Chapter 1866 gives birth to a meat ball
In order to cover up his embarrassment, Li Yong finally revealed what he had seen: "To tell you the truth, what you are carrying is neither a human nor a dog, but a meat ball. This meat ball is as big as a baby's head.
A puppy needs to be smaller and it won’t be too difficult to give birth to, so you’d better not use too much force.”
"Okay, okay, I understand." Dahu hurriedly agreed. Then he suddenly asked in a panic: "Brother Yong, what will I give birth to? I used to be a Tibetan mastiff, so I should give birth to a little Tibetan mastiff; now
He is a human being, so he should give birth to a human being! How could he be a meat ball? Brother Yong, this is so unreasonable!"
Li Yong comforted him: "Don't be nervous. When Nezha was born, he was also a meat ball. Maybe you will give birth to a Nezha. Now, you only have to give birth to a meat ball first, and then you will know what it will be."
"Okay." Dahu agreed and exerted force again. When he felt the urge to fart, he hurriedly held back.
After confirming that Dahu would not fart again, Li Yong got under the sheets again and continued to help Dahu deliver the baby.
At the same time, Li Yong kept looking through the meat ball, trying to figure out whether it was a human or a dog inside.
What made Li Yong feel strange was that, looking over and over again, he felt that it didn't look like a human being or a dog inside.
This looks like a meat ball! It’s also a furry meat ball.
After waiting for a long time, Li Yong was helpless when he saw Dahu exerting force on his arms, legs, teeth, and neck, but he couldn't use his buttocks. He really couldn't give birth. He sighed and had to raise his hand to press on Dahu.
Inject a few drops of spiritual liquid into the lower abdomen, and carefully push the meat ball out from inside.
The spiritual liquid transformed into a small hand that looked like a puff of gas. He pushed the meat ball gently, and the meat ball began to roll outward. At this time, Dahu was able to give birth to the meat ball without using any effort.
Li Yong discovered that his own spiritual fluid was more effective than the closest equipment used by modern medical techniques to deliver babies.
As the meat ball slowly rolled out, Li Yong caught it with both hands, feeling that it was finally successful. Li Yong felt that he was really smart. The only thing that was not smart enough was that he did not use this method in advance, otherwise he would not have to wait for so long.
Originally, Li Yong thought that Dahu would be born with just one effort.
Because the big tiger has a burly body and a big pelvis, it is easy to give birth! Who knew that the big tiger would have difficulty in giving birth! If this were in ancient times, when medical conditions were not developed, it would probably be one corpse and two lives!
Wrapping the little meat ball in a blanket, Li Yong held it in front of Dahu: "Look, this is what you were born with."
Dahu sobbed and cried: "Others can give birth to a baby, why would I give birth to a meat ball?"
"Don't be sad, maybe there is a god hidden inside the meat ball." Li Yong comforted him.
"How is that possible? There are no signs of life at all." Dahu still couldn't stop crying.
I thought I would give birth to a baby that looks like Li Yong, but now it seems that I might as well give birth to a dog baby.
Even a dog baby is better than a meat ball!
Li Yong thought of Li Jing's knife and chopped the meat ball open, and Nezha jumped out.
Li Yong wondered if he would have to split the meat ball open with a knife so that the gods inside would pop out.
But what if one of the gods inside is killed?
Squinting his eyes, Li Yong was thinking wildly while looking through the inside of the meat ball again. However, he still couldn't see what was inside. It seemed to be a ball of meat, and there was a ball of gray hair wrapped inside the meat.
No matter whether it was through clairvoyance or induction, Li Yong found no signs of life.
Li Yong was also helpless and didn't know whether to get rid of this useless meat ball.
Just when Dahu was weeping, and when Li Yong was helpless, the meat ball suddenly rolled. It was this rolling that not only scared Dahu, but also made Li Yong jump.
There are obviously no signs of life, so why are they still moving?
The moment the meat ball jumped, both Li Yong and Dahu sensed life. Yes, there was life inside the meat ball.
I just don’t know why, but I couldn’t sense it just now.
What shocked Li Yong and Dahu even more was that after the meat ball rolled, it jumped directly from Li Yong's hand into Dahu's arms, and called out in a childish voice: "Mom."
With this sound of mother's voice, the outside of the meat ball cracked, just like a dirty eggshell cracking. After cracking, there was a ball of white fluffy white inside, not as white as snowflakes.
, it turned out to be a ball of white hair.
Bai Mao shook his body and emerged from the eggshell, with a small head and four short legs growing out of it.
Then, a little tail grew and swayed back and forth.
The head and tail combined are only as big as Li Yong’s hand!
What the hell, it’s just a dog! A little white dog that can talk since birth.
Looking at the little white dog and the eggshell-like thing, Li Yong suddenly realized.
It turns out that this is not a meat ball, but a little white dog wrapped in a strange energy shield.
It's not that Li Yong can't see it, but that Li Yong has no experience in this area.
Just like taking a B-ultrasound in the hospital, some people can tell what's going on with the dark pictures at a glance, but some people just can't understand it. Although Li Yong has X-ray eyes, but because of the first time
When encountering this situation, I just didn’t understand it. That’s why I said before that Dahu was pregnant with a meat ball, but I couldn’t tell whether it was a human or a dog.
Normal puppies cannot stand up or open their eyes when they are born.
And this little white dog can not only jump around, but also twist its little head and look around.
Looking at those powerful limbs and piercing dog eyes, he actually has the demeanor of a wolf king.
But the little white dog was not confused by the new things around him. He glanced at Li Yong first, and Li Yong found that the little white dog had disdain in his eyes. Then, the little white dog stared at the big tiger and grinned.
, immediately jumped into the big tiger's arms, and shouted happily: "Mom."
Li Yong rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had seen it wrong; because how could a dog laugh?
He thought his ears heard it wrong, because how could a dog call mother?
It laughs and calls mommy again. Is this still a dog?
The sound of "Mama" directly made Dahu cry out with maternal love: "Baby, my dear baby."
Dahu hugged the little white dog and kissed him again and again, but he couldn't get enough.
"Papa." The little white dog suddenly looked at Li Yong and shouted out loud, then broke away from the big tiger's arms and suddenly jumped towards Li Yong. Li Yong's legs softened and he almost sat on the ground.
For a moment, Li Yong wanted to turn around and run away; he wanted to distance himself from the dog!
However, seeing that the little white dog had jumped over and its palm-sized body was hanging in the air, Li Yong couldn't bear it falling to the floor, so he finally reached out to catch it and said seriously: "I'm not your daddy, so don't scream nonsense."
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The little white dog sniffed Li Yong's body with his nose: "You are my daddy. The smell on your body is the smell of my daddy. Why don't you admit that you are my daddy? Tell me, why are you doing this?"
Damn it, you’re even questioning him fiercely! Is there any dog that disrespects daddy as much as you do?
To know so much in one’s lifetime must be like becoming a genius!
However, Li Yong could not refute, because the dog recognized him as daddy since he was born and did not discuss it with Dahu! Dahu also did not tell the puppy that Li Yong was daddy!
Also, Dahu also said before that Li Yong is the baby’s daddy!
This made Li Yong believe that he might really be the little white dog’s daddy!
However, this is really difficult for Li Yong to accept!
One ear can make a big tiger pregnant, Li Yong is a little scared now!
Can your own body and blood be used to treat infertility diseases?
Not only can it be cured, but it can also make the other person pregnant directly. It’s so amazing!
It seems that Li Lingyao can no longer eat his blood from now on. What if she becomes pregnant?
Seeing Li Yong's thoughtful look and ignoring him, Xiaobai Gou suddenly raised his voice and said angrily: "You liar and bad guy, do you want to abandon me and my mother together? We will not forgive you...
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Just like that, the little white dog jumped from Li Yong's hand to Dahu's arms, and cried: "Mom, how could you find such an irresponsible bad man? He is such an embarrassment to men...
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Li Yong was dumbfounded! Nima, has he become a bad man?
The problem is, Li Yong really has never had a relationship with Dahu, this cannot be his flesh and blood!
If he really had an affair with Dahu, Li Yong would admit it too!
Now, if Li Yong is asked to recognize this little white dog as his son, Li Yong himself feels uncomfortable!
Well, Li Yong doesn’t want to defend himself.
Seeing as this dog can talk when he is born, and understands so many things, he will definitely turn into a human in the future, and may have a bright future! There is nothing wrong with recognizing this son.
So, Li Yong changed his words and said: "Xiaobai, I am your daddy, please stop crying."
In the end, the little white dog was not happy: "No, you are not my daddy, you are a bad man with a sperm and a worm brain. When you saw my mother was beautiful, you bullied my mother. After bullying, you did not take responsibility, you..."
Bad guy..."
Li Yong was so messed up that he was looked down upon by a newborn dog.
Damn, I’m so angry! I really want to slap this nonsense dog to death.
Dahu patted the little white dog's head gently: "Weird, he is your daddy, please call him daddy..."
The little white dog then glanced sideways at Li Yong, sat on the big tiger's chest, and said arrogantly: "I listen to my mother, and I will treat you as a daddy! Why are you still standing there? My mother just gave birth to me,
She is in confinement period! Confinement period, do you understand? Mom is very weak now, why don’t you go make some delicious food..."
What the hell, is this your son? Why is he better than me?
Li Yong felt like he was being bossed around by a little white dog.
After thinking about it, Li Yong also felt that Dahu had just given birth to a little white dog and was a little weak.
According to the words of our ancestors, during the confinement period, you must take supplements, rest, and take good care of yourself.
So, Li Yong discussed: "Dahu, can I send you into the Medicine King Stone and ask Sister He to take care of you?"
Chapter completed!