoyu heard the hat on his head ring, his professional smile immediately froze. After rolling his eyes, he lowered his head slightly, looking very speechless and fed up. He was obviously very shocked.

Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes, then turned to look at Su Kejie, and asked maliciously: "Ajie, do you still remember what birthday wish you made last year?"

Su Kejie glared at the malicious Pang Xiaobai: "My wish is that everyone is happy!"

Ding! Plus one!

Su Kejie was stunned and continued: "I hope for world peace!"

Ding! Plus one!

Seeing this, the corners of Pang Xiaobai's mouth curved up, and he said coyly: "Isn't it right? How do I remember that your birthday wish that time was to have a girlfriend and end your single life?"

"You!" Su Kejie directly broke through the defense, pointed at Pang Xiaobai angrily and said, "Xiaobai, do you dare to tell me what is the longest record of you not taking a shower?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Just say it, I take a shower every day!"

Ding! Plus one!

As soon as he heard the hat on his head ringing, Pang Xiaobai became anxious and immediately pointed at Su Kejie and said: "Shut up! Don't say it!"

Su Kejie sneered, turned to Jin Ruoyu and said: "There was one time when Pang Yueguang was unemployed and at home. He didn't take a shower for a whole month. His face and neck were two colors. Then he went to the bathhouse and washed a pool of black water! Hmph!"

Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes angrily and clenched his fists: "Ajie, you forced me!"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai turned his head, opened his eyes, and said to Jin Ruoyu: "Ruoyu, do you know what was the most intimate contact between Su Kejie and a girl?

It's like this. Once Su Kejie tripped and fell, he pinned a girl under him, and was rewarded with more than 20 big mouths in a row! "

"You!" Su Kejie was furious, "Pang Yueguang, you have gone too far!"

"It was you who went too far first!" Pang Xiaobai retorted angrily.

"Okay, okay!" Seeing that the smell of gunpowder between the two was getting stronger and stronger, Jin Ruoyu quickly smoothed things over and said, "That's almost enough. It's not interesting to hear too many embarrassing things between colleagues. No matter how much you hear, it won't make sense.

So happy."

There was a ding sound, and the number on the hat on Jin Ruoyu's head increased by one, indicating that she was lying.

Upon hearing this voice, Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath and stamped his foot: "I'm so angry! I really want to kill myself!"

After saying that, Jin Ruoyu stamped his feet again, picked up the hammer and left quickly, leaving only Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie who were still cross-eyeing each other.

As soon as Jin Ruoyu left, Su Kejie immediately said with a livid face: "Pang Yueguang! Because of your shamelessness, I declare that our United Front will be disbanded on the spot!"

Pang Xiaobai crossed his arms with disdain: "Oh! I'm so scared to lose such a good partner like you!"

Ding! Plus one!

As soon as he heard the sound of the hat on his head, Pang Xiaobai took a deep breath, and then said to Su Kejie with a smile:

"Ajie, do you still remember your white toothbrush? I used it to clean the bowl!"

Having said this, Pang Xiaobai still shook his head and pointed at the hat on his head.

It means that if the hat didn't ring, I was telling the truth.

When Su Kejie heard this, he immediately retorted: "Remember that black blanket you covered me with? I used it to mop the floor!"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie also pointed to the hat on his head, meaning that my hat didn't ring either, and what I said is true!

Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened angrily: "You're so cruel!"

Su Kejie immediately stared back: "Both each other!"

"Huh!" They both turned their heads at the same time.

After that, the two people went their separate ways without paying any attention to the other.

Even if they continue to meet in the same conference room later.

At this point, a newly established united front suddenly collapsed.
Chapter completed!