Chapter 319 Do the task, don't be fooled(1/2)
Chapter 319 Just do the mission, don’t be embarrassed
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 319 Just do the mission, don’t be embarrassed
As soon as they saw that the poisonous snake was about to be dismissed from get out of class, everyone immediately became anxious and began to offer words to persuade him to stay.
But judging from the venomous snake, it didn't seem like it wanted to stay any longer.
Seeing that the venomous snake was about to disappear, Hu Qiang quickly picked up his cell phone and shouted: "Wait! I want to increase the clock!"
After saying that, Hu Qiang tapped his cell phone.
Immediately afterwards, a ding-dong sound was heard from the venomous snake, and then a synthetic voice followed: "9999 yuan has been credited to your account."
Hearing this voice, Venomous Snake paused in his movement to stand up and leave, blinked, and sat down in the chair again.
After sighing softly, the poisonous snake said earnestly: "This, you need to learn to create opinions and cooperate with the reading experience optimized for the mobile phone screen. This is the second trick of the farmer's three punches, gain without thinking!"
Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang quickly whispered to his subordinates: "Come on, come on, here comes the key point, everyone should remember it! This is 9999 useful information!"
Hearing what Hu Qiang said, everyone was taking notes together. Even Ouyang Murphy, who didn't bring pen and paper at the beginning, was no exception. He also started to take out his mobile phone and use the notepad in his mobile phone to take notes.
Venomous Snake continued: "After catching the reader's eyeballs, the second step is to catch the reader's mind.
Readers are very lazy. They have ready-made opinions and don’t want to waste their brains to think about it.”
"Understood in seconds!" Pang Xiaobai raised an exclamation mark and said excitedly, "First give readers an unexpected point of view to attract them, and then discuss this point of view!"
Hu Qiang's eyes lit up and he also raised an exclamation point, "I learned it! A more comfortable reading experience can make readers more sympathetic to your point of view!"
"Excellent information!" Tang Haixing also raised an exclamation point, "Readers get a special point of view without using their brains at all, and everyone is happy!"
The poisonous snake nodded: "Yes, if this continues and the cycle continues, readers will become more and more aware of you, look forward to you more and more, and rely on you more and more!"
Hu Qiang nodded: "Another three-in-one comparison, gorgeous!"
Tang Haixing was the first to cheer and applaud, and Jin Ruoyu, Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie, and of course Hu Qiang also applauded.
At the scene, only Ouyang Murphy and Sha Lele, who were still taking notes seriously, did not applaud.
Amidst the applause, Venomous Snake raised his hand and looked at his watch, and then said to everyone: "It's almost time, or today..."
"Wait!" Hu Qiang quickly took out his mobile phone, "Don't worry, I want to add time!"
Soon, with a ding-dong sound, an electronic voice came out again: "9999 yuan has been credited to your account."
Hearing this voice, Venomous Snake froze for a moment, then frowned: "Okay, let's talk a little more."
As soon as he finished speaking, Pang Xiaobai immediately asked: "Teacher Du, what is the third move of the farmer's three punches, the mind-absorbing technique?"
The poisonous snake said calmly: "The heart-absorbing method, as the name suggests, is to attract the reader's heart!
Keep your eyes glued and your brains gripped, the purpose of all this is for the reader's heart!
We create content with sincerity in exchange for readers’ sincere support, and then let readers feel our warmth and wisdom in this troubled world.”
"Isn't this just brainwashing?" Shalele said suddenly.
As soon as Sha Lele said this, the scene immediately fell silent, and everyone looked at Sha Lele.
Even the poisonous snake, which had been keeping calm and playing with its paralyzed face, also looked at Shalele and frowned slightly.
After a while, Pang Xiaobai said: "Lele, this is different, how can it be brainwashing? We convince people with reason and reason!"
"That's right!" Hu Qiang followed, "As long as our starting point is good, the content is advanced, and so on, and the form is stylized, then it's not brainwashing, it's washing, and it's soul cleansing!"
Ouyang Murphy glanced sideways at Hu Qiang and curled his lips in an incomprehensible manner.
Venomous Snake smiled slightly at this time: "The little girl's question just now was very profound, and your answers were also very insightful.
The opposite of small truths is fallacy.
It is contrary to the great truth..."
Having said this, the venomous snake stopped again and remained motionless.
Ouyang Murphy immediately said calmly: "Change!"
The poisonous snake then continued: "This is the great truth."
Immediately afterwards, the Venomous Snake said: "Actually, your views are all correct. You can't say who is right and who is wrong.
The farmer's three punches are a kind of technology. Technology is neutral and innocent. So whether there is any problem depends on whether the person who uses it is good or bad, whether it is to brainwash people or to brainwash people.
Be inspiring.”
Having said this, Venomous Snake sighed and looked at his watch again: "Okay, today's class will be..."
"No!" Hu Qiang quickly picked up the phone and said, "Teacher, add the clock!"
As soon as Hu Qiang clicked on his phone, there was a ding-dong sound, and then an electronic voice: "9 yuan has been credited to your account."
Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Hu Qiang. Hu Qiang blinked: "I really have no money. I only have so much in my card."
Hearing what Hu Qiang said, Tang Haixing, Jin Ruoyu, Pang Xiaobai and other addicts all showed disappointed expressions.
Hu Qiang looked guilty on the surface, but in fact he was thinking in his heart: If you have the guts, you should also contribute money. How can it be done if I am asked to do it alone? If it were not for the task, I would not spend this unjust money.
Even though this poisonous snake lecture is really good.
Well, the reason why Hu Qiang was willing to spend money to work extra hours twice in a row today was not because Lisa gave him training funds, but because the system came with a task before.
The moment Hu Qiang stepped into the conference room, he was given a system task, which was to learn all of the farmer's three punches in the next hour.
The reward for completing the task is still 30,000 yuan, plus an advanced P-picture skill.
Therefore, it is precisely because of this system task that Hu Qiang is willing to spend money to work extra hours.
Otherwise, no matter how much Hu Qiang liked Mr. Venomous Snake's lectures, he would not have spent more than 20,000 just to listen for a few more minutes.
He is not stupid. The money spent is his own, but everyone is attending the class. Even if he makes results, it belongs to everyone and the leader, which means he is the only one who loses.
Of course, after actually attending the extra-hour course, Hu Qiang did feel that he had benefited a lot, but he was a small citizen after all, and he always felt that 20,000 yuan was more valuable than the gains from attending the course.
However, if there are system tasks, it will be different.
However, the rewards for system tasks are only a small amount, only 30,000 yuan, and the skills rewarded are also very useless, they are P-picture skills.
He is a department manager, not a photo retoucher, so what does it matter no matter how good he is in photo editing?
No matter how good Hu Qiang's photo editing skills were, he would not take Su Kejie's job, not because of anything else, but because the photo editing work is too tiring, and the most important thing is to be careful, so there is no way to be lazy.
Therefore, he felt that if he paid 9999 twice in a row, it was enough, but if he added more than 9999, it would not be enough, and he could not trade at a loss.
Of course, you still have to maintain your posture, and you can’t let everyone think that you’re not trying your best.
Therefore, the card that Hu Qiang used to make money was a small savings card that he bundled, with more than 20,000 points in it, which he usually used for daily pocket money.
As for the real big head, of course it’s not in this card.
In fact, Hu Qiang doesn’t have much cash on hand right now.
As early as when he got his first 500,000 yuan, he transferred a large-denomination certificate of deposit worth 500,000 yuan, and the rest was used for daily consumption and emergency funds.
Therefore, purely in terms of working capital, Hu Qiang did not have much on hand at this time. He was truly a working family.
However, in a while, wages will be paid again. At that time, the perfect attendance bonus for the system's perfect attendance master will also be sent out together. After preliminary calculation, there will be more than 400,000, and probably less than 500,000 will be paid. Then
But just, oh ho ho ho!
Just when Hu Qiang lowered his head and said nothing, making it clear that he no longer had the money to renew the subscription, and everyone was disappointed, the poisonous snake suddenly sighed.
"Well, seeing that you are so enthusiastic about studying and don't have the budget to take extra classes, why don't you just write an article for me?"
Upon hearing this, Tang Haixing, Jin Ruoyu, Pang Xiaobai and others immediately raised their heads and looked at the poisonous snake in surprise.
Venomous Snake continued: "Write an article for me. Firstly, it will bring theory to practice. Secondly, it can offset the class fee. What do you think?"
Upon hearing the words of the poisonous snake, Ouyang Murphy curled his lips subconsciously, and Hu Qiang also frowned and raised his head.
On the contrary, Pang Xiaobai clenched his fists with excitement, looked at the poisonous snake with gleaming eyes and said, "Really? That's simply... such an honor!"
"Yes, that's great!" Tang Haixing clenched his hands into fists with excitement on his face, "I am very lucky to be able to listen to your teachings again and help you write articles!"
Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai and Tang Haixing, then at Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele, who had equally happy faces, and immediately frowned.
"Manager Hu, what do you want us to do?" Pang Xiaobai urged, "Hurry up and agree!"
Hu Qiang looked at the excited Pang Xiaobai again, blinked, immediately put on a professional smile, turned to the poisonous snake and said with a smile: "Teacher Poison, your suggestion is very good, I want to do it too."
, It’s just that when we write an article, it’s inappropriate to sign it with your name.”
Then, Hu Qiang waved his hand and said: "Don't get me wrong, I just think that we are all beginners, and we are afraid that if the article is not written well, your reputation will be tarnished."
Venomous Snake smiled faintly: "My writing team has thirty or forty people. As good as you are, do you really think I am the only one in Venomous Snake?"
"What?" Pang Xiaobai asked in surprise, "Thirty or forty people each wrote the manuscript?"
The poisonous snake nodded calmly.
Pang Xiaobai said with admiration: "Wow, thirty or forty people wrote different manuscripts together, and the style actually looks like it was written by one person!"
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai immediately raised three exclamation points: "It's really amazing!!!"
To be continued...