Chapter 15 I have a special cure for hyperphobia
It is very easy to find Jirai. He usually only appears in four places: home, Naruto building, a tavern with a young lady to accompany him to drink, and a bathroom and a beam.
It was just afternoon, and it was too early to go to the tavern to drink. Ming Chao first went to the nearby bathhouse to try his luck. As a result, he was very destined to find Jiraiya, who was sticking his butt in a hidden corner.
In fact, Ming Chao once suspected that Jiraiya was intentional. Not to mention a ninja of Jiraiya, if you change to Anbu Chunin, peeping at the female bathhouse would not be so easy to detect.
Jirai may also enjoy the stimulation of voyeurism after being discovered?
When Ming Chao stepped on the bricks beside Jiraiya, Jiraiya's heart was instantly thumped. When he turned to see Ming Chao, he breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and continued to peek into the bathtub... During this period, he had been discovered by Ming Chao more than once and did not care about the collapse of his character.
"Senior Orochimaru is here to find me." Ming Chao said in a low voice.
Jiraiya's vulgar expression slightly stopped, and hesitated again, and replied in a low voice: "Shh, wait a moment before talking."
His focus on peeping again surprised Mingchao. Can this kind of news make him give up peeping? Is there a big beauty in the bathhouse?
He narrowed his eyes curiously and glanced into the gaps in the bricks and tiles... Well, he was just curious, without any obscene thoughts.
At this time, Jiraiya turned around and blocked her, only allowing Ming Chao to vaguely see a touch of blonde hair and snow-white... blond hair?!
Instantly, his hair exploded, and the Mingchao curse seal was opened in two seconds! Then his arms crossed his chest, and black scale patterns grew on his arms!
The next second, turmoil like a missile explosion burst out among the bricks and tiles under your feet, and a rumbling sound drove Ming Chao and Jiraiya's roof with a bathtub!
Amid the woman's screams, Ming Chao fell heavily on the street in the distance. He felt that the bones of his arms, protected by the curse, had cracked a little, his internal organs were shaken, and a smear of blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth. He lay on the ground and rolled his eyes: Hell! A pit comparison!
"Hmm? And you guys?"
In the distance, Tsunade, wearing a bathrobe, walked towards Meichao strode and snorted coldly: "This idiot Jiraiya has ruined you too?"
"Misunderstanding, Lord Tsunade!" Ming Chao raised his hand and wiped the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly said, "I happened to have something to come to see Lord Jiraiya!"
It seemed like a coincidence that the back of his hand that had wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth was exposed to the sun, just reflected the bright red in Tsunade's eyes. Tsunade's chest aura stopped, and a hint of panic and fear appeared in his expression, and he gritted his teeth and moved away his eyes.
"Jiraiya! If you pretend to be dead, I will let you die!" This shout seemed a little inactive, but it also made Jiraiya, who was lying in the ruins, close his eyes and pretended to be unconscious, open his eyes.
He smiled and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Tsunade, I and Naochao have something to come to you, he brought news about Orochimaru."
Tsunade snorted coldly: "Idiots, please explain to them!"
"Mr. Jiraiya, you are peeping again!"
A group of women in bathrobes rushed towards Jiraiya under the leadership of the bathhouse owner. Jiraiya's face changed. After jumping up, he didn't need to be instantly wielded. He jumped in panic and ran away, enjoying the feeling of being chased by a bunch of women.
Tsunade cut low and turned her eyes to look at Mingchao. She found that Mingchao had disappeared at some point. She pinched her fist that was a little clenched: You are lucky this time, I see your eyes!
A child is not honest!
There is also an old man! She looks at the sky annoyed!
In the Naruto building, the third generation of Naruto quickly put his baby crystal ball carefully.
"Is that Orochimaru's curse seal? He took Tsunade's fist and was only slightly injured?"
Well, he used the telescope technique for this serious matter, and there was no other reason.
...
After a small episode, Jiraiya, Tsunade and Nakamao reunited at Nakamao's house in tacit understanding, and no one mentioned what had just happened.
The three of them sat around the table, and Ming Chao told him about Orochimaru's three-time dispatch of his clone.
Jiraiya said: "Sure enough, Mizuki was sent to prison by him a little deliberately to save the Kaguya clan's corpse vein ninja. The teacher and I were originally planning to use this to try to capture Orochimaru, but it seems that it is not possible..."
"Orochimaru is not a guy who will take risks because of his subordinates." Tsunade crossed her arms and supported her on the table, and asked Xiang Mingchao: "Then what? Why did he think you would help him? Why did you wait for his three clones in a row? There is a hidden danger on the curse seal on your body, or..."
"The art of reincarnation in the filthy land." Ming Chao replied: "According to Master Touching, this is a forbidden technique developed by the second generation of Master Hokage, which can recall the souls of the dead from the underworld."
Hum? Tsunade's eyes were slightly empty.
Jiraiya's body was tense: "Is it that forbidden technique? That guy Orochimaru..."
"He threatened Master Touching by disturbing the first generation of Naruto An Ning!" Ming Chao said: "But Master Touching finally decided not to accept Orochimaru's threat, so I didn't have to cooperate with him!"
"...This bastard!" Tsunade snorted angrily, and his fist shook lightly on the table, causing the table to crack and collapse with a crack!
"Hey?!" Ming Chao's expression was anxious and subconsciously reached out to save the table. In the end, not only did he fail to save the table, but his palm was also cut through a wound by the splattered wood chips, and a few drops of blood flowed out.
Tsunade's anger instantly retracted, panic and fear appeared in her eyes, and she gritted her teeth and stood up and left: "I will compensate you for your desk!"
She left Mingchao's house directly, and the small wound on Mingchao's hand was soon stopped from healing by chakra. Jiraiya looked at Mingchao's thoughtful expression and sighed: "Do it intentionally?"
"Well, I noticed it a little when I was in the bath before. Lord Tsunade is..."
"Hyphobia." Since it was discovered, Jiraiya did not hide it from Mingchao and said bluntly: "Tsunade... was afraid of blood."
"Vomica?" Ming Chao said in surprise: "Isn't Master Tsunade a medical ninja? How could she get infected with this weird disease?"
"Just because she is a medical ninja..."
Jiraiya shook her head: "I won't tell you the specific reason. Don't tell others about this. I hope... Tsunade can get out of those things as soon as possible... By the way, if you have the chance, you can ask alone if there is a way to cure phobia."
"Is this a mental illness?" Ming Chao thought for a while and said, "Just give her a little help, a female ninja like Lord Tsunade should be able to overcome this kind of thing easily!"
Jiraiya was stunned: "You have a way?"
Ming Chao smiled wickedly and walked over. Although he and Jiraiya were the only ones around him, he seemed unwilling to let the voice leak out. He could only hear a few keywords: self-harm, peeping, openness, action, molestation, hehehe...
Jiraiya's nose twitched, and her expression gradually became obscene, and she almost bleeded. In the end, she shook her head with no brilliance and courage: "No, no, if you do this, the day when Tsunade's blood phobia is cured will be my death!"
"But...a similar plot can be written into the sequel to the Intimate Paradise..."
"Remember to get some royalties from me, Master Jiraiya." Ming Chao was speechless. After thinking for a while, he leaned into Jiraiya's ear and said, "Then we can try to do this..."
Jiraiya's eyes gradually brightened.
You can give it a try!
...
On the other side, Tsunade, who left the Mingchao family, walked aimlessly on Konoha Street.
When she heard Mingchao speak about the art of reincarnation in the filthy land, her first thought was to hope to see her dead brother Rongshu and her lover.
Later, when she heard Ming Chao say "disturbing the first Naruto An Ning" to threaten the shadow, she realized that she was devilish. The dead are dead after all, and the reincarnation of the filthy land is not the art of resurrecting the dead.
If you want to come to the rope tree and the broken ones, you won’t want to recover and return to the world in that way.
But after thinking about it, I felt a little lost. As I walked, a familiar and lively atmosphere suddenly came. Tsunade realized that he had arrived in front of Konoha Casino without knowing it.
All are here.
Tsunade didn't consider her only 1,800 taels of savings and 1,800 taels of foreign debt, and she got into the casino. The environment of the casino instantly made her abandon all her worries!
When she exchanged chips for the table, she was about to bet when her nose suddenly swayed and smelled a faint smell of blood. When she looked sideways, she found that there was a bandage wrapped in the right arm, and blood oozing out the wound and dyeing the bandage red, and she shouted big and small not far from her.
His eyes suddenly became dizzy, and his hands holding the chips became weak, and Tsunade gritted his teeth in anger.
"Damn it, it's a pity!"
If you don’t bet, it’s all a big deal!
Chapter completed!