A happy single fat house named Li Mingda, 30 years old, is currently doing all the things that non-fat house people like. He is holding his own fat house happy water and drinking Jiangnan Dog King Sun Yifeng, Sun Bancheng, Sun Dianjun and Erwuzai.

The eternal big brother and the poisonous old fairy Xudong and Mr. Huang who make the majority of water friends no longer believe in science - the fat house happy keyboard and the fat house happy mouse - watch the live broadcast of the young lady.

Of course, this is something I have to do in the past. Now, I am watching the StarCraft 2 game.

Today is a good day, StarCraft 2 Korean competition, the legendary StarCraft points, amateur-professional-and stickman.

The competition among Bangchui players is particularly fierce. They don’t know when they started to think that future wars will be like StarCraft, with people controlling the machines behind the scenes. So for who knows how long the future will take, South Korea ranks first in the world in its obsession with StarCraft.

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SOS is known as Brother Gou in China, and he should be named after the dog. He has some strength, but the most famous one is the dog.

Seafood TV-Big brother and Lao Xian worked together to poison the milk, but Gou Ge SOS still couldn't withstand the poisonous milk and ended his competition as the runner-up again.

In the cheers of the water friends, Xudong Huangdian skillfully clicked on the B site and found the special song written for SOS. He clicked on it and played it in one go.

The prelude to Zheng Zhihua’s Water begins

The bitter sand blows on Sos's face...

"Tsk, tsk, poor dog brother, he was sucked to death by the old fairy again, tsk, tsk, there will be another corpse on the Baimen Tower, neither the first nor the last."

After cutting off the live broadcast interface, Li Mingda clicked on the task bar at the bottom of his desktop and found the game he was currently playing.

epic masterpiece

Carefully crafted

500 million yuan

Leading the new black technology era of gaming

The last martial arts

The legendary NetEase dad’s masterpiece Nishuihan

Li Mingda, who has played Fantasy Westward Journey and talked about Westward Journey, couldn't help but scratch his head. He is currently a prostitute for free. NetEase's father seems to be a little angry. He has not been offline for several days and has been worried.

Having a single profession is boring. In order to give myself some extra pocket money to buy figurines and happy water, as well as nutrition fees for watching educational movies, I have all the professions on one account. What’s even crazier is that they are all female accounts, and their faces are exactly the same.

The evaluations are all about the noble prime minister - the charming city and the country.

hey-hey

Looking at the rows of daughters.

Heart burning

Heart burning

Heart soaring

Wow

I stood up and poured myself a full glass of happy water. I stepped on a sticky piece of toilet paper and the happy water in the quilt instantly splashed out. In a perfect arc, part of it splashed onto the main chassis and the power supply.

A beautiful electric arc followed the happy water to Li Mingda's body. Li Mingda's fat body felt happier than the fifth girl in the lightning and thunder (electricity leakage and host GG) in an instant.

Everything goes dark

I don’t know how long it has been

Didn't hear you

Forehead

Looks like I heard someone talking

"Mother, you see she is a little princess."

"so cute"

A weak voice said "Report it to me"

The weak voice came again

"Well, little guy, I almost killed my mother. I don't know what Erlang is going to name you."

not long after

A voice that was both majestic and gentle reached Li Mingda's ears again.

"Mingda, this one is pretty good. By the way, there's also Xiaoming, let's call her Sizi. Hahaha, my daughter is so outstanding."

You're just a daughter, you're stupid, I'm a man

Sleepy

sleepy

Nima, what on earth is going on?

want to open eyes

But so sleepy

Forget it, go to bed first

When I woke up, I realized that it was probably an electric shock that burned out my brain.

a few days later

Li Mingda finally knew that he was not dreaming

Traveled through time by myself

Really

It seems that his mother is the Empress Changsun, and his father is Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who finally died from taking drugs and cultivating immortality.

His eldest brother, Li Chengqian, who failed in the rebellion, his second brother is the legendary fat man Li Tai, and his older brother, who is being ridden step by step by his concubine, is the future Tang Gaozong and the current Jin Dynasty.

Wang Lizhi.

The energy of young children is limited, and it takes several months for them to eat enough, sleep enough, and eat enough.

One day Li Mingda opened his eyes and turned to look at the gorgeous palace unwillingly.

How to adjust

I still don’t want to travel through time.

No fat house happy water

No games either

I can’t listen to the old fairy’s boasts.

Damn it, I can’t pick up girls

What is the use of this journey? Give me back my golden cudgel. I want this sky so that it can no longer cover my eyes. I want this land so that my heart can no longer be buried. I want all living beings to understand my thoughts. I want all the Buddhas.

All gone!

Li Mingda screamed

A beautiful woman with huge breasts on the side hurriedly picked her up and said, "Princess, are you hungry?"

Before Li Mingda could refuse, a grape was stuffed into Li Mingda's mouth. Smelling the milk, Li Mingda subconsciously began to suck it.

Suck, suck, suck

Forget it, for the sake of the nanny in front of me, forget it, and just love whoever you want from now on. If you are really Li Mingda, it seems like you died a little early. No, let's think of a solution later.

In fact, Li Mingda also checked the information about Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang. After all, the two people have the same name. Li Mingda's nickname is to be called Princess, which is a bit commemorative of a pig called Princess.

It’s hard to look back on the past,

That fat princess

Oh no

Come to think of it, according to the respective versions of the novels, it is said that Li Mingda, who is currently himself, suffered from congenital heart disease when he gave birth, mainly caused by the empress Changsun who was not in good health at the time.

But based on my observation when I opened my eyes, Queen Changsun's body looked very strong, not sick at all.

Once, when Li Mingda was being held by a palace maid, he saw Empress Changsun slap her hand on the seat and leave a handprint on it.

It was made of solid wood, a serious royal item, of excellent quality. Could it be that there was something wrong with the world I came to?

What exactly is going on, I have no idea.

Is this the martial arts version?

Flying over the eaves and walking over the wall

The light of the sword and the shadow of the sword

Gratitude and resentment

Crazy·male hates female

In his daze, Li Mingda heard another palace maid talking about Xuanzang, the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.
To be continued...