After Lanifu sat down on the chair on the side, Su Kejie quickly took a luminous desk lamp and placed it on the table in front of Lanifu.

Immediately afterwards, with Lannifu's puzzled look on his face, Pang Xiaobai picked up a family-friendly hood and put it on the glowing desk lamp.

After doing this, everyone looked at it together, and then Hu Qiang couldn't help but said: "That is to say, you want to change the hood into a lampshade? Isn't it too ordinary?"

Pang Xiaobai quickly said: "No, this is not an ordinary lamp, we call it - the workplace life-extending lamp!"

Su Kejie answered: "It's also called the contactless layoff light!"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "As we all know, layoffs are a very painful process.

For those who are about to be laid off, the road to the human resources department is the longest road.

Regarding human resources, there are many tricks on how to deal with those who have been laid off!

And this light can make the process of layoffs quick and painless!”

"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "Every employee has such a lamp on their desk. It is beautiful and practical. As long as it is on, it means that the years are peaceful and the work is worry-free.

But once it disappears, it means..."

"You've been laid off!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly pointed at Hu Qiang and shouted.

Hu Qiang frowned: "What if the light breaks? Is there something wrong with the light itself that causes it to go out?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Well said, this is the beauty of this lamp!

Once the light goes out, everyone will subconsciously touch the switch to make sure there is something wrong with the light.

And the switch of this light is equipped with a fingerprint reader!"

Su Kejie immediately answered: "As long as you touch the fingerprint reader, it means that you have known and accepted the reality of being laid off by the company!"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you touch the switch, it means you agree to be laid off!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai smiled: "Here, I would also like to thank Murphy for his technical support."

Hu Qiang was stunned and turned to look at Ouyang Murphy standing behind him.

Ouyang Murphy smiled and gave Hu Qiang a wink, which frightened Hu Qiang and quickly turned his head away from her.

"Then!" Su Kejie said, "As long as you touch the switch, you will receive a formal layoff email. Then, you can use this hood, pack your things and leave."

Pang Xiaobai picked up the hood, turned it upside down and said, "We have tried it. This thing is really easy to pack and is stronger than a cardboard box. The company is so considerate of giving us this thing!"

Hearing this, Hu Qiang looked confused, while Lanny Fu smiled slightly, looked up at Pang Xiaobai and said, "Do you have any other plans?"

Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie both shook their heads.

Lanifu smiled, took a deep breath, and stretched out his hand to Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then immediately handed the hood in his hand to Lanny Fu.

Lanny Fu took the hood, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Johnny, come with me."

After saying that, Lanifu took the hood and went to the manager's office.

Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Ouyang Murphy. Without saying anything, he followed Lanny Fu to the manager's office.

After Hu Qiang entered the manager's office and closed the door.

Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief and returned to their respective jobs.

Ouyang Murphy, on the other hand, originally walked towards his workstation, but suddenly changed his mind and quickly came to the window of the manager's office and began to put his ear to the window, blatantly listening to the wall.

Pang Xiaobai whispered at this time: "Murphy, isn't this bad?"

Ouyang Murphy shot a sharp look at Pang Xiaobai, and Pang Xiaobai immediately lowered his head and said nothing.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai surrendering, Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and then continued to stick to the door and eavesdrop.

At this time, Hu Qiang from the manager's office said to Lanny Fu in front:

"I'm sorry, Lanni, I didn't expect it to be like this.

In this way, if you give me some more time, I will definitely be able to come up with a better idea.

For example, what do you think about changing the headgear into a mobile power bank?"

"No need." Lanifu turned his back to Hu Qiang, playing with the hood in his hand, and said calmly, "I think this idea of ​​layoff light is a good one."

After turning around, Lanifu continued to look calm:

"Johnny, you can bring this plan to the meeting tomorrow to propose it.

I believe that you will definitely become the first user of this thing by then!"

"Lanny, don't do this," Hu Qiang said.

"Why are you still standing there?" Lannifu said, "Come on, let's try it quickly and see how much stuff this hood can hold."

Having said this, Lannifu walked to the desk and started to take things from the table and throw them into his hood.

Seeing Lanny Fu's attitude, Hu Qiang said:

"Lanny, I didn't say that, this is just a hood stuffed with cotton.

The basics are there and the price is ridiculous. It’s really difficult to come up with any shocking projects.”

"Shocking?" Lanny Fu, who was loading things, stopped, raised his head, and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Would it be your turn to get this shocking big project?" Lannifu suddenly said angrily.

"Johnny, who do you think you are? Huh?"

"Do you really think that becoming the manager of the emergency department means that the company will look at you differently?"

"Every nonsense you say now is one step closer to being fired!"

"No!" Hu Qiang said quickly, "No, Lanni, the time is not up yet. I think I can still save it. I will definitely be able to come up with better ideas."

Lanifu snorted coldly, picked up something from the table again, and threw it into the hood:

"Johnny, you're not young anymore.

Did you know that more than half of the employees in our business group who are over 35 years old have been laid off this year?

You are an old antique who can only stick to the wall, has no skills at all, and cannot bring any value to the company.

Do you really think that you are still like a young person and can be willful?

Do you know why you were transferred here to be the manager?

Do you really think I value you?

This is the last chance the company gives you!

Do you really think that the first three managers left on their own?

No? You can’t really be that naive, can you?”

Hu Qiang frowned:

"So, the first three managers were all forced out? You, you, also want to use this method to force me out?"

Lanifu smiled coldly and did not answer the question. Instead, he continued:

"Johnny, I remember asking you a question before, and now I'll ask you again, what is the spirit of our beasts?"

Hu Qiang said: "Small screw, big achievement?"

"Wrong!" Lanny shouted loudly, "It's survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest!"

Speaking of this, Lanifu picked up something from the table and threw it into his hood.

"Johnny! If you still want to stay in the company, you have to prove your worth!"

"But you are like this, I am really disappointed!"

Speaking of this, Lannifu frowned: "What words are behind it? I was so confused by you that I forgot about it."

Hu Qiang was stunned and quickly said: "Well, it should be, maybe you really aren't ready yet."

"Yes!" Lannifu said quickly.

"Maybe you really aren't ready yet.

But there are many employees in the company who are younger than you and cheaper than you!

If I were in charge of personnel, I would be the first to lay off you!

You are different from me.

I……"

"Lanny!" Hu Qiang suddenly said, "It's now time. Let's just skip those clichés and just talk about the key points, right?"

Lanny Fu was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and nodded: "Okay, okay, you want the key points, right? I'll give you the key points!"

Next, Lannifu said fiercely while continuing to put things into the hood:

"Johnny, if you get fired, like you are, where are you going to find a job?

Where else would they want you?
To be continued...