Chapter 479 I'm enlightened
Cao Xiu said he was joining the army but was actually the commander-in-chief. Seeing that Cao Hong hesitated for a moment, Yang Fu nodded in agreement, so he had to follow secretly.
Yang Fu deliberately separated himself from the two of them because his armor was not as strong as the two Cao clan members.
"Zhang Fei is a common man. He is timid and afraid of fighting. What else can he say?" Cao Hong shouted disdainfully while looking at the city wall.
Zhang Fei pretended not to hear, then waved his hands and frowned and shouted: "Why are you so far away? Are you afraid that I will shoot you cold arrows? Who is timid and afraid of fighting and does not judge superiors and superiors?"
Cao Hong turned around and asked Cao Xiu for advice. Cao Xiu frowned and whispered, "It doesn't hurt to get closer. I don't know what this reckless man wants to do?"
"Two generals, be careful. Even if Zhang Fei doesn't shoot cold arrows, who can control his generals?" Yang Fu reminded again.
"Prefect Yang will stay here. General Zilian and I will go forward to see what Zhang Fei is doing." Cao Xiu revealed the small shield on his waist, which is the standard equipment of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry soldiers. It means that he can defend against even cold arrows.
Cao Hong nodded and Cao Xiu urged his horse to take a few more steps forward, and then shouted at Zhang Fei's big black face: "Hey, black guy, what else do you want to do? If you surrender early, you might have a chance of survival."
"Do you know football?" Zhang Fei asked.
Cao Hong looked at Cao Xiu in bewilderment, wondering what the hell is football? Cao Xiu had never heard of this new word, so he spread his hands and shook his head slightly.
"What football? What do you want to say?" Cao Hong asked with a frown.
Zhang Fei held his chin lazily, and then asked playfully: "Is the young man next to you Cao Xiu? Sure enough, he has the same treacherous appearance as Cao Hao."
"Zhang Fei, what do you want to do? You don't have a preface and a follow-up, are you trying to amuse us?" Cao Hong said angrily.
Zhang Fei laughed loudly: "Today you only besieged but not attacked. You let these stray dogs bark. I just want to know whose idea it was? This is a trick I have used badly."
Cao Hong's face turned pale and he replied coldly: "We did underestimate your shame. Where did your courage to fight Lu Bu go?"
Zhang Fei did not answer Cao Hong directly, but bent down and grabbed a pig urine bag from the basket. He pointed at the two people downstairs and asked, "Would you like to play a game called football? It's really fun."
"Is this guy crazy? Why is he talking so confusingly?" Cao Hong turned to ask Cao Xiu.
Cao Xiu frowned and couldn't understand what Zhang Fei was saying. Suddenly he heard Yang Fu shouting from behind him: "General, be careful, Zhang Fei is cheating."
The moment Cao Xiu and Cao Hong turned around, Zhang Fei grabbed the pig urine bag and threw it down hard. Because of the strong force, he went very fast.
"What is that? Is it a stone?" Cao Hong looked surprised.
"Unlikely, the stone cannot be thrown so far." Cao Xiu analyzed calmly.
After all, the movements of his hands did not stop, and he instinctively raised his shield to resist.
There was only a bang as the pig urine bag hit the shield and exploded. Cao Hong's face was splashed with livestock urine.
"This is..." Cao Hong was furious.
"This black guy is disgusting." Cao Xiu also had a lot of it on his body.
The moment the two of them turned around to leave in anger, Zhang Fei grabbed the pig urine bags in the basket and threw them down one by one. The speed of throwing was like crazy shooting with a shooting machine.
After Cao Hong and Cao Xiu were hit, they turned around and urged their horses to retreat, but the cannonball-like urine bag fell down immediately. The ridiculously high hit rate turned the two horses into drowned rats. They just returned with a stench and a black face.
Your own camp.
The defenders on the city wall smiled and bent over, their embarrassed look more satisfying than firing cold arrows.
Ma Chao asked curiously: "I know General Zhang is good at archery, but throwing this pig..."
"It's a pig urine bag." Zhang Fei reminded.
Ma Chao nodded: "Why is it so accurate to throw a pig urine bag? Is there any secret?"
Zhang Fei reminded with a smile: "I learned this from Zilong. He and Adou often play football games. By the way, Adou's position is the goalkeeper, and throwing the ball vigorously is an essential skill for the goalkeeper."
Ma Chao felt even more headache after listening to Zhang Fei's explanation. He thought to himself, "Who can understand General Zhang's confusing words?"
Zhang Fei asked Wu Yi: "Did Ziyuan and Adou play football? Come and explain to Meng Qi."
"Uh... I have heard of the game football, but I don't know how to play it specifically..." Wu Yi shook his head helplessly.
Wu Ran gave birth to two sons for Liu Bei. Even though Gan Qian and Adou didn't care much, Wu Yi did not dare to get too close to Adou to avoid suspicion. On the one hand, Wu Yi's nephew had potential competition with Liu Chan, and on the other hand, the eldest son Adou had many supporters in Chengdu.
If you talk too much, you will fall into the political whirlpool if you are not careful.
In addition to Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and other Yuan followers, Adou's supporters also include Lai Gong, Ma Dai, Pang Rou and other newly attached people. These people are either close to Lan Tian or passively support the crown prince because of Lan Tian's favor.
, the most caring among them is Lai Gong, the general of Zhenyuan.
Lai Gong is more interested in Adou than Zhuge Liang. The reason is that Adou has a relationship with Lan Tian's nephew, and he himself is Lan Tian's biggest fan.
Zhang Fei didn't understand Wu Yi's concerns. When he was confused, Ma Chao asked: "Since it's called football, why does General Zhang throw it with his hands? He thought it was kicked with his feet like Cuju, but this football is filled with urine.
Doesn’t it stink when things are thrown around?”
"There is no urine in the middle of the football, it is filled with dry grass. In fact, the gameplay is similar to Cuju. The goalkeeper is the only one who can play with his hands, but it doesn't seem right. There seems to be some restricted area..." Zhang Fei said as he thought of something.
, the result is still very confusing.
After Ma Chao heard the general idea, he said to himself: "It turns out it's not a urine bag but a straw bag..."
"Cao Hong was humiliated today. I expect he will come to take revenge tomorrow. Then we will see if there are any flaws. Maybe we will have a chance to defeat them." Wu Yi said excitedly.
Zhang Fei felt like he was enlightened, and all the whimsical strategies in his mind came to him at once. He used a pig urine bag to anger Cao Hong and make him lose his judgment. It was amazing to think about it.
"Anyway, if it were me, I would definitely not be able to bear it. The water source here in Wudu is not easy to find. It would be difficult for Cao Hong and Cao Xiu to find a place to wash themselves. Anyway, let's wait and see. It's time to come
Everything will come."
"I am now confident in defeating Cao Hong." Wu Yi couldn't help but compliment.
Cao Hong was furious after being pissed on, but he was stopped by the calm and calm Cao Xiu. He planned to compete with Zhang Fei for his endurance by remaining unchanged in response to all changes. If the one who couldn't bear it first would reveal his flaws and make mistakes.
Zhang Fei fully expected Cao Hong to attack, but the next day Cao's army still followed the original formula. They surrounded and refused to attack, and continued to have the people insult them, just to prevent the "urine attack" from staying away.
Zhang Fei was suspicious of such an old dog's behavior. He thought that Cao Hong's defenders were not strong enough, so he set his sights on Lei Tong, the general of the Di tribe.
Chapter completed!