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Chapter 63. Fearful Words

Liu Wenyang went out, but he could not see the figure of Chun Shisanniang. He knew that they had taken a sedan chair to the dock, so he rushed to the riverside with oil under his feet.

From the Liu family to the pier, there were two or three miles. Liu Wenyang rushed to the river. When he chased him to the river, the people in the sedan chair had already boarded the large-sized pleasure boat. The two of them were also carried on the bow of the ship in the empty sedan chair. The flag was flying on the mast. The long title written was called "Smile in the Spring Breeze, Bo Jun is drunk." There were many words below that were swept up by the wind. He didn't even want to look at it carefully. The Chun Shisanniang who had entered the cabin and the treasure gourd she took away.

"It's hard! I earned someone three hundred taels of silver, but they took away more than 30,000 yuan of your assets. This transaction is a big loss!" Liu Wenyang cursed himself secretly, but his greed became the sucker of this unprecedented and unparalleled person.

His body stood on the riverside, and his soul seemed to have entered the cabin. He asked Thirteen Niang for his gourd and opened the mouth of the gourd, but seeing that everything inside was fine, all the treasures were returned to Zhao. Unexpectedly, a sound of gongs woke up his beautiful fantasy. It turned out that Chun Thirteen Niang had already passed the message, ordering the rudder of the ship to the anchor and drive the boat quickly so that she could return to the county town early.

The sound of the gongs of "Bobo" hits, and the pleasure boat breaks through the ice and snow on the lake, and then goes west, gradually leaving the shore and gradually getting farther away.

This urgent thing was so anxious that Liu Wenyang was quite impressed. He wished he could just like a martial arts master in the play, his body was as light as a swallow, and then he spread his arms and flew to the big boat. Or he could learn to slash the water and sway to the waves, floating, and floating to the pleasure boat.

At this moment, Chun Shisanniang left the riverside and sat in the pleasure boat far away. Liu Wenyang had no choice but to chase the pleasure boat along the riverside. He encouraged his feet and said, "Brother Foot, thank you for your hard work, chase after you, chase after you! As long as you are willing to work hard, I will buy you good shoes, one pair every day, and let you be the groom every night!"

However, the boat is different from the sedan chair. When the sedan chair is slow, Liu Wenyang can catch up; when the boat is fast, Liu Wenyang can't catch up.

It was like winter now, and the riverside was covered with thick snow or hard skating. Liu Wenyang ran quickly and could not help but fall a few times and be that fool. In addition, the cold wind and cold by the river made him even more miserable.

However, he was determined and chased by the pond bank. He was anxious and didn't know if he could make a breakthrough. If he had to block the water and give him a "solute sail, the shadow of the blue sky was gone", it would be over.

Just when Liu Wenyang was so sad that he suddenly heard the sound of sluts. A small boat was shaking out of the ice river on the side. He couldn't help but feel happy and said, "Instead of following the shore, it's better to take a small boat to chase him!"

So Liu Wenyang called the Zhouzi loudly, "Chuanman, get closer, I have a big deal for you!"

The boat looked abominable, but his ears were pointed. When he heard that there was a big deal, he stopped the boat and slapped the oars and closed the shore.

Liu Wenyang was even more happy, thinking to himself that there is no way out, and it seems that there is a rescue.

The boat had already closed the shore, and Zhouzi lit the bamboo pole. Liu Wenyang jumped onto the boat and shook it twice, almost shaking into the water. Zhouzi said, "Your husband is here, I can't do this big deal, and I can't do it!"

Liu Wenyangqi said: "I have already boarded the boat, why did you urge me to get ashore again? Why can't this deal be done?"

Zhouzi shook his head and said, "My husband may not understand. I have a rule to shake the boat, called "Three Do Not Shake". Those who are impatient do not shake, those who are drunk do not shake, and those who are old do not shake."

Liu Wenyang said: "What's the reason?"

Zhouzi said: "Because the impatient boarding the boat is a sensation, crackling; the drunk boarding the boat is a staggering and staggering; the elderly boarding the boat is swaying and trembling. I am afraid that the money will be lost, but the ship is gone, and I will be a lawsuit. My husband is not drunk, but he is not old. He is just impatient. If I hadn't lit the bamboo pole, you would have been in the water and become the Dragon King's son-in-law."

Liu Wenyang said: "Don't make fun of the boatman. I have something important to do. It's urgent. Please shake it quickly, and I will naturally give you a lot of money."

Zhouzi said: "What my husband said is to make me rock the boat? This is my specialty! But I don't know where to go?"

Liu Wenyang said, "I saw that the big ship in front of me didn't, so I chased after me and received a lot of rewards!"

Zhouzi heard that when he had just put the oath away. The boat had already left the shore, so he put the oath down and rushed over. He asked while shaking, "My husband, is that big ship hung a long flag on the mast?"

Liu Wenyang said: "That's right."

Zhouzi said: "This is the boat in the spring breeze of Yixiao Tower in Poyang County. Every good day, I like to come to the Chenghuang Temple in Taohua Town to burn incense; but today is strange. It is not a good day, but why do you come here too?!"

Liu Wenyang said in his heart, "Isn't the name of the god who has long been revered to see the gods and looks at the faces." He said, "Don't be clamoring, when will people go out and care about you? Just shake your boat and do your duty!"

The Zhouzi suddenly looked at Liu Wenyang's handsome appearance and smiled and said, "Oh, I understand..."

Liu Wenyang was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Zhouzi said, "Why don't my husband ask me why I laugh?"

Liu Wenyang said: "Why should I ask?"

Zhouzi said again: "Why didn't my husband ask what I know?"

Liu Wenyang didn't expect Zhouzi to be so nagging, he was simply the endless Tang Monk, so he said casually: "What do you know?"

Zhouzi smiled and pretended to be mysterious: "I saw your appearance when I saw you, and I guessed that you must be the minister under Chun Shisanniang's skirt!"

"Ah snee!" Liu Wenyang rubbed his nose hard.

He never expected that Zhouzi's imagination would be so rich. No matter how stupid a person is, he would have an unbearable lust.

"It's cold and the ground is frozen, and here is the center of the ice river. My husband should be careful not to catch a cold!" Zhouzi's first half of the sentence is still humane, but the second half of the sentence makes people panic. "If you catch a cold, you will keep running noses, and if you run away, it will be ugly. Even if you are as handsome as your husband, if you drag two sticky and shiny noses up and down to meet Chun Shisanniang, you will probably be driven off the pleasure boat by her! It's true that my sister loves money and beauties!"

Liu Wenyang was speechless and had to urge him: "Don't be so verbose again, it's better to save the effort and ride the boat to catch up with him!"

"Oh, my husband is not saying this!" said Zhouzi. "The most taboo thing in our business is that he is too impatient. If he is anxious, he will easily get into trouble. I talk to you like me and work hard, but it is the best. I can do my job, and I don't have to consider the hardships and fatigue of this job."

When Liu Wenyang thought about it, the same is true. Originally, catching a boat in the middle of winter is a hard and tiring job. If it weren't for the pressure of livelihood, who would rather lie in the bed in the cold wind.

After thinking again, Zhouzi looked stupid, but he still knew how to "spiritual transfer", and knew how to forget the pain.

So Liu Wenyang said, "Okay, just say whatever you want, I just listen!"

"My husband is such a good person." Zhouzi smiled, "Ordinary scholars don't want to talk to us at all. They seem to have opened their mouths to talk to us, and they feel wronged and lowered their identities... but they don't know that my husband respects his surname?"

Liu Wenyang thought for a while and said, "My surname is Liu."

Zhouzi said, "My husband is actually surnamed Liu, but this is strange."

Liu Wenyang was stunned when he heard this and asked what was strange.

Zhouzi smiled and said, "But you don't know that there is someone in Taohua Town with the surname Liu. Fortunately, you are not him."

Liu Wenyang said: "What if he is it?"

Zhouzi said: "It's that Mr. Liu, I want to ask him if he is Mr. Liu from Taohua Town's fortune teller."

Liu Wenyang said: "What if it is Mr. Liu, the fortune teller in Taohua Town?"

Zhouzi said: "It's Mr. Liu who is the fortune teller in Taohua Town. I want to ask him if he is Mr. Liu Wenyang."

Liu Wenyang said: "How about Liu Wenyang, Mr. Liu?"

Zhou Zizhuo said with a slap in his teeth: "You're honest, you're welcome. He stopped his mouth and slapped his nose and swollen his mouth, and bleeding from his teeth."

When Liu Wenyang heard that he was shocked, he asked Zhouzi: "What kind of grudges do you have with Liu Wenyang? But you want to beat him like this? Do you know that the crime of beating and humiliating others in the Ming Dynasty's laws and regulations is very serious?"

Zhouzi smiled and said, "Liu Wenyang and I had no grudges in our previous life. We could make a fortune just because he could speak loudly. Not only did we live in a big house, but we also bought two beautiful little maids to warm up the bed in the middle of the night. But I wanted to shake the boat in the snow and eat the cold wind and sell this strength. Since ancient times, people are more popular than others. I am not convinced by this, so I want to beat him."

Liu Wenyang smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense. You are not him. How could he know that he bought a maid's warm bed? I heard that he is a gentleman, let alone his praise for his beautiful appearance. How could he do such a miserable thing with his maid? The most important thing is that he can make a living by his mouth. What does it have to do with you?"

Zhouzi said, "If he relies on his real skills, it would be fine. This is his ability and I can't learn it. Alas, he is full of nonsense and relies on cheating to make money. I am dissatisfied with this scum who pretends to be a god."

Liu Wenyang said, "Don't blame him. I heard that Liu Wenyang is effective in both character and divination, or yin and yang, and feng shui, so that his business will be prosperous and his customers will be abundant."

Zhouzi put his mouth on his face and said, "Don't trust him. Liu Wenyang is good at pretending to be a god and cheating. He has a detailed account in his own way."

Liu Wenyang said: "I don't believe you will have to know the details."

Zhouzi said: "Liu Wenyang once had a hired worker named Hongyan A San. Hongyan A San had a cousin named Tongshui Agen. Tongshui Agen had a fellow villager named Kuaizui Santai, and Kuaizui Santai had a goddaughter named Tuizui Aqiao."

Liu Wenyang said: "It takes so much time for you to go around like this? Just say it just right!"

Zhouzi pretended to behave and said: "Everything always has a source. How salt starts with salt, vinegar starts with sourness, and how to talk about it. This article is about pretending to be a god and cheating. A San told the copper smith Agen, A San told the copper smith Agen, A San told the copper smith A Ge, A San told the smith A Qiao, and A Qiao told the mere man. Hunter, who did you tell the smith A Qiao? It's my wife."

"Okay, you don't have to go that far, let's talk about what the red-eyed Ah San said to me..." Liu Wenyang almost let out a joke, "Say that the little Liu Shenxiang in our Taohua Town is a cheating and pretending to be a ghost?"

Zhouzi showed off: "This is a long story... Let's say that Liu Wenyang has a mistress named Aunt Jin, but Aunt Jin is a famous widow. Somehow he fell in love with this little-faced Liu Wenyang. The two of them were back and forth, so they secretly got on the bed together..."

Liu Wenyang frowned and said, "You are talking nonsense again! Liu Wenyang has nothing to do with Aunt Jin, but who is the account that has been reported from? "

Zhouzi said, "Of course it's the red-eyed Ah San, all of which he said. He also said that Liu Wenyang knew nothing, but Aunt Jin promoted how powerful he was for her lover. Not only could fortune telling, but also how to look at the Feng Shui shui in the nanny... Liu Wenyang got such a good reputation and didn't attract a lot of customers, so he pretended to be a ghost and continued to deceive customers. He also sold Feng Shui hyacinth and house-guarding treasure mirror at a high price. He originally had a dozen mosquito money, but he sold one tael of silver or even two dozen. Let's say that his heart is not black, and he is not bad at all?!"

"This..." Liu Wenyang was speechless. Zhou Zi's words could be said to be half wrong and half right.

It seemed that the red-eyed San was very dissatisfied after being kicked out of the Liu family by himself, so he spread rumors and made trouble everywhere, and blamed himself for not expecting this, but almost ruining his reputation. It seemed that the Feng Shui hyacinth house-controlling treasure mirror could not be done anymore, and he could not lose people's hearts for small profits.

Just as Liu Wenyang was thinking randomly, Zhouzi suddenly said, "Mr., are you going to lose money?"

Liu Wenyang was stunned, "Why is this?"

Zhouzi said: "Because the pleasure boat is right in front!"

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