Author: Tang Juyi

"Manager Hu, your typing speed is okay, but your accuracy is too poor, especially the error rate of Internet memes. If you quarrel like this, you will be laughed at!"

Upon hearing what Tang Haixing said, Hu Qiang, who was practicing typing to criticize people, frowned, looked at the words on the screen and said: "The accuracy rate is too poor? The error rate is too high? Where did I type wrong? I'm sore, I'm tired

, I’m in too much trouble, isn’t everything going well? What’s the problem?”

"There are too many mistakes." Tang Haixing pointed to one section and said, "For example, here, you have such a loud tone, and you are wrong here."

Hu Qiang looked at it and asked with confusion: "What's wrong?"

Tang Haixing shook his head: "It should be, you are such a big dog!"

"Ah? Doggy?" Hu Qiang looked confused, "What do you mean?"

Tang Haixing explained: "Although they both mean a loud tone, dog-likeness also has an additional layer of meaning to describe the other person as being a dog and talking nonsense."

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing pointed to another paragraph and said: "There is also this, do you have any clue? I also wrote it wrong."

Hu Qiang blinked: "Then do you have a pig?"

"That's right, you're getting started!" Tang Haixing smiled slightly, "Zhu and Xu look very similar, but when written as pig, it looks more ridiculing and can play a more sarcastic role!"

"No." Shalele nodded, "This one, which one? Which two countries in the world have square flags?"

"Yes, yes, there is only one more of you, how can we lose?" Ma Wen said, "It was Dabai who attacked others, and it was you."

Arms looked dull: "It's over. The cute image of the koala in your mind collapsed in an instant!"

Ma Wen looked at the NSDD under the screen and frowned: "Even if your English is excellent, you still have problems with Chinese Pinyin. So what's wrong?"

You thought that the painful and slow pain was finally over, but you discovered a new problem."

Upon hearing that, Ma Wen stopped and frowned: "Is that just a bunch of words? It doesn't make any sense?"

Shalele said: "What about this and that? How to freeze a transparent ice cube? All you need is..."

As a result, as soon as he retreated from the pipe room, he saw Su Kejie sitting on the ground like a puddle of mud, with a look of love and affection on his face.

"Worry." Sha Lele said calmly, "That's the real Dabai, a serious Dabai.

They said that the koala is the worst animal?"

Speaking of which, Arms took out his big notebook and read to it: "For example, the shelf life of bottled water is actually..."

After saying that, Lu Yuunda shouted angrily, and then punched, kicked, and head-butted the sandbag fiercely, generally going crazy.

Arms frowned and raised his eyes: "So, they quickly developed from a simple PK to an all-round competition of knowledge in all aspects? It's so cool, you don't think you have such an opponent, so you can't supervise each other.

Motivate each other!”

Ouyang Murphy followed: "That's wrong. In addition to improving attack power and physical strength, you also need to improve his defense power. As long as his blood drops faster than the opponent's, you will be his sooner or later!"

Su Kejie frowned: "Is it really just like that?"

"Cold and free!" Su Kejie said with his eyes closed, "The ice cubes frozen from tap water are white in the middle. Only cold and white can freeze the transparent ice cubes."

Lu Yunda quickly smiled and comforted: "Teacher Dabai, don't be discouraged. In fact, you and Teacher Ajie just searched online and found a lot of hot knowledge. He can't listen to it and increase his knowledge reserve."

After playing for a while, Ma Wen suddenly frowned and said: "Wait a minute, how is Dabai's practice going? Don't you guys practice indifferently there, I'm just lazy here, right? What if he goes to take a look?"

While Su Kejie was still pounding the sandbags, Ma Wen in the manager's office was also being tortured by Pang Xiaobai's guidance.

"The shelf life of the bottle!" Lu Yuunda suddenly said weakly.

Su Kejie said: "Internal strength is not a person's inner strength, nor is it more than knowledge reserves or cultural heritage."

Once it's over, you are evenly matched, come here and you initiate a new project called "How to Transform the Stingy Structure of Mars", and on that new project, you will fight me to the death!"

"Have Ruoyu and Murphy given up on him?" Sha Lele asked.

Su Kejie laughed warmly: "The truth is always cruel. There are very few things that he thinks may not be the truth of the matter."

"Worry about it, Manager Hu." Lu Yuunda said, "I understand that Murphy and Secretary Jin are not watching, so you are wrong."

Pang Xiaobai, who put his hands behind his back, immediately said: "Then he knows it? That is a classic seventh-dimensional joke. If he even knows that, Bi Hu Qiang will laugh at him if he writes it wrong.

Not yet, he is the abbreviation of younger brother, which is NSDD!"

"No!" Su Kejie said, "You are rich in knowledge because you are stupid and smart by nature, and you have nothing to do with Bi Hu Qiang!"

So, in order to use knowledge to crush that asshole who knows very little hot knowledge, you have opened a new battlefield under Zhihu!"

Ma Wen nodded: "That's right. Without you two here, Dabai, I... you are quite sympathetic to me."

Just when Arms was stunned, Lu Yuunda asked: "Ask them, what is the worst animal?"

After saying that, Lu Yun stopped typing slowly again and did her job well.

Su Kejie nodded and said: "The reason why the koala eats eucalyptus leaves is not because it can't eat them anymore, but because it has outstripped other animals and only eucalyptus leaves can be eaten.

Hu Qiang pouted: "What, isn't it just a joke?"

"That's right, that's right, it's a gyrotron cannon, it's a gyroscopic cannon, it's a cyclotron jet cannon!"

Shalele nodded: "That's it."

Su Kejie said: "Because you have moved to the mobile platform together, we are all new players. Our level is enough. We are in the arena and we have the method to PK. Therefore, you decided to compare your internal strength."

"You're ready! Come on! Come on!

Before he finished sympathizing with Su Kejie, Ma Wen flexed his fingers and said, "Oh no, you're going to end it too!"

"That's okay." Lu Yuunda said, "You guys promised to have eight people with eight hands to crush each other. You and Dabai are both super weak, but he is not the leader. How can that work? Manager Hu, he

You also hope that Dabai will continue to lose, right?"

Arms asked strangely: "Teacher Dabai, how come he knows so little popular knowledge?"

Speaking of that, Lu Yun Da raised his head and looked at Lu Yun Da: "Teacher Dabai, his knowledge is so rich and profound, is it the result of the mutual conflict with Bi Lu Yun?"

"That's right!" Tang Haixing straightened up and said, "This is borrowing words to make fun of you! Although this kind of behavior is not recommended in formal occasions, this time is different."

Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms: "Complex, just chat with him like a special person, and he will listen."

"How to transform the stingy structure of Mars?" Shalele looked at Arms, "Do you think that question cannot be sent to Pang Xiaobai? Sooner or later, I will establish the so-called Ten Thousand Beasts Branch under Mars. I must be right.

That question is of great interest."

"Worse than this?" Shalele frowned, "How can it be worse?"

Suddenly, Lu Yunda stood up directly: "Ajie, Lele, they must take it seriously. Wait until they sort it out before calling you!"

Arms looked at Shalele and asked seriously what it was, but Shalele shook his head and said he knew it too.

"Teacher Ajie?" Arms said loudly to Shalele with a worried look on his face, "Teacher Dabai, will I be fine?"

Only Su Kejie was left alone, banging on the sandbags and swearing rubbish while doing so.

Humiliate you and ravage you as much as you like!

Before he finished shouting, Su Kejie struck the sandbag again with a brutal eight-hit combo.

Realizing that Shalele knew about it, Lu Yuunda simply asked Su Kejie: ​​"Teacher Dabai, what is the most miserable animal?"

"Ah?" Lu Yuunda looked confused, "Koala? The most miserable animal?"

Su Kejie said: "You said you were so hypnotic that you almost fell asleep. You wanted to go out and get confused, so you left."

Ma Wen calmly patted Pang Xiaobai's hand away: "Just say what you want to say, don't touch anyone, he is a girl!"

While Ma Wen continued to practice typing and insulting people under Pang Xiaobai's guidance, Shalele was worried about Dabai, so she went to the pipe room to see Dabai with Lu Yuunda, who had finished searching for information.

"But he is one of you." Pang Xiaobai said, "He thought, if Dabai loses again that time, there is no way to find a scapegoat. As a result, it turns out that it is not Manager Hu who is holding the lead. As a result, he

You must want to see it, right?"

Seeing that situation, Tang Haixing calmly shook his head: "Stamina and retreat have been improved, but if you can only retreat and defend, it's useless. In tomorrow's small battle, if Bi Hu Qiang does a bad job in all aspects,

Be prepared, he can only attack but not defend, it’s very worrying!”

Suddenly, in the middle of speaking, Su Kejie slammed the ground angrily and said with renewed fighting spirit: "He can't say that you, Su Kejie, have a small appetite, but he can definitely say that you are educated!

As soon as he retreated, he saw Su Kejie boxing energetically. It seemed that his physical strength had not improved a little.

"Okay, okay, stop talking!" Ma Wen waved his hand, "You continue to practice your own method."

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yuunda turned around and said: "You can't be sure that Bi Luyun, a big guy, was also devouring all kinds of hot knowledge at that time, just to be able to crush him again in the upcoming confrontation with Riwai.

You, it’s bad to get this kind of slowness that crushes you.”

"Zhihu? New battlefield?" Shale said, "How to fight?"

So, don't worry about me, I'm bad, worse than ever before!"

Su Kejie curled his lips calmly: "Oh, on last year's day of criticism, this antique game finally degenerated into a mobile game, so you old gang players moved to the mobile platform together.

Su Kejie, who was sitting on the ground, took a sip of energy drink first, then leaned on the sandbag and said weakly: "It's worse than this."

Su Kejie nodded: "It doesn't make sense, but how can we improve our defense?"

What's even worse is that the koala's liver has a way of decomposing the toxicity of eucalyptus leaves, so throughout its childhood, it could only survive by eating the poop that its mother pooped out.

"Ah?" Ma Wen was stunned, "Is he Didi? Is he a driver?"
To be continued...