035 You have kidney deficiency, and your whole family has kidney deficiency!(1/2)
Believe it or not, this is already the case. It can only be difficult to get off if you are riding a tiger, no, it is difficult to get off if you are carrying a tiger on your back.
As a result, Hu Qiang had no choice but to leave the iron bridge with Ouyang Murphy, who was inexplicably excited, and then decisively put her down and never carried her again.
In order to prevent Ouyang Murphy from continuing to rely on him, Hu Qiang had no choice but to use the "weakness method" again. He sat on the roadside and sighed and gasped, saying that he was too tired, could not carry his back, and could not even walk.
Ask Ouyang Murphy to take a taxi immediately.
In this regard, Ouyang Murphy did not force him except to ridicule Hu Qiang for being too weak and needing more exercise.
Finally, the taxi ordered by Ouyang Murphy arrived.
So Ouyang Murphy and Hu Qiang got into the car, with Ouyang Murphy still in the passenger seat and Hu Qiang in the back seat.
Sure enough, Ouyang Murphy did not let Hu Qiang go home, but asked the master to send him and Hu Qiang to a night market.
After arriving here, Ouyang Murphy took Hu Qiang and came to a barbecue food stall with ease. As soon as he arrived, he ordered a lot of barbecue with the boss. He was a regular customer at first sight.
"Is it too much?" Hu Qiang said in surprise when he saw the amount Ouyang Murphy ordered, "There are only two of us. You ordered more than a hundred skewers. Can you finish it?"
"Why can't you finish it?" Ouyang Murphy said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, I can finish it. If you can't finish it, you can take it away."
Upon hearing what Ouyang Murphy said, Hu Qiang stopped saying anything.
Soon, the skewers arrived.
"Come, come, let's eat skewers of grilled sausages. It's very nourishing, especially for a frail old guy like you!" Ouyang Murphy smiled and presented a skewer of grilled sausages.
Frowning, he took a bunch of grilled sausages handed over by Ouyang Murphy. Looking at the pile of red chili powder on it, Hu Qiang frowned again: "Murphy, eating so greasy at night is not good for your health, and
There are too many peppers!”
"What are you afraid of? It just needs to be oily and spicy enough to be enjoyable!" Ouyang Murphy, after finishing a bunch of grilled sausages, chewed his lips and said to the boss, "Boss, two bottles of beer, ice cold!"
"No, thank you!" Hu Qiang said quickly.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Ouyang Murphy was dissatisfied, "Beer goes with barbecue. The more you live, the more flavorful you are. Eating barbecue without beer is the soul of wood!"
"You can pull it off!" Hu Qiang said, "It's true that beer with barbecue is easy to get gout. Don't think that you will be fine if you are young. The younger you are, the more careful you are. Otherwise, when you get to my age, you will
I'm just sick all over."
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips disdainfully: "If you don't enjoy it while you are young, then I will feel uncomfortable!"
Then, Ouyang Murphy raised his hand: "Boss, give me four bottles of ice cream..."
"Don't!" Hu Qiang quickly stood up and grabbed Ouyang Murphy's raised hand.
But soon, Hu Qiang quickly let go and raised his hands: "No, I didn't mean it!"
Ouyang Murphy silently retracted his hand, tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang: "In other words, you must not let me drink beer?"
"Yeah!" Hu Qiang nodded, "It's not good to drink beer cold at night, especially in such a cold weather. I, I do it for your own good."
Ouyang Murphy sighed: "I'm really convinced by you, what about Mr. Bai? It's too uncomfortable to eat meat without drinking alcohol!"
Hu Qiang frowned: "Then, drink less."
Ouyang Murphy ordered two bottles of Erguotou, and then filled a cup for himself and Hu Qiang.
After pouring the wine, Ouyang Murphy picked up his glass of white wine: "Here, let's have a drink first! Go and get rid of the cold!"
Hu Qiang had no choice but to pick up his glass of white wine and have a drink with Ouyang Murphy.
"Cheers!" Ouyang Murphy raised his head and drank the glass after clinking it.
After finishing the drink, Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Why don't you drink? Come on, let's have a deep feeling. Drink quickly! Are you still a man?"
Ouyang Murphy said so. In desperation, Hu Qiang had no choice but to drink up the glass of white wine in one gulp, and then he frowned because it was so spicy.
Well, although Hu Qiang was a Northeastern silver man in his previous life, he usually pays great attention to health and really doesn't drink alcohol.
Not all Northeast Bankers drink and eat meat all day long.
"Come on, come on, have another drink!" Ouyang Murphy poured another drink for Hu Qiang.
"Okay, okay." Hu Qiang said quickly, "Stop drinking, that's enough."
"That won't work!" Ouyang Murphy said, "At least three drinks! Otherwise, I won't give you face! Besides, drinking can cure the cold!"
"Okay, just three drinks!" Hu Qiang said, "No more! Drinking too much wine is very harmful to the body!"
"It belongs to mother-in-law." Ouyang Murphy picked up the wine glass and slammed the table, "Here, cheers!"
In this way, Hu Qiang was forced to drink three glasses of wine with Ouyang Murphy.
After that, Ouyang Murphy continued to drink, but Hu Qiang stopped him with all his strength.
There is no way, everything Ouyang Murphy orders is super spicy, abnormally spicy.
Even Hu Qiang, who has been from the Northeast in his past and present lives, can't stand it.
To be honest, he just realized now that if you want to say you can eat spicy food, you are still a southerner.
After finally finishing three glasses of wine, Hu Qiang refused to drink anything, and he also refused to let Murphy drink.
Even though Murphy tried to kick him, Hu Qiang refused.
"I can't eat without drinking!" Ouyang Murphy frowned.
Hu Qiang thought for a while: "This, please wait a moment!"
After saying that, Hu Qiang ran away quickly.
"Hey, where are you going?" Ouyang Murphy shouted, "You don't know how to escape the bill, do you?"
"No!" Hu Qiang said as he ran, "I still have my clothes on you, just wait for me!"
Soon, Hu Qiang ran away.
Ouyang Murphy was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly, subconsciously touched the clothes on his body that originally belonged to Hu Qiang, and subconsciously rubbed his face against them.
But soon, Ouyang Murphy was stunned and quickly threw off his clothes.
But after three seconds, Ouyang Murphy put on Hu Qiang's coat again.
"Tch, mother-in-law's old guy!"
After five minutes, Hu Qiang ran back again, still holding two buckets of yogurt.
"Yogurt?" Ouyang Murphy was stunned, "You ran out for a long time just to buy this?"
"Yeah!" Hu Qiang nodded and put down the yogurt.
"I'll teach you a lesson: BBQ with yogurt, the more you eat it, the more delicious it will be.
Drinking yogurt when eating barbecue can help digestion and relieve spiciness and greasiness. It is definitely the best companion for eating barbecue, much better than beer.
The food you ordered is too spicy. I really can't stand it. Drinking this can relieve it.
Healthy eating is the way to stay healthy!”
Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "You are so good, I don't even know how to say good to you. You are indeed a middle-aged and elderly person who pays attention to health!"
Hu Qiang opened the cap of the yogurt bottle with a smile and poured a cup of yogurt for everyone: "Here, cheers!"
Ouyang Murphy shook his head with disgust and reluctantly picked up the cup: "I'm afraid of you, come on, do it!"
After drinking the yogurt, Ouyang Murphy picked up a bunch of lamb kidneys and poked it at Hu Qiang's mouth: "Here, eat a bunch of lamb kidneys! Tonify the kidneys!"
Hu Qiang looked disgusted: "Auntie... isn't sheep kidney just sheep kidney? It's so dirty, and it also nourishes the kidneys. I think it's poisoning."
"What do you know?" Ouyang Murphy said, "This is a good thing, the shape complements the shape! Is there a song you haven't heard?"
Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy raised his hands while holding the lamb kidneys and twisted them around:
"Sheep kidneys are good, sheep kidneys are wonderful, sheep kidneys can repair the wounds you have suffered!"
"What kind of crappy song is this?" Hu Qiang frowned, "I've never heard of it before. You couldn't have made it up, right?"
"How is that possible? This song is very famous!"
Having said this, Ouyang Murphy happily handed over the lamb kidney again: "Come on, eat it. This thing is most suitable for a man with kidney deficiency like you."
Hu Qiang immediately became anxious: "You just have kidney deficiency, your whole family has kidney deficiency!"
"You don't have kidney deficiency, but why do you gasp for breath after shouting twice and taking two steps?"
"That's what I am...that is, can that be the same?"
"Do you want to eat or not?"
"Don't eat!"
"Really don't want to eat?"
"I won't eat it!"
"Then I'm going to scream, there's a man here with kidney deficiency and he's not good enough, but he still doesn't admit it!"
"Wait!" Hu Qiang waved his hand righteously, "I'll eat it!"
"That's so good!" Ouyang Murphy happily handed over a bunch of lamb kidneys again, "It's so satisfying to eat it in big mouthfuls!"
Hu Qiang took the skewer of roasted lamb kidneys and frowned: "Murphy, how about we..."
To be continued...