Chapter Thirty-Four The Little Secret of the Mother-in-law
Although the five-digit white-haired witch looked unreliable, her promise would still be true. Hao Ren waited for the activity funds allocated to him by the organization and looked at the few extra numbers on his bank card.
He felt tears streaming down his face as he read the numbers: This treatment is really good. If Raven 12345 had slapped this string of zeros on his face, he would have been happier signing the contract than anything else!
Hao Ren realized one thing: he must learn to break away from the daily thinking of fighting for the common people, and look at a monster organization like the "Space-Time Administration" from a higher perspective. For this organization, the currency in the world is probably just a piece of cake.
Mobile props, and wholesale in unlimited quantities - Hao Ren held the bank card and asked Raven 12345 to give him a few more zeros, but after thinking about it, he still felt embarrassed...
But in any case, the funds for the activity were settled, and by the way, Vivian's food expenses for at least two years were also settled: ever since that good-for-nothing vampire moved into the house, Hao Ren had been raising her for nothing, treating her as an employee.
As a nanny, I could save some money on electricity bills to offset the rent. In fact, that was mostly just a joke. How could Hao Ren, a commoner with a flat head, rise to this level? He just found a reason to make himself and Vivian accept this with peace of mind.
It was just a freeloading situation. But now this is no longer a problem. The five-digit white-haired witch allocated enough funds for three people to travel around the world, and asked them to go to the UK to pick up someone...
On the way to the Capital International Airport, Vivian said to the side more than once: "Landlord, do you think the Space-Time Management Bureau is still recruiting people? I can go over and help them with cooling!"
After getting on the plane, Vivian was still talking about this question, and Hao Ren couldn't help it: "Young master, this requires talent, you know? I am more or less a reserve civil servant and a candidate for the Holy Son. Do you think this is the case?"
It's easy to be a witch - and the white-haired witch's house is warm in winter and cool in summer. She is a goddess, so I guess she doesn't need air conditioning..."
Vivian has been responsible for cooling the whole house at home for the past two days. In addition to saving on electricity bills, the three people in the family have already adopted her as the air conditioner.
The vampire girl curled her lips, then lay down next to the plane window and curiously watched the ground staff busy below and muttered: "Is it okay to leave the 'get out' at home?"
"It's okay, its skin is solid. Don't forget its origins," Hao Ren was not worried at all. This time the family went out together, so cats were not allowed on the plane. It was not practical to check the beast internationally.
, so he abandoned "Gun" at home and entrusted it to a neighbor to take care of him. But in fact, Hao Ren was very sure that the clever beast was more likely to sneak out of someone else's house the next day and become self-reliant: it had a criminal record, "Think of it back then."
With a physique of less than ten kilograms, he can dominate all the cat and dog dens on the street, and his ability to survive in the wild is better than mine. When I first raised him two years ago, I was worried every time I went out, but later I was no longer afraid:
Throw it out for a month, and the guy will gain more than half a kilogram when he comes back..."
"Landlord, what do you think Britain should be like? I've never been there." Lily sat opposite Hao Ren and asked curiously while looking at the scenery outside the window: all fours on the ground.
This time the "activity funds" were abundant, and Hao Ren also bought a first-class cabin in a wealthy manner, so the space around the three of them was spacious and there was a separation between them and other passengers. Lily, a guy who couldn't sit still, was already squirming before the plane took off.
We have been going there for most of the day. Of course, the reason for buying the first-class cabin is that there is plenty of money, and more importantly, the private space is better in the first-class cabin. Hao Ren knew that he was traveling with two guys with extremely special racial compositions. Although in theory,
These two experienced superwomen will not let their guard down, but he is still cautious like ordinary people, and wants to keep these two as far away from ordinary people as possible during the trip, so that it will be easier to talk about some "confidential topics".
"I don't know, I haven't been there either," Hao Ren shrugged and turned to look at Vivian, "By the way, make sure again, you have really been to England, right? We can rely on you as our guide to get there.
Yes, you claim to know English..."
"Of course, I value my reputation very much and I won't talk nonsense." Vivian puffed up her chest. "After all, I have traveled around the world. I knew that the earth was round as early as when you humans ate raw meat.
Never been? I’ve been in the Vatican..."
Hao Ren quickly coughed twice: "Ahem, there's no need to mention the days of working in the church to make ends meet. I really don't know what your fellow tribesmen would think if they knew about this glorious experience of yours."
"Them? I haven't seen them for hundreds of years. Most of them are stubborn idiots, and a few smart guys are better at hiding than me." Vivian shrugged. "Our clan is very loose, even in those days.
The heyday was in disarray, otherwise how could I have been marginalized to the extent that I am now. Alas, I’d better not mention the things back then. When I mention them, I feel melancholy - How could I have been so confused in this life? "
Hao Ren chuckled: "You also know that you are confused. Okay, I just need to know that you can understand English and know the way. It will save you the trouble of looking for a guide when the time comes. We can't ask others for help. That raven said that in order to test the new employees' work ability
, not even a map..."
Vivian patted her chest confidently: "Don't worry, don't worry, Arthur Mordred didn't even scold me when he yelled at me - I have lived there for more than 130 years, speaking in English
It’s like my mother tongue.”
Hao Ren listened blankly, always feeling that something was wrong, but the amount of information in Vivian's words was too much, and he didn't give anyone a chance to analyze it in detail, so in the end he nodded and didn't go into details.
This is the problem.
After a while, Hao Ren saw that Lily still had no intention of calming down, so he found a topic to attract the werewolf girl's attention: "There is a question I have always wanted to ask, how do you solve the identity problem when you live in the human world?
?Especially you, Lily, how did you do it?"
This question troubled Hao Ren for several days: Regardless of how old Vivian can be, how did Lily, a loser, solve her own identity problem in modern society? She claims to have been running around the world since the Republic of China.
When the application was still being made, she was a famous literary and artistic young woman in Shanghai. In the past nearly a hundred years, the forms of citizen certificates have changed countless times, and a loser like Lily was able to roam around in the human world leisurely.
She is in trouble—and she seems to be doing better than Vivian, which is really curious.
After hearing this, Lily also squatted down in her seat, and a pair of pointed ears on her head seemed to twitch: "It's not difficult at all. I've seen with my own eyes that your social order has been established from scratch. What's the point of living in human society?"
Yes, I have a good background and there will be no difficulty."
Speaking of this, Lily suddenly raised her head cleverly, and her always unreliable mind finally became smart: "Why especially me? Do you think I'm stupid?"
Hao Ren quickly shook his head, while Vivian next to her turned her face away as if she couldn't bear to look at her. Lily corrected her sternly: "I know you always think I'm not very smart. My six senses are very sharp.
I'm too lazy to be serious with you. This is a matter of attitude towards life. Let me tell you, landlord, you may not think that I usually don't use my brain, but I have great skills behind my back! I know many people, such as... well, almost all of those people
I won’t talk about it since everyone is dead. Anyway, I’m very powerful!”
Hao Ren wiped the cold sweat from his head, and his intuition told him that Lily would probably say a lot of scary names just now, many of which must be forbidden. Fortunately, the werewolf girl shut up earlier. With the two girls at home,
Superman had similar surprises every day when they were together. They talked about those historical celebrities as if they were talking about the old Zhao family down the street, completely ignoring how the listeners' livers trembled.
At this time, preparations for the plane's takeoff were finally completed. A flight attendant began to remind passengers to sit down in their seats and fasten their seat belts. Lily, who had been struggling for a long time, also obeyed and fastened her seat belts quickly. Then she and Hao Ren simultaneously
I discovered a shocking fact: Vivian seemed to be trembling...
She usually has a steady temperament, at least a bit of a vampire, but now her expression begins to change when she hears the announcement that the plane is about to take off, and she doesn't even seem to know how to use the seat belt. Hao Ren helps Vivian put it on.
After buckling the seat belt, I couldn't help but ask: "Are you still afraid of flying? You have wings yourself!"
"I've never sat on this..." Vivian said weakly.
Hao Ren was immediately surprised: This vampire who had squatted beside Khufu's Pyramid during the entire construction process, and who was so well-informed that he was insane, had never flown on an airplane?
Vivian looked like she was about to cry: "I can't buy a flight ticket..."
Chapter completed!