Chapter 1347 Narcissism(1/2)
"What about the back? How do you arrange the numbers at the back?" Han Lu asked.
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu also looked at Li Yong, their eyes clearly full of questions.
They all want to know how far this number is now.
Li Yong smiled slightly and said very sweetly: "Wei Fangxia is fifth! Zhang Yurong is sixth..."
"What? Bad guy, you even hooked up with Officer Wei?" Han Lu screamed, and then said angrily: "I knew you had a problem with the woman taking care of the child. It's true! That child can't
It must have been done by that woman herself! It was the biological child of that woman and her ex-husband, right? You fool, you are raising other people's children."
"Honey, are you asking me to stop talking?" Li Yong sighed, really admiring Han Lu's imagination.
The child Zhang Yurong is carrying is obviously his little flower lady. Look, where did Han Lu think about it?
"Say it!" Han Lu pretended to be indifferent again. It was useless to care about it now.
"Baoyu is seventh, Wang Li is eighth..."
As soon as Li Yong opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Han Lu's scream: "Oh my God, have you even soaked the fish? I'm a green lady in the army, how can I like you? You bastard
, and there is actually Wang Li..."
Li Yong closed his mouth and stared at Han Lu quietly. He didn't like to be interrupted, but Han Lu interrupted him again and again, which made him not want to continue talking.
What does it mean to be a green flower in the army? What does it mean to like you?
These words are really hurtful, okay?
However, Han Lu was already interested. She wanted to know how many other women Li Yong had behind her back. So, she urged fiercely: "What else is there? Come on, come on, come on, come on!"
Li Yong sighed and had no choice but to continue: "Li Tianmei is ninth, Li Yujie is tenth, Liu Lingyin is eleventh, Qian Lingling is twelfth, Feng Yumeng is thirteenth, Tian Qiushuang is fourteenth, Luo Qingmin is fifteenth, and Huang Anhe is fourth.
sixteen……"
At this point, Han Lu's face was livid, and she interrupted Li Yong again: "Asshole, how dare you even date my god-sister? And Sister Huang, my God, when did you get together with them?
,How could Sister Huang..."
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu hurriedly grabbed the excited Han Lu and persuaded him: "Tell him to continue talking."
Judging from their tone of voice, they are obviously filled with emotion!
Li Yong chuckled and said: "I regard you as my favorite people, so I will tell you this. Since you will be angry, forget it! I won't say it, so as not to make you angry."
"Don't be angry. We are not angry." Xiao Xiaopan said with a smile.
"I'm not angry either." Tian Hailu also hurriedly expressed his position.
Li Yong looked at Han Lu and saw Han Lu gritting her teeth and saying, "I'm not angry either."
Still not angry?
This look, this tone, it's obvious that you are very angry, okay?
Are there any deceivers who are as angry as you?
"Say quickly. Who else is there?" Han Lu waved her fist and almost hit Li Yong in the face.
Li Yong smiled slightly and continued: "Liu Xiaoyue is the seventeenth, Zheng Hongli is the eighteenth..."
"Listen, even my assistant Zheng Hongli got her, and she made me so angry..." Han Lu gritted her teeth again, like an angry tigress, glaring at Li Yong eagerly: "Say, continue."
"Du Duoduo is 19th, Zelimier is 20th, Gu Busisi is 21st, Fujino Qing is 22nd, Hongyu is 23rd, Tian Baiqing is 24th, and Wu Yuting is 25th
, Lu Chun is on the 26th, Hu Yuexue is on the 27th, Tian Jican is on the 28th, Maple Leaf Love is on the 29th, Tai Sili is on the 30th, Ye Chun is on the 31st..."
"Ye Chun, it turns out that Ye Chun has also been picked up. There are so many bastards. Why do you keep hiding it from us? What do you mean?" Han Lu never expected that Li Yong already had so many.
woman.
"I'm telling you now, you're so angry that you're so angry that you're so angry. If I had told you in advance..." Li Yong said with a smile.
"Who's talking crookedly? Bastard, I'll strangle you to death." Han Lu rushed towards Li Yong and scratched at Li Yong's body.
Li Yong never imagined that he would have so many women before he knew it.
In fact, there were a few more that he didn't have time to talk about.
That is Wang Huangya, Chihuahua, Xie Jingjing and Cong Xianjiao; if Li Yong calls them over, they will definitely come over from Taiwan regardless of all obstacles; and Cheng Meigu, and...
Including Li Jinyu, whom Li Yong intends to marry, there are about thirty-six people in total.
However, some of these women practice hard and may reach the peak of their inner strength within three years.
And there are others who don’t practice very much and obviously can’t meet the requirements.
Therefore, Li Yong still needs to find more wives and choose the thirty-six best ones from these wives.
Anyway, those who fail to meet the requirements will be eliminated.
Just like a university, we have to select the best for admission! When the time comes, we will implement a point-based test system, and even one point difference will not be enough.
It is said that opening the Heavenly Mother Formation is accompanied by great dangers. Only by reaching the peak of internal strength can one survive those dangers. It's not that Li Yong doesn't want those wives anymore, he just can't take them on adventures.
For everyone who follows Li Yong to open the Heavenly Mother Formation, Li Yong will be responsible for their lives.
"My dear wife, all the women in this platoon will listen to you anyway. You are their boss..." Li Yong hugged Han Lu and kissed her, then said with a smile in her ear: "You are the queen, and they are the concubines.
As long as you give the order, the concubines will come out dressed up, greet you in the aisles, and flatter you..."
When Han Lu thought of the supreme rights of the queens in the palace drama, she suddenly smiled.
This smile is like a flower in bud. Then, the flower slowly blooms, and the petals open up, revealing the stamens hidden in the depths, and the fragrance of the flower suddenly spreads.
As soon as the smile spread, it immediately turned into a hearty laugh. Han Lu laughed so hard that her eyes watered and she almost went crazy, as if Fan Jin had passed the exam... By the way, is the Queen so funny?
"I am the queen, haha, I am the mother of a country..." Han Lu said proudly.
Li Yong thought to himself, 'You regard yourself as the queen, and your husband is the emperor!'
Unknowingly, Li Yong's status seemed to have risen. It's just that he didn't like the title of emperor. In his opinion, it was better to call him brother Yong than to call him emperor.
"Sister Queen." Xiao Xiaopan was still good at flattering, so she called her.
"Sister Queen." Although Tian Hailu was usually stern, she was also very smart at this time. She followed Xiao Xiaopan to please Han Lu. Han Lu was so happy that she waved her arms and kicked her legs.
Take it easy! Don't tear your pants.
When Han Lu stopped laughing, she put on airs and imitated the queen and said, "The queen should be the queen, right?"
Empress!?
The expressions of Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu immediately became very exciting.
They didn't feel embarrassed to be called Queen Sister; if they were called Queen Empress, who could say it outright! Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hai showed up and looked at each other. They both underestimated Han Lu's vanity.
At this moment, Li Yong interjected: "Sisters naturally call each other "sister". The word "empress" is used by maids and eunuchs. It is not so strict among concubines. The same goes for calling "sister"
of."
Han Lu was too embarrassed to dwell on this issue: "Then just call me Sister Queen!"
Then, he ordered: "You can only bark at home, and you are not allowed to bark outside!"
Naturally, Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu hurriedly agreed.
Are you kidding me? This isn't a movie. They can't scream outside!
After the three of them reached an agreement, Han Lu looked at Li Yong again: "You are not allowed to call me my wife anymore."
My Majesty, oh drink, this is what happened.
"Then let me call you Lulu?" Li Yong said with a playful smile.
"No." Han Lu said decisively.
"Then what should I call you?" Li Yong was surprised.
"Think about it! How do emperors call themselves queens?" Han Lu smiled charmingly and winked mischievously.
Let's take a look, is there such an improper queen?
It seems that Han Lu is completely addicted to the role of the queen. She is so into the role! What a great actress.
Naturally, Li Yong would not attack her and said with a smile: "She should be called Queen!"
"Yes, you call me the queen, and they call me the queen sister..." Han Luyi said instructing.
Li Yong interrupted Han Lu: "Hey, you are the queen, and I am the emperor! You can't call yourself my palace in front of the emperor! You should call yourself Zitong, Zitong or Xiaotong."
Han Lu curled her lips: "What a Tongtong thing, it's too unpleasant to hear. I still like the Queen, and I like the Queen Mother even more."
"Pooh."
After returning to motherhood, Li Yong, Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu immediately turned their backs and kept a safe distance from Han Lu.
It’s really hard to see people’s hearts over time! Only then did they realize that Han Lu actually had the idea of having a mother-in-law in the world.
It couldn't be that some queen had time-traveled into her body, right?
"Hey, do any of you treat the queen like this? I warn you, if you dare to turn your back to me again, I will..."
Before Han Lu could finish speaking, the three of them turned around again. Then, Li Yong rushed towards Han Lu.
To be continued...