577 He's Nobody, He's Just a Stuntman!
Yes, it was Xiao Hei who appeared at the gate at this time.
It's just that this little black guy at this time is no longer the one wearing Bruce Lee's version of the yellow sportswear. He frowns and wipes his nose when nothing happens. He also says "I'll hit you" and yells "Aga" at random. He looks very...
A grumpy guy.
Instead, he was wearing a Chinese tunic suit, with a 46-point haircut, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked elegant and even a little melancholy.
"Isn't it?" Tang Haixing was the first to react and said, "Secretary Jin, wasn't he knocked down by you? How could it be... I understand. It seems that your palm skills have deteriorated recently. Is it normal?
Are you neglecting your cultivation?"
Jin Ruoyu looked at the bespectacled Xiao Hei and frowned: "Impossible! He just hit him with a fatal blow, and it hit the vital point twice! Under normal circumstances, he would not be able to recover so quickly, unless he is not a man!
"
"And he still has time to change his clothes and even change his hairstyle?" Pang Xiaobai said from the side, "Isn't this too fast?"
"Teachers!" Shalele frowned, "Is it possible that he is not the person in yellow clothes before, but another face-bumping monster?"
"It's possible!" Su Kejie said from the side, "There are already so many face-shaking monsters, it wouldn't be surprising if there is one more."
Just as everyone in the Pressure Department was watching the glasses version of Xiao Hei complaining, Xiao Hei wearing glasses smiled slightly, walked gently to everyone in the Pressure Department and said: "That's right, the person who was knocked down by you in a sneak attack before was not
I am my brother."
"Brother?" Jin Ruoyu frowned, "Are you twins?"
"No, they are septuplets!" Chen Meijia suddenly said, "They have seven brothers, and they all look exactly the same!"
"Septuplets?" Tang Haixing opened his mouth wide, "How is this possible?"
Pang Xiaobai curled his lips: "What's impossible about this? Murphy has two, you Tang Haixing also has two. No matter how many septuplets there are, what's impossible about it?"
Jin Ruoyu asked: "Then, what about the one wearing yellow clothes at the door just now?"
Xiaohei in the Chinese tunic suit smiled faintly: "Ah, you said he, he was already carried to the hospital by my other brothers while you were distracted in the discussion."
Just when Jin Ruoyu was a little surprised and embarrassed, Xiao Hei in Chinese tunic suit adjusted his glasses: "Madam, you don't have to be embarrassed. My brother is not good at academics and prefers to do things with his hands rather than his brain. Once, he suffered a disaster.
It’s also the right thing to do, you don’t have to worry or be sad,”
Jin Ruoyu frowned and asked, "So, who are you?"
Xiao Hei in Mao suit raised his head and sighed: "I am a cloud in the sky, I will only appear by your side occasionally.
If I show up, you don't have to be surprised, let alone be happy.
Because you and I meet here, it's just a fateful meeting that happened suddenly.
You have your story and I have my responsibility.
Even now we know each other.
We may not know each other next time."
Hearing what the other party said, Jin Ruoyu was stunned. Tang Haixing next to him frowned and said, "Is this... Xu Zhimo?"
"I understand!" Zhao Haitang suddenly pointed at him and said, "You are a writing guy!"
Xiao Hei in the Chinese tunic suit smiled slightly at Zhao Haitang, then squinted his eyes and nodded: "Of course!"
"Okay, stop making trouble!" Hu Yifei suddenly waved her hand.
After that, Hu Yifei looked at the writing type black guy and said: "It doesn't matter what kind of black guy you are, I ask you, what do you mean by what you just said? What do you mean he is not Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei?"
Writing-type Xiao Hei put one hand behind his back and the other on his belly, and said with a faint smile: "Literally."
"Stop being so vain with me!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "Let me ask you, if he is not Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei? Then who is he?"
The writing type Xiao Hei looked up at the sky again and sighed softly: "Yes, who is he? Is it Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei? This is a question worth thinking about!"
"It's over!" Zhao Haitang said subconsciously, "It's become Shakespeare's bad again!"
Tang Haixing also nodded subconsciously.
But soon, both of them realized something, looked at each other, and then snorted at the same time and turned their heads away, not looking at each other.
Hu Yifei took a deep breath, then squinted her eyes, clenched her fists, and after making the sound of kaba kaba popping beans, she smiled coldly and said:
"Xiao Hei, I'm very unhappy now. If you talk to me like this again, hehe, do you want to try the enhanced version of Bounce that has a maximum rage bonus?"
As soon as he heard this, he was stroking his belly with one hand and looking up at the dark clouds. Xiao Hei, who was completely stretched out in his Chinese tunic suit, immediately folded his hands in front of his belly, nodded to Hu Yifei seriously and said: "No need! You
Whatever you want to ask, I will definitely answer it!"
Hu Yifei breathed out, then pointed at Hu Qiang and asked: "As before, who is he?"
The serious Xiao Hei in Chinese tunic suit quickly said seriously: "This issue is a bit complicated. From a professional point of view, he is not Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei, but he can also be Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei.
Whether it’s Hu Qiang or Zhang Wei, it all depends on which angle you look at it, just like Schrödinger’s cat…”
"Shut up!" Hu Yifei yelled, "To put it simply, the simplest kind, hurry up!"
Xiao Hei in the Chinese tunic suit nodded solemnly, and then continued to say seriously: "To put it simply, he is nobody, he is just a stuntman! The kind that is used to temporarily save the scene!
Of course, it’s not quite accurate to call a stuntman. From a professional and professional perspective, this is called a stuntman!”
"Top baker?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly widened his eyes and said with surprise, "Wait a minute, I know this!"
"Ziqiao?" Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao, "Do you know this?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded solemnly: "Yes, I know the profession of baker, because I have encountered it before."
"You?" Hu Yifei frowned, "Have you ever encountered it?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded again and said: "The top baker is a special profession that we usually can't see or find.
But once someone gets tempted and wants to leave their stage, give up their responsibilities, and affect the order of the entire time and space, then the top master will come out to maintain the peace of time and space, ah no, maintain the order of time and space, maintain the balance of time and space, and avoid the occurrence of
Unpredictable chaos!”
After hearing Lu Ziqiao's explanation, Hu Yifei blinked, then frowned and said, "What the hell is all this?"
"I know you don't understand." Lu Ziqiao shook her head, "I didn't understand it at the time, but I figured it out later. To put it simply, it's..."
"Stop!" Hu Yifei waved her hand, "Stop talking!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Yifei looked at the writing type Xiaohei: "Explain, what is a special top bag master! I'm warning you, don't use those messy tricks to fool me, tell me in a simple way!"
Having said this, Hu Yifei clenched her fists again and made the sound of popping beans again.
The writing type Xiao Hei looked at Hu Yifei's fist, and then looked at Hu Yifei's gloomy face. He smiled cutely, folded his hands in front of his belly and said: "To put it simply, after the demolition of the love apartment, there are many questions about the love apartment.
This drama, even if it was finished early due to some force majeure.
However, because there are many people who miss you in the love apartment and don’t want your story to end abruptly, so I hope to continue to see your future life and stories.
But as for the next plot, although there are also scenes between Hu Yifei and Lu Ziqiao, to be honest, because you have both gained beautiful love, your merits have been completed. Under such circumstances, the conflicts between you have become less.
So you are already in the past tense and have become a supporting role.
Therefore, in the subsequent scenes, the protagonists became Zhang Wei and Dali.
After all, they are the most popular, and Zhang Wei is the only old man in the love apartment who has not been successful in love so far, and he is also the character that everyone is most unhappy with.
Next is the story of Zhao Haitang and Curry Jiangdi. Their love story can be regarded as a supplementary plot to the great CP, and they can be regarded as secondary protagonists.
Originally, according to my script, the next story should be about Zhang Wei and n women..."
"I know!" Zhao Haitang said suddenly, "Zhu Yida's nth spring?"
The writing type Xiao Hei smiled and nodded: "Yes, it seems you have a really good memory."
"Don't interrupt!" Hu Yifei glared at Zhao Haitang, and then said to the writing-type gangster, "Keep talking!"
The writing type Xiao Hei then continued: "This, according to the normal plot in my script, the next part should mainly focus on Dali after returning to China. After facing Dali's remote training, his career has improved and his luck has improved.
At the beginning, when her boyfriend Zhang Wei became a hot commodity in the matchmaking market, how to protect her love with Zhang Wei and how to protect the fruits of her victory.
And in the process of Dali defending his victory, both parties experienced many hardships, misunderstandings and incidents, which further strengthened their feelings for each other and grew step by step, making Dali, who was still in a state of ignorance about feelings, truly understand what
It's love, what is true love.
Coupled with the supporting characters like you, it perfectly fits the purpose of having your best friend by your side and your favorite lover across from you!"
Speaking of this, the writer-type Xiao Hei sighed and said: "And as everyone knows, the group of people chasing your love apartment are mostly those born in the 1980s and 1990s. Until now, most of these people are still with you.
Same, in their thirties or forties, and most of them are married and starting a business.
There are also some people born in the 1980s and 1990s who are still single, but the stories they want to see are different from those of you back then.
For example, among those single men who are already in their fourth year, who wouldn’t want to have a post-2000 virgin girlfriend like Dali, who is beautiful, capable, has a high IQ, is versatile in all aspects, and is loyal to him?
Even a single woman who has already entered her fourth year of marriage also likes this kind of love with an age difference. After all, if you think about it the other way around, it can be the fourth sister and a little puppy."
Therefore, the love between Dali and Zhang Wei is what everyone expects. For this drama, everyone is here for them.
As for Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce, it is a love story between a funny second-generation rich man and a silly sweet girl. Of course, it is for the new generation of post-00s young people. This is to make some necessary supplements.
As a supporting role, you are just some memory killers or necessary characters in the cutscene."
Hu Yifei blinked: "You mean, we have become supporting roles now, and the protagonists are Zhang Wei and Dali?"
"That's right!" The writing type Xiao Hei nodded.
Afterwards, the writing type Xiao Hei said with a serious face: "In other words, Zhang Wei and Dali are the most important, the absolute male and female protagonists.
If either of them leaves rashly, a huge hole will appear in the time and space where you are, including you!
In order to fill this big hole, the sponsors need to step in to fill this big hole, let the show continue, and avoid major safety accidents such as disruption of the order of time and space, and the audience abandoning the pit in anger.
Chapter completed!