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Chapter 126 I actually still have a dream

"Okay, I'm just watching what we're doing. We should leave."

Seeing Li Si staring at him blankly, Gwen smiled, bent down and picked up Hulk and said, "Don't forget that you have to speak as a graduate representative later."

"What?"

Li Si, who was already immersed in the touch, looked confused.

"Didn't I ask you yesterday? You said 'OK'."

Gwen said with a smile.

Li Si's face suddenly shook: "I'm just here to attend the graduation ceremony today, but I didn't agree to give a speech on stage."

"But I have replied to Mr. Pierce, and the speaker has been confirmed."

Gwen smiled even happier, and despite Li Si's opposition, he pulled him to the place where the graduation ceremony was held.

Zhongcheng Science and Technology High School has a specially built open-air venue. Both sides of the venue are covered with quiet green forests, and it is close to a sparkling river.

Because the scenery around the surroundings is very good, it is usually a place for couples to meet in school on weekdays, and it will only be used as a venue on some major days.

This graduation ceremony was held in this open-air venue.

After the two of them got their bachelor's uniforms and put on, the participants at this graduation ceremony were basically present.

The graduates were all wearing blue bachelor's uniforms and arranged in several blue squares. The stair seats at the back were filled with the graduate's parents and the school's faculty and staff.

The beginning of the show was the school leaders who delivered a speech. This kind of thing was a routine in any country. One by one, the leaders who had no impression of it came to the stage and began their long speeches.

The graduates who were good babies listened with serious expressions in the row below. Only by looking at the eyes could they find that most of them were confused and wandering around. Obviously, their special skills have been trained very well in their years of schooling.

"The little spider hasn't arrived yet. Is it still catching the rhino man like in the original plot?"

Li Si, who was already sleepy, fell asleep and looked at the people around him absent-mindedly.

After a long period of time, the last speaker's speech was finally turned to the last page.

"Next, please invite this class's representative, Lee Stan!"

After reading a long paragraph, the unknown leader put an end to his speech.

“Oh ~!”

"Listen!Listen!Listen!"

Hearing this sentence, everyone who was originally drowsy was shocked, they all clapped and screamed and cheered.

"Li, it's your turn to go up."

Gwen pushed Lis with his elbow and reminded him in a low voice.

"All right."

Li Si nodded helplessly, and started developing skills to cheer himself up before getting up and walking towards the podium.

The podium is open-air, but it is covered by an arched dome. At the front is the podium, and behind it are some school leaders and the like sits.

After smiling and shook hands with the leader who gave the final speech, Li Si walked to the podium.

"Okay, I believe everyone has seen it too. I don't have a speech on my hands..."

Li Si showed his hands and said helplessly: "In fact, I never expected that I could speak here as a representative of the graduates, so please give me a minute to prepare for the topic of the speech."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

His words caused a burst of laughter.

"Listen, what else do you want to talk about? Let's talk about how you achieved such outstanding achievements!"

"Yes, tell me how you made the bumblebee!"

"No, no, no, I should ask him how those emoticons were made!"

When it was replaced by a student representative's speech, the graduates in the audience were no longer as restrained as before. When they heard Li Si's words, they all laughed and started to make noises.

"This is indeed a good suggestion, and in fact I'm still talking about this topic with people this morning."

Li Si leaned over and leaned over to the microphone on the podium, and smiled and said, "I believe everyone is tired of listening to spiritual chicken soup like success, so I am going to reveal the secrets of true success to you."

"It's actually very simple, it's..."

Li Si deliberately elongated his voice.

"What is it?"

Many people urged them, and many parents of students pricked up their ears and waited for them to see.

"It's because I'm lazy!"

Li Si said with a smile.

"puff……"

Several people in the crowd were drinking water and heard Li Si's words and sprayed the water in their mouths on the back of their heads.

The others were also surprised, or they looked like "You are teasing me".

"Maybe you all think I was wrong, but in fact it's that simple, because I'm lazy enough."

Li Si spread his hands and shrugged, saying, "Of course, this lazy person has to be a method. Some people are too lazy to go out and walk, but they are lazy to become an otaku who never leaves the house.

But some people are too lazy to walk but invented cars, too lazy to go out to watch concerts, and invented records, too lazy to perform calculations, and invented mathematical formulas and computers. Laziness is the root of human progress…”

Lisbalabala's fallacies, what kind of laziness makes people progress, what kind of life lies in movement, but turtles are too lazy to move, so they live long, they are too lazy to read, and they are too lazy to remember the dos command to drop out of school and write computer systems, and they become the richest man in the world, completely confused everyone.

Laziness is the root of success? Isn’t this nonsense? Isn’t success a 99% effort plus one% chance? Isn’t it hardworking and willing to take one step at a time? False theory, this is a complete fallacy theory.

But... why do I feel that what he said makes sense? Is it really because laziness is the secret to success? Those who make up the success learning to deceive people?

Li Si's speech continued. After a period of inducing guidance, he finally shifted the topic back to himself.

"And I have been lazy and lazy since I was a child than all the people mentioned above."

"I'm too lazy to hear people say I'm ugly and fat, so I'm so handsome and I don't bother how long I'm too lazy to grow."

Li Si was humorous for a moment, which immediately caused boos from the audience.

But they may not even notice it themselves. They were unconsciously listening very much, and they were very focused, so they didn't even have such serious experience in their daily study and work.

"I'm too lazy to take the make-up exam and listen to the teacher's scolding, so I'm working hard to study and write books every day..."

"I wanted a car, but I was too lazy to go to the market to choose from. In the end, I could only choose one that could not satisfy me completely, so I chose to make a sports car that suits my wishes."

"Actually, I have had a dream since I was a child, that is, to save the world and maintain peace, but I found that I was too lazy to go out, so I planned to be a robot to save the world for me..."

"But I'm already building a sports car and I'm too lazy to make a robot again, so I simply merged the two things into the same, and the Transformers Hornet..."

Li Si, who had a little bit of not wanting to go on stage, was already saying that he was very happy and enjoyed it.

The audience in the audience listened to it the more they felt it made sense. I wonder how many people were fooled by Li Si's speech.

"Mr. Listin!"

Li Si was about to continue talking, but a young man in the graduate phalanx raised his hand and interrupted him, asking, "So you are actually too lazy to write a speech this time, right?"

"Puff hahaha!"

As soon as these words were said, they immediately made the audience burst into laughter.

Li Si: "I'm too lazy to answer your question!"
Chapter completed!
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