As the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Mingda felt very regretful. He could obviously take his concubines on horseback, take his dogs and guards on a sightseeing tour, travel thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, and enjoy the solitary smoke in the desert. A series of beautiful scenery such as the sunset over the Yellow River, the rising tide in the blue sea, and the sea of ​​clouds in the mountains.

Eat all kinds of special delicacies all over the world, and taste the rare local delicacies Ψ(￣?￣)Ψ. On behalf of Lao Li, check the people's livelihood, customs and customs around the world, and help some local people to deal with some local bullies and gangsters.

Back in the day, a princess from Jinyang came to record a private visit in disguise. Folk stories have been passed down for thousands of years.

Then it was unearthed, adapted, and made into a 1080-episode TV series, anime, and movie.

It's a pity that it was that stupid minced meat jerky who ruined his dream.

In fact, Li Mingda still thought that when the three cubs would seize the throne and make a big fuss, he would come back like a god. With a wave of his hand, he would kill them Li Chengqian, Li Tai, and Li Ke, which made Lao Li look at him with admiration. He succeeded. Became a princess.

When Meimei thought of this, Li Mingda couldn't help but feel angry. He reached out and pinched the fat face of Murong Xue who was following Wu Jue to grab melon seeds next to him.

Left pinch

Rub the right side

Poke it

rub rub rub

Changed into various forms.

He also rubbed out Murong Xue's saliva and the uneaten melon seeds. However, the little fairy's saliva was a good medicine. He wiped it on Wu Jue's body in disgust.

"Xiao Bai, look at your saliva."

After freeing her little fat face from Li Mingda's hand, Murong Xue retorted to Li Mingda with an unhappy look on her face: "Damn it, it's obviously you who is rubbing my face, okay, all the melon seeds that I finally grabbed fell out. Already."

Wu Jue looked even more aggrieved: "Your Majesty..." After all, Li Mingda was the one who wiped Murong Xue's saliva when she stretched out her hand. Although he said that everyone ate from the same pot for a long time, they often grabbed food from each other's bowls. .There is no such thing as dislike, just pretending to be aggrieved and asking for comfort.

This is called a must-have skill in the palace: palace fighting~!

Li Mingda thinks that they are just daily people at most, and palace fights and other things are more high-end than this. Of course, they are not watching those Tatar TV series, these sisters and sisters, peel me some melon seeds and send them back.

If anyone dared to do this, Li Mingda would directly greet him with a stick.

Even in Lao Li's area, which had many concubines, no one dared to do this. Apart from daily visits, most of the time there was no contact between the imperial concubines and the slightly favored concubines with ordinary backgrounds.

Especially since Li Mingda's eldest grandson is still here, the Yang concubines in the palace don't dare to make any mistakes, let alone the cats and dogs.

"You should care and love each other. Don't always fight for two melon seeds, three peanuts, and four edamame beans." Before speaking, Li Mingda reached out and grabbed the peeled melon seeds from Wu Jue and Murong Xue's hands. Some.

Open your mouth and drop them into your mouth.

(￣～￣)Chew!

(￣～￣)Chew!

(￣～￣)Chew!

“It tastes pretty good, it seems like honey has been added.”

Murong Xue saw that the fruits of her labor were much less. She protested against Li Mingda, a person like Li Mingda who said nice things but was actually very dirty: "You son of a bitch, you are just talking without practicing."

Wu Jue: "嘤嘤嘤"

In the entire Tang Dynasty, there was only one person who could call Mingzun Saint Emperor Li Mingda a bitch, and that was Murong Xue who was peeling melon seeds in front of him and preparing a mouthful of stuffy food.

No matter how unwilling Wu Jue was, she would not dare to say such words to Li Mingda. In other words, she was destined to never surpass Murong Xue in this life.

Wu Jue once thought about a question in his mind, that is, if the future queen is not chosen from the people around Li Mingda, once the other party dares to make a move on Murong Xue and step on Murong Xue to declare her respect as the queen.

, what he was greeted with was definitely a slap and a kick from Li Mingda, and maybe even a direct cross-blade.

horrible

Not

Wu Jue's smart little head has long figured out that this kind of food chain that has already been formed is the best. Mingzun Saint Emperor Li Mingda is the most important. Without Li Mingda, they are not even concubines, and the final result will be no better than

Li Jiancheng's concubine had a good ending.

After Li Jiancheng's death, all their concubines were sentenced to death. According to some unofficial histories and random speculations, they did not leave peacefully.

Wu Jue has been reviewing intelligence in the royal study for many years, and has received more or less relevant information. She has been extremely smart since she was a child, and she has long understood that if she goes wrong on the road to imperial power, she will die without a burial.

Hugging Li Mingda's thigh tightly, as long as Li Mingda is still around, her current status will not change. As long as she doesn't look for trouble, isn't jealous, or acts like a spoiled child, she won't be disliked.

If I can always complete the tasks assigned by Li Mingda very well, His Majesty the Holy Emperor Ming Zun will still have a piece of land for her in his heart.

As for whether there will be more family members in the future, Wu Jue knows that this is certain. As the ruler of thousands of miles of land in the Tang Dynasty, how can it be possible that there are only a few of them? The family will definitely expand in the future.

Wu Jue: "Your Majesty, I think we should free up a piece of land in the palace to expand our residence. The third floor of the imperial study will definitely not be enough in the future."

Wu Jue's words reminded Murong Xue. Murong Xue came closer to Li Mingda, revealed her characteristic fox smile, and said to Li Mingda in a sweet and greasy voice: "Your Majesty, I think it is time to expand our hotel."

The nest of love." If Murong Xue had her tail again, she would be wagging it passionately.

When things go awry, there must be a demon, and in the case of Xiao Bai, there is a big demon hidden within the demon.

Li Mingda reached out and rubbed Murong Xue's little head. Li Mingda lowered his head and kissed Murong Xue: "Xiao Bai, what are you trying to do again?"

"It's disgusting. How can people do this? The most they can do is make trouble with the fox fairy."

"Well, I don't believe it. The nine-tailed fox is a celestial fox. It is not an ordinary vixen at all, nor is it a fox fairy."

"Oh, look what your majesty said, Xiaobai is just a cute nine-tails. He doesn't have unlimited chakra, and he doesn't know any Tailed Beast Jade, Yin-Yang Escape, or Sage Mode."

"Naluto"

“What is gay?”

Lin Dong, who was working with Zhao Xiaomeng to educate his apprentice Xiaobaozi, raised his head and opened his mouth to joke when he heard the familiar and unfamiliar name.

"How many floors does a bag of rice have to withstand? How many floors does a bag of rice have to withstand? How many grains have to be given to a bag of rice? Let me wash a bag of rice. I have washed so much mud and piles of black tiles and rubbish in a bag of rice.

!Every grain is full of mud, who will give you a bag of rice? It’s spicy and delicious.”

Ding

I remember the sound of the system dropping treasures

Li Mingda looked up at the virtual screen in front of him
Chapter completed!