Chapter Eleven General Assembly(1/2)
(Negative emotion value balance: 299)
Banggeng slept all night holding his "ten yuan". Early that morning, he took advantage of the dim light and knocked on the door of Uncle Zhang's house.
Uncle Zhang opened the door with a puzzled look on his face and saw Bangge struggling to hold two tires.
"Where did you get these tires?"
"Picked from the garbage dump." Children are prone to telling lies that are similar to the truth, and they are very harmful to themselves.
Originally, Uncle Zhang wanted to recycle them for seven yuan each. When he heard that they were picked up from the garbage dump, he bought two for five yuan.
Banggeng looked unhappy. His "ten yuan" had shrunk, and it was even less than half.
However, five yuan is still a huge amount of money for a child, and Xiaobangjie is thinking about how to spend this pie that fell from the sky.
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Master He, who had been catching fish all day, went home on time after checking in with the time clock machine (Master Huang).
"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."
Who said He Yuzhu doesn't go to and from get off work on time? He should clock in on time when he goes to work.
Back to the courtyard, the courtyard was already full of people.
When the uncle saw it, it was Shazhu who was back. This time he didn't have to think about it, he knew that this matter had something to do with Banggeng. After all, Banggeng was the only one who stole things in the yard.
According to the "help" given by the first uncle to Widow Qin, how could Widow Qin's family suffer a loss?
Didn't I take the blame last time? It doesn't matter if I take the blame again this time.
"Silly Zhu, you came back just in time. There is a general meeting in the courtyard, and I have left a stool for you."
"No, sir, just stand."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."
Who knows what this old guy is planning, he might be trying to trick him again.
The first uncle said: "If we waste a little time in the evening, let's hold a hospital-wide meeting.
This time let’s talk about the matter of Lao Yan (third uncle Yan Bugui) losing his tire.
The last time there was an incident in our compound where Silly Zhu retaliated against Xu Damao for stealing his chicken, this time there was another incident of a tire being lost. This is an extremely bad trend in our compound."
The first man paused, deliberately leaving time for everyone to think about it.
When He Yuzhu heard this, his face turned dark. What does this mean? Are you playing me? Don't you want me to take the blame again?
Although it was indeed him who did this, he did it with Xu Damao's face, and it has nothing to do with He Yuzhu.
The uncle continued: "Last night, out of good intentions, Lao Yan wanted to introduce someone to He Yuzhu.
However, He Yuzhu pushed back and refused to let Lao Yan enter the house because he didn't see anyone in sight. He also said that he wanted to be a free man. In the end, the two broke up unhappy.
This time, we can also think that He Yuzhu took malicious revenge and deliberately damaged Lao Yan’s bicycle."
Good boy! He Yuzhu from the crowd couldn't help but want to give the uncle a round of applause, analogizing the case from the chicken theft incident to the tire theft case.
Fortunately, I didn't sit on the small stool that everyone could see.
Don't tell me that the analysis of this matter is "reasonable and well-founded". Most people will still believe this. What if He Yuzhu got angry on the spot and quarreled with the third uncle?
Then He Yuzhu may have to take the blame this time.
Awesome! Master, your routine is getting deeper and deeper, one link after another.
The analysis of Silly Zhu's character is also very thorough. Silly Zhu loves to be pushy and has a bad temper. According to the old man's routine, the shit basin will definitely be placed on Silly Zhu's head.
At that time, the uncle will come forward to defend, let Shazhu pay some money, apologize, sweep the floor, and this matter will be over.
Those who did this fell into his trap and still want to remember his feelings.
It's a pity that he is not Sha Zhu, his name is He Yuzhu.
Now that the pressure is on He Yuzhu's side, the crowd also makes room for him, and everyone's eyes are looking at him.
"Master, what you said is just like the script. What you say is better than what you sing. But, where is the evidence? Has anyone seen me, He Yuzhu, steal a car tire?
You are slandering me. If I call the police, you will probably have to eat for free for several years before you can come out."
"Ding! Negative emotions +5."
As the biggest official fan, why don’t you come out and say a few words at this time:
"In our courtyard house, let alone stealing a tire, even if you fart, you can find out who did it. There are so many of us, and there is no evidence."
Suddenly, a figure stood up, it was Uncle Zhang.
The second uncle saw it and immediately said: "Lao Zhang, do you have any evidence?"
Uncle Zhang is an honest man. Faced with the attention of so many people, he was a little nervous and stammered when he spoke: "I...I received two tires this morning. They were...from Xiaobanggeng, and bought them for five dollars."
…Collected from those who make quick money.”
As Uncle Zhang finished speaking, everyone's attention was focused on Bangge.
Okay, now the pressure is on Banggeng. Banggeng hurriedly explained: "I didn't steal it, I picked it up in the garbage dump."
If a child usually says this, some people may believe it, but if it is said by a stick figure, the credibility is relatively low.
There are only two anxious people in the crowd now, the first man and Qin Huairu.
Jia Zhang is the kind of person who likes to watch the ebb and flow of the tide, but - "Pfft~~"
Everyone quickly distanced themselves from her.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +1"
He Yuzhu was a little surprised. The embarrassment caused by farting could also be counted as his negative emotion value?
In this way, the low-quality primary strengthening liquid is a good thing, and it is not an exaggeration to call it an artifact.
Seeing that everyone was about to give this matter a hammer, He Yuzhu quickly stood up and said:
"What the stickman said this time may be true. I wasn't protecting him. Do you think, how did he unload the third uncle's car? Without disturbing everyone.
Even if it was unloaded outside, could he ride a bicycle? How did he transport the car outside?
Can he carry it? You see, a child can carry a bicycle."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
The eyes of the crowd were sharp. After hearing what He Yuzhu said, there was a lot of discussion.
Finally, I came to the conclusion that this stick may be telling the truth.
But He Yuzhu was puzzled as to why it was only fifteen o'clock just now, and there was another one at five o'clock.
Mrs. Jia Zhang, He Yuzhu's first sister in society, was not "kind" to him.
It’s always been ten points, ten points. When have you ever given such a small negative emotion value?
This isn't right. He scanned everyone's faces one by one and saw Bang Jie looking at him as if he was the enemy who killed his father.
That's right, it's probably him. Maybe because I spoke for him, I lost five points.
This time it was He Yuzhu and Meng Lang.
The next words of Bangge made everyone feel that today's story is particularly interesting: "I fell asleep in the garbage dump, and then a sound woke me up. When I woke up, I saw Xu Damao unloading bicycles and putting two
The tires were thrown into the dump."
Everyone's attention shifted again to Xu Damao.
Okay, the pressure is on our Xu Damao, let’s see if he can take the blame perfectly.
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e are still in the honeymoon period due to the last night battle, and they are here to watch the show. It would be best to see He Yuzhu, and it would be a pity not to see it.
Unexpectedly, while the person was sitting on the chair, the pot came down from the sky.
He Yuzhu also saw the close relationship between Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, and was still thinking about whether to invite Xu Damao to drink again.
Lou Xiao'e was the first to open the mic: "Banggen, don't talk nonsense. My Damao and the third uncle have no enmity. Why are you dismantling his old bicycle?"
Xu Damao stiffened his neck: "Yes, what reason do I have to do this? You want to frame me, but there's no way."
Bangge was not afraid of their loud voices: "It's him, I can see it clearly."
At this time, several people who came out to use the restroom yesterday also stood up and said that they had indeed seen Xu Damao sneaking around at night.
“Ding! Negative emotions +10.
Ding! Negative emotion value +10.”
"What are you talking about? I slept well at home yesterday. Could it be that I was sleepwalking and dismantled the third uncle's car?"
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Both sides held their own opinions, and He Yuzhu felt that it was a pity that Jia and Zhang did not join the group. If Jia and Zhang had joined the group, the quarrel would have been a level higher.
Everyone started talking and finally called the police.
To be continued...