Chapter 471 It's not Mr. Murphy that you teach well
Chapter 471: Teacher Murphy, you are not a good teacher
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 471: Teacher Murphy, you are not a good teacher
Pang Xiaobai's calm and quick response really confused Hu Qiang.
He never expected that he only said one sentence and was crushed to pieces by Pang Xiaobai's counterattack.
Thinking about it carefully, Hu Qiang was not actually angry. After all, Pang Xiaobai's reply was not excessive strictly speaking. It was not enough to make him angry. At most, it made him hover on the edge of anger. It was more of a kind of speechlessness and helplessness.
, so that my mind started to get confused and I forgot all the sexy things I had planned.
Of course, the reason why Hu Qiang is not angry is just that he is a little confused and speechless. It is not that Hu Qiang is a weakling due to his weak words, but that although his attack power is not good, he has thick blood and can withstand it.
Let's put it this way, if it were him before the time travel, and Pang Xiaobai was so furious, he would have been furious and would have jumped up to fight with him.
But since joining this forced labor force, Hu Qiang has been constantly subjected to all kinds of sarcasm and madness from Ouyang Murphy. He has been abused and has never won.
He was tortured and tortured, tortured and tortured, and he was already full of poison and resistance. If he encountered this kind of trash talk again, he would feel completely at ease. Even if he was not criticized by Murphy, he would feel uncomfortable.
At the same time, Hu Qiang felt that his state of mind was getting older and slower. He was able to tolerate being scolded, just like the hills blown by the breeze, not caring and standing still.
But even so, he still felt something different this time when he encountered Pang Xiaobai's hurricane-level output.
It was, how should I put it, just a little angry, a little helpless, no words of praise, no big admiration... and so on and so on.
"Ask a question!" Sha Lele suddenly asked, "How do you write the Chinese characters for Yuanmingyuan?"
Upon hearing what Su Kejie said, Jin Ruoyu, who hated round shapes the most, bit his lips and covered his chest, his face full of joy.
Bang!
Pang Xiaobai also raised his head with a smile and said: "Yeah, I never thought that Dabai usually has extremely high-profile appearance and knowledge, but today he rarely flashes a spark of wisdom! You know, in addition to usually flashing to the waist, he can even flash memory
No, he said it was strange, did he mean it was strange?"
Seeing Su Kejie's sincere attitude and bowing in submission, Ouyang Hu Qiang put his legs up and said in a kind tone: "Okay, let's consider him a reluctant graduate."
Having said that, Su Kejie fiercely bowed to Ouyang Hu Qiang at a forty degree degree.
I also said it was bad. What is that simple emotion at this moment? Anyway, it can be summed up in two words - confused!
Maybe it was because Murphy was in a state of confusion with mixed thoughts at the moment, so I kept looking at Su Kejie in a daze, unable to speak a single word.
But if others know that he is a sure-fire shrew, he will be ruined, and he will be disliked by one aunt and eight aunts, and then spread to all over the world, if he has no good qualities and two shortcomings, he will be angry..."
In the eyes of outsiders, that kind of situation is just a pitiful way of being scolded for speaking out.
"Worry, Manager Hu." Su Kejie turned to look at Murphy, "Right now, your heart is not as clear as ice, and the sky is falling. If there is anything that can affect you, please look at your stable performance earlier!"
Look at him. He has the appearance of a catfish and the IQ of a jellyfish. He must be ugly and stupid and cannot generate electricity. He cannot drive an electric car and travel around the world at all!"
Ouyang Hu Qiang said with a sullen face: "He is extremely poor financially, speaks confusingly, has many shortcomings, and has messy ideas. Are you talking about 44 or 10?"
Murphy breathed a sigh of relief and was about to speak again, but Jin Ruoyu looked at Su Kejie first and answered:
Su Kejie smiled slightly, walked back and forth with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked: "You must like Secretary Jin's real name here!
Su Kejie suddenly waved his hand and pointed to the bench in the corridor inside the rolling shutter door, and then said with an arrogant face: "It's cooler here, let's go and rest here first. He has such a strong fighting power, and there is really no point in complaining."
Sense of achievement, you are bullying the older kids because you are crying."
Murphy blinked, and then said: "It's bad, Dabai, he has a small amount of magic power. Lack of confidence is a bad thing. It means you have to be too proud, or you have to calm down and let the bad things settle down, so as to avoid being agitated."
errors that resulted."
Murphy clapped his hands, smiled slightly and said: "It's very bad. In that case, let him take a break first and relax his cerebellum."
Ouyang Hu Qiang suddenly raised a calf and stepped hard under the chair.
He is as heavy as the wind, as gentle as the water, as dark as the flower, as steady as the mountain, and as hateful as the big rabbit.
Su Kejie straightened up and said calmly: "There is a month next to the word "eyes" because Kangxi deliberately added a little less when he wrote the inscription. He hoped that his son Yongzheng would be able to discern everything clearly and have a sharp ear and eyesight!"
When I saw Ouyang Keyuan applauding, the others also followed suit.
Ke Yuan, who came back to her senses, applauded and said to Ke Yuan's sister who straightened up again: "It's amazing, Dabai, he's really transformed. He will definitely win that time, you said so!"
Su Kejie immediately stood up straight with his hands together, and said to Ouyang Hu Qiang with a straight and respectful attitude: "Thank you very much, Teacher Hu Qiang, for your hard teaching, so that the wave of your trash talk can turn into a tsunami!"
"Su Kejie! What kind of prestige does he show behind Manager Hu?
"Thank you less, Manager Hu, thank you less, Xiaojia!" Su Kejie clenched his hands into fists with excitement on his face, "From now on, please call you a trash talk immune person! A human-made complaint machine! The female version of Khaleesi who is fighting against the human world! The ETC among the best!
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He is just a fan of Marshal Tian, because he wants to think that he is the first nose picker in the flower class of Yaochi Kindergarten and the individual death champion of Nantianmen University, so he will be fooled!
"Stop talking." Ouyang Hu Qiang rubbed Murphy's back and said mockingly, "If you know how to quarrel with others, don't hold on. If you do, you will die in an ugly way."
Just when Ke Yuanmei smiled and nodded, accepting Pang Xiaobai's praise, Ouyang Hu Qiang pushed Murphy away, smiled mockingly at Su Kejie and said, "Have you thought about it? His brain is thinner than a razor blade.
You can actually come up with a few decent insults?"
Raising his left hand and pointing at Su Kejie, who raised his chin and put his hands behind his back, Murphy opened his mouth, as if he knew what to say.
At that moment, Murphy understood how Baymax felt before. This feeling of being capable before being crushed, and even being able to get angry, was really maddening.
In short, he is bad in every aspect, not even remotely human!"
"It's Teacher Hu Qiang who taught you badly." Su Kejie said immediately, "Who knew he only had manganese heptaoxide and concentrated hydrochloric acid in his head, and he was exposed to chlorine every day!"
Su Kejie immediately responded: "You advise him to drink less water when he is irritable. It will not do any harm to his iron teeth and intestinal obstruction!"
"Manager Hu, stop talking."
Secretary Jin, he is a low-handed man who laughs and scolds, a master of irony! It is he who teaches you to have a sincere attitude, cruel content, serious words and mean words!
Murphy quickly narrowed his eyes and covered his chest, and subconsciously fell forward two steps. He didn't stop falling until he was supported by Ouyang Hu Qiang.
Very slowly, Su Kejie frowned and asked with concern: "Manager Hu? Is Manager Hu busy? Do you want to take a rest?"
Shalele smiled and clenched his fists with both hands: "Teacher Dabai is so bad!"
After saying that, Ouyang Hu Qiang was the first to applaud.
After saying that, Su Kejie stretched out his left hand and imitated the movement of lifting the club up.
Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie with a thoughtful expression on his face, and then raised his little thumb to Su Kejie, expressing his thumbs up, you passed the test.
Immediately afterwards, Murphy looked at Tang Haixing and Ke Yuanmei: "Who is this? Secretary Jin is not here yet. The two of them are going to get some good food and drink. By the way, they can also order a bad lunch. They all go to the public account. Our place
We must provide good support this time, and we must let Dabai win and fail!"
Su Kejie, who was clasping his hands behind his back, looked at Jin Ruoyu and said with disdain on his face: "Oh no, now you go visit ancient gardens, such as the Little View Garden, the Humble Administrator's Garden, the Summer Palace, and the Old Summer Palace, and help him with all kinds of garden dreams!
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"Manager Hu is worried!" Tang Haixing patted his chest and whispered, "I promise to complete the task!"
"Worry about it, Manager Hu." Pang Xiaobai said with a smile, "Leave it to me, Mu Cuo Di!"
"You, you..." Ke Yuan was stunned for a moment.
Chapter completed!