Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Mo Di, Big Momo Doug Xiao Mo Di is the reincarnation of Asan.

In my previous life, I successfully climbed to a high position through various efforts and transactions. Later, due to some reasons, I was poisoned and some unspeakable things happened, and I finally died after being filled with grief and anger.

I thought my life would end in humiliation. You have to know that it is not easy to go from being a Dalit to being the manager of a region.

regret

have no choice

I thought I might go to hell after death, the lowest level on the 1800th floor, but I didn’t expect that I could go to hell again.

When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in a majestic cow dung. This must be considered insulting to outsiders, but not to me.

In my understanding, the great cow dung can cure all diseases, including but not limited to brain damage. It can also solve the problem of food and clothing. My family was not very well off when I was young, so I grew up eating this.

Eating cow dung can not only supplement various scarce vitamins, but also supplement protein and meat, and occasionally some special ingredients. It mainly depends on what the cow eats.

I never knew how to describe their taste until Rowling published a series of novels called Happy. It should have the same feeling as strange-flavored beans. After all, I don’t know if there are fly larvae or something in them.

I am very happy every time I eat a piece with larvae, after all, it is equivalent to a lottery. My favorite is summer, because the winning rate is extremely high in summer.

My thoughts wandered a little far, so I struggled to stand up from the cow dung and looked around at the servants waiting for me. I washed my face clean with Ganges water, and my skin was not so white but slightly dark.

This is...

gorgeous clothes

Various delicacies

And all kinds of sheep and cattle

The attendants in the temple stood by his side and affectionately called him little prince and little master.

Oh my god

I evolved into a high caste

Thank you cow dung god

This is an honor I didn’t have in my previous life

In the future, my life will definitely be a simple and householdless life following a wealthy prince.

Alas, the future must be very boring~!

When I was imagining my beautiful future life, my body froze and the space around me changed, as if I had entered another world.

pitch black

The surrounding light seemed to be swallowed up by something

depress

with a hint of fear

I don’t know how long it has been

I thought of some stories before my death

curry

cow urine

cow dung

chicken

Later, for some reason, I learned that chickens can not only eat meat, but can also be used for other purposes.

Beaten by John Bull

Beaten by Baba Sheep

He provoked someone who was harmless, and was beaten so hard that even his godfathers didn't recognize him.

How terrible~!

.......

When I felt that I was about to collapse, I remembered a strange, majestic, and death voice that could not be described using various words.

What is this thing, how did you get this thing here, and what is it used for~! What do you do for food~!

Great host, the mackerel dumplings are delicious.

-------This voice has a hint of laziness and amusement.

Believe it or not, I will turn you into a mackerel dumpling and feed it to the turtle~!

I was wrong, Master~!

------The funny voice sounded again

Forget it, it's not easy to get someone to come over. Generally, just use it if it can be used. This thing is indeed not very good. You can take care of it.

------The voice that cannot be described in words gradually became smaller and finally disappeared.

well

Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti, right? The great government requires you to do something. After completing it, you will receive God's gift.

------Still the silly and funny style

Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti looked confused. There was nothing around them. He asked: "Great God, who are you?"

There are too many local gods in Asan, including cow dung, cow urine, rats, ants, hedgehogs, rabbits, dogs, etc.

It is even more difficult for large and small religions. After all, there are hundreds of common languages ​​here. Each language has its own questioning beliefs, and each belief has some differences.

silence

A hint of red appears in the dark space

deep red

blood red

When Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti looked at it, their hearts suddenly tightened, as if they had forgotten about their heartbeats.

His eyes opened and then closed, and the surroundings fell into darkness again.

Idiot, God is not something you can look at directly. If I hadn't put away my power, you would have become the most primitive substance in the universe.

After hearing this, Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti were suddenly excited. If they turned around and believed in this person, and then resurrected themselves, they would defeat those sheep, cows, camels, Big Bears, Big Bears, and all the rest.

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I feel very happy when I think about myself being the best in the world in the future. I have the final say on how to eat all the chickens in the world, how to use curry, and whether cow dung and cow urine should become currency.

Mortals, don't think about so many disgusting things. Now I give you a task to develop our believers in this world. When the faith reaches a certain level, this world will become ours.

God, can I

roll

Big Momo, Doug, and Little Momo lost consciousness before they could express their thoughts.

pain

Headache

Arm hurts

Leg pain

Back pain

Chrysanthemums hurt too

What happened to me?

Before he could open his eyes, a string of words appeared in his mind, telling him what the red-eyed god asked him to do.

Promote the great God that cannot be described in words, let temples and believers spread throughout the subcontinent, and lead the true God to come, and the world will be swallowed up by God and become the kingdom of God.

God gave me a great task. In my previous life, I transformed from a Dalit pariah to a powerful person. It must be under the blessing of God.

God

I, Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti swear that I will definitely complete the tasks assigned by you.

open your eyes

Big Momo, Doug, and Little Momo shouted loudly: "Oh God, I will definitely... Ouch..." A yellow liquid with a special taste entered his mouth.

vomit......

The guards and maids around shouted loudly

Great, the little master came to the rescue. The medicine given by the Holy Cow Temple is truly magical...

Vomit.....

After some tossing, Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti woke up. After several days of communication and understanding, Big Momo, Doug, and Little Moti knew their identity and status.

In more than 600 AD, the youngest son of a certain lord in the north of the Asan Continent, his father was from a high caste, but he was lucky enough to be named Big Momo Doug Little Modi.

As a person in power, he had a lot of dirty political tricks. After a lot of trouble, he began to influence the power of his family.

After some tossing, he found that neither his fair-skinned and tall father liked him very much.

Later, he had no choice but to bargain a lot, brought some servants and guards from the north to the south, and built his own power from scratch with his jewelry staff.

There are not many people in the south, and their combat effectiveness is not as good as in the north. After a lot of political efforts, they have gained a foothold in the south.

After gaining a foothold, I plan to swallow up the ignorant primitive people around me and bring them into the embrace of my round-headed god.

But one day...
Chapter completed!