"Why can't you go out yet?" After waiting for a long time and no response, Li Yong asked again.

"The urine output is too small to activate the automatic push function of the toilet. Master, please try your best and continue to urinate."

Too little urine output? Nima.

Li Yong gritted his teeth and said, "I'll piss all over your face."

"Master, please don't get angry. If you get angry, your aura will disrupt the automatic function of the toilet, which may cause the toilet to close and make it impossible to get out." Immortal Grade Tinder carefully reminded.

Li Yong hurriedly shut up and secretly activated the spiritual liquid, trying to make himself feel better.

But, this is really difficult!

He had to lower his voice and said, "But, I really can't urinate."

"Then pull it!"

"I can't poop out either. There's no poop at all."

"If you don't poop or pee, then we can only wait until you poop or pee, and then poop or urinate, and then send you out. Everything here is automatic and has sensors. Your butt

The toilet below is made from the wings of a dung beetle fairy, which can only be activated by excrement and urine."

Damn it, dung beetle fairy...

Nima, even the dung beetle can become an immortal...

Looking at the Immortal Road, Li Yong didn’t even know which direction it was in; he was really worse than a dung beetle!

Just now, Li Yong thought the toilet was made of wood, but he didn't expect it to be the wings of a dung beetle. As far as Li Yong knew, dung beetles have hard wings and soft wings. Which kind of wings could it be? He reached out and touched it.

I really can't tell.

However, no matter what this toilet is, Li Yong just wants to get out now!

I don't want to stay here for a second.

Li Yong clenched his fists and said angrily: "What if I can't pull it out in a day?"

"Then you won't be able to go out for a day. You can only go out after you pull it out."

"Holy shit, how could you do this? Send me out quickly." Li Yong was almost furious. He didn't have time to squat here all day! Who has such free time!

No one sits on the toilet after eating, waiting to defecate after digestion.

"Master, I really have no choice. These are the rules set by the great immortal who refined this magic weapon. I really can't send you out. Master, please don't embarrass me." The Immortal Fire Type said sincerely.

Li Yong knew that there was no use in blaming Immortal Fire, so he had no choice but to give up.

Thinking about the great immortal who refines magic weapons, he is really stupid.

I built a toilet, it was so fucking deceptive.

Li Yong took a deep breath, pushed harder, pushed harder, kept pushing, and used all the strength of nine cows and two tigers.

It has never been so strenuous to poop. This time, Li Yong was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

After finally pulling it out a little, Li Yong took out the straw paper and wiped it out.

At this moment, a jet of water rushed to his buttocks, followed by another gust of wind, blowing violently.

Li Yong was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

It’s really thrilling! I’ve been to the toilet countless times since I was a kid, and it’s not as scary as this one.

He finally understood that it was washed with water and then dried with wind.

Just like washing your hair, washing it with water, and then drying it with a hair dryer.

The difference is that the position has changed, one is above and the other is below.

When you poop here, your buttocks are washed with water and then dried with the wind.

It saves the use of straw paper, and it is also an energy-saving and environmentally friendly product! It can be promoted on the earth.

As long as you use energy-saving and environmentally friendly gimmicks, you can definitely win a lot of favor. Especially those who are too lazy to wipe their butts after defecating. It is estimated that encountering this @ toilet is like meeting a close friend.

A toilet is easy to come by, but a close friend is hard to find. Buy a toilet and get a close friend as a gift, and it will show whether you are tempted or not.

Just when Li Yong was thinking wildly, the gray fog around him suddenly dissipated. Li Yong suddenly saw Han Fei, Bao Yu, Tian Qiu Shuang, Feng Yu Meng, Mei Xi Shuoshuo and Mei Xi who were panicking and looking for him.

Good luck.

Li Yong also heard them shouting his name: "Brother Yong, Brother Yong...where are you? Brother Yong..."

Suddenly seeing Li Yong coming back, they immediately gathered around in surprise and started asking questions.

"Brother Yong, where have you been?"

"Brother Yong, what's wrong with you?"

"Brother Yong, why did you suddenly disappear just now?"

"Brother-in-law, your expression is so strange! Can you smile?"

Laugh! Actually, Li Yong wants to cry now.

It was so thrilling just now! It was so creepy! My heart is still pounding now.

Before answering their questions, Li Yong looked down and found that his pants had been put on automatically.

This reassured him. It would be too embarrassing if he came out naked.

Next, Li Yong twisted his butt again, and after feeling nothing unusual, he showed a calm expression, like a master, and said calmly: "This is the toilet, you can go to the toilet here from now on. Look.

When you get there, just step on this stone with your left foot and that stone with your right foot, and that’s it.”

"Really?" They were doubtful.

"It's absolutely true." Li Yong has experienced it himself and said it with absolute certainty.

"But why is there no toilet here?" They looked around but saw nothing.

"The toilet is a small space that is invisible. Once you step on it with both feet, the automatic function of the toilet will be activated, and you will immediately enter the toilet." Li Yong explained patiently, really afraid that they would pull him out again.

Li Yong also worked hard for the environment in this space.

"Then let me try." Feng Yumeng was curious and immediately stepped on it.

But Li Yong hurriedly stopped her: "Excuse me, do you need to go to the toilet?"

"What for?" Feng Yumeng looked confused.

"If you can't pull it out or let it out, you will be trapped inside and won't be able to get out." Li Yong said seriously.

"What?" Feng Yumeng looked miserable. Baoyu, Han Fei and the others also smiled bitterly.

How can there be such a messy toilet? This is too unacceptable!

Can’t you go to the toilet to wash your hands? Can’t you go to the toilet and clean up?

Are people using the toilet too selfish? In order to avoid congestion in the toilet, this restriction was set.

It's the same as the restrictions on license plate numbers in big cities in China. It's all because the roads are too congested.

If the toilet is too crowded, it may be possible to impose some restrictions!

However, this is really hard to accept.

If you forget to bring paper, you won’t be able to get a piece of paper even if you want to!

"Go in and try!" Tian Qiushuang pushed Feng Yumeng, and Feng Yumeng's raised foot happened to step on the stone. The next second, Feng Yumeng suddenly disappeared, and even Li Yong turned on the perspective

Even with my eyes, I couldn't find it.

However, after Li Yong disappeared and appeared again, they no longer panicked.

Everyone waited calmly, and only half an hour later, Feng Yumeng finally came out.

As soon as Feng Yumeng came out, he hurriedly lifted up his skirt. When he found that the skirt had already been put on, he said in a dumbfounded voice: "It's so scary! It seems like there are hands taking off my clothes. Damn, you don't know, sitting on the toilet

After getting on it, I couldn't stand up at all. I could only stand up with ease. And..."

Speaking of this, Feng Yumeng blushed for a while, and then said angrily: "I would rather go to the mountains than here."

On the mountain? Pulling up on the mountain will pollute the environment!

For the sake of the environment, Li Yong hurriedly advised: "Do you want to pollute the environment everywhere? Let me tell you, you must not go to the mountain. There are special toilets here, so you must come here. Besides, because this kind of toilet used to be for

It is used by gods, so it is not convenient for us to use it, but after we use it more often, we will naturally get used to it."

Li Yong remembered that when he was in the countryside, he had to squat when going to the toilet to defecate.

Even in college, I squatted.

Later, I used the toilet and when I was sitting on it, I couldn't pull it out. It always felt weird.

It's like being tied up in a knot in the intestines.

Fortunately, he has strong adaptability and got used to it within a few days.

After returning to the front and becoming familiar with how to use the toilet, Li Yong and his party returned to the stone house.

After playing around for a while, and seeing that they were not practicing, Li Yong took them to harvest the mature herbs. After harvesting the herbs and moving them into the stone house, Li Yong taught them how to identify herb seeds and plant them.
To be continued...