Chapter 363 Lazy man poops and urinates more
Later, Wu cried, crying, and only she knew why.
Li Mingda could guess a rough idea: it seemed that she found out that she was touching Murong Xue's words again.
Murong Xue was like a fox who had eaten chicken, a happy batch.
After finishing lunch happily, Li Mingda began to enter nap mode. Other family members were also taken to the ditch by Li Mingda and returned to their nests one after another.
In Chang'an City, the atmosphere of the meeting between nobles and nobles from the north and south families and the anti-Li alliance was not so good.
The 23 most representatives selected by them sat together after the competition. Each of them had a table in front of them, with pastries and tea on them.
Some of the people were tasting tea, some were resting, some were looking up at the carvings, and some were lowering their heads to count the silk threads on their trousers legs.
No one wanted to be the first to speak because they were allies behind their backs and formed small interest groups. It was already chaotic that everyone on the scene could indirectly get involved. Everything was difficult at the beginning. No one wanted to speak first. The scene had been stalemate for more than half an hour.
Time continued like water. Finally, after an hour and a half, someone couldn't sit still, rub his stiff thighs and stood up.
The rest of the people looked at each other.
"I'll go to that place"
Then, with the help of a fat little girl, he stood up and walked out tremblingly.
A participant who had just been about fifty years old said in disgust: lazy people have a lot of shit and urine.
Before he could say anything, he suddenly felt that there was something in his stomach that wanted to surging. As a famous northern family that had been passed down for hundreds of years, he might lose his etiquette by such a small thing. He folded his legs towards the middle and activated his skill Ninja Sect.
Puff puff puff
A middle-aged southern family representative stood up with a look of embarrassment: "Sorry, I'm not feeling well, come back later."
Then he covered his stomach and followed the waiter next to him to leave the lobby and go to the backyard.
"Hmph, it's still a few hundred years old family's physical fitness can still be represented. It turns out that there is no one in the south."
One of the representatives of the South spoke up: "What's wrong with the Southern Family? I've eaten your rice, but I've still had contact with your little lady."
The one who cursed just now naturally didn't want to suffer any losses and pointed at the other party: "You..."
not good
A strange force was twisting in my stomach, trying to break through the shackles.
Seeing his opponent's strange performance, he thought that he was exhausted and proudly continued to argue: "What's wrong? Could it be that I've called it?"
The person who was cursing just now grabbed his butt and leaped away with his stomach covering his stomach.
“Hahahahahaha”
"Isn't it really arguing by Lao Zhou?"
"It's not guaranteed either"
"Tsk tsk is still the most powerful in the north."
"Damn"
The two sides suddenly started to fight each other, and the scene suddenly became lively. From time to time, someone left the seat and went to the backyard to solve personal problems.
The two sides fought each other for ten minutes, and suddenly someone found that the person who left the seat had not come back. He suddenly thought of something and shouted: "Stop quarrel, something is wrong with us!"
"What's wrong with Lao Cui"
The representative named Cui suddenly covered his stomach: "There is laxative in the food... Damn... I'll go first, you can find a way for yourself." Before he finished speaking, the person named Cui pulled the waiter beside him and quickly left the scene.
This seemed like a signal, and more and more people felt the power in their stomachs to break through obstacles.
The feeling that you were about to vent suddenly swept over.
The smart man quickly followed the footsteps of his seniors and ran in, shouting, "Wait, I don't know the way."
"Don't run away, wait for me"
"Stop, leave me a place"
Someone behind them shouted: "Catch it quickly, there are not many positions."
“First come first served”
In an instant, the entire lobby was empty and the waiters on the scene were confused. What's going on?
Fortunately, he responded quickly and shouted: "Go and call the doctor, hurry up!"
Several people ran out quickly. After a while, someone would react and slapped his thighs and shouted: "It's broken. Doctors outside can't know about it. Go and stop them. You all go to your own home and call the family doctor, hurry up!"
Even though the doctors were successfully intercepted, the information was still leaked. Now in the Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty, when the past was used to scare you with disobedient and make you shut up when you were not obedient, the story of nobles and princes from the north and south families first meeting with each other.
It is said that some people went to investigate the scene late at night and finally couldn't help but all kinds of excrement and smells were everywhere, so they quickly left.
Dali Temple was also reported the case the next day, and a large number of Dali Temple constables went to investigate and visit the personnel on the scene.
Is this the answer I got? It is unique and does not exist?
Some people even squatted in the toilet and collapsed to the point of returning home, and still told them: In such a safe, sacred and peaceful place in the Tang Dynasty, there would be no such thing, such rumors, scandals, frame-ups!
Later, the classmate fainted gloriously in the toilet. Although he was finally rescued, he still said that.
After summarizing all the cases in Dali Temple, Sun Fujia, who was sitting in the position of the Dali Temple, couldn't help but sigh: "The representatives of the 23 nobles and princes from the north and south of the Tang Dynasty were all diarrhea. The whole yard was almost gone, and he didn't admit that he was drugged. Look at this world..."
Zhou Cang, who was beside him, leaned over and asked Sun Fujia: "Old Sun, what's wrong with this world? I, Old Zhou, think this world is much better. I haven't seen those young men who know how to waste food have committed a crime for a long time. The cell in Dali Temple is about to be empty."
Sun Fuji: "I didn't say that the world is bad, I just don't get used to these people being honest. You have to know that in the past, I was worried about these young masters' cases every day and offended many people."
Cheng Yu interrupted: "It has also made Lord Sun a ruthless reputation, right?"
Sun Fujia shook his head: "No, we just dare to take care of some cases that the late emperor knew."
Cheng Yu smiled: "The most important thing is that the late emperor has not been hidden by some people, right?"
Cheng Yu understood the inner words of Sun Fuji, which means that at least it is you who let His Majesty know the news. Although you can't speak out, this is also a way to save your life. Isn't it? Is it safeguard yourself first, and then uphold justice for others. Otherwise, Sun Fuji will die or lose his official position. Do you know who the newcomer is?
Sun Fujia smiled and didn't answer.
Cheng Yu also smiled but said nothing, while Zhou Cang, a group of people, looked helpless. What he disliked the most was when he only had expressions and didn't say content.
The solution to the meeting between the nobles and princes of Xi and the North and the South was also on Li Mingda's desk at the first time. Looking at Li Mingda's report, Li Mingda glanced at Murong Xue who was taking the Oscars and his family to trap Wu: This little white guy really thinks about it, and he wants to cure her after she wants to do it.
"Qiaoshui, come near"
Chapter completed!