Chapter two hundred and seventy-first dry rice man, dry rice soul
At night, in the small courtyard by the stream, Chu Xiaoxiao's boudoir.
A man and a woman sit on a chair. The woman sits sideways on the man's lap, and the man puts his arm around the woman's waist.
But now, He Yunxiao is completely unconscious. He just refuses to let go of his hand.
Chu Chu used her left hand to pull out her left hand from He Yunxiao's right hand. After freeing her hands, she used both hands to pull away He Yunxiao's left hand from around her waist.
Looking at He Yunxiao who was leaning on the back of the chair and falling into coma, Chu Chu jumped off his lap and finally stopped teaching the exercises.
At that time, He Yunxiao was in excruciating pain, his consciousness was blurred, and he was like a child, insisting on hugging Chu Chu.
Chu Chu refused twice in succession, but He Yunxiao was too annoyed. If she didn't hug him, he would cry, fuss, and yell. He was like a child again.
He was already in excruciating pain, and it was useless to hit him any more. Later, Chu Chu was so annoyed by him that she had no choice but to obey him, sit in his arms, and be hugged by him. Anyway, He Yunxiao's consciousness was vague at this time, so he couldn't help it.
He is a dead man.
Surprisingly, He Yunxiao, who was always fussing, became much quieter after hugging Chu Chu.
Now that he had calmed down, Chu Chu said nothing more and concentrated on teaching him the skills.
Time passed by like this until He Yunxiao's meridians were overwhelmed and he fell into a coma. Today's teaching of Kung Fu was considered aborted.
After Chu Chu jumped off He Yunxiao's lap, she immediately sent a message to Xiaoxiao.
Chu Chu: Xiaoxiao, I’m going to bed. He Yunxiao will wake up in about half an hour. You cook some rice porridge for him.
Xiaoxiao: Chu...
Chu Chu: This transfer of power consumes a lot of money. After I go to bed, practice a little and make up for the consumption.
Xiaoxiao: Chu Chu...
Chu Chu: Finally, please stop pretending to be me and teasing He Yunxiao. Otherwise, I will tell Chu Fan all about your mischief.
Xiaoxiao:!
Chu Chu: Fell asleep.
Xiaoxiao: Chuchu! Listen to me...
Chu Chu is offline.
Everyone in Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded.
It’s okay for you to spend your internal energy cuddling with He Yunxiao. Why do you ask me to help you take care of people? Well, it’s okay to help you. But! Why do you need this girl to practice for the shortfall caused by your internal energy consumption?
You make up for it?
What a Chuchu! Use the inner strength that this girl has developed to please men, right?
The more Xiaoxiao thought about it, the angrier she became, and couldn't help but kick He Yunxiao's thigh.
He Yunxiao, who was unconscious, showed no reaction at all.
Seeing that He Yunxiao was unconscious and unresponsive after being kicked, Xiaoxiao didn't want to kick him anymore. The unconscious He Yunxiao was like a stone. What's the point of hitting the stone?
Chu Fan has been busy with the Liu Family Sword Trial Conference these days, and he comes back very late every day.
Xiaoxiao had nothing to do, Chuchu fell asleep, and He Yunxiao was unconscious again, so she had to reluctantly go into the kitchen and cook porridge for He Yunxiao.
After a while, Xiaoxiao walked into the room with a bowl of hot white porridge and placed it on the table beside He Yunxiao.
She said angrily: "He Yunxiao! Both you and Chu Chu owe this girl a favor this time! Do you understand?"
He Yunxiao was still unconscious and did not respond.
Xiaoxiao felt unmotivated and sat on the bed angrily, preparing to practice.
After practicing internal skills for a while, Xiaoxiao became more and more angry as she thought about it, so she got out of bed, came to He Yunxiao's side, and kicked him hard. After her anger subsided, she went back to continue practicing.
After practicing for a while, Xiaoxiao got out of bed again and came to He Yunxiao. After observing that he was still awake, she squatted down and patted his trouser legs in an attempt to erase the criminal shoe prints.
Chu Chu predicted very accurately that He Yunxiao was only unconscious for half an hour. Half an hour later, He Yunxiao slowly woke up. As soon as he woke up, he felt something sneaking between his legs.
one look……
He Yunxiao:?
"Chu...Xiaoxiao?"
Xiaoxiao was patting the shoe prints on He Yunxiao's pants when she suddenly heard someone calling her. She looked up... and met He Yunxiao's eyes.
He Yunxiao was surprised and asked: "Xiaoxiao, do you still have this kind of hobby?"
Xiaoxiao wondered: "What hobby?"
He Yunxiao: "Play a musical instrument."
"What instrument?"
"Xiao."
Xiaoxiao frowned, "Why did you call me?"
He Yunxiao:......
He Yunxiao looked at Xiaoxiao with caring eyes, as long as he was ignorant enough, he could ignore all pornographic remarks.
The threshold for color jokes is extremely high, and it is meant to be told to veterans.
For example, Zi Ruo’s wife, if you drive a train and run over her face, she won’t even notice it. Because she has no concept at all. For a girl who still thinks that kissing can lead to pregnancy, sex jokes are really a joke.
It was too ahead of its time.
He Yunxiao waved his hand, "I didn't call you."
He was very hungry now and was in no mood to argue with Xiaoxiao.
"Xiaoxiao, is there anything to eat? I'm going to starve to death."
Xiaoxiao stood up and pointed to the rice porridge on the table, "This is..."
As soon as He Yunxiao saw the rice porridge, he picked it up and drank it without saying a word.
A rice cook, a rice cook. He Yunxiao held a big bowl in his hand, raised his head and poured the rice porridge into his mouth.
Xiaoxiao looked dumbfounded on the sidelines. She had been severely shocked by He Yunxiao twice today. The first time was when he accepted the power transfer, and the second time was when he was doing it.
Xiaoxiao's cooking skills, even after many days of practice, are still not very good. They are only edible and have nothing to do with being delicious.
Xiaoxiao stared dumbfoundedly at the cook. She was secretly amazed: He ate so deliciously, didn’t he even chew it? He just swallowed it.
A big bowl of rice porridge was poured into He Yunxiao's stomach in three to five seconds.
After showing off, He Yunxiao wiped his lips and handed the big bowl to Xiaoxiao, "Xiaoxiao, have another bowl."
In shock, Xiaoxiao took the bowl handed to him by He Yunxiao in a daze, and then went to help He Yunxiao fill the rice.
He Yunxiao watched Xiaoxiao go out and felt something was not right.
Xiaoxiao, are you being treated like a maid by me?
Before He Yunxiao could figure out the problem, Xiaoxiao walked into the house carrying a second bowl of rice porridge.
Even after eating a bowl of rice, He Yunxiao was still very hungry. We will discuss Xiaoxiao's problem later. He must cook now.
Without saying a word, he finished a bowl of rice porridge in 35 seconds.
Passing the bowl to Xiaoxiao, He Yunxiao said again: "Xiaoxiao, have another bowl."
Xiaoxiao looked at He Yunxiao and then at the empty bowl in his hand.
"He Yunxiao, is this rice porridge delicious?"
He Yunxiao smashed his mouth. To be honest, he didn't taste it. But seeing that Xiaoxiao made an exception to help him serve the rice, He Yunxiao reciprocated the favor, nodded and said: "It tastes good. Who cooked it, Chu Chu?"
Xiaoxiao pouted angrily, "It's me!"
"Oh, that's good, I'm good at cooking."
Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel happy after receiving praise from her rival He Yunxiao.
Hum hum, even He Yunxiao thinks this girl did a good job.
However, although the corners of Xiaoxiao's mouth were raised crazily, she was embarrassed to express her happiness directly, so she said awkwardly: "It's okay. As long as I want to do something as simple as cooking, it's not casual."
He Yunxiao laughed awkwardly at the side.
Chapter completed!