Chapter 156 Reading jokes
"Who dares to defecate anywhere? The little bird doesn't want to live anymore." Li Yong raised his finger and pointed over.
"Damn, I dare you." As he said this, Deng Shooyin really wanted to take out the bird and spray water on the spot.
"Stop talking." Lu Binlin interrupted Deng Shooyin, pointed at Li Yong, and said to the people who called him: "That's him, give me a hard beating. I'll take care of him if anything happens."
"Brother Lu, please rest assured. We are professional and our actions are measured." After the leader, a long-haired man, finished speaking, he led the gangsters forward. They spread out and quickly surrounded Li Yong.
"We are going to break one of your legs. Are you going to do it yourself or let us do it?" the man with the hair asked.
"I want to slap people in the face, do you do it yourself, or do you let me do it?" Li Yong asked in the same tone, and at the same time raised his palm to make a slapping motion.
"I want your hand too," the long-haired man said angrily.
"I'm going to slap your mouth two more times." Li Yong said with a faint smile.
"Come on." The long-haired man waved his right hand and ordered loudly.
Among the dozen gangsters he brought with him, two of them who were closest to Li Yong raised the steel pipes in their hands and started beating him.
Li Yong jumped to the left, not only dodging easily, he also grabbed the long-haired man by the collar, slapped him, and then pushed the long-haired man under the steel pipe.
A scream was heard, and the steel pipe that was originally aimed at Li Yong fell on the long-haired man.
One of the steel pipes hit the long-haired man on the head. The long-haired man held his head in his hands, and blood flowed down his black-haired arms.
"Mom, how dare you hit me?" He glared at the gangster furiously and yelled loudly.
The gangster regretted it too much and was frightened to the point of being at a loss. "Boss, I'm sorry, I..."
"What are you still waiting for? Come on, come on all of them." The long-haired man shouted loudly.
More than a dozen gangsters beat Li Yong together. Among them, the gangster who beat the long-haired man to a bloody head wanted to show off his merits, so he screamed and pounced on Li Yong first.
Li Yong smiled slightly and looked at this group of garbage without fear.
He took a step forward, turned his body slightly, stretched his arms forward, and first snatched the steel pipe from the gangster's hand. Amidst the cheers of Lu Binlin and Deng Shoulin, and the hateful gaze of the long-haired man, the gangster was stunned.
, a steel pipe hit the gangster's shoulder, and there was a click, and the gangster's arm was broken.
Then, Li Yong, surrounded by people, kept waving the steel pipe. Every time the steel pipe rose and fell, a gangster's arm would be broken.
Behind Li Yong, the gangsters who had broken their arms were holding their broken arms tightly with their remaining arms. They were shaking in pain and kept screaming. Their eyes were full of disdain.
Fear and trepidation.
After Li Yong knocked off the last gangster's arm, he walked towards the long-haired man.
At this time, the long-haired man was so frightened that his face was bleeding and his body was shaking. Seeing Li Yong approaching, he kept retreating. He only retreated to the edge of the highway and leaned against the steel fence.
"I want to break your arm. Do you do it yourself or let me do it?" Li Yong asked calmly.
The long-haired man gritted his teeth, bent down, picked up a wooden stick, and smashed it against his arm.
Ah... He threw away the stick and pretended to cover it, screaming in pain.
"It's not broken." This man couldn't deceive Li Yong's clairvoyance at all, "It seems that you have to let me help you."
Seeing Li Quan raise the steel pipe in his hand, the long-haired man was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged: "No, no, I will do it myself. Please give me another chance."
The long-haired man picked up the stick again and hit his arm hard again.
Li Yong nodded with satisfaction and said calmly: "You want to break my legs, and in return, I will break your arms. This is not too much!"
"Not too much, not too much." The long-haired man said in a trembling voice with sweat dripping from his forehead in pain.
Li Yong turned to look at Lu Binlin and Deng Shooyin, only to see the two of them standing ten meters away in surprise. He thought he was hallucinating and didn't even think of running away.
In their eyes, Li Yong was just an ordinary person. How could he defeat so many gangsters? And, in such a short period of time?
They all still remember that when Li Yong was in college, he once had a fight with his classmates. He couldn't even beat a fat man. How did he become so powerful in just two years?
"Why are you standing there stupidly? Get in the car and run." At this time, Lu Binlin's wife drove the car next to Lu Binlin and Deng Shooyin and shouted loudly.
Like Lu Binlin and Deng Shooyin, she was also frightened by Li Yong. How did Li Yong, who seemed a little thin, knock down more than a dozen people? Although she couldn't figure out the problem, she knew that staying here was extremely dangerous.
Deng Shouyin got into the car first, and just when Lu Binlin got into the car with most of his body, Li Yong arrived.
I saw Li Yong grabbing Lu Binlin's left leg, pulling back, and pulling Lu Binlin out.
Gently leaning back, Lu Binlin, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, fell to the asphalt road like a dead pig, splashing a cloud of dust. Then, his body curled up and shivered.
"Run, run!" Deng Shouyin in the car urged loudly and fearfully.
"Run away, you are paralyzed, let me get down here and get Binlin in the car." Lu Binlin's wife was unwilling to leave Lu Binlin behind.
Deng Shouyin didn't dare to get out of the car. He closed the door in a hurry and was so frightened that he didn't even dare to look out.
"Are you still a man? Are you still Binlin's good brother? You bastard..." Lu Binlin's wife pointed at the cowardly Deng Shou and cursed several times angrily, then opened the door and got out of the car.
"Can you let us go?" She walked towards Li Yong, forced a smile, and begged: "Please, for the sake of my classmates, please be merciful."
At this time, Li Yong's left foot had already stepped on Lu Binlin's arm. As long as he exerted force, Lu Binlin's arm would be destroyed. He turned to look at Lu Binlin's wife and asked: "What if I was the one who was beaten?"
Will you show mercy?"
"Yes, I will definitely do it."
How could Li Yong believe it? He sneered: "If you were merciful, how could you call so many people?"
As he spoke, he exerted force on his feet, and Lu Binlin's arm snapped.
"Ah... ow..." Lu Binlin turned sideways and used his unbroken arm to push Li Yong's leg hard. He wanted to push Li Yong's leg away, but he didn't have that much strength at all.
"No, you..." Lu Binlin's wife suddenly rushed towards Li Yong and hit Li Yong hard. She wanted to knock Li Yong away, but in the end, she bounced out.
"You are maliciously hurting people, I want to call the police..." Lu Binlin's wife took out her mobile phone and was about to make a call.
"Don't report it, he is the police." Lu Binlin turned to his wife and said.
At this time, the car driven by Lu Binlin's wife roared forward. Deng Shouyin, who was in the car, climbed from the back to the front and drove away alone.
He could see clearly that everyone's arms were broken. If he didn't run, he would not be able to escape the fate of having his arm broken.
For his own arm, he decisively ran away alone.
"Damn it." Lu Binlin yelled as he watched his car being driven away by Deng Shooyin.
Li Yong looked at Lu Binlin's wife who was stunned, and finally focused on Lu Binlin, "I slapped you before, and you would break one of my legs. Today, I broke one of your arms.
Next time, will you kill me?"
"No, it won't." Lu Binlin said fearfully.
"How can you be a little promising? How can you give in?" Li Yong said.
"I'm scared, I'm really scared." Pin Binlin sat up holding his broken arm, watching the blood flowing out, he was very frightened. His wife hurriedly helped him bandage it, and it was obvious that she loved him very much.
Lu Binlin.
Li Yong turned around and left.
The gangsters whose arms he had broken, when they saw him approaching, all moved aside to make way for him. His eyes swept to both sides, and the gangsters all trembled all over.
Li Yong's car was parked 300 meters ahead. When he walked 100 meters, he bent down and picked up the warning sign. Looking into the car, Han Fei and Huang Anhe were still looking at their phones and talking to each other.
He kept laughing while holding his cell phone, not knowing what was going on next.
Li Yong got back into the driver's seat and drove on the road.
"Haha...brother-in-law, this joke is so funny, I'll read it to you!"
"Read it!" Seeing Han Fei so happy, Li Yong didn't want to dampen her interest.
"There was a man who was drunk. When he came home and saw his wife sleeping on the bed, he bent down and kissed her. He accidentally kissed her and woke her up. The man said, Wife, I just like your little cherry mouth.
His wife slapped him three times. How much did you drink? You kissed my asshole."
Before Li Yong could respond, Han Fei had already collapsed in the back row laughing.
Huang Anhe laughed with her, and their laughter filled the car.
"Brother-in-law, why don't you smile?" Han Fei laughed for a while and asked.
"I've seen it many times." Li Yong said.
"Then I'll read you another one..."
"Stop reading." Huang Anhe was so embarrassed that he pulled Han Fei and said softly.
"Read the last one." Han Fei also said softly to Huang Anhe, and then read aloud: "An ant took a centipede as his wife. After the bridal chamber, he asked the ant what he thought. The ant said angrily that it was wrong to open one leg, and then
It’s not even a matter of trying to break one, I just tried to break my legs all night long. Hahaha..."
At the end of reading, Han Fei laughed so hard that her cheeks turned red.
Li Yong still didn't laugh. After Han Fei laughed, he asked: "Why did the ant pull the centipede's legs apart?"
"That's not because..." When Han Fei said this, Huang Anhe covered her mouth.
Huang Anhe felt that Han Fei was a lunatic and her smile was so scary. Although she promised Han Lu to watch Han Fei, she did not want to ask about Han Fei's affairs. Because Han Lu and Han Fei were both CEOs, she was a subordinate and could not interfere at all.
However, at this time, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Feifei, your brother-in-law is too erotic." She said softly in Han Fei's ear.
"Brother-in-law, you are so bad." Han Fei blushed and suddenly felt a little angry.
When Huang Anhe said this, she thought of the dirty side.
Chapter completed!