Chapter 333 Rehmannia Pill and Rabbit Shit
Hearing that Li Mingda was drinking while holding a knife, Zhang Fei instantly looked a little embarrassed. How did he die? He asked his subordinates to cut off his head after being drunk.
From the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty to his death, except for Lao Cao, who drank too much and fell in love with Zhang Xiu's aunt, which cost his eldest son his life, he was the most aggrieved general on the battlefield.
Zhang Fei's face turned red and he lowered his head and explained in a low voice: "Well, I know I'm wrong and I will definitely correct it."
Li Mingda hugged his arms and asked him: "Can it really be changed?"
Zhang Fei nodded: "Yes~!"
Li Mingda: "What if it can't be changed?"
Zhang Fei: "Well, then let me not drink for a year... or even a month~!"
Sure enough, he still looks like a bear, but it is enough not to let him lead the troops alone. He can be a general who is the vanguard to break the formation, but cannot be a single soldier.
"Since you are so determined, I will let you become a vanguard general under Shi Yuan and Xing Ba."
When Zhang Fei heard what Li Mingda said, he immediately agreed: "No~!"
Hey hey hey
Zhang Fei is so happy. Pang Tong and Pang Shiyuan are old partners. They have a very close relationship. If Pang Tong hadn't died early in Luofengpo, Zhang Fei wouldn't have ended up like that.
Also, Gan Ning was generous and loyal, and he was considerate of his subordinates, while Zhang Fei was not a caring person, so they were perfect together.
Leave all the worries to Pang Tong, he only needs to lead the troops to fight.
Gan Ning had no objection to transferring Zhang Fei to him. The two of them were very satisfied, Pang Tong was also happy, and everyone was happy.
Seeing Pang Tong, Zhang Fei, and Gan Ning walking out after receiving the imperial edict, Li Mingda had a wise smile on his lips.
The fate of three people~!
Why did Pang Tong die that year? He died on Liu Bei's Lu horse. A white horse was so dazzling in the dark night. Some people say it was Lord Lu. Some people say it was because the name of the place coincided with Pang Tong's nickname. In fact, Li Mingda believed in something else.
An argument.
Liu Paopao didn't want Zhang Fei to have a superb Chilean strategist by his side. He didn't want his position to be threatened at all, and Bai Ma, a veteran who had been on the battlefield for many years, wouldn't know what was going on.
Veterans on the battlefield are very sensitive to danger. Li Mingda felt that Liu Paopao must have smelled a hint of danger, and then took the opportunity to get rid of Pang Tong.
Some people even say that it was Zhuge Liang's idea. There was only one Wolong between Shu and Han, and the phoenix chick was completely redundant.
Actually, there are these words later in the original work of the Three Kingdoms, but the interpretation is true or false. Li Mingda rubbed his chin. He thought that the system was stupid and ordered Liu Paopao out for him that day. He was the one who brought him out.
Should I die or stay?
And that Sima Yi, this kind of young man.
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't decide.
Li Mingda got up and walked around to circulate the blood in his body, and then thought about how to prepare the elixir for Lao Li.
Although Lao Liba's physical fitness was good when he practiced martial arts and fought in his early years, his body has become a lot empty after eating, drinking, having fun and finding concubines over the years. In addition, due to the limited level of modern medical care, various injuries cannot be treated well, leaving some root causes.
How to give him a good body?
Calcium supplement~!
It seems that this needs to be prepared, and then it is to treat Lao Li's kidneys. When middle-aged people, they need to soak wolfberry in a thermos cup. Forget the wolfberry here, you can also get him some Liuwei Dihuang Pills.
Then give Lao Li some diluted Dali Pills that he takes. Lao Li must have hemorrhoids because he has been sitting in the imperial study room for a long time, and his eyesight is not very good. Give him some Wangyue Sand?
Thinking about it, it doesn't matter. Wangyuesha is just rabbit shit. Lao Li will be angry with him later.
Well, ask Sun Simiao to open a house for him and put some moong sand in it.
After making up his mind, Li Mingda sent someone to Sun Simiao, threw the formula of Liuwei Dihuang Pills to him, and then asked him to write down the prescription for Wangyue Sha and come back to get the finished product.
Sun Simiao acted relatively quickly, and Liuwei Dihuang Pills came out within two days. When Li Mingda looked at the particles of the Dihuang Pills, he always felt that the size and color were similar to those of Wangyue Sand.
I was stunned looking at this.
Wu Xu looked at Li Mingda with curiosity and looked at a pile of pills, and couldn't help but ask: "Your Majesty, what is this?"
Li Mingda: "Elixir"
When Wu Xu heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Can I eat it?"
Li Mingda fooled Wu Xu and said, "Okay, you will grow a beard if you eat it." As he said this, he gestured to Zhang Fei's big beard.
Growing a beard?
After imagining what he would look like with a beard, Wu Xu immediately retracted his head: "Forget it."
For Wu Xu, it would be too scary for her to grow a big beard.
Looking at Wu Xu's scared look, Li Mingda stretched out his hand and rubbed her little face: "Okay, I'm lying to you, this is for kidney yin deficiency, dizziness, tinnitus, soreness and weakness in the waist and knees, bone steaming and hot flashes.
It can be used by both men and women to treat night sweats and spermatorrhea and relieve thirst. As long as you follow the dosage according to the dosage, you don’t need it at such a young age.
Wu Xu understood this time that feelings were like this, and then pointed to another bag: "Where is this one?"
Li Mingda: "This is also a medicinal material, which can activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis."
Wu Xu pulled out a gray-black substance similar to Dihuang Pill from the medicine bag, then grabbed it and said, "Hey, there is one here too, let me try it." Then he threw it into his mouth.
Watching Wu Xu eat the rabbit shit, Li Mingda decided not to tell her, and turned around to make fun of Murong Xue.
He patted Wu Xu on the head and told her: "Here are medicinal materials. Don't eat them if you have nothing to do. Otherwise, you will be treated like a man or a woman. When the time comes, I will not be able to bear it, put you in a cage, hang you up and smoke you."
"Also, don't tell Murong Xue what you ate."
Wu Xu nodded: "Yes, Your Majesty."
He patted Wu Xu on the head: "Be good, go ahead."
Wu Xu left, and Li Mingda rubbed his brow. Really, no matter how old a child is, he doesn't pay attention to what he eats. But looking at Wu Xu eating so happily just now, could it be that the legendary rabbit shit really tastes like this?
good?
Back then, I was known as a senior foodie in the foodie circle, but I never thought about eating rabbit poop.
Stretching out his hand and pinching one out, Li Mingda looked at it again and again, thinking to himself: How about trying it while no one is around?
Forget it~!
I am such an adult, eating stuff~!
He put it in the medicine bag and turned around to leave. Murong Xue jumped in from the outside and looked at the Dihuang pills and medicine bag on Li Mingda's table.
Murong Xue, who was curious, came over and said, "What are these two, boss?"
“Rehmannia Pills and Rabbit Shit”
Murong Xue looked at Li Mingda with shocked eyes: "Oh no, boss, you don't want to eat rabbit shit, do you?"
Li Mingda rolled his eyes at her: "You're the one who wants to eat rabbit shit. That's for medicinal purposes."
"Oh, that's it. But I heard that Dihuang Pills are quite good. I don't mind if I take a big one."
Li Mingda shook his head: "Just eat it, it's not worth the money."
Murong Xue grabbed a piece of rabbit poop from the medicine bag and threw it into her mouth like a jelly bean. She ate it and muttered: "It tastes weird, hmm, it's quite delicious~! Hey, why did you use it?"
Looking at us like this, could it mean..."
vomit....
Chapter completed!