Chapter 334 Hu, you are such a pervert! Pure!(1/2)
Chapter 334 Lao Hu, you are such a pervert! Pure!
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 334 Lao Hu, you are such a pervert! Pure!
It was another new Monday. Hu Qiang was awakened by the dazzling sunlight outside the window, then he turned over with his pillow in his arms and continued to sleep.
Soon, Hu Qiang suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed the cell phone beside the pillow.
But when I looked at my phone, I found that it had been turned off because it was out of battery.
After being stunned for a moment, Hu Qiang quickly jumped up, hurried to the living room, and looked at the clock in the living room.
"Damn it, it's nine forty?"
When he saw this, Hu Qiang was startled. He hurried back to put on his clothes. Then he didn't even brush his teeth or wash his face. He didn't even have time to poop or eat, so he hurried out the door.
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There is no way. Although I am definitely late for work at this time, it is better to be late than to be absent from work.
It’s not that I’m afraid that the company will deduct money, but that I’m afraid of being punished by the system’s perfect attendance master.
As for the task of perfect attendance master, since it has been two months, it has been upgraded again.
Starting from this month, the perfect attendance award has a reward of 300,000 yuan, and there are two days of leave per month, and two late arrivals and early departures are allowed.
Specifically, if you are absent from work for two days during a month's work period, the perfect attendance bonus will still be issued. However, if the attendance exceeds two days, the perfect attendance bonus will be lost.
In addition, late arrival and early departure are also allowed twice a month, but the late arrival and early departure time cannot exceed one hour, and there is a penalty.
In other words, if you are late for less than one hour, you will be considered late and will be fined 10,000 yuan. However, if you are late for more than one hour, you will be considered absent from work and ask for leave.
The same goes for leaving early. If you leave early within an hour before getting off work, you will only be deducted 10,000 yuan. If you leave early more than one hour before getting off work, you will be considered absent from work.
Whether you are late or leave early, it will be counted as being late and leaving early.
For example, if you are late once and leave early once in a month, it counts as two.
If you arrive late and leave early three times within a month, your perfect attendance bonus will be lost.
It's better to be fined 10,000 for being late than to be absent from work once.
After all, no one in this world has something urgent to do, so if he can be late, he won't ask for leave.
Of course, Hu Qiang is not stubborn.
If he rushes to the company at this time, and if it takes more than an hour after arriving at the company, that is, after ten o'clock, then he will definitely not punch in and just ask for a day off.
If it's not past ten o'clock, he will clock in and be considered late.
Although there is a deduction for being late and no deduction for asking for leave, asking for leave is also very valuable. As long as you are not a fool, you would rather be late than ask for leave easily.
"It's really terrible!" Hu Qiang, who hurriedly got into a taxi, complained while combing his hair, "I shouldn't be a good person!"
Yes, Hu Qiang's lateness this time was purely caused by himself.
The reason, of course, is because of Chris and her parents.
Originally, on Saturday, he went with Chrissy to meet her parents, pretending to be Chrissy's boyfriend.
As a result, it was discovered not long after the meeting.
After finding out, Hu Qiang thought that nothing would happen and he could leave. Who knew that Chrissy's parents were very enthusiastic about him and said that their daughter had troubled him and insisted on having a meal together.
Hu Qiang felt that since the misunderstanding was resolved, it would be okay to have a meal together, so we should treat them as acquaintances and make friends.
But when they had lunch together, Chrissy's parents said that they finally came to Shanghai and wanted to have a good tour, but they didn't know much about Shanghai, so they hoped that Hu Qiang would take them around with Chrissy.
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Hu Qiang wanted to shirk it, but Chris suddenly answered the phone and said that the leader had something to do with her, so he left them and ran away.
Chris suddenly ran away. Hu Qiang couldn't bear it when he saw the old couple with sad expressions on their faces, so he agreed to be their tour guide and accompany them to explore Shanghai.
Then Hu Qiang took the old couple around, some of which were recommended by Hu Qiang, but most of them were Chris's parents who wanted to go somewhere and said they were unfamiliar with it, so they asked Hu Qiang to accompany them.
In fact, there were several times when Hu Qiang wanted to leave, but every time he stopped talking, Chrissy's mother started to cover one side of her head and screamed in pain. Hu Qiang couldn't bear it and had to give it to her.
Give it a massage.
After the massage was done, Chrissy's mother began to complain to Hu Qiang with a grimace, saying that having a daughter was no different and that the old couple was so lonely and so on. They acted as if Hu Qiang ignored them and it was a heinous crime.
How should I put it? In fact, Hu Qiang is really a good person at heart. In other words, whether in his previous life or in this life, he has been taught to respect the elderly and love the young since he was a child.
So, it’s fine if he hasn’t met them. But when he meets Chris’s parents, it’s hard for him to just let them go.
Even if these two old men were not actually related to him, in theory he could ignore them.
To put it bluntly, Hu Qiang is still kind-hearted. This is something deep in his heart and it is difficult to change easily.
No matter how much he looks down on those Virgin bitches and White Lotus on the Internet, it is really difficult for him to ignore the sadness of the old man.
So Hu Qiang said to himself that this was also to build a good relationship with his colleagues, so he continued to accompany Chrissy's parents everywhere.
Perhaps it was due to a relaxation or change in mentality, but when Hu Qiang actually played with the two old people, he felt that it would be good to play with the two old people.
Because this pair of old men and old ladies spoke well and had very similar views to Hu Qiang. They quoted scriptures at every turn, and Hu Qiang had to look them up on his mobile phone to find out many of the things they said.
In short, Hu Qiang gradually discovered that playing with these two old people was quite good and quite rewarding.
Anyway, he seems to like playing with old people, which is really strange.
It didn't matter. Not only did I spend the whole afternoon on Saturday afternoon, I even took the two old people to a suburban B&B and stayed together all night in the evening.
That night, the three of them gathered around the campfire. Hu Qiang played the guitar, Chris's father played the accordion, and Chris's mother sang. The three of them had a great time playing together.
On Sunday, the three of them started their travel trip again, and even went to Zhujiajiao Ancient Town and rowed on Dianshan Lake.
They went to many places that even Hu Qiang himself had never been to, no matter in his previous life or in his previous life. However, this time it was thanks to the blessing of the two old people that they had a good time traveling together.
After playing for a long time, we ended up playing for another day. By the time Hu Qiang and the two old people said goodbye and went home, it was already past twelve o'clock in the evening, and he had drunk a lot of wine.
Maybe it was because he was too tired from playing and his biological clock was out of whack, so Hu Qiang got up late the next day.
So, the more fun you have while playing, the more late you will have when you wake up the next day.
"Oh, I'm just too nice and don't know how to refuse. I need to change this problem!"
"But it's strange. I didn't seem to like playing with old men and women in my previous life. Why do I still feel quite excited about playing with old people this time?"
"Is it still a problem with the body's memory residue? Did this predecessor like to play with old men and old ladies?"
Fortunately, there is not much time for these doubts. After all, the Ode to Joy community is not too far from the Ten Thousand Beasts Group.
In addition, it was already past the morning rush hour and the road was relatively smooth, so we quickly arrived at the Ten Thousand Beasts Building.
Then, Hu Qiang hurriedly got out of the car, hurriedly returned to the Ten Thousand Beasts Group, and hurriedly rushed into the Emergency Ministry.
Fortunately, it was only 9:55 when Hu Qiang came to the Forced Affairs Department, so he was only considered late, not absenteeism.
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After punching in, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, but he did not go directly to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs. Instead, he turned around and left.
Well, he needs to go to the toilet, so he needs to take a bath first and then wash up.
I've been holding it in all this time.
After Hu Qiang went to the toilet to solve the problem and washed himself, he returned to the emergency department.
When he came to the rolling shutter door, Hu Qiang cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, and walked into the rolling shutter door pretending to be indifferent.
Originally, Hu Qiang wanted to just go in quietly and return to the manager's office quietly.
Who would have known that as soon as he came in, Shalele would see him.
"Good morning, Manager Hu!" Sha Lele took the initiative to greet Hu Qiang with a smile.
Hu Qiang was stunned, smiled and was about to speak when Ouyang Murphy next to him said coldly: "It's still early, it's almost half past ten."
Then, Ouyang Murphy tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang and said: "Old Hu, I didn't expect you to be here today! Haha, not bad, not bad, welcome to join the late arrival and early departure club, welcome!"
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy also applauded.
Hu Qiang couldn't help but turn around and said: "Don't make trouble, no one has anything to do. Being late once in a while is nothing."
"Oh." Jin Ruo said with a silly smile, "Manager Hu, it's rare that you are late. Did you go crazy on weekends? By the way, you went to Ada to play? Let me tell you."
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips: "Old Hu is so boring. He won't go out to play during his vacation. He probably just stayed at home and slept in. Then he played on his phone and watched videos, which messed up his biological clock and overslept."
Pang Xiaobai was stunned, raised his head and said, "Murphy, I feel like you are caring about me."
Ouyang Murphy laughed: "It still has connotations, you are all the same, hum!"
After saying that, Ouyang Murphy put on his headphones again and started typing on the keyboard.
Hu Qiang shook his head: "Okay, stop talking, work hard, every day."
After saying that, Hu Qiang entered the manager's office, closed the door, came to his desk, and started making wolfberry tea.
After making the wolfberry tea, he took a few sips. Then, Hu Qiang put down the tea cup and began to do Tai Chi slowly.
Well, this is what he learned from Chrissy’s father yesterday. It is said that it can strengthen the body and prolong life.
To be continued...