"I knew you must have a way, Brother Yi!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly beamed, "Actually, I have been traveling around the world for many years, and I usually have two website addresses on hand. It's a pity that these websites change their URLs every three days, so I just switch them around.

I have lost this loyal old customer. Brother Xiaoyi, is there any way you can solve this problem for me as well?"

Ding.

day.

Su Yi stared at Lu Ziqiao with an unkind expression: "Lu Ziqiao, I'll take care of this matter for you this time, but next time if you bother me with such trivial things..."

"Brother Xiao Yi! It's a trivial matter to you, but to me, it's such a big deal that the sky is falling!" Lu Ziqiao looked sad and started to act awkwardly, "As a brother, you can't bear to look at me

Has the sky fallen? What to do with the courses that so many teachers are waiting for? Who will be their most devoted students?"

Mud, you can't stand the threat.

"Okay, okay, stop acting!" Su Yi waved his hand helplessly, "I'll give you an idea, but it has some side effects."

"I would like to hear the details!" Lu Ziqiao immediately sat upright.

"Do you have a washbasin.com account? Change your name to 'Personal Porn Appraiser Lu Xiaobu'." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Then you record a video and put it on top, to the effect that you are an upright and abstinent person.

Good man, I feel that pornographic websites are too harmful to teenagers, and I really can’t stand it, so I decided to stand up and do some useful things for society. Then you talk about the harm of pornographic websites, especially the harm to minors, and tell everyone that even if

It is also illegal to secretly browse color websites at home."

"Finally, please tell everyone that if you know about color websites and are afraid of taking responsibility but have a sense of justice, you can send a private message to Washbasin.com and send you the URL of the color website, and you will be responsible for reporting these color websites."

"Let's put it this way, if this thing is done well, you will have an endless supply of color website resources to see, and you will have an honest excuse to watch these color videos, because you have to criticize with a just and noble purpose.

Use your own eyes to identify yellow.”

Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Su Yi, suddenly her face turned red, and she held Su Yi's hand excitedly: "Brother! You are really a fairy! How did you come up with this operation? It's a genius operation! This yellow appraiser

I’m convinced, this is simply the best job in the world! I’m going to shoot a video!”

Lu Ziqiao rushed away happily.

Zhang Wei asked Su Yi with doubts on his face: "Brother Xiao Yi, you haven't told Zi Qiao what the side effects of being a gold connoisseur are."

"Did he ask me?" Su Yi said lightly.

Zhang Wei said suspiciously: "I always feel that Zi Qiao has fallen into a big pit. But is that kind of video good to watch?"

Su Yi was stunned and said, "Don't tell me, you've never seen it."

"I really haven't," Zhang Weidao said. "When we were young, our dean told us that looking at others' shyness will make you look like a needle."

"Then you believed it?" Su Yi asked.

"Why don't you believe in free money?" Zhang Wei said matter-of-factly.

(??_?)!

Su Yi gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

Zhang Wei looked around, then suddenly came over and asked with some embarrassment: "Actually, speaking of shyness, I really have a question I want to ask you."

Ding.

"explain."

"It's like this." Zhang Wei coughed twice and said awkwardly, "Me, sometimes I dream about having sex with some girls... You know, it's just a shameful thing... But why does it happen every time when it comes to the end?

Will I wake up at the critical moment?"

"Who did you dream about?" Su Yi asked curiously.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "Some girls."

"Have you ever had sex with every girl you've ever met?" Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.

Zhang Wei was a little shy: "That's not all. The cleaning lady in our company who is over 70 years old. The progress we made with her was just to hold hands."

(??_?)!

"Fuck you, you beast!" Su Yi had the urge to hit someone.

"Don't tell others, Brother Yi, otherwise my innocence will be ruined!" Zhang Wei said hurriedly.

Ding.

"Are you innocent?" Su Yi said unhappily, "Your wretchedness is really deep in your bones, Zhang Wei!"

"Oh, that's not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand, "What's important is, why do I wake up every time I dream about a critical moment? Is this some kind of disease?"

"This isn't a disease, it's life!" Su Yi said, "Let me ask you, are you still a virgin?"

"Yes, my body is still pure!" Zhang Wei said seriously.

Su Yi sighed and said: "That's right, why did you wake up at the critical moment? Because it involves your knowledge blind spot, so you can't even dream about it."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a long time before saying: "It makes sense! Why didn't I think of it earlier?"

"You are really a weirdo." Su Yi said speechlessly, "I think you don't have any dates anymore. You should work hard to make money and make yourself a diamond king. As long as you are rich enough, your future girlfriend will be there."

In the current kindergarten.”

"I know, so now every time I pass by the kindergarten, I will step lightly." Zhang Wei said seriously, "Because I am afraid of disturbing my girlfriend while building blocks."

"...animal!"

Su Yi originally thought that Zhang Wei was the most normal person in the love apartment, but now he understands that normality is superficial, but deep down, who is not a psychopath?

Zhang Wei went to the supermarket to buy groceries and played a few games of Mario by himself. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu magically returned and joined the battle.

Tang Youyou came back after a while, with a look of despair on his face.

When Guangu Qiqi and Zeng Xiaoxian saw her like this, their expressions immediately changed.

But Su Yi didn't even look back. He could hear Tang Youyou jumping up and down through the door.

"Yuyou, no, it can't be!" Guangu's magical voice was trembling.

"Is it not going well, Yoyo?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Tang Youyou sighed and said in a serious tone: "Now, standing in front of you is Tang Youyou, the heroine of the upcoming TV series "Reverse Heroes"!"

At the end, Tang Youyou couldn't hold it any longer and started jumping up and down.

"Ahhh..." Guan Guqingqi and Zeng Xiaoxian both shouted excitedly, and they rushed to hug Tang Youyou to celebrate her success.

Then Tang Youyou ran over and gave Su Yi a big hug: "Thank you, Brother Yi! If it weren't for you, I would have missed the opportunity to be the heroine for the first time in my life. You are so good!"

"I'm just going with the flow." Su Yi said with a smile, "Congratulations."

"I told the director that maybe I am not the best, but I must be the hardest working. The director was very impressed with me, so he decided on the spot that I would be the heroine!" Tang Youyou said excitedly, "Not only

So, she invited me to eat Kobe lobster in the restaurant of the five-star hotel where she stayed!"

At this time, Guangu Mingqing's face was already a little unhappy: "Five-star hotel? You went there wearing a low-cut top and a miniskirt?"

"That's right, I didn't bring any other clothes! Why not wear this?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.

Guan Gu magically sniffed and widened his eyes again: "You, you drank wine!"

"Yes, to celebrate my winning the role, the director and I drank a bottle of red wine." Tang Youyou said happily, "You guys talk first, I'll go and pack my luggage."

"Luggage? Where are you going?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Are you going to move to the director's hotel?" Sekiya suddenly thought about this possibility and his eyes widened in horror.

"Of course not," Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The director and I made an appointment to go to Hong Kong Island to meet the screenwriter. She will drive to pick me up later, and then we will go to the airport together."

"Go to Hong Kong Island!" Guan Gu magically shouted.

"Yes, I may have to go for three to five days." Tang Youyou said.

Guan Gu's mysterious face was as dark as the bottom of a pot at this time: "Yuyou, actually I think this matter..."

"It's unbelievable, right?" Tang Youyou answered excitedly, "I find it unbelievable too. It still feels like a dream, haha! I'll go first! Go pack your things!"

After saying that, he jumped up and ran away.

As soon as Tang Youyou left, the room immediately fell into silence, with the only sound of Su Yi playing games, which seemed particularly abrupt.

"I'm going to go for three to five days... and we have to go to Hong Kong Island and stay in a hotel together..." Guangu Qiji's face was filled with pain and confusion, "What's the next step? What will they do next?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little sarcastic and deliberately said: "Going to eat Kobe hairy crabs?"

"It's all your fault!" Guan Gu burst out magically, "It's all my fault that you let Yuyou wear low-cut clothes, so things developed like this!"

"I, I also want to make Yuyou's interview successful!" Zeng Xiaoxian defended, "It doesn't matter if I make a small sacrifice."

"A small sacrifice?" Guan Guqiu shouted in grief and indignation, "The clothes she wears can be directly used for a heart transplant!"

"It's not that exaggerated! Guan Gu, I think you are overreacting!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at his face and said sternly, "You should have more trust in Yuyou. If you believe in Yuyou, you should believe that Yuyou's success is all

You get it through your own efforts.”

After a pause, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled: "It's just that she usually wears too little and others can't see her!"

ヽ(｀⌒′メ)ノ!

These words simply added fuel to the fire, and Guangu Magic suddenly became furious.
To be continued...