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Chapter 1018 Really poisonous!

"Mom, I'll tell you a joke." When it comes to big and small, Xiao Shuer suddenly thought of a joke, hugged Ye Xingbei's neck and said, "I saw it on TV yesterday. A fat brother said, "He said, a man took his girlfriend to eat lobsters. He wanted to eat small ones. His girlfriend wanted to eat large ones. He was very dissatisfied, so he raped her girlfriend in front of many people, saying, "What's wrong with her little ones? What's wrong with her little ones? I can't satisfy you. After he raped his girlfriend, many people looked at him and looked down on him."

Ye Xingbei ""

She suddenly covered Xiao Shuaier's mouth and collapsed and said, "Son, please don't tell jokes to others in the future, okay?"

The little tree sapling opened his eyes wide, pulled down Ye Xingbei's hand covering his mouth, looked at Ye Xingbei in confusion and asked, "What's wrong with mom, isn't it funny?"

"" Ye Xingbei choked speechlessly.

Isn't it funny

Where is the funny thing, son

She only felt the embarrassment that came to her face

"I think it's funny." Xiao Shuaier tilted her head and looked at her and said, "Big lobsters are more expensive than crayfish. Men must be stingy or have no money. They are reluctant to invite their girlfriends to eat big lobsters. They just say that crayfish can satisfy his girlfriend. In fact, of course, the big lobster is still delicious, so other guests in the restaurant despise him because he lied to his girlfriend."

Speaking of this, Xiaoshuier looked at Gu Junzhu happily, "My father is rich and can give his mother a big lobster. Dad is the best and can definitely satisfy his mother."

Ye Xingbei burst into tears.

Beg your son, don't say anything more

Gu Junzhu endured the laughter and worked very hard, with his shoulders shrugging, "Yes, our little seedling is right, Dad is the best."

"Yes," Xiao Shu'er opened her arms and threw herself into Gu Junzhu's arms, kissed Gu Junzhu one by one, and said beautifully, "It turns out that our men's brain circuit is the same. Women can't appreciate Xiao Shu's jokes."

Ye Xingbei ran away in tears.

Her son is poisonous.

Really poisonous

The car door opened, Gu Chi bowed and said, "Young Master, Young Madam, we are here."

Gu Junzhu got out of the car with the saplings and put the saplings on the ground. The saplings looked at the scenery in front of him and were shocked, "Wow, so beautiful."

Gu Jun turned his hand and covered Ye Xingbei's eyes, holding her hand with the other hand out of the car.

Gu Junzhu blocked his eyes, which made Ye Xingbei relieve the embarrassment that she wanted to find a crack in the ground, and she pretended to be fine and asked easily, "What's so mysterious?"

"You will know later," Gu Junzhu covered Ye Xingbei's eyes and led her forward for dozens of meters, then let go of the hand covering her eyes, "You can open your eyes."

Ye Xingbei slowly opened his eyes.

As her eyes slowly opened, a sea of ​​flowers appeared before her.

The light blue flowers are swaying slightly with the night wind. There seems to be a faint fluorescence on the flowers, which are clearly extinct in the night, like stars falling from the sky, as beautiful as dreams.

After watching for a long time, Ye Xingbei murmured and said, "So beautiful."
Chapter completed!
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