Chapter 305 "Holding Grandson", the second in the world(1/2)
Fengyang Magazine, Editorial Department.
"Xiaoqing, how about it?"
Editor-in-chief Li Shang asked Su Qing.
Su Qing shook her head and said, "The number of submissions is too small, and the quality is not good. Some are not only the writing style is extremely poor, but the plot is also full of mistakes and omissions. Look at this article, and there is a time travel at the beginning, and there is also an omnipotent system. Let's just write online articles. We are short essay contests, and there is also this article. Don't say the link of 'referring boys over girls'. It's a completely diary. Write a story about how you succeed from preschool to college. Who can read this??"
Obviously, Su Qing was very tired.
Not only Su Qing, but the other four editors of the magazine were also very tired.
Yang Wen even said: "Actually, I didn't expect a short story boss to come to our magazine. What I thought was to discover a few good newcomers, but the result... hey, newcomers are not that big.
"Yes, I read 20 articles in one go, one article is worse than the other."
"Oh, let's see, newcomers are not that easy to find. Besides, those who are a little talented will usually go to Dingsheng Culture. I heard that Dingsheng Culture invited several short stories to participate."
"Oh, who made our temple small?"
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The remaining four editors were also a little depressed and said that everyone was very excited about this essay contest. They all wanted to eliminate the magazine's downturn, but they didn't expect that they happened to meet Dingsheng Culture.
Li Shang laughed: "What? Are you going to surrender one by one at the beginning of this essay contest? We are not comparable to Dingsheng Culture, but this does not mean that we will definitely fail. Besides, we can find it out if we are taller from the short guys. If we can really find a good short article, then we can let others see it. A magazine that is not rich and powerful will definitely have good articles."
That's right.
It's so difficult.
Indeed, it is easy to get a wealth of money, but it is hard to find a good manuscript.
Just when the "Fengyang Magazine" was somewhat desperate about the "short story essay contest", Yu Xiaoshu had already started writing short stories.
Coincidentally, Yu Xiaoshu does remember a good article for the essay contest of "Fengyang Magazine".
Referring to boys over girls.
This is a requirement for the essay contest, but in fact, the essay contest is not limited to the aspect of essay contestation, and even some other contradictions about society can be written.
For example, teacher-student conflicts, doctor-patient conflicts, and... you understand.
In short, for this essay contest of "Fengyang Publishing House", they just want to use a few so-called cores to point out the topic, but even if the topic is off-topic, it is fine as long as it is well written.
The five editors of "Fengyang Publishing House" are not stubborn people. Besides, how can those who can be editors not know how to be flexible and flexible? So as long as they are good manuscripts, they will definitely want them.
As for Yu Xiaoshu, he felt that the next article should be the most appropriate.
"Holding the Grandson"!
You basically know what the name means, yes, it’s just holding a grandson.
You may have read this article, but the author must have heard of it.
Lao She.
This short satire, titled "Holding the Grandson", was created by Mr. Lao She.
Yu Xiaoshu recalled roughly. This was a small plug-in. As long as he saw something on earth, he could basically remember it in his mind instantly.
No nonsense.
Opening the document is done.
I finished writing the title first, and then Yu Xiaoshu started writing it.
[No wonder Mrs. Wang is looking forward to grandson; why don’t you marry a daughter-in-law if you don’t want to hold grandson? You can’t blame your daughter-in-law for being anxious all day long. Originally, it’s not that you don’t work hard to give birth, but if you don’t live, or you don’t live, what’s the way to do it? Let’s talk about the first child: Since she was pregnant, Mrs. Wang has forbidden her daughter-in-law from doing anything, and she is not allowed to turn over when she sleeps at night.
Is this still a careless person? How could I know that in more than five months, my daughter-in-law probably blinked twice and had miscarriage!
Still a male child; it deserves to be born!
Let’s talk about the second child, the daughter-in-law even blinked her eyes and held the size; when she yawned, two maids were holding her left and right.
However, it is right to be careful and give birth to a fat white boy. But after not living for five days, the child did not say anything for himself, and passed away without knowing what he knew.
It was November. There were four stoves in the delivery room, and there were not even holes with needle tips on the window. Not to mention wind, it was Feng Shen, it was not easy to come in.
Besides, the child is covered with four quilts and five blankets, which is warm enough, right? Humph, he died. This is how he should be!]
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The beginning of the article goes straight to the topic, Mrs. Wang wants to hold her grandson. For her, her daughter-in-law is used to give birth to a grandson.
As a result, the first and second babies all died.
The article starts with humorous, satirical and witty writing.
At the same time, the second paragraph talks about the situation after the third child comes out. Basically, the daughter-in-law is supplemented with the ball. Just like this, if the child is raised, it will naturally become older and it will be difficult to have children.
But Mrs. Wang has a traditional idea after all, and she believes that children should give birth naturally and have sex.
As for going to a doctor, it is even more impossible.
[People say, the young grandmother has to go to the hospital.? Old Mrs. Wang can't do this. OK, go to the hospital to get the intestines and stomach broken and give it out naturally, and get it out of the stomach! Foreigners, erudites, can do it like this; the grandson that the Wang family wants to "raise" should not "pay". The mother also spoke, can it be fast to raise a child? The chicken has got an egg! Besides, the birth spell has not been finished, so what are you busy with? I don't respect nuns and look down on the gods!]
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The more I wrote, the more I felt that everyone was everyone.
It is said that Mr. Lao She looked down on short stories at the beginning. He felt that short stories were not worth writing, but because there were too many people asking for manuscripts, it was too late to write long stories. Under such circumstances, Mr. Lao She was going to write a few short stories to deal with.
What is Versailles?
This is actually also called Versailles. You can write some things to deal with, write a few jokes, and you can write such a good manuscript.
This "Holding the Grandson" actually revolves around the birth and death of the third generation in a family, describing a devout grandmother. Her entire hope is just to get a grandson, which leads to the death of her daughter-in-law and baby.
And basically there is irony, irony, great sorrow, great joy, and the last great sorrow.
It took Yu Xiaoshu an hour to get it done in less than 6,000 words.
No need to think, the hand speed is also fast.
It's like a diaper.
After writing this manuscript, Yu Xiaoshu briefly checked it to see if there were any typos, and then sent it directly to "Fengyang Magazine".
As for the pseudonym, Yu Xiaoshu is called "The No. 2 in the World".
Yes.
It is easy to understand to give such a name.
After sending it, Yu Xiaoshu stopped paying attention.
He is quite confident about the article "Holding the Grandson".
"Teacher Yu, are you looking for me?"
Gong Xue knocked on the door and said with a little respect.
"Well, if someone from a magazine contacts you next, you will say that it was your submission..."
Yu Xiaoshu roughly explained the situation.
After all, he didn't want Su Qing to know that it was written by himself, otherwise he might not accept Su Qing's personality. More importantly, the less people know, the better.
The first vest is Yuxiao.
The second vest is the second in the world.
Gong Xue nodded quickly and said, "Teacher Yu, I understand."
"Well, please inform Zhang Cheng, Zhang Xiaohe and others. In 5 minutes, we will have a meeting in the conference room."
Yu Xiaoshu glanced at the time and said.
"good."
Gong Xue said and went out to inform her.
5 minutes later, the conference room.
Zhang Cheng and Zhang Xiaohe have already met each other, and there are also many others who are familiar with each other.
"I won't say anything extra, everyone is familiar with it. Next, this variety show "Sisters Riding the Wind and Waves" will be officially launched, and..."
Just when Yu Xiaoshu was having a meeting to discuss "Sisters Riding the Wind and Waves", his manuscript had already appeared in the screenwriter's department of "Fengyang Magazine".
The fourth editor Xia He is responsible for the review.
80 manuscripts have been eliminated for one hour, which is basically so rubbish that it makes Xia He desperate.
She really wanted to ask these people, do you think short stories are easy to write?
Just have a pen, right?
What's the thing written one by one?
Just when his mentality was on the verge of explosion, Xia He discovered this manuscript called "Hanging the Grandson".
"Holding the Grandson?"
Xia He glanced at the title and then at the pen name.
To be continued...