Where's the funny meow?

What's funny?

Why is it a girl if she is beautiful? She must be a beautiful boy, otherwise why would there be a story about a cross-dressing man who robbed the entire dormitory?

I dare not think about it

What if it's true?

Then there is only one way - to verify the identity

(ˉ﹃ˉ)

Li Mingda pointed to Cheng Xin who was kneeling on the ground: "Qingfeng come with me to verify the authenticity."

Qingfeng nodded, reached out and grabbed it like an ostrich and brought it to the cubicle.

Facing Li Mingda's curious gaze, Chengxin still lowered his head and trembled.

suck

suck

(￣ii￣;)

Wiped my saliva

"Little guy, don't be afraid that your uncle is a good person. Oh no, this princess is a good person."

Satisfactory: "......"

"Be good, be obedient and let me see. If it's a girl, I can consider saving your life."

Chengxin raised her head, tears streaming down her face: "Really?"

"real"

Chengxin gritted his teeth and nodded, thinking about what his mother had told her when she passed away. She was not allowed to take off her clothes in front of others. She said it was degrading to the gentlemen. Even when she was a little eunuch, she always kept to herself, but now it is no longer the case.

It’s no longer a polite place.

Biting her little lips, with tears in her eyes, she took off her little eunuch uniform, and then her fur pants.

Li Mingda, Qingfeng and Yixin lowered their heads and looked at the position three inches below their navel, good guy.

The Qingqing Prairie is desertified and has a canyon. The canyon looks like it has not been exposed to wind and sun, and is still in a pink adolescent state.

Come on

Case solved

Li Mingda patted Chengxin's head: "Okay, your nickname is saved, but the little eunuch Chengxin must die."

Of course, Chengxin was smart and heard Li Mingda's words, and knelt down obediently: "Thank you, Your Highness, for saving my life."

"Satisfactory, these are connected together, you will be called Liuli from now on."

Cheng Xin didn't react for a long time. Shouldn't Cheng Xin Ruyi be called Ruyi?

Why did it turn into glass?

"do you have any opinion?"

"No slave"

“It’s been like this for so long.”

"My slave Liuli has met Her Royal Highness the Princess."

"Call Master"

"Yes, Master"

Li Mingda patted his little head: "Good boy, a new name and a new beginning. From now on, you will be my Li Mingda's new maid Liuli."

"yes"

Ask the maid outside to find a new maid uniform and let Liuli put it on. Take the eunuch costume directly back and it will be considered a closure. Just tell Lao Li the specific situation later.

Liuli, who was wearing a maid's costume, returned to her usual appearance. Teenager Li Mingda did not ask her to tuck her hair up, but let her hair hang loosely, giving her a long, straight black look.

Very good, quite beautiful.

Don't Mingyang and Ruhuazhi know that Liuli is a little girl?

He rubbed his chin.

Forget it, don't care if she knows it or not, just let Qingfeng and the others take a closer look later.

Li Mingda is not a fool, and not everyone will keep it around him. There are so many things around him that need to be kept secret.

It's not like the princes won't let go.

"Although you are allowed to stay, you still need to pass the assessment. If you pass, you will be my lord's personal maid. However, I will not let you go. You just won't be able to serve me. Do you understand?"

Liuli saluted: "Say... Liuli understands"

"Well, Qingfeng, let's take her down. After passing the exam, let Wu Xu teach her the rules, and then take the exam."

"yes"

Qingfeng naturally knew what the assessment Li Mingda was talking about, to check whether he was loyal and reliable. Mingyue Qiushui and Xiaoxian could do this together.

Why go to such great lengths? Naturally, it's because of Li Mingda's safety. What if someone uses means he doesn't understand to drop hints?

Mingyue checked with medical skills, Qiu Shui with sound, and Xiaoxian with Gu skills. The three of them joined forces. If nothing worked, they could rely on their creator.

Qingfeng took Liuli down. Li Mingda was sitting in the lobby, and a familiar yet unfamiliar voice came to his ears.

Ding

Lost treasure

No, it's the system that's a bastard.

"The same joy as the host, harvesting the famous satisfaction in history, and finding out the secrets"

"Reward a poison-avoiding pill, reward 100% loyalty of Xinxin Liuli, reward a set of basic internal skills and mental skills, and a set of pills that can be used to reach the age of 8."

"Host, please continue to work hard."

...

"System~!"

"system"

"system"

"Do you dare to agree when I call you?"

"Come out and speak."

"do you died?"

"Hey, you peed on the bed"

Sure enough, the baby cow bubbled and turned into a tumble and disappeared.

Li Mingda opened his backpack and found the poison-avoiding pill. He clicked on the description: The poison-avoiding pill has the effect of avoiding poison and repelling insects. After eating it, it is immune to all poisons. The materials required for refining***,&&&,###....

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What does this mean? Isn’t it the language of the earth? What are you doing? Are you afraid that I will mass-produce it?

Hate

How does it know? How do I think of it? If possible, throw one to Lao Li, one to my mother, one to dry minced meat, and one to Ruhuazhi. You can consider watching his performance in front of the fat bird. Li Ke can also be obedient, and then be around you.

The breeze, the bright moon, the sea, the autumn water, Xiaoxian, Murong Xue, Wu Xu, Zheng Wanli, there are a lot of masters.

This system is so annoying. Even if I starve to death, eat poison, or be hit by a plane when I walk out of the door, I will not take your elixir.

I protested but was not impressed.

╭(╯^╰)╮

After half a day, Li Mingda grabbed the elixir and played with it for a while.

Do you want to eat it?

What if it tastes bad?

Does it taste like chocolate?

Or creamy?

How about a lick?

Forget it, I'm not a licker.

Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Li Mingda threw the pill-sized poison-avoiding pill into his mouth that he had been thinking about for a long time.

It melts in your mouth and has an indescribable fragrance. It's delicious. I really want to try another one.
To be continued...