Chapter 199: Bombing the Corpse
When I was stunned, my trousers were all wet and one foot stepped into the sink in the toilet.
Fortunately, the hygiene measures in Lijiazhuang are good, and the toilets are flushed automatically. Otherwise, they would have no shame to see people.
Bang!
Another knife passed by, Jiang Han flew out of the soul jar and almost slept on me. Under the weight, my face pressed to the ground. Although it was my own urine, it was quite disgusting!
"Master! I'm late to rescue!" Jiang Han confirmed that I was fine, so he hugged me and ran out of the toilet.
Something was touched during the charge, and the person next to him was shocked. It seemed that the corpseman who was sneaking into my sneak attack in the toilet also encountered it because of the narrow place.
"Closed the toilet!" After flushing out of the toilet, I immediately struggled and ordered Jiang Han to block the door of the male public toilet.
Xijun and Song Wanyi, Daimei and Black Hairboy all ran out and rushed into the toilet.
Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both ran away, wondering what I was doing.
"I almost assassinated the ghost thing!" I touched the ghost coffin and summoned Wang Yan and ordered them to enter the toilet to kill the enemy.
The public toilets are all in the southern squat style, with more than a dozen lines being placed, and the sink will flush automatically when it is full. It is simple but practical.
Wang Yan took the little girl ghost in to kill the corpse maker, and red ropes filled the toilet. This time he hit Jiang Han and blocked it in the toilet. It was a mistake. If he couldn't kill him, it would be a strange thing.
"Come on torpedo!" I turned around and said to Li Qinghe who was running over.
When Li Qinghe saw that my head was covered with water, he knew that something happened to me in the toilet.
The funeral will be held tomorrow. The funeral of the Li family is of course indispensable. The soul-induced cannon used to open the way is a plastic shell called "torpedo". It is extremely powerful and can produce a piece of white fish belly in the fish pond.
The little girl ghost can't search, so the corpse walker must be hiding in the toilet trough. The shit and urine still have an impact on the ghost general. The ghost can only search on the ground and know that it is dirty.
Anyway, it was morning and everyone woke up. It wasn't a bad thing to do when firecrackers were there, and there was a murderer below.
I put away Wang Yan and other female ghosts, and took the lead in igniting firecrackers and threw them into the toilet trough.
After the loud bang, the smoke of gunpowder was so white that it was covered with dust. Piles of shit flew out of the lattice window of the toilet. It was too late for everyone to run. Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei both lit firecrackers and threw them in. If there were anyone in the toilet, they would at least have to be injured, otherwise the eardrums would be damaged.
While he was stunned, a black shadow rushed out covered in shit, ran into Jiang Han's ghost-headed shield, and stepped on Jiang Han's shoulder and galloped in the air.
Everyone was stunned. When they understood, the shadow came outside the village.
"Damn it, I ran away!" Li Qinghe reacted. The firecrackers in his hand were still lit, and the leads were almost burned.
I was frightened and slapped his hand with a slap, then covered my ears and jumped to the side.
Li Qinghe also wanted to scold me, but the firecrackers roared loudly, and the heads of a group of people started to buzz.
When everyone exploded this firecracker, they couldn't stand it, so they stopped chasing it. They all blamed Li Qinghe for being stunned.
"Okay, let alone Qinghe, I haven't slept for two days and two nights, and you still expect his head to be clearer." I helped Li Qinghe out, because this kind of thing is common for me. I will understand after staying up too late. Don't expect it if you have a flash of inspiration. It's hard to handle normal things well and not make mistakes.
Li Qinghe covered her ears and hugged me with gratitude.
The master who was doing big night began to ask the Li family's relatives to gather together. Another ritual was about to die. I found a gloomy location and watched Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei, and then released all the ghost generals to warn him.
The corpse maker was very troubled this time. He must have the intention to kill me, otherwise he would not have gone to the bathroom to assassinate me. Fortunately, his wife and sister knew that I was in danger of life, so she would try her best to remind me.
Time flies and it is eight o'clock, and the coffin is lifted out and ready to lift the coffin up the mountain.
Li Qinghe led the way with Li Ruizhong's portrait, Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei followed behind the coffin and walked to the Feng Shui treasure land chosen by the Li family.
This time, the Feng Shui site was Zhao Xi of the Zhao family. It was located far away. After passing many sugarcane fields and forests, I walked into the mountain road. It took two groups of people to carry the coffin to reach the hillside surrounded by mountains and waters.
The corpse walker didn't come along the way, and the sun also emerged. Although I stayed up all night, I felt relieved. The corpse walker would not come again in broad daylight.
I lit a firecracker and threw it into the dug tomb. I walked over and muttered it, sprinkled three taels of corpse-proof powder, a handful of dark money, and a lit black incense. This could prevent Li Ruizhong from cheating on the corpse and would be safe in the future. Then I let the Li family be buried.
Everyone in the Li family and Xuanmen knows my abilities. Now, when I see my work, I look respectful. Some teachers also use my methods to explain the key points to their apprentices.
Li Qinghe looked at me gratefully. After all, this trick alone costs a lot, and this is true brotherhood.
After the funeral, I took a red rope and some benefits. I went back and forth. Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Xiaofei also followed him, and Li Qinghe had to burn incense and kneel down and worship.
Everyone dispersed quickly, and the crowd was quite safe. Nothing happened. Because I had Yin and Yang Order, I was with my wife and sister. I could not beat me and could use the underworld to relax.
When we returned to the Li family's village, we crossed the weight and the brazier, washed the hot water soaked in the grapefruit leaves, and we were about to leave and agreed to see each other at a safe banquet. The great formation was auspicious.
"I'm so tired that I have to go back to sleep for a day later. I'll be able to take a day off for a day." Wang Yuanyi said from the side, then drove his sports car.
"Okay, see you in the afternoon." I said, and prepared to drive the pickup truck to leave by myself.
Zhang Xiaofei drove a van this time and didn't leave with Wang Yuanyi. However, when he saw me alone, he followed me and said, "Brother Tian, let's discuss something?"
Last time in the Four Little Immortals Temple, Zhang Xiaofei wanted to speak but stopped. This time, he seized the opportunity of Wang Yuanyi and Li Qinghe being away and came to me again. It was not convenient to use the phone. It seemed that there was something bad to do.
"Tell me, what's the bad idea?" I don't think it's a big deal after listening to it. Anyway, I don't spend money, so maybe I have money to deliver it to my door.
"Brother Tian, I recently heard from outside that you spend a lot of money. The 10 million you have spent recently, right? You also need to decorate the Four Immortal Taoist Temples. Isn't it good to say that you are too busy with things, and the snake cave is also big, and you will soon be unable to make ends meet. Otherwise, will we cooperate with tomb robbers? Recently, there is a large tomb, which is bigger than the one of Zhao Yu, the King of Nanyue. With your ability and the strength of our Zhang family tomb robbers, what if we look over it?" Zhang Xiaofei reminded me with a bright look.
"Tomb robbers? Isn't it great?" I knew what this guy wanted to do before I finished listening.
"What's the matter? Even if we don't go, others will go. We are brothers. Can I, Zhang Xiaofei, still cheat you? According to ancient books, there are many gold, silver and jewelry, but this is not the main thing. There are many antiques and so on. After a batch, your expenses will be solved in several years! If you can, let's call a place to have tea and meet and chat." Zhang Xiaofei encouraged him without leaving any effort. No wonder he didn't say anything on the phone.
"Well, I'll think about it, I'll call you when the time comes." I said casually. Actually, I know the money for tomb robbers, but danger also comes with it. I have many evil things now. The corpse maker chased me and ran around. After last night, I don't know where to hide today, so I have time to accompany him.
It seems that hiding in the underworld is my destination. I took out the pickup truck key, and I started the car and returned to the Four Immortal Taoist Temple.
The Liao brothers bought a domestic pickup truck this time, ZTE's flagship, and 60,000 to 70,000 yuan. Moreover, Liao Hong didn't look at him in a daze, and the songs he chose were all over the place. With music, he felt like a tiger when driving.
Lian Xijun hugged my neck and heard the music, her little head shaking and humming, which was very cute.
No wonder Liao Hong was a singer for Zhao Yu, the corpse king, when he went to the nightclub. It was because of the fermentation of tiger gall and musical cells.
The corpse walker was blown up this morning and I was in a good mood. I was too lazy to change music. I ran all the way and picked up the phone and called the Liao brothers. After all, it took a day and a night, so Zhao Yu didn't know what happened.
The phone was connected soon, and Liao Zhao probably kept looking at his phone: "One day?"
"It's me, how about Zhao Yu?" I asked.
"Oh, I ordered us to run out at noon yesterday and continue to have fun and enjoy all kinds of things! I just left the nightclub now! I'm going to go to the Supreme Sauna for a bath! But Zhao Yu said he wouldn't go back today. He said that if you are not here, we have to continue listening to him. By the way, where are you? The funeral of the Li family is here?" Liao Zhao sighed.
"Well, I'm almost here in the county, just turn the corner sign, okay, I'll go to the county and call Zhao Yu back." Zhao Yu is the corpse king, and his behavior pattern is not much different from that of a human. Except for his cold and undying body, ordinary people would not think that he was the corpse king. At most, he was a black-clad young man with green contact lenses.
"Oh, okay, then come quickly..."
As a result, Liao Zhao didn't finish his phone call. In the turn, his wife and sister suddenly pulled my clothes, which scared me so much that I looked around and hurriedly placed my feet on the brakes.
At the corner, two people with muscular expressions sat on two big rocks on the side of the road, turned their heads to look at me, and when I saw that they were two large late-stage blood corpses!
I kicked the accelerator and wanted to drive over, but the two blood corpses suddenly stood up, picked up two large stones worth hundreds of pounds and smashed them at me!
Boom!
When my wife and sister reminded me, I hurriedly turned on the steering wheel, but I still dodged without rushing. The front of the car was hit by a stone, and the position of the co-pilot was directly destroyed!
Chapter completed!