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Chapter 908 Someone is hiding(1/2)

She would never eat a three-no product like this without packaging, production date, or instructions, even if Li Yong made wild claims. Not to mention that she didn't have mental illness, even if she did, she wouldn't eat it.

"Don't lie to me." Ye Chun wanted to put the pills into the trash can.

"It really works!" Li Yong wanted to teach her a lesson and wanted to stuff it into her mouth.

With an idea, Ye Chun crushed the pills and sprinkled them into Zhou Honghui's wine glass.

"If it really works, I will use the money to buy it from you." Ye Chun said seriously.

Li Yong felt regretful for a while: "You are wasting it! Xiao Zhou is not mentally ill, what do you give him to eat?"

"Who says he doesn't have a mental illness? He likes men, isn't that a mental illness?" Ye Chun said eloquently: "Since it can cure all diseases, the disease of liking men can also be cured!"

"Of course it can be cured. But my medicine is very expensive, 10 million per pill. Can you afford it?" Li Yong said.

"As long as it works, I can afford it even if it's 100 million." Ye Chun snorted coldly: "Don't look down on others!"

At this time, Zhou Honghui walked in cheerfully, came to Ye Chun, and reported: "Miss Ye, they will bring the food and wine in ten minutes. Please wait a little longer."

"Moreover, I have carefully prepared several small festivals for Miss Ye. I hope Miss Ye will like them."

Ye Chun smiled slightly: "Haha... Mr. Zhou, there is wine here, let's have a drink first."

Seeing Ye Chun's charming smile, Zhou Honghui was slightly stunned, then hurriedly picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

Seeing Ye Chun also finish a glass of wine, Zhou Honghui sighed: "I didn't expect that Miss Ye also likes to drink, ha..."

As a result, before Zhou Honghui's smile could fully unfold, he suddenly farted.

This fart came very suddenly. From the moment I felt the fart to the moment I let it out, it only took a moment.

Zhou Honghui didn't even have time to endure it.

Because of this, the fart was a bit loud, which shocked Ye Chun for a moment, and then he covered his nose.

Zhou Honghui was very embarrassed and his face turned red. Because he rarely farted, and he had never farted so loudly.

He moved his butt unnaturally, and as soon as he moved it, he immediately felt a strong urge to fart again.

He tried hard to hold back, trying to hold back the fart. Even if he couldn't hold it in, he would at least let it go a little softer.

But, it was no use, he couldn't hold it back no matter how hard he tried, and he couldn't hold it back no matter how hard he tried.

This fart, like an unblocked sewer, rushed out unimpeded, and made another sound, just like someone fired a cannon during the New Year.

Snap, crisp and loud, quick and sudden; it has no smell, but some smell of shit.

This fart suddenly refreshed Zhou Honghui's understanding of farts, and even Ye Chun found it incredible.

How could a fart be so loud?

How could you fart so aggressively?

Shit, how could you be so arrogant?

Nima, if we release this during the Chinese New Year, we won’t have to buy cannons.

At this moment, Ye Chun not only covered his nose, but also his mouth.

However, it was no use, she still let out a "poof" and laughed, bursting out laughing.

Only Li Yong sat there quietly, indifferent.

Having witnessed the grand scene of grandpa Han Xifeng farting, he knew clearly that this was just the beginning.

Next, Zhou Honghui's farts will become louder and louder, and in less than an hour, they will not end at all.

Poof...pop...boom...long...bang...

The two farts in front were like leads, which immediately led to the next series of cannons.

From the initial blush to the final black and purple pig liver face, Zhou Honghui completed the change in just two farts. Hearing the loud fart sound, Zhou Honghui was so ashamed that he wanted to crawl into a crack in the ground and hide.

When he let out the sixth fart clearly and loudly, he couldn't sit still anymore.

I saw him standing up suddenly, amidst Ye Chun's laughter and Li Yong's calmness, rushing out of the private room without looking back, screaming and running away, leaving behind a stinking fart smell all the way, which was lost in the blink of an eye.

Lost traces.

It was so embarrassing, he had to find a place to put it away properly.

Li Yong and Ye Chun were the only ones left in the private room. Seeing Ye Chun laughing so hard that he was out of breath and lying directly on the dining table with tears streaming down his face, Li Yong knocked on the table and asked lightly

: "Is it so funny?"

After a while, Ye Chun finally suppressed his laughter, glared at Li Yong, rolled his eyes, and cursed: "Bad guy."

"What did you say?" Li Yong said displeased.

"I said you were a bad guy. Humph, you actually tricked me into taking fart medicine. Fortunately, I didn't take it, otherwise it would have been embarrassing." At this point, she remembered Zhou Honghui's funny way when he farted, and laughed again.

Li Yong explained seriously: "That's not a fart medicine! Farting is just a side effect of the pill. After farting, Xiao Zhou will feel refreshed, all diseases will disappear, and his whole body will be full of strength, just like a young man.

How many years old."

"Pfft..." Ye Chun couldn't help it and laughed again.

She had never heard that farting could have so many benefits.

If farting could make you feel refreshed and all kinds of illnesses go away, hospitals all over the world would be closed down.

When everyone gets sick, they line up to fart and all diseases will be cured!

At this time, a group of waiters brought the wine and food, and soon the table was filled.

Then, there was a boy in a tuxedo, holding a large bouquet of roses, and handed it to Ye Chun: "Welcome sister Ye Chun to Zhonghai as a guest, and wish sister Ye Chun a happy birthday."

Ye Chun was very happy to see such a cute child. She hurriedly caught the flowers and thanked her repeatedly.

Today was her birthday, but she didn't tell anyone. Unexpectedly, this little child knew about it.

Just after accepting the flowers, another girl in a clean dress walked in unhurriedly, holding a diamond ring in both hands, and came to Ye Chun: "Sister Ye Chun, please accept this gift and treat Zhonghai as your own."

's home."

"Wow, so beautiful." Ye Chun praised, but did not answer: "Little sister, thank you, I can't take this because I don't know who gave it to me."

"Sister Ye Chun, please accept it, otherwise, the boss will deduct my salary."

The girl was too honest, which made Ye Chun embarrassed for a while and couldn't help but ask: "Who is the boss here?"

"Don't look at me, it's not me." Li Yong quickly clarified the relationship. He never deducted employees' wages.

At this moment, another group of people walked into the private room. They surrounded Ye Chun in a fan shape, clapped their hands together and sang: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Finally, someone brought a big cake with three words on it: 'I love you.'

When the cake was pushed in front of Ye Chun, these people shouted in English: "I have you."

Ye Chun was suddenly moved and glared at Li Yong: "Bad guy, you must have put in a lot of effort!"

Li Yong stood up quickly: "This has nothing to do with me."

"Could it be Zhou Honghui?" Ye Chun guessed.

"If it's not him, who else could it be?" Li Yong smiled lightly.

Ye Chun suddenly burst out laughing because she remembered the scene where Zhou Honghui farted one after another and couldn't help it! This made her dislike Zhou Honghui less, but she definitely didn't fall in love with him.

So, she declined the diamond ring and just kept the cake.

After letting all the staff go out, she raised her glass and said with a smile: "Come, have a drink with me. Today is my birthday. I never thought you would spend it with me. No matter what, I am very happy."

But Li Yong stood up and said: "You are happy, I have eaten and I am going home."

"Hey, how come you..." When Ye Chun was about to teach Li Yong a lesson, Li Yong had already walked out and left without looking back.

He wanted Ye Chun to make a fool of himself, but it turned out that Zhou Honghui took the longevity pill. For Li Yong, he was picked up from the airport by Zhou Honghui and had a banquet with Zhou Honghui. He felt a little bit regretful!

But when he thought about it, Zhou Honghui felt relieved that the longevity pill had only advantages and no disadvantages.

Seeing that it was getting late, he felt that Han Lu should have returned home, so he got up and left.

He had a bad impression of Ye Chun, so he naturally would not spend his birthday with Ye Chun.

If you have this time, you might as well chat with your wives!

When he walked out of the hotel and was about to take a taxi to leave, Li Yong saw a small tabby cat running along the road.

The dim street lights could not affect Li Yong's vision. He recognized at a glance that this little tabby cat was Wang Li. Unexpectedly, she would run directly from the airport to here. This section of the road is at least 40 kilometers.

Marveling at her running ability, Li Yong hurriedly shouted: "Wang Li."

The little cat suddenly stopped, looked up, and saw Li Yong; his eyes seemed to be filled with complaints and anger.

Immediately afterwards, there was a flash of white light, and the little cat instantly turned into a great beauty. Who else could it be if she wasn't Wang Li?

Wearing denim overalls, a white shirt, and sneakers, she looks like a pure school girl.

"Why didn't you wait for me?" She walked towards Li Yong with a frosty face and asked angrily.

"I thought you went home directly, haha..." Li Yong laughed. At that time, he met Ye Chun and Zhou Honghui, so Li Yong also forgot about Wang Li.

"How do I know where your home is?" Wang Li snorted coldly.
To be continued...
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