Chapter 1127 Haha, you lose(1/2)
The winter vacation for the first year of high school comes not too early or too late. The day after school is Thursday. After the last self-study class in the morning, the results and rankings of the final exam are also sent to the students' mailboxes. In addition, they can also be found in the lobby on the first floor of the teaching building.
View the digital bulletin board. When Lu Zhengkang and his roommates walked to the first floor arm in arm, parents of students picking up their children were already surrounding the bulletin board.
In order to protect the privacy of students, the announcement only shows the rankings of the top 30 students. Parents of the students commented on the announcement. Lu Zhengkang did not join in the fun, chatting and laughing with his roommates without saying anything to anyone, but they would walk all the way to Dongdaemun.
Then they parted ways. This was the reluctant farewell of male high school students.
Zou Xiagu pointed to the bulletin board and said with a smile, "Lu, how does it feel to defend the number one title again?"
Lu Zhengkang made a thrilling expression, "Huh, that's really cool! It's only half a point away. But in the end, I didn't lose to her."
The exams of all high schools in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are the same as the college entrance examination. The elective course exams adopt a points system, that is, the scores are determined by ranking. The top one percent of candidates will be counted as full marks even if their actual scores are only 40 or 50. This
This is to facilitate the comparison of scores among candidates taking different electives. After all, the exam difficulty of each course is different.
Lu Zhengkang took electives such as information technology, English and Spanish. The results of these elective courses were full marks. The top five students in the grade all have this level of strength, but they are not as stable as him. What really widens the gap is the three compulsory subjects.
Among Chinese, mathematics and physical education, Lu Zhengkang was only not good at Chinese. He had never liked writing clichés, so the marking teacher also deducted a few extra points from him.
Jiang Jin, who lost to him by half a point, was not good at sports. Her performance on the sports field was enough to be ridiculed. She was always classified as a low-achiever like those A-Zhai who scored zero points in pull-ups. However, this was a natural physical disadvantage.
, which is really understandable.
It's winter vacation soon. Lu Zhengkang doesn't like winter vacation very much, but after all, it's a holiday and he doesn't choose it.
Every Spring Festival, he would visit his great-grandfather. The old man was getting weaker and weaker. When he went home last week, Lu Zhengkang heard the staff of Ping An Nursing Home call his father, saying that the old man had fallen and was fine.
, you need to go to the hospital for two days. Adults will not take the initiative to tell children this kind of thing.
He didn't plan to go home directly, but to visit his great-grandfather. Ping'an Nursing Home was on the outskirts of the city. The place still retained some of the features of the urban-rural fringe area at the beginning of the century. Lu Zhengkang actually liked the atmosphere of the old county town. The surroundings of the nursing home
There are many small restaurants that cannot be found elsewhere, old department stores, night market stalls, and street food.
If the journey goes well, he will be able to return home before sunset tonight, so that his mother will not worry again. However, Lu Zhengkang actually doesn't mind finding a hotel near the nursing home to stay for a few days. He has his own savings, and the only trouble is the minors.
His identity requires his father to be the guarantor, so that is not a problem.
The roommates talked about their winter vacation plans. They all talked wildly, saying that they would wipe out all the piles of winter vacation homework a few days before the vacation, fight a big victory, and then use all the remaining four weeks.
Come relax and have fun.
Of course, everyone who is smart knows that this kind of talk is just fart. It is impossible for human beings to resist the deep temptation, the temptation to start making up homework when the deadline is approaching. That is what a student can create in his boring and long youth.
The greatest miracle, that is the elegy of great courage.
Lu Zhengkang has a lot of ideas for this plan. The elective courses for their group are different, but the required homework is the same. When the time comes, each of them will be responsible for a part, and then the four great minds will make a sacred union and fragment the homework book*4
After fusion, you can get epic items: complete winter vacation homework (language, mathematics).
What an amazing job this is! Someone once said that the oldest professions in the world are prostitutes and killers, so in the student profession, the oldest craft is "reasonable borrowing", which is related to education, a society rooted in the marrow of civilization.
Technology that was born together with other activities, it originated from the most basic imitation of all learning behaviors. When the ancients followed their elders to farm, hunt, weave, and collect, they conveyed the most intuitive experience through imitation. As learning enters the level of abstract experience, this
It is natural to imitate behavior
Zhang Di changed his appearance, and used his painstaking pen and ink to copy the characters and symbols created by his companions with deep thinking into his own homework. What a touching art it is! The ancient wisdom of mankind was obtained through this simple and simple action.
convey, at the same time
It also lightly increases the risk of teachers suffering from high blood pressure. Homework is like a shameless prostitute, and the act of borrowing is like a killer. In this way, this great undertaking has the advantages of both traditions.
What a remarkable statement this is!
Damn, Lu Zhengkang was simply moved by his charming wisdom.
Zhang Yingxuan thought for a moment and activated his discernment skill: "Isn't it just copying homework? Do you want to say it so exaggeratedly?"
A strange smile appeared on Zhou Xiuhe's mature face, and he pretended to shout: "Slander, I sue you for slander! Lu, I completely agree with your statement, it's so subtle, brother! You are my idol now!"
Zou Xiagu was laughing at the side. He had his own bad intentions. As long as he didn't take out the fragments of the homework, someone among the three of them would finish it for him, and then he could enjoy the fruits of his work.
!This is called profound wisdom, my old despicable one.
They talked and laughed all the way to Dongdaemun. They still had a lot of flirtatious nonsense to say, but everyone knew that it was time to say goodbye. It was time for everyone to go back to their respective homes and find their respective mothers.
Zhang Yingxuan followed Mr. Bai, the intelligent robot, to the hover car. The other two roommates made an appointment to go find a place to play in the afternoon. Lu Zhengkang looked at the people on the street, stretched and sighed.
"Lu Zhengkang!" A loud man's voice called him, "Kangkang, come here!"
Who is it? Lu Zhengkang turned his head.
Standing on the roadside, my cousin Lu Suqu waved vigorously. He was a typical lazy Jiangsu and Zhejiang man. He had a plain face, slightly long cheeks, bright and cunning eyes, and his thick lips were full of the sinister sneer of the older generation. He was better than Lu Suqu.
Zhengkang is seven years older, and they have no friendship at all, not to mention they are as close as brothers. It can be said that they have basically no intersection in life, and they have little contact even during New Years and holidays.
However, Lu Zhengkang knew him. Relatives rarely interacted with each other these days, but Lu Suqu could still remember wishing his elders birthdays every year. Lu Zhengkang heard the happy New Year greetings from this person on his mother Sun Hui's cell phone.
"Brother, why are you here?"
"I came to see you by the way. I want to go to the nursing home to see my grandpa, will you go?"
"Let's go together." Lu Zhengkang grinned, but he didn't admit it at all. "Brother, how do you plan to get there? Do you have a car?"
"Can the No. 11 bus take you? Isn't it a good idea?" Lu Suqu said happily. The probability of a young man like him owning a hover car is quite low. The No. 11 bus means two legs. They
You have to walk and then take public transportation to the nursing home.
Lu Zhengkang pretended to be innocent, "Take me on the 11th bus? Then squat down and I'll get on the bus right away."
The cousin laughed heartily and embarrassedly, pretending not to hear.
They were not familiar with each other at first, but they talked and laughed all the way. When they arrived at the nursing home, they already had a tacit understanding of young people. People in this era are still so superstitious about family blood relations, just like they did in the past thousands of years. But Lu
Zhengkang believed that it was his own charm that allowed him to make friends with Lu Suqu. After all, this guy was only twenty years old and was still young.
It was 1:54 in the afternoon when the two brothers arrived at the Ping An Nursing Home. There seemed to be some kind of activity going on here, with lights and colorful decorations. When they went in, they saw that it was a group of college students doing volunteer activities and performing for old men and women. Look at them.
I obviously don’t want to come, but I still pretend to be enthusiastic. And because of my innocence and kindness, I am touched by the tired and aging appearance of the old people, and secretly feel uneasy about my conscience. Haha, how pitiful.
The old man they were visiting lived in a single room. He had just returned from the hospital and needed to recuperate.
The first thing Lu Suqu said when he entered the door was: "Master, why don't you go to the show?"
The old man was sitting on the bedside, reading a book while wearing a pair of reading glasses. When he saw the brothers, he put down the "Selected Poems of Adonis - An Aesthetic Journey for Adults" in his hand and gave them a sideways glance.
A cold glance.
Lu Zhengkang knew that it was impossible for such a cool old man who played rock and roll to join in the fun. It would not fit in with the character of being alone and seeking defeat.
Now they are like two juniors who accidentally entered the mountain gate. Lu Xuefeng, who is dressed in a hospital gown, is the retired master who wins the snow in white. They should not meet in the nursing home's urination-smelling training room, but should meet in the mirror.
On the shore of the clear lake, in the frosty grassland.
The two juniors in the world clasped their fists and said: Senior, you are polite.
The hermit expert pointed to the armchair: sit.
It was obvious that Lu Xuefeng was in a good mood. When the old man saw Lu Suqu, he looked disappointed. When his eyes turned to Lu Zhengkang, he showed a strange smile, which seemed to be a little confused and a little gentle.
Lu Suqu asked questions here and there, and it was obvious that he was a good boy with filial piety. However, he did not understand this old man, so Lu Xuefeng reacted coldly.
Lu Zhengkang sat by the bed, picked an orange from the fruit plate, slowly peeled off the orange peel, and carefully peeled off the orange veins. After the peel was damaged, fragrant juice sputtered out, like a small sprayer, spreading the orange smell to
In the dull atmosphere around me.
The afternoon sun fell on the sheets, scraping out a pale golden spot. Lu Xuefeng crossed his fingers on his chest. Lu Zhengkang peeled the orange and handed it to him. The old man hesitated for a moment, grinned, and his mouth was really burnt.
His teeth intertwined with the dark yellow dentures, still the same as before, like a devil from a demon cult who eats children.
Lu Zhengkang did not disturb his cousin's greetings, but this guy could no longer withstand the pressure of awkward conversations. The young man faced the hermit master and lost directly in the battle of energy. Lu Suqu paused from time to time, just to give
Lu Zhengkang had a chance to intervene, but Lu Zhengkang
He stared at the old man's palm without saying a word. The yellow and rough skin was like a python skin covered with yellow sand. Those raised blood vessels no longer moved as powerfully as when he was young, but now curled up like a dying snake. The back of his hand
Age spots are clearly visible on the skin and look like snake scales.
Lu Zhengkang noticed that the old man's fingers were trembling unnaturally. The symptoms were not obvious when he was not moving. When he started to eat oranges, he seemed to be struggling.
Lu Suqu obviously noticed it too. He felt sad and suddenly stood up and said he wanted to go out for a walk. Lu Xuefeng didn't try to stop him. It was obvious that the old man didn't like his great-grandson very much.
It was quiet in the training room. Lu Zhengkang smiled at the old man, his careless look amused Lu Xuefeng. However, the cold old man still didn't say anything. He looked around and opened the drawer of the bedside table sideways. There were many things in it.
Snacks, he pointed at Lu Zhengkang, then pointed at the drawer, and forced out a shy smile.
Lu Zhengkang thinks this atmosphere is really good. He likes this silent understanding. Real relatives don't need to say so many polite words. You can see what happened to Lu Suqu. He played a trick in front of the old man.
He resigned in embarrassment before he could take action. How shameful!
He sat on the edge of the bed and ate a few packs of snacks. He didn't say a word, he just smiled at Lu Xuefeng, and Lu Xuefeng smiled at him.
After a while, the embarrassing cousin came back. He was fidgeting in his chair as if his tail was on fire. He reluctantly said a few words to the grandfather, and then lied that he had something important. Lu Xuefeng waved his hand and told him to get out of here.
Lu Zhengkang was smiling like a scheming concubine in the harem. He waited for his opponent to lose before coming out to claim credit. He offered to massage the old man's muscles and bones. Lu Xuefeng did not refuse and enjoyed the experience. He
He had never agreed before. This time, as soon as Lu Zhengkang opened his mouth, he nodded.
Grandpa had a fall a few days ago and was not in good health. Lu Zhengkang stretched out the hands of an old Chinese medicine practitioner and gave him a diagnosis. The fall bruised some soft tissues near the old man's head and tail vertebrae, but the bones were intact.
As soon as he explained his diagnosis, Lu Xuefeng lay on the bed, humming, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu He was very well-behaved.
Lu Zhengkang had never noticed that his great-grandfather was so obedient, and he thought that he had succeeded in defeating the old man.
After the massage, he emptied the old man's urinal again, looking like a caring caregiver. This work was tiring and not respectable. Nowadays, it's better to have a robot do it for him. The previous caregivers didn't have this condition.
To be continued...