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1. The start was poured

Li Zhishu opened his eyes on the desk, and the bright and hot sunlight was penetrated by the cherry blossom trees that were tall outside the building and sunbathed on his face.

The sunlight had a sweet smell. Because this feeling was particularly comfortable, Li Zhishu couldn't help but sniff more. He found that the fragrance of a girl was lingering in the tip of his nose and the fireworks of his own Bodhisattva.

I was feeling this strange smell beautifully. In vain, a cup of unknown liquid poured on his cheeks in a joyful way, making a "cuckoo" sound of running water.

The cold touch and the irrigation of liquid made Li Zhishu completely awake from the confusion.

Li Zhishu opened his eyes and was a little confused at first, but then his eyes widened.

At this time, he was in a strange classroom. The classroom was a little old, but the hardware configuration was quite good.

On the wall directly in front is a 42-inch LCD TV, and there are vertical high-power air conditioners in both corners of the classroom. These two things are not something that ordinary classrooms can have.

Because the liquid being poured turned orange, when he turned to look at the window beside him, Li Zhishu immediately realized that he was a bloody man now, and he seemed to be no longer himself.

The dense hair, the angular face, the thin body, and the stern eyes all told him that he was reborn in others at this time.

He turned his head and looked around, and found that there were all students around him, about fifteen or sixteen years old. His hair was colorful, and they all looked like cos lovers from comic exhibitions. Their eyes were now a little sympathetic and gloating. The look of Li Zhishu was very familiar with that, just as if he was about to be taught a lesson by his mother and his classmates looked at his expressions.

Li Zhishu shook his head, feeling his head still a little dizzy. He looked at the faces around him again. Although he felt familiar, he couldn't remember the names of these people.

These people were wearing Japanese school uniforms that he had only seen in Japanese movies or animes in the past. The men were wearing black Japanese-style Zhongshan uniforms, while the women were wearing black sailor uniforms that only Japanese high school students would wear. What’s amazing is that he, who knows how to speak Japanese, could understand all the rustling discussions at this time.

If he did not translate the wrong way, what these people said should be like this.

"Hanzawa, what did you do? Why did you get into Kaguya's head?"

"I guess Kaguya couldn't stand it anymore. She was so depressed for a woman that she didn't look like a person. She got the last place in the whole grade."

"After all, I chased someone I shouldn't have pursued. I heard that the girl was all with his brother. Alas, the scene of a breakup between brothers for a woman... I didn't expect to be able to witness it in reality!"

Every word that fell into Li Zhishu's ears also made him more confused.

Hanze? Are you talking about him?

Kaguya? Who is Kaguya?

But why can't he remember any memory of this body?

Li Zhishu was in a hurry in his heart, but his mind was still covered in a mess. Apart from his original memory, there was no original memory of this body.

His real name is Li Zhishu. He was born in 1990. Before he came to this body, he was thirty-six years old.

Married and have two children. The era I lived in was 2026 AD, with a bachelor's degree.

Before traveling through time, he was a full-time up-time master and part-time calligraphy and painting teacher.

After five years of hard work, he also has 1.6 million fans on Bilibili, and is active in the game area, the second dimension and the food area all year round. Because of his handsome appearance and good eloquence, he is a little fan of the crowd.

In terms of personal talent, he is good at calligraphy, painting, wood carving and crosstalk.

Before becoming a full-time up-time master, he was an original artist, specializing in making original paintings for various games.

At the age of 30, because he could not bear the repeated and boring life of the original painter, he quit his job and started part-time teaching of self-media and calligraphy and painting at home.

The two skills of painting and calligraphy were learned from the fourth grade of elementary school. They were the long-term investments his parents made so that he could easily take the college entrance examination.

Because of these two talents, he was finally admitted to Shanghai Fudan University, a key university in the country with a second-tier score line during the college entrance examination.

His wood carving skills and crosstalk skills come from family traditions. His grandfather is a famous figure in the crosstalk world. In terms of seniority, when a certain steel from Deyun Club meets his grandfather, he must respectfully call him senior.

His grandfather was an old craftsman from Cuiyunlou, Beijing, and almost lost carpenter skills such as Luban Lock. A carving knife can be carved into his hand as he wants.

Due to his family background, he was the only male member of the entire Li family and Zhao family at that time.

Before the age of eleven, the two men were very strict in training him.

Because of the strict management and the rebellious period, the young Li Zhishu gave up on the two skills to continue learning after the two old men died one after another.

It was not until he became an adult and started working as a self-media that he realized that the two old men taught him that they were extremely top-notch skills. Without the wood carving skills taught by his grandfather, he could not have become a hit by Rem's figures by relying on wood carving techniques. Without the crosstalk skills inherited by his grandfather, he could not have become the top ten complaints recognized by Bilibili.

Before waking up today, he was still busy editing his new videos, preparing lessons for teaching on weekends, and handling milk powder money for his second child's tuition.

The content of the video is mainly about how humble the 4th season of the 2026 summer new series "Re:0 Starts from Zero".

After the editing and uploading, it was 10:00 a.m. on Friday.

I was sleeping on my own sofa in a daze, and when I woke up, I was inexplicably here. I was covered with orange juice on my face in this foreign classroom!

(I'm going, this is wrong. I don't have the memory of the original owner in my mind. But I can understand Japanese. Your time travel pattern is too weird. At least I should give me a future explanation, right? At least I tell me who is my current identity? Then what the hell is this orange juice! Why do you think I'm bullied by campus? What the hell is the basketball under your feet? The shoes are actually out of print LeBron's retirement commemorative version.)

In just a moment, Li Zhishu thought through a series of clues in front of him.

But thinking, a girl appeared in front of him.

She slapped the table and scolded Li Zhishu coldly, "Banze! When do you want to be so depressed? It's been a whole month, you're so listless, and your grades are like shit. Do you think you're worthy of your deceased aunt??"

Li Zhishu raised his head to look at the girl, and his pupils immediately shrank.

The girl in front of her is undoubtedly beautiful. Her childish face is pink and white and delicate. Although her face is full of anger at this time, it cannot cover up the girl's beauty and elegance.

The age is about fifteen or sixteen years old, and in a few years, it will definitely be the one who harms the country and the people.

However, what surprised Li Zhishu was that the other party's current dress clearly showed that the heroine Kaguya Shimiya was in the cosplay drama "Miss Kaguya Want Me to Confession".

The two long bangs on the forehead are like tentacles, which are not the hairstyles that ordinary girls can keep.

Not only that, the other party's eyes also had beautiful contact lenses, which showed a dark red color.

This cosplay is almost done in full.

At this moment, the entire classroom was accompanied by the girl's anger, as if she was falling into an ice cave.

The previously rumored discussions were also silenced because of the girl's loud shout.

"I'll ask you, did the orange juice on you just now wake you up? If it's not enough, I'm pouring it!"

The girl put her waist on one hand, pressed her tentacles, and bit her mouth and stared at Li Zhishu with her expression "I think you want to go to heaven". In the other hand, she picked up a bottle of drink and wanted to water him!

Who is this?

Cos Shiminomiya Kaguya, I really think she is Miss Kaguya.

Li Zhishu stood up and stretched out his hand, smiled disdainfully in front of the whole class. He patted the girl's face, as if instinctively saying, "Little girl, this way of awakening people is not good! I have something to do now, so I won't care about you."

"Wow!"

The whole class gasped.

The girl touched half of her face, opened and closed her mouth and was frightened as if she had turned into a goldfish.

Unbelievable!

Hanze actually touched her face!

And in front of the whole class!

"You bastard, let go of your dog's hands!"

After the girl came to her senses, she immediately picked up a stack of books beside her in anger. Without waiting for the owner to agree, she picked up a large copy and smashed it towards Li Zhishu.

Seeing the book "Chalala" coming at him fiercely, Li Zhishu shook his head and showed contempt.

This kind of attack was obviously a pediatrician for him. When he was a child, he was beaten with bamboo strips by his grandfather.

He raised his hand slightly, and the book "Chinese" that flew close to him directly snapped from one end of the classroom like Peter Pan who was slapped by the Hulk, and smashed it into the trash can on the back door of the classroom.

At that moment, the whole world was suffocated again, and even the girl was stunned.

In just a moment, the girl's face began to turn blue, and her voice was trembling with a hint of dignity, "You still dare to fight back!"

Li Zhishu sneered and retorted: "Why don't I fight back? You hit me. I'll ask you to hit me, who will I guess? Besides, what qualifications do you have to hit me!"

"Haha! Just because I was instructed by your mother. Just because I, Kaguya Shimiya, is the one who keeps his word. Look at what grades you have taken, how much do you want to stop the grade and smear your aunt to the extent! Look at your brother, he is already a student president in the first year of high school."

The girl who claimed to be Kaguya Shinomiya looked at Li Zhishu in anger. She slapped a test paper on the table in front of Li Zhishu and said in a loud voice, "You read your grades by yourself, come on, read them loudly for the whole class! In the first semester midterm exam, what grades did you get, how can you go directly to the Hidechi Inn High School Department? You only know how to play basketball all day long, and you have given up on yourself!"

Li Zhishu looked down and couldn't help but look at his test paper. The test paper was full of tickers, marked with English test, and the score was - 42!.

Li Zhishu was stunned. The results seemed... indeed... a bit low.

The Japanese test papers are called wrong, and the circles are called right. The score of 42 also means that they are still 18 points away from passing the exam.

Kaguya Shimiya next to him saw him burying his head and showed a little determination, "I, let, you read it loudly! Why don't you dare to read it anymore! If you know your shame, you can make up for me!"

"It's not that you dare not, but that there is no need. What's more, your achievements are different from me! And who are you,"

Li Zhishu shook his head. He was so stupid that he read it out in public!

Kaguya Shimiya sneered: "Ha! Two shits! How can you let me face your mother! English scores 42, are you mentally retarded? Your mother is a genius who is proficient in seven languages! You score 29 in mathematics, the lowest in the class! Mandarin scores 91 in 91 is still acceptable! Science scores 11 in society! Society scores 12 in the class! Hanzawa, the original grades are not like this. Do you really want to be a laughing stock in the whole school?! Your mother is a former prime minister. Do you want all Japanese media to report that the Prime Minister's son is relegated!"

"!!! Prime Minister... You don't need to evaluate what I used to be like! Your current achievements do not mean that I will always be like this in the future. I am responsible for my life! Then you keep saying good for me, but why do I think your good for me is trampling on my dignity! Watering me with water is the way to wake me up. If so, sorry, I don't want it."

Listening to the girl's angrily scolding, Li Zhishu was shocked!

But then I realized that it was not the time to be shocked, and he was not scolded, not to mention that the score was not obtained by him!

He looked at the girl and seemed to be different. He sneered, "People care about yourself, don't get involved in my affairs! I will find a way to do my grades myself! A flat-breasted little sister! By the way, do you like me so much when your aunt comes! You pay so much attention to me and won't like me. If you really like me, sorry, I'm not interested in flat-breasted like you."

After saying that, Li Zhishu left with his sleeves.

The group of students in the classroom who stayed behind continued to be in an uproar!

A flat-breasted little sister!

My aunt is here!

Just this statement!
Chapter completed!
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