Chapter 1 Travels to the Underworld
Some people say that when a person dies, scenes of life will reappear. He doesn't know whether the person who said this is dead. However, Li Wei is dead now. Moreover, what he has always been afraid of during his lifetime is that there is still hell in this world.
A large hall is basically the same as the bank hall, but it is only a few hundred times larger. On the wall, there are banners [Satisfied by the living and reassured by the dead]; around, the marching man wearing blue leather was a tauren warrior with a 999-honor and a 999-shame ribbon - his hair was meticulously combed, without a bull nose ring, which is said to be the reason why the staff were not allowed to wear jewelry.
Countless seats are displayed in this hall, but the [people] sitting on these seats are all unknown.
It's very simple - the new ghost is annoying and crying with the old ghost.
This is the Office Hall No. 2054 of the Underworld (model pilot unit).
At the entrance of the hall, Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang, wearing white and black suits, were working diligently to guide the work. Basically, Li Wei had not seen the kind of life-threatening person who dared to get along with these two (although they were all dead). However, there was a kind of person who wanted to go back and take a look at his relatives. He couldn't cry. At this time, it was time for Mr. Taurus to appear. Charge, break the tendons, kill, and drag it away.
This effect is very good. Just look at the guy who was broken half of his body bleeding from all kinds of internal organs.
——Li Wei knew a little about what the vomit bag next to him was for.
Ordinary new ghosts will honestly go to the number outbound machine at the door, honestly [get the number], then sit in the seat, and wait for the office staff at the office window to call the number.
"2012-cc-9526, please go to window A31 to complete the relevant procedures." The radio sounded at the right time during a funeral march.
A staff member of the underworld in a black suit and a white shirt called the buddy in front of Li Wei. During the chat, he learned that compared to him, Li Wei was extremely unlucky. He was eighty-three years old. He went to the battlefield, killed the Japanese, and had a lot of descendants. The funeral was very grand when he died. A model of his life! What about himself...
What is this? People die more than people, and they are different after death.
What's even more terrifying is that I seemed to have done a lot of cheating during my lifetime. Originally, my atheism was useless. There is really an underworld in this world - so what will happen to me?
Unconsciously, Li Wei recited the mantra of rebirth.
"2012-cc-9526, go to the C-level plane... Yes, get your card number and prove your identity based on this. Next, 2009-cc-9527!"
"No. 2012-cc-9527, please go to window A 31 to complete the relevant procedures."
The funeral march, the radio sound, repeat again.
When it came to Li Wei, the civil servant looked at him with a frown, with an indescribable depression. This number has been given a brand new meaning since a certain movie - he is also quite depressed - which has added a lot of comedy to this dull hall.
Levi brought his [certificate] to a centaur - yes, it was a centaur. I don’t know if the underworld is really international. Although there are many horse faces, the one who handles business for him is actually a centaur in Western mythology.
...This is really...
I don’t know if the other party is not proficient in Chinese or why. In short, this... Ms. Centaurus stared at Li Wei carefully for a while.
The upper body looks like a professional woman in O-suit, and the lower body is... Anyway, Li Wei only saw a ponytail swaying back and forth and half flattery. Such a ponytail girl who is about 30 years old, read Li Wei's resume for three minutes and decisively...
The emergency plan for the underworld was activated.
"This sir."
On the side, a serious horse-headed man walked up to Li Wei and said with a very pleasant look: "There is a small problem in our system. Maybe you need to cooperate - please move."
"That...this adult..."
"It's no longer popular here to call adults, you can call me Mr. Ma." The civil servant with a horse-faced face opposite said impatiently: "The calf over there will take you there later-I still have something to do. If you have any questions, go and ask him-the next one!"
Holding the card number in his hand, what else could Li Wei say? Anyway, he didn't dare to get tired of the horse face opposite him. So he stood up very poorly. Following the other party, he walked directly into a door next to him - passing through a corridor without lights. I don't know how long he had been walking. Finally, he arrived at the end of the corridor... in front of a small office. This is not hell, it is not much different from the world.
Little Ma? Mr. Ma? Li Wei looked at the man named Little Maverick beside him - he was tall and big! He was wearing a black suit like Schwarzenegger. What is most vivid is that he had a pair of cow horns on his head and a pair of cow eyes widened!
Although I have seen many taurens just now, this... is too close to me, and I always feel like I can't help it...
Touch it to see if it feels real.
From the beginning, those bull eyes were the only lighting tool.
"Well...Mr. Niu?"
"I know you have many questions, but there are no need for so many questions here - let's go, there must be some questioning for those who are engaged in literary creation." Mr. Niu snorted. For some reason, Li Wei felt a powerful...resential power from him.
Well, after all, I was a Taoist priest during my lifetime, wasn’t it?
"What's wrong with art? Is art really so annoying? Besides, I actually read a passage of human body art with a critical mentality..." Before he finished muttering, Li Wei really felt a little unfair. Although he said he would go to stocks when he died quickly and go to art when he died slowly, but... he was dead, why didn't he let himself go?
Finally, I came to an office with no idea what kind of administrative level it was. There was originally an office sign on it, but a piece of printed paper was written with a "Second Literary and Art Interrogation Team"...
Dangdangdang, Mr. Niu knocked on the door politely.
"Who?"
"Yan Sir, it's me, Xiao Niu - I brought you the person you are looking for, and another art-based person in Chinese."
"Oh, Chinese Department?! Let him come in, I just had time here."
...Yan Sir? Why do you feel...the sense of incongruity is so strong?
"Hey, don't be stunned, you can't run away-" Mr. Niu pushed Li Wei's back, and then the latter staggered into the room.
This is obviously not as powerful as Xiao Ma at the beginning.
"Uh...Mr. Yan?" Li Wei looked up and saw that it was a big room, probably a senior administrative department. Unlike Xiaoma just now, it was an open-air office. Could it be...
"I am the King of Hell you mentioned. Don't ask other questions, just interrogate you. Hum!" A handsome middle-aged man sat behind a large desk and snorted: "Come..."
"..."What are you going to do? When you see the King of Hell... do you have to kneel down?
"Come on, bring him a chair - sorry, our office equipment is limited. It scares you - when you meet, just ask me to live with Yan Sir first." Eighty-most a Hong Kong film enthusiast. The King of Hell smiled very handsomely, and he felt a little familiar: "Tell me this way, fortunately you didn't choose to become a novelist back then..."
"Novelist?" Um... It seems that, indeed, I was so excited that I thought for a second while writing.
"Tell you that novelists are going to hell - the kind that is very miserable, who told them to always talk nonsense?" He snorted, and the King of Hell said: "Especially those writers who dig holes and don't fill them - have you seen it? Yes, it's the room over there, listen carefully."
Listen carefully? It seems...it seems...
"That's right, it's just a scream - I'll fight for three years first, I promise that I can't stand it even if I'm masochist here." The King of Hell shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then, the writer will go to reincarnation better. If you are the kind of amateur writer, especially those who are disgusting, those who write tragedy, those who write essays, those who write eunuchs, those who write intermittently and uninterrupted, you will all go to hell! Use your own blood to dip your own bone marrow nerves to write your own book! Each chapter is less than three thousand words, not punctuation - one less dead time! How about it? Are you afraid? Stop talking, there will be rewards for finishing, but it's too watery. If writing a book is finished, then your sins will be reduced!"
Li Wei was really speechless. The shrill shouts from afar even made him feel that this place was really hell.
"Uh...thank you...you're looking for me... no, are you looking for something?" Li Wei was shocked and thought to himself, why is death stronger than living?
"I really forgot if you don't say it - the name!"
"Levi."
"serial number!"
“2012-cc-9527.”
The King of Hell was flipping over the notes in front of him, and Li Wei thought he wanted to work on the computer like he had just now.
“…”
The middle-aged handsome man's eyebrows and eyes frowned together, and sometimes he lined up in the character "chuan" and "囧" in the future. In the end, the other party finally realized something. He picked up a phone call next to him, but didn't know who he was talking about something, but finally put the phone down.
"Yeah, that's what's happening."
He coughed gently, and the handsome middle-aged man said.
"In this great universe, there is no accident, only inevitable-"
I don’t know what the other party was saying, but he said it for a long time. Li Wei was confused and confused, but at that moment, he finally realized it.
When scammers cheat together, they always say a lot of things that the other party doesn't understand, and then they get confused, and finally...
The corners of his mouth were slightly raised without attracting attention. Li Wei quickly lowered his head and looked timid. If he was with an ordinary person, he would have to make a fuss at this time, making the other party feel that he owed him. However, if he faced someone he could not afford to offend, he could only pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger - and he might not be able to eat it.
"—So, in the face of the complex countless planes, in the face of a huge number of creatures, there are always some mistakes, sometimes - aren't it?"
"--I have no idea."
Li Wei shook his head decisively and said helplessly: "I can't understand what you said. However, when you see that you are a good person, you will definitely not lie to me - please tell me, I have always been stupid."
"Tsk, I knew... maybe you're stupid, but... you can't hide anything in front of my laptop."
After shaking the King of Hell, it should be the life and death book. The middle-aged handsome guy sighed and said, "Say it straight to the point - we not only misjudged your life for thirteen years, but also misjudged that the plane you came from was not cc, but cd. After all, it was just a matter of shaking hands..."
Li Wei felt happy at first, and then sad again. What was happy was that he had thirteen years to live, and what was sad was that he had only thirteen years to live. After calculating, he did not exceed the forty mark.
"Yeah, I understand." Li Wei nodded and said yes, but he felt that if he didn't say anything he thanked, he would be regarded as a soft persimmon?
"After all, I'm just an irrelevant guy."
"Well, you're right, you're just a small character and a trick. But it's no longer."
The handsome middle-aged man waved his hand and said, "In the grand universe, there is no difference between an eagle flying from one bell tower to another, and a cricket flying from one straw to another."
"So, I'm dead in vain?"
"Of course not, the book of life and death has always been fair. I said that there is no accident in the world, only inevitable...just, this is for you."
Take out a small white non-transparent medicine bottle from the drawer.
"Drink it."
“…What is this?”
Li Wei took this in confusion and saw that it was a worn plastic white medicine bottle that only the old Chinese medicine doctors on the telephone poles would use, and looked at it toss and turns.
"Drink, it's made in the underworld..."
Although I don’t know what happened, but... it seemed very harmful. I smiled bitterly and said, “Pure underworld made… Mengpo soup?”
"You know too much."
The King of Hell seemed very serious: "Drink it, then accept the punishment you should accept, and finally find the cause and effect you deserve - of course, there will be no lack of good fate, don't worry, this aspect has always been fair, just and open... We will tell you to let you drink it. Moreover, I cannot take it privately except in designated places."
“…?! Then what is this?”
"A little bit of a small treatment potion... I can tell you clearly that the rules of hell have been slightly changed recently. Mortals are too indifferent, so the rules of hell are truly implemented: saving a life is better than creating a seven-level pagoda. For example, there is a guy from a foreign country called Oscar Schindler who saved 1,100 people, especially at risk. If you count the various buff bonuses, it is more than 7,700 level pagoda. Now he has traveled to another world to be a **. As for your typical example, you will be saved by three lives at once - of course these can only be counted as your next life, but because this time you are a little special, we are also tight on our side. So I will give you a month of restoration period, and you will also be the ** in another world for the next life. Now you can drink this potion and return it to the next life... Let me tell you that your body will be cremated in a while, and you will even save it!"
"..." Li Wei's mind was only a few words flashing constantly.
1. Another world; 2.**; 3. Returning to the sun.
What else do you need to say?
Without saying a word, he drank the bottle of the old military doctor's secret medicine.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
New book uploads, please take care of it and ask for various votes...
Chapter completed!