Chapter three hundred and eighty third fool suicide
"Thank you for the compliment, but I've corrected you. I'm a kind wolf and I'm not hungry at all. If you don't believe me, just touch my belly and I'm really not hungry." Li Yong lifted up his shirt, revealing his big white belly.
"Hmph, you are not allowed to sleep there again today." Wei Fangxia ordered fiercely.
"If I don't sleep over there, where do you want me to sleep? There are no free rooms in this hotel. You don't want me to sleep in the corridor!" Li Yong was very depressed. He felt that Wei Fangxia was too lenient. He was the first
This is the first time I feel women are annoying.
"Who asked you to sleep in the corridor? You sleep here." Wei Fangxia pointed to the sofa and said angrily.
Li Yong suddenly found that Wei Fangxia was no longer annoying. Not only was she not annoying, she was also very cute, so cute. It seemed that she had changed a lot and could now accept herself sleeping here.
Li Yong immediately lay down on the sofa and laughed and said: "Sister Wei, it's better you be nice to me."
"Who has been nice to you? Don't be sentimental." Wei Fangxia immediately showed a ferocious look, as if she was pretending to be so. Her character did not allow her to show enthusiasm for Li Yong.
"Um...can I take off my clothes?" Li Yong asked with a smile.
"No." Wei Fangxia shouted loudly.
"Can you take off your underwear?" Li Yong asked happily.
"No." Wei Fangxia was already angry.
"I only take off my underwear and not my pants, why not?" Li Yong looked puzzled.
"Asshole, I just can't." Wei Fangxia almost went crazy. How could she take off her underwear without taking off her pants? She couldn't figure it out.
"Then...can you take off your socks?" Li Yong pointed to his feet.
"Humph." Wei Fangxia was too lazy to answer. She was so annoyed that such questions were asked.
Lying on the sofa, Li Yong tossed and turned for a while, and then said: "Sister Wei, I can't sleep without taking off my clothes! I'm used to sleeping naked, otherwise I will suffer from insomnia. I'm not afraid of you looking at me, I took off my clothes! Really
Take it off!"
"No." Wei Fangxia shouted.
"I won't let you take off your clothes. Why are you excited? Otherwise, I will live in Miss Hao's room. Miss Hao doesn't have as many things as you. She not only lets me take off my clothes, but also helps me take them off?" Li Yong said for a while.
moan and groan.
"Really." Wei Fangxia thought it was incredible. When she learned from Hao Huihua that Li Yong had slept there, she was really angry. However, she did not show it in front of Hao Huihua.
She heard Hao Huihua say that Li Yong only slept on the sofa. She actually didn't ask if he had taken off his clothes. She also didn't think about this question. Now that she thought about it, it was really possible to take off his clothes, which made her feel even more sad.
It was as if a treasure that belonged to me had been taken away by someone else, and I was so sad that I couldn't describe it.
"Of course it's true. Why did I lie to you? We are both women, so why is there such a big difference?" Li Yong sighed with emotion and sat up: "If you don't let me take it off, I will go find Miss Hao."
"How dare you." Wei Fangxia turned into an angry bird and wanted to kill Li Yong.
"If you don't let me take off my clothes, I just want to go there. You can't interfere with my freedom." Li Yong insisted.
Wei Fangxia thought for a while and said reluctantly: "Okay, you can take it off! But don't let me see it."
"If you close your eyes, you won't be able to see." Li Yong quickly took off his clothes, and then jumped on the sand, as if to show off his body. When he saw Wei Fangxia really closed her eyes, she turned her head.
He went there without looking over at all. Li Yong stopped showing off, lay down on the sofa, and immediately entered into practice.
Seeing that Li Yong stopped screaming, Wei Fangxia raised her head and looked at the sofa, and found that Li Yong had his eyes closed and was breathing evenly, as if he had fallen asleep. She couldn't help but wonder: "Falling asleep so soon?
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Then, she couldn't take her eyes away, because after Li Yong took off his clothes, he didn't cover him with a quilt. He just lay flat on the sofa, put his arms on his head, and fell asleep directly. Facing a sleeping person
What worries does a person have? Not to mention staring, even if he scolds his ancestors for eighteen generations, nothing will happen!
So, Wei Fangxia's eyes widened, and she could really see whatever she wanted with the help of the light in the room.
That night, she watched Li Yong countless times. He was more attentive than the biologists who studied the human body.
Once upon a time, there was no water in the sea, but nothing but clouds except Wushan.
After seeing Li Yong's body, she deeply felt that she was no longer interested in any man.
In her eyes, no other man could look more like a man than Li Yong.
Because Li Yong is not only muscular, powerful, handsome, but also a special hero. She has personally experienced the majesty of that hero, which makes her unforgettable for a long time, and sometimes she misses him very much.
How could a perfect man like Li Yong be overshadowed by lust?
Wei Fangxia felt that she should look at Li Yong from a different angle. At this time, she realized that maybe lust is not a shortcoming of a man, but sometimes it is also an advantage.
Even Li Yong himself doesn't know these advantages.
He really didn't know that since he practiced the Resurrection Art, his body and temperament have become better and better. Especially after he cultivated spiritual power, his whole body has undergone significant changes. It seems that all men have gathered together.
He is handsome and handsome, even when he is sleeping, he is full of masculine charm.
Moreover, as he continued to practice, his body was becoming more and more perfect.
That night, Wei Fangxia became more and more obsessed with Li Yong's charming naked body. Just like Hao Huihua secretly admired Li Yong that night by the river, she also showed desire and enthusiasm for Li Yong.
appreciate.
It was like a small fire in her heart. Once ignited, it would burn brighter and stronger and could not be extinguished.
In the dead of night, she asked herself whether she really wanted to have this burly and powerful body.
But when she woke up the next day, she pretended to close her eyes and urged Li Yong to get dressed quickly.
Only after Li Yong had put on his clothes did she open her eyes. She also showed a disdainful expression, pretending to be angry, and was very dissatisfied with Li Yong's naked behavior.
"Asshole, why are you naked?"
"I'm used to it!" Li Yong said with a smile on his face.
"Then why don't you cover yourself with a quilt?"
"Can't you help me cover it?"
"Hmph, why should you ask me to help you cover it? You don't have any hands yourself!"
Li Yong had long been accustomed to being inexplicably angry and yelling at women. He found that his current relationship with Wei Fangxia was just like his relationship with Han Lu at the beginning.
There are always conflicts and misunderstandings, but as the two get along and get to know each other for a long time, in the end, he believes that all the problems will be solved by him.
He firmly believed that he could train all tigresses into gentle and obedient lambs.
Li Yong raised his hand and said with a smile: "Yes, am I asleep? This room is a bit cold. You seem to have turned the air conditioner too low!" As he said that, Li Yong deliberately crossed his arms.
, seems a little cold.
In fact, he doesn't feel much about the highs and lows of temperature anymore. Whether it's hot or cold, his body can always adjust automatically, and he won't feel cold or hot at all. This is another ability of his body.
"You will freeze to death." After Wei Fangxia said fiercely, she laughed again. It seemed that she was very proud of being able to freeze Li Yong. Seeing Li Yong's miserable look, she turned the air conditioner to a lower setting.
Extremely happy.
"Sister Wei, where is your gun? Show it to me." Li Yong changed the subject.
"What are you looking at? This is a gun, not an ordinary object. You can't look at it randomly." Wei Fangxia said seriously.
"I'm so stingy. If you look at me, I will never be secretive." Li Yong said with a smile.
"Screw you, I'm sick! Will I see you?" Wei Fangxia said angrily.
"I want to do an experiment to see if my reaction ability is as fast as a bullet." Li Yong picked up the leather bag beside Wei Fangxia's pillow, awkwardly opened the zipper, and took out the black 95-style pistol.
"Don't touch my gun, give it back to me." Wei Fangxia immediately jumped out of bed and wanted to grab it.
However, Li Yong had already raised the gun and pulled the trigger against an oil painting of a naked lady on the wall. There was only a "pop" sound. As Li Yong looked through his eyes, the bullet shook off.
It collected a layer of dust, flew out at high speed, and shot directly into the lady's loving eyes.
At the same time, Li Yong suddenly stepped on his feet, and his whole body suddenly flashed, chasing the bullet like an afterimage. As he expected, his speed had already caught up with the bullet, and he pinched the bullet.
in hand.
Seeing Li Yong holding the bullet up high with a proud face, Wei Fangxia's eyes widened in surprise.
She ran over barefoot, pulled down Li Yong's arm, picked up the bullet and looked at it, still shocked.
"How's it going? Am I good?" Li Yong said proudly, like a general returning from victory. His strength gradually increased, almost to the point where he was admired by all the people.
Wei Fangxia punched Li Yong, blinked her long eyelashes, and said in shock: "It's amazing. It's amazing."
"I'll give you another show." As he said that, Li Yong suddenly pointed the gun at his head. Just like a scene in "Kung Fu", he pulled the trigger, and there was a 'pop' sound, and the bullet hit his head.
brain.
Such a close distance and such a fast speed. Wei Fangxia only had time to scream: "No."
She thought Li Yong was crazy. If he shot her to death, it would be like being fucked instead of pretending to be cool.
This is definitely a piece of black humor! Sometimes, it is normal for a person to be unable to suppress his desire to express himself, to show off, to show off, and to show off, but if you risk your life to show off, this is a bit too much.
The moment she heard the gunshot, Wei Fangxia's heart sank to the bottom of her heart. The tragic scene of Li Yong's brain being splattered appeared in her mind. She closed her eyes tightly, not daring to look.
This is definitely an extremely stupid act of suicide! Wei Fangxia didn't dare to watch Li Yong's tragic death.
However, is Li Yong the kind of person who makes fun of his life? He had enough confidence to play such a trick. He raised his hand to hold the bullet, faster than the Fire Cloud Evil God in "Kung Fu"
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Chapter completed!