529 Zhang Yida! Look, Your Money Is Lost!
After listening to Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Lu Ziqiao, then shook his head in confusion.
Just kidding, of course he knows Lu Ziqiao, after all, he is the number one sea king in the iPartment.
But the problem is that Hu Qiang is no longer the same person as he was at the beginning.
At the beginning, not long after he woke up, he was still a little hungover. He suddenly came to a strange environment and wore strange clothes. He was still in a trance and not quite awake.
stage.
In addition, Hu Qiang had the experience of traveling through time before, so he subconsciously suspected that he had traveled through time again. This is normal.
It happened that at that time, he felt both the urge to urinate and the urge to poop. On the way to find the toilet, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian, Chen Meijia and other people from the love apartment. In shock, of course he would subconsciously say the wrong thing and shout out someone's name.
name.
This is actually a very normal behavior. If another person was in that situation, his performance might not be much better than Hu Qiang's.
But it's different now.
After such a long period of precipitation, although Hu Qiang's hangover has not been completely eliminated, he has figured out a lot of things.
At least he no longer had the same dark eyes as before and fell into self-doubt about traveling through time again.
Now that he knows that he has not traveled through time again and has not become Zhang Wei, he naturally knows how to perform.
"I'm sorry." Hu Qiang frowned and said to Lu Ziqiao, "I don't know you."
"Isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao frowned and said in surprise, "Pao'er, you don't even know me anymore? Have you forgotten the days when we went to the bar to ride horses together? I even served as your wingman and helped you pick up girls!
Have you forgotten all this?"
Hu Qiang pursed his lips, and then suddenly smiled: "Of course I haven't forgotten it."
"That's it." Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly relaxed, and he looked at Hu Yifei with a stern expression, "Look, I know that he can forget everyone, but he can't forget me. This is brotherhood!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang continued to smile and said to Lu Ziqiao: "Sorry, what, I mean, of course I have not forgotten my past, nor have I lost my memory.
But I really don’t know you, I really don’t know who you are.
Also, I’m not called Paoer, and I’ve never had sex with you or let you act as a wingman.
Let’s put it this way, I am not the Zhang Wei you say at all, we are not the same person at all.”
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then looked at Hu Qiang in astonishment and said, "Zhang Wei, this is a big joke. You really don't know me?"
"I really don't know you." Hu Qiang shook his head and said seriously, "Sir, let me say it again, I don't know you. You really have the wrong person!"
Qin Yumo suddenly stood up at this time, pointed at the ground behind Hu Qiang and shouted: "Zhang Yida! Look, your money has dropped!"
Hu Qiang was stunned and did not look back. Instead, he looked at Qin Yumo and curled his lips helplessly:
"Madam, what are you doing here again?
What Zhang Yida? Why did I lose my money? How long has it been? Is it still interesting to play this?
Let me say it again, my name is Hu Qiang, not Zhang Yida! And I never take money with me when I go out!
What age is it? Nowadays, everyone pays by scanning a QR code or swiping a card or swiping your face. Who still has money on them?"
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, frowning thoughtfully: "If you don't fall for this, is he really not Zhang Wei?"
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, "Of course I am not Zhang Wei! Also, who can be deceived by such a childish method? Don't use it to embarrass yourself in the future."
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: "What did you say? You said I was embarrassed?"
"Otherwise?" Hu Qiang imitated Ouyang Murphy. The old god looked at her sideways and said in a contemptuous tone, "Do you want me to say that this trick of yours that didn't work more than ten years ago is very clever? Come on, you are so smart
It’s an insult to my intelligence!”
"you you……"
After a few clicks, Qin Yumo suddenly turned to look at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, he is not Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei is not that smart!"
Hu Yifei frowned and stared at Hu Qiang, shaking her head slightly: "It's hard to say, it's too early to draw a conclusion now. After all, Zhang Wei is different from before, let alone Zhang Wei now."
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei pointed to her temple, obviously telling Qin Yumo that Zhang Wei was mentally ill at the moment and could not be compared with the normal Zhang Wei.
Upon hearing what Hu Yifei said and seeing Hu Yifei's actions, Hu Qiang was immediately made angry and laughed.
After laughing, Hu Qiang exhaled, and then faced Hu Yifei, who was obviously the leader, and said seriously:
"I'll say it again, I'm not Zhang Wei, no!
I beg you, you are all such adults, can you do things more reliably?
Even if I look similar to Zhang Wei, we are not the same person. Is it really difficult to tell them apart?
I’m obviously not him, okay?”
"How do you prove that you are not Zhang Wei?" Hu Yifei asked, folding her arms.
Hu Qiang said: "This is easy to say. My mobile phone, my ID card, and my work permit can all prove it."
Hu Yifei nodded: "What about your mobile phone, ID card and work permit? Let me take a look."
Hu Qiang was stunned, lowered his head, frowned, and pinched his forehead with his hand.
The reason for this is that Hu Qiang used this method to relieve the headache caused by hangover, while giving himself a chance to breathe, and took the opportunity to run his brain rapidly, forcing himself to calm down, so that he could come up with a good idea as soon as possible and deal with the current situation.
embarrassment.
After all, he can't produce his mobile phone or ID right now.
At the same time, Hu Qiang was still lamenting in his heart:
"Oh, I used to be very happy when I saw you, but why do I have to take so much trouble when talking to you?
Sure enough, the opposite of comedy is tragedy!
Sad, so sad!
I just went to have a meal and pretended to be cool, why did I encounter such a crappy thing?
Why am I so unlucky!
Even the love apartment is here, this world is so magical!
No, I can't follow their lead!
If this continues, sooner or later they will lead you into a ditch!
That's right, I can't be passively beaten, I have to counterattack!"
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head sharply, looked in the direction of the curry sauce, and smiled at her: "Little girl, what do you call me?"
Curry Sauce blinked: "Lawyer Zhang, have you forgotten? My name is Scarlett, but it's not a nice name. You usually call me Curry Sauce."
Hu Qiang frowned: "Shi... forget it, no matter what.
Well, it’s like this. When I go out, if I wear a jacket, I always put my phone and wallet in the jacket pocket of the jacket.
The left inner pocket holds your wallet, and the right inner pocket holds your mobile phone for easy access.
I have my ID card, work ID card and credit card in my wallet. As long as I see my ID card, everything will be clear.
The same goes for my mobile phone. It contains my electronic driver's license and electronic social security card. You can tell if I am Zhang Wei at a glance!
But the problem is, when I woke up, I found that my wallet and mobile phone were gone, and your clothes were washed last night.
So, where are my wallet and cell phone? Where did you put them?
Don't tell me that you don't check your pockets before doing laundry."
Curry Sauce blinked, then covered his mouth fiercely: "Oh my god, I, I really forgot to check my pockets when I was doing laundry last night!"
"you you……"
Hu Qiang pointed at you with the curry sauce for a few times, then lowered his head and patted his head. Then he put down his hand and said to her speechlessly: "Ms. Shi, you... I... Oh my God, forget it, forget it.
I'm unlucky! Just consider me unlucky!"
After taking two more deep breaths, Hu Qiang said to Curry Sauce again: "What, even if the mobile phone and suit are damaged by washing, wallets and ID cards are generally not damaged by washing. Please go and check my pockets.
Look at my ID card."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment and did not act immediately. Instead, she turned to look at Hu Yifei.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang also turned to look at Hu Yifei and said with a serious face: "Don't you have to say that I am Zhang Wei?
Now it’s easy, just pick my pockets and see the ID card in my wallet, and everything will be revealed!”
Hu Yifei looked at Hu Qiang thoughtfully, and then nodded to the curry sauce: "Go and have a look."
Curry Sauce nodded, and then quickly ran to the balcony to dry the clothes.
Chapter completed!