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Chapter 265 Can bend and stretch, this is a good boy!(1/2)

Chapter 265: Being able to bend and stretch, this is what a great boy is!

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 265: Being able to bend and stretch, this is what a great boy is!

As soon as the off-duty time came, everyone in the emergency department did not leave immediately. Instead, they collectively went to the conference room upstairs for a meeting.

However, after everyone came to the conference room one after another, they found that Ouyang Murphy had not arrived immediately. After asking, they found out that she had not left, but there was still some code to be written, and she was still typing code in the emergency department. She had to finish the code before she could finish it.

go to a meeting.

Ever since, everyone was waiting quietly in the conference room for Ouyang Murphy.

After all, there is no doubt about the importance of Ouyang Murphy, and everyone here does not want to offend her.

After waiting for about fifteen minutes, Ouyang Murphy came to the conference room.

After Ouyang Murphy arrived, he looked at everyone first and found that everyone was playing with their mobile phones and in a daze. They all looked listless and bored, so he stopped saying hello and sat silently on the chair at the edge.

Sit down.

When Ouyang Murphy sat down, Hu Qiang put down his mobile phone and was about to speak. Tang Haixing picked up a hammer first and knocked on the table.

After knocking on the table, Tang Haixing said with a smile: "Everyone, it's a meeting, so cheer up!"

Immediately afterwards, Deputy Manager Tang Haixing said in a style: "This meeting is mainly to summarize today's team building activities. Due to the special nature of this activity, I still hope that everyone will tell the truth and not increase the number of lies.

."

Having said this, Tang Haixing turned his head and looked at the number "211" above his head. It was obviously Jin Ruoyu who had the highest number among the people present.

Seemingly noticing that Tang Haixing was staring at him deliberately, Jin Ruoyu, who had been in a daze, was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously turned his head to the side.

"Ahem!" Hu Qiang, who was sitting in the chairman's seat with "121" on his head, suddenly cleared his throat, "Since everyone is here, let's have a quick chat..."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly stopped and then changed his words: "Okay, let's have a summary meeting. Of course, I don't know how long this meeting will last. The specific time depends on how enthusiastic everyone is to speak.

, how much nonsense there is, and whether they can reach a consensus."

"Very good!" Tang Haixing immediately answered, "Comrades, Manager Hu has taken a good lead. We must all speak enthusiastically!"

Having said this, Tang Haixing stared at Jin Ruoyu again, obviously asking Jin Ruoyu, who had the highest number above his head, to say a few words.

Jin Ruoyu looked at Tang Haixing, blinked, then turned his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said:

“First of all, I would like to thank Manager Hu!

If he hadn't been suddenly called to report to work by Lisa before leaving get off work, he would have been the person who lied the most in this event."

Upon hearing this, everyone felt strange. They looked at the "211" above Jin Ruoyu's head, and then looked at the "121" above Hu Qiang's head.

Seeing this, everyone frowned, because Jin Ruoyu's 211 was obviously more than Hu Qiang's 121, so why did she say that Manager Hu was the one who lied the most?

Realizing that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang nodded calmly: "Secretary Jin is right."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang tore off the sticky note with "1" written on it and turned it into a "2".

Suddenly, the number on Hu Qiang's hat changed to "221", which was suddenly more than Jin Ruoyu's "211".

But just when everyone started to take a breath and realize, Hu Qiang stretched out his hand again and tore off the note with the word "2", directly turning it into the word "3".

Seeing this, everyone took a breath again and was even more surprised.

Especially Ouyang Murphy, after being stunned, his eyes suddenly narrowed, as if he had thought of something.

Hu Qiang smiled dryly: "Actually, I just didn't want to scare everyone."

Ding, add one to the number above your head and it becomes 322.

Upon hearing this voice, Hu Qiang sighed and lowered his head: "Okay, I don't want to explain anymore, I love you."

Jin Ruoyu said seriously at this time: "Well, I think it is indeed wrong to lie, but in the workplace, sometimes in order to better achieve work goals, can't you tell even a moderate amount of white lies?"

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang with a serious face: "I don't think so!"

"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded quickly, "Secretary Jin is right, lying is not good, but in the adult world, it is impossible not to tell any lies.

Especially in the workplace, the right amount of lies is a better lubricant, and the right amount of lying can make work more efficient.

So, of course, malicious lies must be eliminated, but white lies are still allowed to exist, don’t you think so?"

After asking this question, he found that no one answered him. Hu Qiang frowned, and then smiled and said: "Well, who else wants to speak, it doesn't matter, just say it to your heart's content, speak freely."

"Hmph!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly crossed his arms and said coldly, "After this day's experience, my biggest feeling is that I will be more honest when I speak in the future, so that you won't have to endure it and give in, but the other party will think you are a fool!

"

Su Kejie also followed: "After this day's experience, my biggest gain is that I will be more straightforward in my speech in the future, so that I can save myself from scolding someone for a long time, and the other person will not know that you are scolding him!"

After Su Kejie said this, everyone was speechless for a moment.

After all, the smell of gunpowder between Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai can be smelled across the table.

At this moment, Tang Haixing suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Very good, Ajie and Xiaobai have summarized it very well. Next... Lele, what about you?"

Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Well, this is the first time I have experienced since I started working, and it is also the most special unity. Thank you everyone. Through this team building, I have learned a lot and gained a lot.

,hehehe!”

"Not bad!" Tang Haixing smiled and nodded, "Lele's summary is also very good."

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing turned his head again and looked directly at Ouyang Murphy, who had been playing with his mobile phone with his head down.

Realizing that Tang Haixing was looking at him, Ouyang Murphy turned his head, rolled his eyes at her and said, "What are you looking at? I'm just a programmer, I'm quite biased!"

Ding, the number above your head plus one!

Upon hearing this voice, Ouyang Murphy frowned, and then continued: "If you have to say it, my opinion is, never bring cheating players into competitions in the future, it will destroy the balance too much!"

"Yeah!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing and nodded.

But soon, they noticed that they were in sync with each other, and immediately hummed at the same time, each turned their head and looked away.

Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, then raised his chest and smiled slightly: "Very good, it seems that everyone has gained something from this team building activity. This shows that this is a successful team building, positive team building, and good results."

Meaningful team building!”

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned to look at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, I suggest that we should issue an experience report on the Duplicity Hat as soon as possible, and then submit it to the superiors, so that the group can mass-produce this Duplicity Hat, and let this Duplicity Hat

, fully rolled out within the group, what do you think?"

Hu Qiang frowned: "Mass production? Fully rolled out? Are you kidding? This thing was tested among a few of us for a day, and everyone became like this. If it is really fully rolled out within the group,

If everyone puts one on his head, all the beasts will turn into a sea of ​​fire in an instant!"

"Yes, yes!" Jin Ruoyu said quickly, "This kind of duplicity is obviously anti-human. I think it's better to put it away quickly. Just treat it as if you have never seen it before, let alone submit any experience report.

If it is really spread out, it will only make the boss happy, and we will not be happy at all."

"That's right!" Su Kejie nodded and agreed, "The boss can not wear hats and only let his subordinates wear hats. In this way...ah, I shudder."

"Yes, yes!" Pang Xiaobai also nodded, "This hat cannot be promoted, otherwise a big accident will happen! By then, we will not have a good life!"

Tang Haixing nodded: "Well, since you all agree that the seal is not true, then I will obey the majority and follow your wishes.

However, if you are willing to admit defeat, according to the rules, the person who lies the most often..."

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned to look at Hu Qiang.

Others also turned to look at Hu Qiang.

Ouyang Murphy, in particular, was even more energetic and stopped playing with his cell phone. He turned around, looked at Hu Qiang and smiled.

Hu Qiang looked at everyone, and then said: "Okay, I won this time, no, I lost. I am willing to wear the hat of a liar for three days.

But, as for this hat, I only wear it when I am in the Ministry of Emergency Affairs, and I don’t need to wear it when I leave the Ministry of Emergency Affairs. You must know this first."

Upon hearing this, Tang Haixing immediately frowned: "Can it still be like this? Isn't this different from what was said at the beginning?"

"This is the supplementary clause I agreed with Murphy." Hu Qiang turned to look at Ouyang Murphy, "Isn't that right, Murphy?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Yes, this is the consensus I reached with Lao Hu, but this consensus can only represent me personally, and does not represent the meaning of others!

So, if you all don’t agree that Lao Hu only wears the hat of a liar in the Ministry of Public Security, then the minority must still obey the majority, right?”

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang knew what Ouyang Murphy had planned.

Fortunately, Hu Qiang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he has long thought that she would be like this.

As a result, Hu Qiang immediately looked at Jin Ruoyu and was about to speak, but suddenly shut up.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang reached out and took off the duplicity hat on his head.

After taking off the hat, Hu Qiang subconsciously exhaled and then said happily: "Ah, after taking off this thing, it is really refreshing. I don't have to worry about it anymore."

After saying that, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu, smiled slightly and said:

"Secretary Jin, do you remember that after Murphy helped you adjust the numbers on your hat, you ran out screaming, and then I called Murphy into the office alone?

At that time, I was discussing with Murphy the supplementary terms for wearing the liar hat.

And what I do is actually all for you!"

"Ah?" Jin Ruoyu was stunned, "For the sake of uh?"
To be continued...
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